Pep actually goofed leaving Cancelo and Fernandiho out of his starting lineup.

That’s what happens when you overthink and experiment too much because of the hypes you get.

Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo, papangolo, pangolo



After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Shekpites too like to dey Maya (dey Maya, dey Maya)/
Messi contract want expire (expire, expire)/
1 billion contract, Sheik go hire (go hire, go hire)/
Make Pep win before him retire (retire, retire)/

What makes him better than his peers (his peers, his peers)/
E done dey Man City six years (six years, six years)/
Each UCL dey end in tears (in tears, in tears)/
1 billion later, no big ears (big ears, big ears)

Thiago Silva lift big ears (big ears, big ears)/
Lampard to Tuchel, we switch gears (switch gears, switch gears)/
5 months later, we don blow (don blow, don blow)
He flog Pep three times in a row (a row, a row)/

Rudiger break De Bruynah head (ahead, ahead)/
Havertz put us one ahead (ahead, ahead)/
Mason pass e too confam (confam, confam)/
Havertz10 shake hand with donstan (donstan, donstan)/

Ngolo for Balon D'or (Lon Dor, Lon Dor)/
Na wetin Chelsea fans long for (long for, long for)/
Even France, we go support (support, support)/
Make our hero win for sure (for sure, for sure)/

Dem been say Busquets better pass (ta pass, ta pass)/
Barca fans dey talk with nyash (with nyash, with nyash)/
Busquets no win Man of Match (of match, of match)/
Ngolo win am back to back (to back, to back)/

Him game sweet us for body (body, body)/
Fraudiola gast protect Rodri (Rodri, Rodri)/
Wetin escort eye for see (for see, for see)/
When Kante press am like bobby (bobby, bobby)/

Chelsea fans we dey jolly (jolly, jolly)/
James go make Euros surely (surely, surely)/
If Southgate watch, he go Soji (Soji, Soji)/
Trent no vex, oya sorry (sorry, sorry)/

Even Jorginho put effort (effort, effort)/
Christiansen dey block dem shot (dem shot, dem shot)/
Chilwell maja for Mahrez (Mahrez, Mahrez)/
Put Pep for cardiac arrest (arrest, arrest)/

Tuchel turn Pep to him bïtch (him bïtch, him bïtch)/
Him fans go run like leprous witch (prous witch, prous witch)/
7 days, dem run comot (comot, comot)/
Tomorrow excuse go be church (be church, be church)/

Na so dem fade when e dey hot (dey hot, dey hot)/
Some want sleep for Barbershop (ba shop, ba shop)/
but incase you all forgot (forgot, forgot)/
Apari no need haircut (haircut, haircut)/



....

We decided to b proud agbero last night.

See d way i fall from chair when pulisic ball no enter net after havertz menace assist..

A guy just naked nkt minding the presence of babes around


My wife was so happy.she even took my drink and pop it on me ......


We are agbero...we love it like that..


Up blues....

Kante sat on De Britney like my grandma sits on her stool.

Then Rudiger tactically removed Bruyne like Sergio Ramos removed Salah.

Reece James pocketed Sterling like 50 kobo coins. I love Reece. Sure made my day by silencing that Rampaging sterling.

I never sleep. Up Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I actually don't see pep as a very tactically astute manager. He just believes in getting the best players who are very sleek in moving the ball ..and has an eye for goals. He depends on his attack and neglects the defence most times.

He has majorly his gung-ho attack style and mad pressing from the front which helps them recover the ball fast when they lose it. When he meets a tactician like tuchel who has players that can try to execute his tactics, you will find pep being confused when his team starts chasing the game.

Sacked by Dortmund.

Sacked by PSG.

Instant legend at Chelsea.

Thomas Tuchel.

Emaprince:
I actually don't see pep as a very tactically astute manager. He just believes in getting the best players who are very sleek in moving the ball ..and has an eye for goals. He depends on his attack and neglects the defence most times.

He has majorly his gung-ho attack style and mad pressing from the front which helps them recover the ball fast when they lose it. When he meets a tactician like tuchel who has players that can try to execute his tactics, you will find pep being confused when his team starts chasing the game.

Tuchel beating him thrice in the space of 6 weeks actually exposed him. He’s not as tactical as they hype him, he’s been successful because of the kind of clubs he goes to, if they are not bossing a farmers league, they are spending recklessly or they’ve got world stars he’ll be using.

Can he do what Mou did with Inter and Porto?
Can he do what Tuchel did with Chelsea without spending or world class players?
Look at Liverpool’s condition prior to Klopp’s appointment and look at how he has transformed the team, winning Epl and Ucl from nowhere.

Pep days are numbered as a manager. If ManCity sack him, the only team he’s likely to rush to is PSG, for obvious reasons.

Incase you all forgot, Apari no need haircut

Raumdeuter fit don tell Barber to shape up his scalp sha

I came here to remind Raumdeuter that EPL teams have won UCL back to back now

Unlike the farmers league

donstan18:

Tuchel beating him thrice in the space of 6 weeks actually exposed him. He’s not as tactical as they hype him, he’s been successful because of the kind of clubs he goes to, if they are not bossing a farmers league, they are spending recklessly or they’ve got world stars he’ll be using.

Can he do what Mou did with Inter and Porto?
Can he do what Tuchel did with Chelsea without spending or world class players?
Look at Liverpool’s condition prior to Klopp’s appointment and look at how he has transformed the team, winning Epl and Ucl from nowhere.

Pep days are numbered as a manager. If ManCity sack him, the only team he’s likely to rush to is PSG, for obvious reasons.

