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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jun 08, 2021
budaatum:
So. When I woke up this morning, I said "Give me this day my daily bread", and a small silent voice said "go bake it", and I hearkened to the voice and voila!

Let someone now come and argue that God does not talk to those who have ears to hear!

The only sad thing is that before the bread baked, the Lord already filled me up with two cups of coffee and dried apricots, but I do rejoice that my cup runneth over and I have no enemies!

I'll report back about the bacon, the egg (I doubt I can do two!) and the baked beans.

Keep acting like a baby
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2021
Scrapped the bacon etc as no space in belly! Chopped the loaf of bread into two halves, one for freezing the other for fridge; then cut myself two thin slices. Covered one slice with Philadelphia (garlic and herbs) and the other with Coleman's Mustard and ham, and yummily washed it down with half a lemon's juice in water.

My belly is now so full it hurts, but its sunny outside so I'm going to go get some God given Vitamin D for my bones.

God is Most Magnificent and Infinitely Wise and extremely Generous and Benevolently Kind!

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:28pm On Jun 08, 2021
HellVictorinho:


Keep acting like a baby

A contented baby with a very full belly, thank you very much!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jun 08, 2021
budaatum:


A contented baby with a very full belly, thank you very much!


I am not jealous of you.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:37pm On Jun 08, 2021
HellVictorinho:


I am not jealous of you.

I'm glad you are not jealous of me because if you were jealous of me you would have completely missed the moral of the parable of bread baking, which is, 'God will not bake your daily bread for you, you will however be shown how to bake your own bread so that you never starve'.

I'm sure there's a Bible verse for that, but my belly is so full right now that I am far too lazy to move or think on your behalf.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jun 08, 2021
HellVictorinho:



I am not jealous of you.




Obviously You and your conscience don't agree much


Hater hater grin

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jun 08, 2021
budaatum:


I'm glad you are not jealous of me because if you were jealous of me you would have completely missed the moral of the parable of bread baking, which is, 'God will not bake your daily bread for you, you will however be shown how to bake your own bread so that you never starve'.

I'm sure there's a Bible verse for that, but my belly is so full right now that I am far too lazy to move or think on your behalf.

Bla Bla Bla
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jun 08, 2021
azraeljaheel:



Obviously You and your conscience don't agree much


Hater hater grin


Says nobody to me
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 9:06pm On Jun 08, 2021
budaatum:
I must confess that two cups of coffee is usually a bad idea as I get too full up to eat afterwards, and the dried apricots is just about too much I think, for me to be able to eat bacon and eggs and bakebeans on toast afterwards.

But hey! We'll see I suppose, because the bread is often too unresistable!

I have had to resume coffee drinking for my own well being. How do you like yours?
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 11:11pm On Jun 08, 2021
LordReed:


I have had to resume coffee drinking for my own well being. How do you like yours?

When I'm lazy, a teaspoon full of granules, half a cup of semi-skimmed milk plus half a teaspoon of honey. Perculated with half honey plus less milk when not lazy.

Been drinking coffee all my adult life, except when home and homemade from corn ogi replaces it. And even then, coffee after, these days.

I can eat proper food till after 2pm because my body would complain to remind me of poverty as a child.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 8:20am On Jun 09, 2021
azraeljaheel:



Obviously You and your conscience don't agree much


Hater hater grin

I wonder if budaatum also liked this baseless post of yours.


How can someone disagree with his conscience??
What does conscience even have to do with this??
Is it even the same budaatum that has confessed his hypocrisy that is worth your concern??

What does the absence of jealousy have to do with hate


What has budaatum even done to deserve to be loved by you


You are just another easily brainwashed collection of ageless indivisible objects!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 8:22am On Jun 09, 2021
LordReed:


I have had to resume coffee drinking for my own well being. How do you like yours?


Do you really think dodging important questions in the name of posting perishable food makes sense??


Is this the extent to which budaatum has overwhelmed you here?
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 9:21am On Jun 09, 2021
HellVictorinho:



Do you really think dodging important questions in the name of posting perishable food makes sense??


Is this the extent to which budaatum has overwhelmed you here?

Why should I care about what is important to you? You are not special so please stay off.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jun 09, 2021
LordReed:


Why should I care about what is important to you? You are not special so please stay off.


You are dodging too.

I don't have to be special to deserve response to my response to the unnecessary statements made by budaatum.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by zoedew: 1:10pm On Jun 09, 2021
timesup234:
Yahoo pastor. May Jesus be put to shame. they brainwashed Nigerians for so long
You exhibit ignorance of Jesus Christ and Christianity. Christians are so called because of a lifestyle that mirrored Jesus. Jesus Himself said by their fruits ye shall know them! Certainly the lifestyle of Temitope Joshua Balogun did not mirror Christ. He was a charlatan, sexually immoral, ritualist, wizard and a cultist. Folks who know and participated in the rot that went on behind the scenes at his so called church at Ikotun know how it went in there. He was a conman and fake prophet to boot!!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by zoedew: 1:11pm On Jun 09, 2021
PstFavor:

Femi Fani-Kayode
@realFFK
The story that is being peddled around by some fake news merchants that my dearest friend and brother, Prophet T.B. Joshua of SCOAN, is dead is FALSE!
It is FAKE NEWS in its most hideous form. The Prophet is alive and well and he shall live long and prosper. Glory hallelujah!

https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1401346981310734339?s=20
Birds of the same feather!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 1:13pm On Jun 09, 2021
HellVictorinho:



You are dodging too.

