What r two words u should never say to a Jehovah’s Witness?

"Come in!"

Why are Jws unkind?

I guess they don't appreciate strangers knocking on their doors

What does it take to be a Jw?

Just have Nothing and you are qualified!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Advice to married men!

JWs and wh;ores are the the same, Do Not Let them Cum in!

A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah's Witness are lost..
They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.

The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it's no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.

"I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me."

"No problem," says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. "There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings."

"I will go then, friends," says the Jehovah's Witness, and he proceeds to the barn. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.

Dtruthspeaker:
A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah's Witness are lost..
They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.

The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it's no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.

"I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me."

"No problem," says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. "There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings."

"I will go then, friends," says the Jehovah's Witness, and he proceeds to the barn. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.

This just brought a song to mind:

When the pigs try to get at you
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot

truespeak:


This just brought a song to mind:

When the pigs try to get at you
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot

truespeak:


This just brought a song to mind:

When the pigs try to get at you
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot

What kind of joblessness in this ??
How can you be replying yourself
what is this?

haddeylium:


What kind of joblessness in this ??
How can you be replying yourself
what is this?

Party wey don finish since 7 days ago, na im dis one just waka come fool imself!

Na wa o, people dey sha!

truespeak:


Party wey don finish since 7 days ago, na im dis one just waka come fool imself!

Na wa o, people dey sha!

It's kinda funny to me no vex
Almost everyone knows that you own both monikers.
You cannot even hide it .
What are you trying to achieve by conversing with yourself?
It's serious

haddeylium:


It's kinda funny to me no vex
Almost everyone knows that you own both monikers.
You cannot even hide it .
What are you trying to achieve by conversing with yourself?
It's serious

You Wish!

truespeak:


You Wish!

And you should be worry.
Take my advice, this act is not normal and you should get help soon for your mental health sake

haddeylium:

And you should be worry.
Take my advice, this act is not normal and you should get help soon for your mental health sake

When a wise man enters into a controversy with a fool, There will be ranting and ridicule, but no satisfaction. Proverbs 29:9 compare to Matthew 7:6

haddeylium:


And you should be worry.
Take my advice, this act is not normal and you should get help soon for your mental health sake

Fear, son, Fear!

For I see you hope and wish I and Dtruthspeaker are the same but your hope does not make a Lie, True!

I have said it before that I Challenge all here on Nairaland to go through my posts and present evidence that we are the same but none of you have been able to do so, rather you come here making false accusations!

Only a Fool makes accusations, he can not provide evidence for but I understand your plight!

I will Always Stand Up for Truth, Anytime, Anywhere, Anyday, and as I told your brother, your false accusations, Does Nothing to Me!

haddeylium:


It's kinda funny to me no vex
Almost everyone knows that you own both monikers.
You cannot even hide it .
What are you trying to achieve by conversing with yourself?
It's serious

Are you not also Jw? So why would you not come to support your Brothers in Lies and your Satan's Replica of a "church"?

Dtruthspeaker:


Are you not also Jw? So why would you not come to support your Brothers in Lies?

Oh! Oh! No wonder, I was wondering!

Which is why his brother, the subject, came to gi'am leg wey dem both no get!

truespeak:


Oh! Oh! No wonder, I was wondering!

Which is why his brother, the subject, came to gi'am leg wey dem both no get!

Abeg, they non-issues and not worth any attention!

Ahhh
Give it a rest already.
You can multiple accounts, no one cares.
but stop chatting with yourself, it's a sign of mental illness.
Get hekp

To me there's little difference between MaxInDHouse and Dtruthspeaker. You both put a lot of effort into writing balderdash. If someone said you were the same person I would not immediately doubt it. Now that I can see you are different people it makes me wonder how much bullshít you guys spread around between you both.

haddeylium:
Ahhh
Give it a rest already.
You can multiple accounts, no one cares but stop chatting with yourself, it's a sign of mental illness.
Get hekp

And yet, YOU, of all the "no one cares", it was you the Target Jw evils, who cared!

It is not possible for evil to care most especially a JW Satan! So fade into non existence!

LordReed:
To me there's little difference between MaxInDHouse and Dtruthspeaker. You both put a lot of effort into writing balderdash. If someone said you were the same person I would not immediately doubt it. Now that I can see you are different people it makes me wonder how much bullshít you guys spread around between you both.

Is it not known that anyone who is Pro-God is your enemy?

Shall you ever put in a good word for any follower of God, even if thou hates me?

So your opinion is immaterial and inconsequential!

Dtruthspeaker:


Is it not known that anyone who is Pro-God is your enemy?

Shall you ever put in a good word for any follower of God, even if thou hates me?

So your opinion is immaterial and inconsequential!

It's folk like you who are always looking for enemies. I don't think in such terms, you on the other hand want vengeance against your enemies.

Good that you know now!
So if you truly care all you need to do now is find out what is the reason behind my writing and that of Dtruthspeaker.
I am not worshiping the same God with him!

LordReed:
To me there's little difference between MaxInDHouse and Dtruthspeaker. You both put a lot of effort into writing balderdash. If someone said you were the same person I would not immediately doubt it. Now that I can see you are different people it makes me wonder how much bullshít you guys spread around between you both.

LordReed:


It's folk like you who are always looking for enemies. I don't think in such terms, you on the other hand want vengeance against your enemies.

I hate every face of Wrong Doing and Wickedness and No one finds it tolerable to live with.

Look at where that tolerance of evil has taken the world to. Now there is too much wickedness flying up and down left and right in the world and no one is at peace or dwells safely. Good is too few and scarce.

And what is the cause? Because we failed to make enemies of all evil works and have them deleted.

MaxInDHouse:


When a wise man enters into a controversy with a fool, There will be ranting and ridicule, but no satisfaction. Proverbs 29:9 compare to Matthew 7:6