Before the lineup was out, I told my Chelsea pals that if Pep started Sterling, they'd lose. He should have started Fernandinho instead of Sterling, that guy is finished...

If Werner was clinical, the game would have ended in the first half but then again, no matter how many chances Werner's misses, his presence meant Stones and Dias couldn't step up into midfield as often as possible to make the field compact whenever City pressed...That guy is a necessary evil.

Who knows where Raumdeuter is?

Make una change the title of this thread na abi weytin dey worry una. Which one still be "2019 Europa league winners". Change the title of this thread abeg.

Chelseabwm no want change thread title ni??

Raumdeuter will look for how to bring in Conte into the conversation to spite airmark so he can have at least something to save him from drowning in the mud.

Silva's injury is also a shaky ladder he could use to climb out

patrickmuf:
Before the lineup was out, I told my Chelsea pals that if Pep started Sterling, they'd lose. He should have started Fernandinho instead of Sterling, that guy is finished...

If Werner was clinical, the game would have ended in the first half but then again, no matter how many chances Werner's misses, his presence meant Stones and Dias couldn't step up into midfield as often as possible to make the field compact whenever City pressed...That guy is a necessary evil.

Werner became useless. Diaz bullied him too much because he lacked close control and dribbling. When Pulisic came on, that mad man Walker drifted back. I don't like playing against that weyrey

patrickmuf:
Before the lineup was out, I told my Chelsea pals that if Pep started Sterling, they'd lose. He should have started Fernandinho instead of Sterling, that guy is finished...

If Werner was clinical, the game would have ended in the first half but then again, no matter how many chances Werner's misses, his presence meant Stones and Dias couldn't step up into midfield as often as possible to make the field compact whenever City pressed...That guy is a necessary evil.

Your second line said it all. Werner was wasteful, but stopped Diaz and Stones from contributing in the DM lacking midfield.

Why Pep started Sterling I don’t know, why he chose to start without a top9 I don’t know.

Imagine benching Fernandiho and Cancelo in such a big game. He has paid the price of his overthinking and unnecessary experiment against a tactical TT.

Wowo mehn

Dis is not good for him oo

Unlimited22:

Eden Hazard nko?

Joins Chelsea the season after we win the UCL. Plays his best football but consistently comes short.

Joins Madrid the season after the threepeat. Immediately loses the Hazard factor and becomes a shell of his former self.
Chelsea win the UCL just two seasons after he leaves, defeating his new club along the way.


Omo. E choke.

Zouma be like person wey sabi jonze

https://twitter.com/frankkhaliduk/status/1398892345609887745?s=21



How he carried Kante last night and how he made Hazard burst into laughter after our tie with Madrid clearly shows he’s a very funny guy

Rio Ferdinand: "Tuchel has come into this country. He's faced Pep Guardiola three times this season, he's won all three. What an absolute turn of events. I was backing Man City but Thomas Tuchel has come in and put on a tactical masterclass."

swiz123:


Werner became useless. Diaz bullied him too much because he lacked close control and dribbling. When Pulisic came in, that mad man Walker drifted back. I don't like playing against that weyrey

Walker na real mad man...That guy has speed and strength in equal measure but him no get plenty sense...

James did a job on Sterling, if I was Southgate, Sterling drops out of my final team for the Euros...

I really can't imagine what would have happened if kante was not fit, how can the shortest man on the pitch win like 4 area duels, there was one he headed for goal kick in between Sterling and a defender

He for kukuma play without keeper.


Fraud

Mase!!!

patrickmuf:
Walker na real mad man...That guy has speed and strength in equal measure but him no get plenty sense...

James did a job on Sterling, if I was Southgate, Sterling drops out of my final team for the Euros...

The ref yesterday should hold a 3 days workshop for premier league refs. Look at that hand ball situation, he was so sure it was ball to hand without needing VAR to review anything. No unnecessary drama

patrickmuf:
Walker na real mad man...That guy has speed and strength in equal measure but him no get plenty sense...

James did a job on Sterling, if I was Southgate, Sterling drops out of my final team for the Euros...

Actually, Sterling was the only one who tried to run at his man. Chillwell also pocketed Mahrez. The traffick in the middle choked KDB.

The funny thing is, Pep noted that Chelsea play so compactly that they force opponents to move wide. The middle is also protected against any form of invasion. Yet, he couldn't do anything about it.

By the way, Fernandiho fit collect red card if he started and City went behind.

Omo! Keepers collect oo!!

Ibrahim79mantu:
Kante sat on De Britney like my grandma sits on her stool.

Then Rudiger tactically removed Bruyne like Sergio Ramos removed Salah.

Reece James pocketed Sterling like 50 kobo coins. I love Reece. Sure made my day by silencing that Rampaging sterling.

I never sleep. Up Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You forgot silver on fooden but Christensen swallowed him whole later on.

rooftops:
I really can't imagine what would have happened if kante was not fit, how can the shortest man on the pitch win like 4 area duels, there was one he headed for goal kick in between Sterling and a defender

Dude was a beast as usual, work ethic is unmatched.
Proud for him.
He deserves a nomination for the BDO and prolly win it too.

Werner actually dragged Diaz out for Mount to make that pass.


Watch.....

https://twitter.com/doctourbrown/status/1398895507532025860?s=21

Could it be intentional?

Christensen was immense too I must say, I was scared he’ll be rusty but mehn he was brilliant

rooftops:
The ref yesterday should hold a 3 days workshop for premier league refs. Look at that hand ball situation, he was so sure it was ball to hand without needing VAR to review anything. No unnecessary drama

He is currently the best referee around...

France can't utilize kante like Chelsea

Cause they will want to accommodate pogba