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Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by ogbiwa: 8:26am On Jun 03, 2021 |
A fisherman escaped a brown bear's fatal blow by ‘playing dead’ and then unbelievably driving himself to hospital, say reports in Russia. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/vicious-bear-rips-fishermans-scalp-24231617 12 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Designandbuild1: 8:26am On Jun 03, 2021 |
I watched The Revenant where Leonardo DiCaprio was attacked by a bear and even though it was a movie it was scary. Bears are really savage beasts. I don't know whose idea it was to make teddy bear a sleeping companion. There's nothing cute or gentle about a bear I tell you. I design buildings and also build as well. See contacts in my signature below and to see previous job samples. Thank you 919 Likes 67 Shares
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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by ClitRaider: 8:34am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Wish a brown bear should attack the old vegetable cow. 187 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Wiseandtrue(f): 8:34am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Talk about humans with 9 lives!!! If to say na Nigeria, both the fish he intend catching and the bear will be swimming in pepper soup by now 66 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by gasparpisciotta: 8:37am On Jun 03, 2021 |
At least the prick is still working fine 68 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Kriss216: 8:40am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Locals say the man had been breaking strict local laws in fishing for masu salmon using nets. The man has promised not to go fishing again after the attack.Self-repentance. Funny how an animal enforced law and order.. The Bear deserves a medal. 104 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by decatalyst(m): 8:58am On Jun 03, 2021 |
ClitRaider: Calm down. That will never happen. We don't have bear in Nigeria. 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Nobody: 10:28am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Whites and their love for wildlife conservation sha... It's not a bad thing to allow wild animals survive, but not at the expense of humans. Everywhere in the US, bears and huge python snakes! In the UK, it's foxes... They won't do anything to those animals until they attack or kill humans. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by FirstbornWds: 10:35am On Jun 03, 2021 |
Designandbuild1: Please, can you increase the volume of this?? We can't hear you!! 63 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by ClitRaider: 11:20am On Jun 03, 2021 |
decatalyst:Chai! e pain me o 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Nobody: 11:39am On Jun 03, 2021 |
The bear probably went to the river to fish for salmons too and then caught sight of a total stranger doing the same thing that it had come to do- fishing. This must have prompted the attack. Very, very likely. Now, that's tantamount to trespassing. No wild animal likes that. You don't come between them and their food. It probably did not also help that the man was also fishing for salmons as this is a species of fish much sort after by bears. They need to binge on dozens of salmon daily to keep their calories and fat level up ahead of hibernation. 84 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by ogbiwa: 12:25pm On Jun 03, 2021 |
mansakhalifa: Oshey NatGeoWild correspondent 169 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by xana101: 7:56am On Jun 04, 2021 |
The guy get big preek 8 Likes |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by brosom(m): 9:10pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
He was warned to stop fishing in that pod but him no hear, now the spirit guide(BEAR) of the Nile don knock em head, now his brain don reset 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by kachuk(m): 9:11pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
that's defense. Tactically when ever one come across such a wild. the first thing that should come to mind is deploring any useful defence tact even if its forming dead. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by tasceige(m): 9:11pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
Dhem!!! Sorry oh!! "In bro buoche's voice" I'm digressing a little bit, it's like we now have majority of our twitter people on Nairaland.. check this thread. https://www.nairaland.com/6583671/see-what-happened-when-moved That aside, one quick question, if the name Nigeria is changed to UAR, will Nairaland change to UARland? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
Thank God you are alive and well 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Goldbw122(m): 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
He get lucky.. simple when he was playing dead the bear would Have sensed his heart beat and kill him finally na luck he just get... 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by luminouz(m): 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
He is very lucky it's not a black bear. Those mudafuckers don't care if you are alive or dead, they will tear right into you and start chowing. Don't even turn your back and try to run. A black bear can easily outrun you and also climb trees. Brown bears are heavy duties but are fooled by the "playing dead" technique. Unless they are very hungry Since we don't have bears here in Nigeria... We are kinda lucky 30 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by TheFacelessMan: 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
Many years back, I was attacked by a lion... [img]https://i./SKqv.gif[/img] I had to pretend I was dead.... I was deep in the plains of Serengeti 35 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by tutudesz: 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
Your head stronge O!!
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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Mile18(m): 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Lucas10(m): 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
He no get work. |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by mytime24(f): 9:15pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
9lives 2 Likes |
Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by blanquito(m): 9:15pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
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Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by sonofElElyon: 9:15pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
ogbiwa: Fishing illegally nearly cost him his life 1 Like 1 Share |
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