I don't have to be special to deserve response to my response to the unnecessary statements made by budaatum.

You don't DESERVE anything since you are not special.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jun 09, 2021
LordReed:


You don't DESERVE anything since you are not special.


False.

Deserving things doesn't make anyone special
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 1:42pm On Jun 09, 2021
HellVictorinho:



False.

Deserving things doesn't make anyone special

Only special people DESERVE things. You aren't and so DESERVE no further response from me.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jun 09, 2021
LordReed:


Only special people DESERVE things. You aren't and so DESERVE no further response from me.


False.

Your response doesn't make anyone special.

If you choose to stop responding for the rest of your life, I won't lose my self-esteem.


Nobody's refusal to associate with me in public can make me look down on myself.


I don't have to be special to have self-esteem.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 2:35pm On Jun 09, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuJifOHISM8

Eggs would have been too much. And no cheese.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 12:39pm On Jun 10, 2021
Finally, and two days after God baked my bread, I get to feed on my bacon and baked beans and two eggs on toast with a cup of coffee.

Do note that in order to finally have space in my belly I had to not eat anything since my last meal above, and will have to go on a long walk if I intend to eat anything else today.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LienwaltAbel(m): 2:16pm On Jul 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:


Your writing is poor.

The fact I don't have a creator doesn't mean I am meaningless.
The fact I am not the first to be born and I won't be the first to die doesn't mean I am meaningless.
I don't have to create any meaning.
In fact, nobody creates any meaning.
I only have to express myself meaningfully.
A meaningful expression can be demonstrated.
It cannot be created.

A word is a group of letters that can be used to express thoughts,ideas,feelings,experiences,etc.
The meaning of a word is the expression that is meant to be demonstrated when it is used in speech or writing.

If a word has no straightforward meaning,then it can never be used to demonstrate a meaningful expression that is straightforward.

I don't force meaningless issues.
This path of nihilism you are treading, you won't like it.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:48am On Jul 07, 2021
Yesterday morning I had the last slice of the bread that the Lord baked for me on the 10th of June. I had it with beans.

Seeing it lasted almost a month, I can't exactly say it was the bread of life, but I guess we can call it the bread of a month. So I thank the Lord for my daily bread of the month of June and ask that I be baked another loaf for the month of July. Amen.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 12:51am On Jul 08, 2021
LienwaltAbel:

This path of nihilism you are treading, you won't like it.
Must you quote me
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 12:16pm On Jul 10, 2021
budaatum:
Yesterday morning I had the last slice of the bread that the Lord baked for me on the 10th of June. I had it with beans.

Seeing it lasted almost a month, I can't exactly say it was the bread of life, but I guess we can call it the bread of a month. So I thank the Lord for my daily bread of the month of June and ask that I be baked another loaf for the month of July. Amen.

Yuck, one month old bread.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 1:06pm On Jul 10, 2021
Image123:


Yuck, one month old bread.

The bread that God baked and all, and the fact the Lord created a freezer.

And on that note, and because through you the Lord has ministered, it's bake time! Onions top left excluded.

Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 1:59pm On Jul 10, 2021
budaatum:


The bread that God baked and all, and the fact the Lord created a freezer.

And on that note, and because through you the Lord has ministered, it's bake time! Onions top left excluded.

It's okay, so far you enjoyed it. Me, i'm not going near any bread that i know it is one month old.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2021
Image123:


It's okay, so far you enjoyed it. Me, i'm not going near any bread that i know it is one month old.

buda answered Image, “If you knew who it is that baked the bread, you would have asked and would have been given you the Bread of Life.”

All the same, see your name on the new dough. We know you know not what you say.

Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 2:09pm On Jul 10, 2021
budaatum:


buda answered Image, “If you knew who it is that baked the bread, you would have asked and would have been given you the Bread of Life.”

All the same, see your name on the new dough. We know you know not what you say.


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy You need prayers.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 2:38pm On Jul 10, 2021
Image123:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy You need prayers.

Then let us pray.

O Lord God Almighty. We thank you immensely for our daily bread. Please do provide Image123 with daily bread too for his name is already on ours. In Jesus Name, Amen.

Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 3:17pm On Jul 10, 2021
budaatum:


Then let us pray.

O Lord God Almighty. We thank you immensely for our daily bread. Please do provide Image123 with daily bread too for his name is already on ours. In Jesus Name, Amen.

cheesy Amen.

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