tensazangetsu20:
One to two months

Digital Marketing,
Video editing.

Three to four months.

Basic graphic design,
UI and UX design.

Six months to two years depending on the level of seriousness.

Web development

No mind this man

SPSS bawo?! Haha haha....
That's stone age
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I want to continue with digital skills too but I have no laptop and no money at all right now - just unemployed. I'm focusing on data analytics/data science and web development , so my phone has limited applications.
How can I go about this, please? Is there a way one could get laptop on loan, or maybe someone can help me?

Cow rearing but buhari has spoil d business.

You called your father deadbeat to strangers on Nairaland that you don't know. You have serious issues a job alone will not solve.

AlfaAce:
Good morning guys, Let me just go straight to the point - I finished with university in February and since then, I have been jobless. Applied for a few jobs but no response.

I finally got a job at a pure water factory but the salary was 11k, 6am - 6pm.

They usually give workers #100 to eat everyday, then they'll deduct it from the salary - Meaning at the end of the month, I'm taking home 8k.

This did not go down well with me so I rejected the job. Wanted to learn photography but there was no money. I really need advice at this point because my almost deadbeat dad is further making life miserable for me at home. It's messing me up mentally.

What skill can someone learn at an affordable amount within the shortest possible time?

Legalcriminal:
Bombing
If you bomb some dating sites you can gather enough money to learn any skills in few months.

How do you mean?

AlfaAce:
Good morning guys, Let me just go straight to the point - I finished with university in February and since then, I have been jobless. Applied for a few jobs but no response.

I finally got a job at a pure water factory but the salary was 11k, 6am - 6pm.

They usually give workers #100 to eat everyday, then they'll deduct it from the salary - Meaning at the end of the month, I'm taking home 8k.

This did not go down well with me so I rejected the job. Wanted to learn photography but there was no money. I really need advice at this point because my almost deadbeat dad is further making life miserable for me at home. It's messing me up mentally.

What skill can someone learn at an affordable amount within the shortest possible time?

Popcorn making

Handrail installation

fortune1968:
Do you know what it costs to set up a modest barbing saloon ?

its gonna cost a lot

psucc:
You made a valid point only to miss it. No matter how your father is, he is still 'better' than another person's. Don't use such derogatory term on him. He deserves a better treat.

On your issue, barbing can take less than 6months to learn and a small capital to set up.

Fashion design will take a longer time to learn but can even be setup inside your bedroom.

Check the one that is more viable in you locality and pick.

Some guys don't have sense. How can you dehumanise your biological father with that derogatory words?
No matter how bad your father or mother is, don't use derogatory words on them. They are your parents that brought you into this world.
If that your father you are abusing open his mouth to curse you, if you like to go to America tomorrow your life is worthless because what you will be experiencing will even lead you to suicide.
Many people are suffering today because of how bad and abusive they treat their parents.
Some are not fortunate enough to go back to their parents to beg for forgiveness because their parents are dead.
The poster you are very arrogant and wicked for you to come publicly to abuse your father.
I wanted to help you, but until you withdraw that word you use on your lovely father.
Once more received sense!

Mogadishuu:
By the time you grow up and start to understand life, you will know your Dad isn't a dead beat.

Parents expect much from their kids after investing alot in their education. Parents endure hunger and lack of good clothes just to make sure their wards have a better life.

If you have a good phone, download youtube videos on how to drive. As a company driver, you'll earn more to sustain yourself

are you okay.driving is practical.not a YouTube thing.even programming or ICT you ll still need to meet people who ll show you some parts you didn't understand from a YouTube video.

AlfaAce:
Good morning guys, Let me just go straight to the point - I finished with university in February and since then, I have been jobless. Applied for a few jobs but no response.

I finally got a job at a pure water factory but the salary was 11k, 6am - 6pm.

They usually give workers #100 to eat everyday, then they'll deduct it from the salary - Meaning at the end of the month, I'm taking home 8k.

This did not go down well with me so I rejected the job. Wanted to learn photography but there was no money. I really need advice at this point because my almost deadbeat dad is further making life miserable for me at home. It's messing me up mentally.

What skill can someone learn at an affordable amount within the shortest possible time?

Please do know that there's no shortcut to skills learning, that's the mistake most people make. I pray you find light at the end of the tunnel, any skill that will give you peace of mind and possibly make you grow well, you will need to spend time and money too.

