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When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Rissamenti: 11:29am On Jun 05, 2021
When Twitter comes begging, which they have no choice but to do, here are the 3 main conditions the FG must place on them, for re-entry into the Nigerian ecosystem.

1. Ban Nnamdi Kanu from Twitter.

2. Actively seek out and delete/ban posts which are capable of inciting violence and public unrest in Nigeria.

3. Publicly apologise to His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, for the rude and insulting manner in which they've handled this matter.

Twitter needs Nigeria far more than Nigeria needs Twitter.

Nigeria is Africa's largest internet market. Africa's largest digital ecosystem, projected to become the world's 3rd most populous nation and consumer market after India and China by 2050.

Every major firm on Earth has Nigeria on its radar for investment going forward.

Twitter has no choice but to crawl to Buhari and BEG, or they will lose countless billions of dollars well into the future, to the chagrin of their shareholders.

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by GreenFarmsNG: 11:30am On Jun 05, 2021
Lol.

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by colorsofrainbow: 11:33am On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:
1. Ban Nnamdi Kanu from Twitter
2. Actively seek out and delete/ban posts which are capable of inciting violence and public unrest in Nigeria.
3. Publicly apologise to His Excellency, President Muhammad Buhari, GCFR, for the rude and insulting manner in which they've handled this matter.

Twitter needs Nigeria far more than Nigeria needs Twitter.

Nigeria is Africa's largest internet market. Africa's largest digital ecosystem, projected to become the world's 3rd most populous nation and consumer market by 2050.

Every major firm on Earth has Nigeria on its radar for investment going forward.

This should be in the jokes section grin grin grin
Op seems you have not stopped crying.
Well I have more tears for you below:

https://thenationonlineng.net/twitter-pushes-back-on-fed-govt-ban/

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Jashub: 11:34am On Jun 05, 2021
This is wishful thinking that's coming from a terrorist sympathizer. Oga OP, let your country's leaders continue misbehaving you hear ba. Very soon na sanctions from UN go follow. Nonsense

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by goatgoat093: 11:37am On Jun 05, 2021
You should definitely consider a career in stand up comedy, your delusion is a case study walahi grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Nobody: 11:37am On Jun 05, 2021
Twitter is going down. You'll see

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by jmoore(m): 11:38am On Jun 05, 2021
What of ElRufai?

You want Twitter to ban Nnamdi Kanu but Buhari and his foolish team can't jam the radio signals of radio Biafra.

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by BigSarah(f): 11:40am On Jun 05, 2021
Lmao, you're getting over your head

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by proxillin(m): 11:49am On Jun 05, 2021
Lolz...I'm trying hard to laugh to your joke

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Rissamenti: 11:50am On Jun 05, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

This should be in the jokes section grin grin grin
Op seems you have not stopped crying.
Well I have more tears for you below:

https://thenationonlineng.net/twitter-pushes-back-on-fed-govt-ban/

Oh, they all start by doing their initial gra gra. Just wait. In the next few days you will see them change to a more conciliatory tone.

Was that not what CNN did after the FG harassed them over their Endsars lies?

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by colorsofrainbow: 11:54am On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:


Oh, they all start by doing their initial gra gra. Just wait. In the next few days you will see them change to a more conciliatory tone.

Was that not what CNN did after the FG harassed them over their Endsars lies?
And what were the sanctions they placed on CNN after that? grin
All these zombies sef grin

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by CodeTemplar: 11:56am On Jun 05, 2021
Twitter won't come begging your darling master. It is Nigerians who will scale the fences of the zoo and prison like structure to access twitter.
I thought there was a laid down order to getting post or tweets reported but the BMCs like you who were suppose to advance that pro-APC govt cause didn't know their job and were busy opening Igbo vs Yoruba thread all over Nairaland.

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Joromi1: 12:00pm On Jun 05, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

This should be in the jokes section grin grin grin
Op seems you have not stopped crying.
Well I have more tears for you below:

https://thenationonlineng.net/twitter-pushes-back-on-fed-govt-ban/
Why is the app not downloading na? Or has the Fulani Muslim terrorists government removed it too?
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by colorsofrainbow: 12:03pm On Jun 05, 2021
Joromi1:

Why is the app not downloading na? Or has the Fulani Muslim terrorists government removed it too?
Which app bro?
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Joromi1: 12:03pm On Jun 05, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

Which app bro?
VPN. I can no longer access my Twitter.
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by colorsofrainbow: 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2021
Joromi1:

VPN. I can no longer access my Twitter.
I didn't give you VPN o
I told you to download puffin browser and enjoy access to twitter endlessly.
Na dem go tire

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by limeta(f): 12:08pm On Jun 05, 2021
Drabeey:
Twitter is going down. You'll see


The world starts and end in nigeria for you

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by jowhyte(m): 12:10pm On Jun 05, 2021
Lol.

Non be only biggest internet market. Weak gdp to high population to weak purchasing power etc.

A global company who generates revenues from hundreds of countries begging just one country with one of the highest unemployment rate in the world.

I switched my vpn to SA and I was watching YouTube videos few hours ago. When I saw the caliber of world tech and Fortune 500 companies advertising to SA audience it dawned on that this country economy with its useless ever rising population is a joke taken too far.

Our advertisers here na mostly pasta, maggi, gotv, etc. and this goes to show the real economic activities on ground.

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by DiagnoPolitics: 12:11pm On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:
[s]When Twitter comes begging, which they have no choice but to do, here are the 3 main conditions the FG must place on them, for re-entry into the Nigerian ecosystem.

