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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 11:12am On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: Death may be normal.... But how about living in a world poverty capital..?? Is that also normal? I want Jesus and dollars... If I can't have the both..then I'll rather have Jesus... Seeing that having him cost me nothing but a carefree lifestyle.. but dollars? Not in this yeye country... I don't want more friends.. I guess I don't have the luck to be surrounded by good people...once you're good and you get to be my friend..you automatically become bad... ![]() ![]() Is it only in Nigeria that Jesus is worshipped? There are no Christian's in America and cannada and all over the world?? Just leave me and Jesus okay.... Thank you.. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 11:13am On Jun 06, 2021 |
HellVictorinho:Better poor writing than poor logic. Have fun. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 11:15am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Powerfly:Oh, you are good. I don't drag corpses with anyone. Have fun with Jesus. Just sad a dead Jew is a way better friend than all the Nigerians you have met in your life. Scares me.. makes me more grateful and thankful for the real, living friends I have made. Edit: on second thoughts, you might actually be the 'bad' friend... Consider that. 2 Likes |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 11:15am On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: Rich logic in poor writing ![]() Your brain is poor. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 11:20am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Tony142:Even other religions acknowledge the existence and importance of Jesus.. My religion is the only religion where the founder..died and rose again... My religion is the only religion that promises the return of a Messiah..no matter how long it takes... The prophecies in my religious book is online with world events.. See... Only few people actually believed that Bitcoin would have value today..that was why they bought it in 2007.. How much is Bitcoin today bro ![]() I don't care what other religion says.... They have the freedom to practice it... Atleast my religion gives freedom.. But all I know is.... Just leave Jesus for us that want and believe in him.. peace! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 11:22am On Jun 06, 2021 |
budaatum:In other words, Jesus is a liar. Anyway, I command you to continue to accuse me till you die! |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 11:24am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Powerfly: What are you celebrating ![]() ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 11:26am On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: Lol... Jesus offers me hope that conquers the fear of death... All he ever ask in return is my attention and total compliance... He didn't ask for sex or money or anything synonymous to friendships with typical Nigerian men ![]() Now if I may ask... If you become my friend...what do you have to offer me? ![]() Since I obviously have nothing to offer you in return.... I dey await your reply bro... ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 11:28am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by KnownUnknown: 11:29am On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: A “dead Jew”! You give the muthaxxxxx too much credence. Dude is nothing more than a caricature of the “messiahs” of Judea who tried to overthrow Roman hegemony. The Jewish messiahs yelled out for freedom and advocated slapping the Romans instead of turning the other cheek. The Romans’ caricature of a messiah said “turn the other cheek” and “give unto Caesar...” 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 11:30am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 11:32am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Powerfly: What do you hope for in Heaven ![]() Is it a bigger dick to pound your pussy ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 11:52am On Jun 06, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: I don't even fancy dicks... I'm glad they'll be nothing like sex in heaven... I fancy walking in the streets made with pure and uncommon gold and staring at my own perfect reflection.. ![]() I fancy having a mansion twice as big as the state of California.. ![]() I fancy the idea of never growing old and never dying again and never falling sick and never having to worry about arm robbers, Biko Haram,pick pockets, scammers, liers, rapists, sadists, self centered individuals and cruel world leaders.. ![]() I fancy having a body that beats the force of gravity, a body that can walk through walls and move with the speed of light ![]() I fancy getting to meet old and ancient Bible characters such as moses, Abraham, David, Peter, Paul, Ruth, Deborah, and even the woman with the issue of blood.. ![]() I fancy getting to meet Angels of all sizes and caliber's... Like angel Micheal, Gabriel and the rest ![]() I fancy getting to meet my mum's mom.. her death proved to me that there was a Heaven or paradise or somewhere awaiting every good and humble believer.. ![]() I fancy getting to see the throne of God the Father.. I've always wondered what it looked like.. ![]() I also fancy looking forward to eating from the tree of life that beats 12 different fruits in each season... What a wonderful tree that would be.. ![]() ![]() I fancy having the opportunity to feel the super fresh air and sweet smelling flowers and also get to hear how sweet the angels sings... ![]() I also want to have a taste of heavenly meals.. get a chance to own a Golden crown with stars on it, have a new name which Jesus himself would give me.. and also get to find out the new name of Jesus... I also wlfancy having a one time opportunity of witnessing the ressurection of the dead in Christ.. I fancy finding out what according to my scriptures says... "Eyes have not seen, neither ears heard, neither entered into the heart of man the things which the Lord hath prepared for those that love him and await his appearing..".. I also fancy getting an opportunity to rule with Jesus when he finally returns to rule and subdue the earth... Imagine me as a chairman of my local government.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The last and greatest of my fancy is to finally get to see Jesus! I don too hear many things about am.. I fancy getting to meet him at last and letting those tears of unbelievable and inexpressible Joy roll from my eyes and watch him wipe it off with a wife grin ![]() Oh lawd... No matter how deep in sin I may seem buried... Do not let me die in sin.. even if na last minute prayer abeg... I can't just loose all this fancies to the devil... Now you see what I fancy.... Tell me whether that your prick can give me a quarter of all that... Prick wey go still land me for trouble... ![]() ![]() ![]() By the way I wasn't expecting you to mention anything valuable other than prick... Typical of an average Nigerian or UAR male ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 11:53am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Powerfly:Would you say it's your fear of death that made you believe the promise of a dead Jew, one whom you have never met? One who lived in a time so far away, and in a place so far away from you. Powerfly:I'm a Nigerian man. I don't see friendships or relationships as transactional. That is business. Powerfly:Oh I have nothing to offer you. Friendships no be exchange market. