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Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Saifullah01: 9:55pm On Jun 07, 2021

Amusing...

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Monogamy: 9:57pm On Jun 07, 2021

Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by christejames(m): 10:00pm On Jun 07, 2021

And that's just the simple truth and goes a long way in affirming the assimilating and developing nature of an average Igbo man.

But alas! the Igbos are merged in a country that tries to inhibit their progress out of sheer jealousy and perceived fear of dominance. But what they keep failing to understand is that the Igbos are like dry seed cast away as weed but will eventually grow into a mighty oak to even shelter the one that cast her.

Cc: NwaAmaikpe

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Fejoku: 10:04pm On Jun 07, 2021

Saifullah01:
Amusing...

Very funny indeed. That picture tells a thousand stories. You can post it on Twitter for the whole world to join you in mocking easterners.

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by dochenaj: 10:14pm On Jun 07, 2021

This is one of the reasons there are some dissenting voices with respect to the Biafra agenda.

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Vaughanlanrewaj: 10:29pm On Jun 07, 2021

Have you noticed that the man pulling the house is not moving. So there's no one leaving the North. . The man with the Islamic praying mat is going to pray and he is coming back home after prayers as you can see that he has left his family and property behind at home. It is only a bigot who will think there are no Igbo muslims and that Northerners don't have property in the East. All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria.

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by limeta(f): 11:03pm On Jun 07, 2021

[quote author=Vaughanlanrewaj post=102486779]Have you noticed that the man pulling the house is not moving. So there's no one leaving the North. . The man with the Islamic praying mat is going to pray and he is coming back home after prayers as you can see that he has left his family and property behind at home. It is only a bigot who will think there are no Igbo muslims and that Northerners don't have property in the East. All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria.

It is only a bigot who will think that Northerners don't have property in the East.

where in the bush on somebody's farm

Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Babaken(m): 11:19pm On Jun 07, 2021

Fejoku:

Very funny indeed. That picture tells a thousand stories. You can post it on Twitter for the whole world to join you in mocking easterners.

Don't forget the 20 pounds after the war you know the rest of the story.

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Sweetaura: 11:33pm On Jun 07, 2021

See yourself, live in a place for years and won't contribute to its development in anyway, instead planning to take them backwards.

SMH. Satire is on you.

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Nobody: 11:35pm On Jun 07, 2021

Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it. When the time comes, I don't want to hear the shouts of "genocide" from any bagger.

This is an action film and it won't end quickly.

The non-indigenes that refuse to buy massive properties in the South-East may not be wise, but definitely not stupid.

My favourite quote:

"Foresee the future with as much clarity as the Gods on Mount Olympus, who look through the clouds and see the end of all things".

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Sweetaura: 11:35pm On Jun 07, 2021

Oga, this your interpretation get as e be.

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Have you noticed that the man pulling the house is not moving. So there's no one leaving the North. . The man with the Islamic praying mat is going to pray and he is coming back home after prayers as you can see that he has left his family and property behind at home. It is only a bigot who will think there are no Igbo muslims and that Northerners don't have property in the East. All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria.

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Shuzzi(m): 12:23am On Jun 08, 2021

Wetin concern me?

Their loss not mine undecided

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Unik3030: 12:53am On Jun 08, 2021

IJOBA11:
WE DON’T CARE THIS TIME AROUND

BIAFRA/ODUDUWA REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY

BORORO MAKE UNA ENJOY UNA BOOK HARAM REPUBLIC

WOW TERRORIST ZOHARARIEL IS VIEWING

Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Unik3030: 12:54am On Jun 08, 2021

IJOBA11:
WE DON’T CARE THIS TIME AROUND

BIAFRA/ODUDUWA REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY

BORORO MAKE UNA ENJOY UNA BOOK HARAM REPUBLIC

WOW TERRORIST ZOHARARIEL IS VIEWING

so u have stop your attachment with south south,it is now yorubas.

U are on your own

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by IJOBA11: 1:52am On Jun 08, 2021

Unik3030:
so u have stop your attachment with south south,it is now yorubas.

U are on your own

I DONT ENGAGE JIHADISTS angry

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Zionmdde: 5:41am On Jun 08, 2021

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Have you noticed that the man pulling the house is not moving. So there's no one leaving the North. . The man with the Islamic praying mat is going to pray and he is coming back home after prayers as you can see that he has left his family and property behind at home. It is only a bigot who will think there are no Igbo muslims and that Northerners don't have property in the East. All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria.

