Is it just me or marriage is a total bullshit?

Difference between marriages and relationships is that in marriage: a man and woman are legally together and official known as couples. You'll see relationship of 1,2 or 3 year crashing due to one thing or the other, for example one partner turns out to be toxic, cheat, has a bad character or dead in bed ohhh or even broke financially especially men and then next thing, relationship don dey shake !!!


It damages beyond fixing, partners starts to irritate each other and decides to break up and start a new life , hoping the next person would be better .

But once you're married to a person, you're stuck with them, you have to deal with a lot of nightmares or whatever the person turns out to be all the the sake or marriage..

And the wedding ceremony is just whack to me. You budget money just to bring together and your friends, enemies, people who wanna see you die and those who are okay with you .. just to have thousands of random eyes focusing on you and your woman while they are sitting on a table waiting for rice and five alive . And ure made to dance even if you're an awkward dancer!!

Then you and ur wife gonna have an emotional moment and start kissing in front of the world, haa fck that, my privacy is power ..Yikessss I don like eyes on me .

I'm yet to see where anyone pointed a gun to your head and forced you to marry.

Uncle93:
Is it just me or marriage is a total bullshit?

Difference between marriages and relationships is that in marriage: a man and woman are legally together and official known as couples. You'll see relationship or 1,2 or 3 year crashing due to one thing or the other, for example one partner turns out to be toxic, cheat, has a bad character or dead in bed ohhh or even broke financially especially men and then next thing, relationship don dey shake !!!


It damages beyond fixing, partners starts to irritate each other and decides to break up and start a new life , hoping the next person would be better .

But once you're married to a person, you're stuck with them, you have to deal with a lot of nightmares or whatever the person turns out to be all the the sake or marriage..

And the wedding ceremony is just whack to me. You budget money just to bring together and your friends, enemies, people who wanna see you die and those who are okay with you .. just to have thousands of random eyes focusing on you and your woman while they are sitting on a table waiting for rice and five alive . And ure made to dance even if you're an awkward dancer!!

Then you and ur wife gonna have an emotional moment and start kissing in front of the world, haa fck that, my privacy is power ..Yikessss I don like eyes on me .

Congratulations.. More to come on your way

Op very nice vivid illustration, I love the way you write.
I was imagining since all eyes are on the couple, in the ensuing confusion in the process of trying to kiss the bride, the groom might "might do mistake" and chew her cheeks thinking it is "puff-puff"

chatinent:
I'm yet to see where anyone pointed a gun to your head and forced you to marry.

That is my opinion, read to understand, dont read with a sensitive mindset to get mad son. But the Nigerian in you wont allow you .

Una don come again Uncle sanyeri

Amaka don disappoint arbi?

Calm down uncle , person wey go console you don cum..uncle o

Cerebellum:
Una don come again Uncle sanyeri

Amaka don disappoint arbi?

Calm down uncle , person wey go console you don cum..uncle o

Lol Haha bro , I no see you oo, u don locate me again ...

Kk

Uncle93:


Lol Haha bro , I no see you oo, u don locate me again ...

Lol..me self no understand boss

Anywhere you go, naso A go just jam you
E dey shock me Ajeh!

Uncle93:


That is my opinion, read to understand, dont read with a sensitive mindset to get mad son. But the Nigerian in you wont allow you .

I'm not Nigerian.

Cerebellum:


Lol..me self no understand boss

Anywhere you go, naso A go just jam you
E dey shock me Ajeh!

Hahaha

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