I wanna learn this too. Can u teach me please

tensazangetsu20:
One to two months

Digital Marketing,
Video editing.

Three to four months.

Basic graphic design,
UI and UX design.

Six months to two years depending on the level of seriousness.

Web development

NiklauseFred:


Fashion what?! You need a minimum of 1+ to be able to catch up and that means you have to be very serious and be sides no one will ever have an agreement to teach you below one year,unless you wan dey sew boxer and bra .

I agree, then afterward you enjoy it till internity... When u learn, in the space of 3 years, u can set up 'ur buz. and be assured your turn over.. for life

All I see is stupid answers yet no one finds a solution to his predicament

adeyemo1998:
Learn digital marketing and start selling on Fiverr

Can one be good at digital marketing without a good knowledge of graphic design?

Forex trading

toby345:
Bro learn about the blockchain,crypto and learn about copywriting(you can see people who will teach you for like 3k or 5k ) and apply for blockchain copywriting jobs those jobs are hot and pay well

I know what copywriting and crypto is, but don’t understand blockchain?

learn affiliate marketing or information marketing, these are powerful online money making skills that can fetch you good money within days or weeks

mop4:
Come let me teach you cctv camera and advance solar installation.... For free. I got jobs nation wide don't worry about your transport or feeding or accommodation.

I am interested,can u please teach me

kelvine:
Send me a message o will teach you how to make money daily on amazon e-commerce.
My training is free.

*8* 35615622 hope u know * is zero

I have interest too should I message you?

Mogadishuu:
By the time you grow up and start to understand life, you will know your Dad isn't a dead beat.

Parents expect much from their kids after investing alot in their education. Parents endure hunger and lack of good clothes just to make sure their wards have a better life.

If you have a good phone, download youtube videos on how to drive. As a company driver, you'll earn more to sustain yourself

I agre with much of what your said but learn how to drive on youtube shrinked my balls

Toshibar1:
I want to continue with digital skills too but I have no laptop and no money at all right now - just unemployed. I'm focusing on data analytics/data science and web development , so my phone has limited applications.
How can I go about this, please? Is there a way one could get laptop on loan, or maybe someone can help me?

you don't have a laptop and your name is Toshiba or toshibar1.my brother please remove that name cos it reminds me of my first laptop.i was so young and belived in my self so much that I had to use my final yr school fees to buy one sweet slim Toshiba satellite laptop for phone flashing.i learnt the flashing for two weeks and went to abuja.that laptop paid back that money 50 times.i was making 5k per day in heart plaza maraba.

Boss I will like to learn this advance solar installation stuff.Please how can I learn? I live in Abuja quote author=mop4 post=102490980]Come let me teach you cctv camera and advance solar installation.... For free. I got jobs nation wide don't worry about your transport or feeding or accommodation. [/quote]

justosee:

You can make money from writing

How bro? Is it copy writing?

Legalcriminal:
Bombing
If you bomb some dating sites you can gather enough money to learn any skills in few months.

How can you be of help please

felixdupsy:

How can you be of help please

Am really interested in bombing of site

Learn how to shot gun and thank me latter... Sars in the making

Skillsnigeria:
So many skills to learn, you can check my signature/profile for a start

please which skill can i learn with your help, i only have a phone no laptop.

easytig:
With all due respect to ur dad who sacrifice his sweat to feed and cater for u he is no deadbeat. He only wants you to push urself to d next level.try learn driving maybe im two weeks.i don't know if u can get d licence in due time.but if u can work in a construction company in bourdillon let me know, they pay workers 1700 per day ,10,200 weekly maybe u can gather like 70,000 in two months and use it to learn a good skill.as a graduate u might be given preferential treatment like working with surveyor,safety officer,even site engineers.

My oga i've been seeking for help on this forum since the begining of this year,i'm not a graduate though i knw how to drive,and can equally do any job for survival. Please help me sir

itubaba001:

No mind this man

why do you say that pls.cos me am about to pay for graphics design today.yes remember am not doing it for money.infact am buying a golf3 by the grace of Jesus next month for taxi.but graphics design is just one thing I feel I want to learn in ICT.so for me it's not about money but I love seeing good design like adverts for phones and laptop's.so give me a reason not to pay today.

mop4:
Come let me teach you cctv camera and advance solar installation.... For free. I got jobs nation wide don't worry about your transport or feeding or accommodation.

I am interested, i stay in Awka