1. Ban Nnamdi Kanu from Twitter.

2. Actively seek out and delete/ban posts which are capable of inciting violence and public unrest in Nigeria.

3. Publicly apologise to His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, for the rude and insulting manner in which they've handled this matter.

Twitter needs Nigeria far more than Nigeria needs Twitter.

Nigeria is Africa's largest internet market. Africa's largest digital ecosystem, projected to become the world's 3rd most populous nation and consumer market after India and China by 2050.

Every major firm on Earth has Nigeria on its radar for investment going forward.

Twitter has no choice but to crawl to Buhari and BEG, or they will lose countless billions of dollars well into the future, to the chagrin of their shareholders.
[/s]

Cretinous rossimku the Islamic mor0n, you are wallowing in self-deceit and you know it. grin grin

Your grand-children will NOT be nigerians, they will be citizens of the landlocked and sahelian ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF AREWA whether you like or not. And it will be riddled with ragheaded terrorists, gutter-sniffing bandits and bearded mohammedan shariaist clowns like you. grin

Know this and know peace. grin grin grin
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jun 05, 2021
I wonder which weed you're smoking! Twitter isn't begging shiit rather Facebook will follow suit and delete Buhari's account.
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by bishopkay: 12:20pm On Jun 05, 2021
LMAO!! Another buhari vermin on the loose
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by FarahAideed: 12:38pm On Jun 05, 2021
Twitter will never come to beg Buhari ..Buhari has only set himself up for premium disgrace

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Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by NaMe4: 12:41pm On Jun 05, 2021
Clowns!
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by joyandfaith: 12:41pm On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:
When Twitter comes begging, which they have no choice but to do, here are the 3 main conditions the FG must place on them, for re-entry into the Nigerian ecosystem.

1. Ban Nnamdi Kanu from Twitter.

2. Actively seek out and delete/ban posts which are capable of inciting violence and public unrest in Nigeria.

3. Publicly apologise to His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, for the rude and insulting manner in which they've handled this matter.

Twitter needs Nigeria far more than Nigeria needs Twitter.

Nigeria is Africa's largest internet market. Africa's largest digital ecosystem, projected to become the world's 3rd most populous nation and consumer market after India and China by 2050.

Every major firm on Earth has Nigeria on its radar for investment going forward.

Twitter has no choice but to crawl to Buhari and BEG, or they will lose countless billions of dollars well into the future, to the chagrin of their shareholders.


Delusion
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Cherez: 12:55pm On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:
When Twitter comes begging, which they have no choice but to do, here are the 3 main conditions the FG must place on them, for re-entry into the Nigerian ecosystem.

1. Ban Nnamdi Kanu from Twitter.

2. Actively seek out and delete/ban posts which are capable of inciting violence and public unrest in Nigeria.

3. Publicly apologise to His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, for the rude and insulting manner in which they've handled this matter.

Twitter needs Nigeria far more than Nigeria needs Twitter.

Nigeria is Africa's largest internet market. Africa's largest digital ecosystem, projected to become the world's 3rd most populous nation and consumer market after India and China by 2050.

Every major firm on Earth has Nigeria on its radar for investment going forward.

Twitter has no choice but to crawl to Buhari and BEG, or they will lose countless billions of dollars well into the future, to the chagrin of their shareholders.

I laugh at you
A whole China with its population, economy & wealth banned twitter e no shake na this entity that is so broke that they are borrowing from dead people's account they will fret about?
Twitter banned Trump but only deleted a useless tweet by a tyrant and he responded so
He's showing himself to the world already
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Rissamenti: 1:06pm On Jun 05, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

And what were the sanctions they placed on CNN after that? grin
All these zombies sef grin

None, because CNN APOLOGISED.
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by colorsofrainbow: 1:10pm On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:


None, because CNN APOLOGISED.
Can I see where CNN apologised?
When I mean apologised to be precised,I know what I mean.
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Rissamenti: 1:11pm On Jun 05, 2021
CodeTemplar:
Twitter won't come begging your darling master. It is Nigerians who will scale the fences of the zoo and prison like structure to access twitter.
I thought there was a laid down order to getting post or tweets reported but the BMCs like you who were suppose to advance that pro-APC govt cause didn't know their job and were busy opening Igbo vs Yoruba thread all over Nairaland.

Just because an ignorant dunce like you calls Nigeria all sorts of names doesn't mean Twitter doesn't realise what side their bread is buttered on, with regards to Nigeria.

Unlike you, they are smart enough to know that there is a limit to their shakara, or they lose billions of dollars.

Twitter are the ones losing sleep over this. Not the Nigerian presidency.
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Rissamenti: 1:12pm On Jun 05, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

Can I see where CNN apologised?
When I mean apologised to be precised,I know what I mean.

Google it.
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by BigBashiru: 1:14pm On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:


None, because CNN APOLOGISED.
Pls where is the proof of the CNN apology?
Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by Chiedu4Trump: 1:15pm On Jun 05, 2021
OP ur mad oh

Everybody is on twitter now,even Adeboye
Rissamenti:


None, because CNN APOLOGISED.
You're not only mad but also a Liar
Where did CNN apologize?

If u cant show it, then STFU

Re: When Twitter Comes Begging, Abuja Must Make 3 Demands by colorsofrainbow: 1:19pm On Jun 05, 2021
Rissamenti:


Google it.
Na run be that? grin grin

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