And guess wat, even if dat Igbo man leaves with nothing and losses all his wealth. It will take him few years, and he will build another one. It's in d blood

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by izospindle(m): 5:53am On Jun 08, 2021

That's the reason why northerners are praying for biafra to happen

Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Jamesbally: 5:56am On Jun 08, 2021

Zionmdde:

And guess wat, even if dat Igbo man leaves with nothing and losses all his wealth. It will take him few years, and he will build another one. It's in d blood

Where will he get the money? Except he indulge in crime as they usually do. grin

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Zionmdde: 5:57am On Jun 08, 2021

Jamesbally:

Where will he get the money? Except he indulge in crime as they usually do.

Where he got money after d war. And moreover its wat u can't imagine because u brains are not cut out to think properly

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by zombieHUNTER: 6:01am On Jun 08, 2021

Fejoku:

Very funny indeed. That picture tells a thousand stories. You can post it on Twitter for the whole world to join you in mocking easterners.

A cow actually owns nothing
It plans on achieving nothing in life
Because it's just a cow... A tool

A picture says a thousand words indeed

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Edygrin(m): 6:05am On Jun 08, 2021

This is the truth a lot of the Easterners are unwilling to face. Although being free is better than all this but you wonder why a lot of influential Easterners are reluctant in supporting Biafra, they've a lot of investment in Nigeria, especially in Lagos and Abuja and they're unwilling to take this loss.

It's very easy to be shouting for Biafra when you've nothing to lose, but when you've millions and billions of investments outside the East you begin to wonder if it's worth it.

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by chiedu7: 6:06am On Jun 08, 2021

Saifullah01:
Amusing...

So should southerners die becos of property ?

We are leaving the Zoo & its get closer & closer the say we leave

The Yorubas are ready to leave grin

Unity Beggar grin

Unik3030:
so u have stop your attachment with south south,it is now yorubas.

U are on your own

Igbos & Yorubas are united in leaving Nigeria

Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Jamesbally: 6:08am On Jun 08, 2021

Zionmdde:

Where he got money after d war. And moreover its wat u can't imagine because u brains are not cut out to think properly

They got their wealth doing business in the North, cause the North has good economy. When they now relocate to their tiny and underdeveloped BIAFRAN REPUBLIC, where will they get the money? grin

Remember, that Region is the only Region that contribute ZERO to the NIGERIAN Economy at present. grin

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by houseontherock: 6:09am On Jun 08, 2021

Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by iconnecta(m): 6:16am On Jun 08, 2021

it's well

Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Zionmdde: 7:17am On Jun 08, 2021

Jamesbally:

They got their wealth doing business in the North, cause the North has good economy. When they now relocate to their tiny and underdeveloped BIAFRAN REPUBLIC, where will they get the money?
Remember, that Region is the only Region that contribute ZERO to the NIGERIAN Economy at present.

D North is good for business and d major business northerners do all over d country is fetching water, packing dirts, shoe shining and d rest. Why don't they take advantage of the goodness of their business environment?
A lot of u are just brainless

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Jamesbally: 7:39am On Jun 08, 2021

Zionmdde:

D North is good for business and d major business northerners do all over d country is fetching water, packing dirts, shoe shining and d rest. Why don't they take advantage of the goodness of their business environment?
A lot of u are just brainless

Those guys are not Nigerians, they are mostly from Chad and Niger. Most of them can't even speak Hausa. The North have more rich business men and Women compared to Igbo. The North have more successful people than the Igbo. That's why the North are the most powerful people in Nigeria. Power is Money, if you don't have money, you are powerless like BIAFRANS. cheesy

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Re: Satire: Easterners Leaving The North by Zionmdde: 7:55am On Jun 08, 2021

Jamesbally:

Those guys are not Nigerians, they are mostly from Chad and Niger. Most of them can't even speak Hausa. The North have more rich business men and Women compared to Igbo. The North have more successful people than the Igbo. That's why the North are the most powerful people in Nigeria. Power is Money, if you don't have money, you are powerless like BIAFRANS.

The North has more successful people dan igbo. Remove politicians from d so called successful people and let me know wat us left. So those small boys in zamfara dat flock around anybody who is eating just to get left overs are from Chad abi. This maruwa guy here is from Niger abi.
Sometimes I wonder how ur brains are wired to think about rubbish.
I have been to the entire northern region, only about 10% land mass is populated by individuals who have proper means of livelihood, the rest 90% are villages filled with untold hardship. Next time U go from katsina to zamfara, ask urself how many minutes u spend in town and how many hours u spend passing through poverty stricken villages
Powerful indeed

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