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 12:02pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: You're crushing, eeyah. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by SweetiliciousD: 12:04pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Kobojunkie: #Peace. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 12:05pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Powerfly: Packed. Thumbs up 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 12:08pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Image123:Probably the kind of Nigerian men she is talking about. 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 12:09pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: He lives in me, think. I'm a Nigerian man. I don't see friendships or relationships as transactional. That is business. Iron sharpens iron, and two should not walk together except they are agreed. If from your submissions, you are useless and having nothing to offer in a relationship. Why should a thinking person relate? 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 12:10pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: It's dripping all over you, i was embarrassed for you muskee. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Powerfly: How did you know there won't be sex in Heaven ![]() ![]() Is it only Nigerian guys that talk about sex ![]() ![]() What is the essence of merely meeting this or that person in Heaven ![]() What is the essence of being alive if all you can enjoy is food(no entertainment along with it at least) ![]() ![]() When you meet angels,Jesus,gold, diamonds and relatives, you will eventually get used to them. Then, the joy or excitement of meeting them will disappear because you are already used to them. You know there can't be technology in Heaven since all kinds of people can't be in Heaven. So,how long will the so-called fun last ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Image123: She was the one that was talking about having nothing to offer him before he responded. What do you think she has to offer him ![]() ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Image123: Read my reply to the nonsense you are praising her for. 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 12:50pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: Victor, please keep quiet. We're not playing ludo here. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Tony142: 1:05pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Powerfly: Hahahaha, happy Jesus to you ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Image123: Nonsense Answer the question and stop dodging by saying nonsense |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 1:32pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: What question Victor? |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by dmkara: 1:51pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
mrsoludomeka:Have you asked yourself why he was unable to predict his own death? Someone posted above that he was even planning on celebrating his 58th birth date in 7 days' time. It's kind of weird that many don't use common sense to know this man was a false prophet. His foundation, which was set on sand, will collapse with his demise, unless the devils find a suitable person to replace him. His claim of being a prophet was the first sign of his falsehood, but many couldn't see it. Many people just don't seem to be able to use their brains anymore. Another worrying sign is that the cause of death is not known. This is a premature death and it came just suddenly. He was strong and healthy just days before his death. No accidents involved, otherwise I think his people would have mentioned it. Looks like the death of an occult man (they are known to die such sudden and premature deaths). I for one, know this guy was fake 100%. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 2:34pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: You're wrong bro.... Lemme ask you.. what's your definition of fun? I hope it's not sex... ![]() How did I know there won't be sex in Heaven..? There won't be marriage and procreation.. so no sex..coz that was what God designed it for before Lucifer hijacked it ![]() The essence of meeting people is to have that feeling of...'wow... So you're real!" Feeling... It would be like getting to meet and live with celebrities like Rihana, Beyonce,jayz and Micheal Jackson.... When I finally get All the gold,diamonds and see all the angels... I would still be happy, excited and content because that's how the heavenly body is made to function... You get tired and bored and sleepy and angry and moody because you're wearing a human body that is made with temporary materials.. nothing last forever here..but over there.. everything would last forever and that includes the excitement and the lifespan... Forever! No boredom! And who told you there's not Gon be entertainment and technologies.. the Bible says God is going to surprise all those who makes it. It'll be a surprise..something and many things beyond our human imagination... Lastly... The fun and enjoyment is Gon last forever.. remember that " forever Young" song.... That's how life and happiness would last..and that is why God wants us to risk or better still..invest this short lifespan to get forever with him. After all.... If you enjoy all there is to enjoy in this life and die... You'll definitely forget how it taste like and your state of mind and thinking would be the same with someone who never enjoyed anything good in this life.. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 2:49pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HappyPagan: Then what is friendship... I'll love to upgrade my school of thought with your exact definition.... Oh no... The fear of death is not just it... It is the love He has toward mankind that Marvel's me.... Imagine laying your royalty and swag aside and coming down to the same world you created only for humans you also created to treat you as crap....kill you in the most excruciating manner not knowing you actually came to die..it was all in the plan to win their wicked hearts back to you... That love that makes Him forgive even the worst and vilest sinner..and never seem to look back or remember those sins is what enthralled me about His personality. Do I need to see Jesus before I believe in Him? No... That's why He is God... I see him in the wonders of His Creation.. I see Him in every Good humans do... You're speaking for yourself... We all know that freindships these days are transactional... If you happen to be friends with someone who adds no value whatsoever to your life and you see yourself being the giver always.. you'll begin to see and perceive this person as a parasite and leech... You men sing it here that Nigerian ladies are leeches... I always wonder what that means.. if friendships are not transactional.. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by plaetton: 2:50pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
Kobojunkie:Lol |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 2:52pm On Jun 06, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: No hell. It is you who lacks understanding. 1 Like |
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