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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
budaatum: Keep acting like a baby |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
Scrapped the bacon etc as no space in belly! Chopped the loaf of bread into two halves, one for freezing the other for fridge; then cut myself two thin slices. Covered one slice with Philadelphia (garlic and herbs) and the other with Coleman's Mustard and ham, and yummily washed it down with half a lemon's juice in water. My belly is now so full it hurts, but its sunny outside so I'm going to go get some God given Vitamin D for my bones. God is Most Magnificent and Infinitely Wise and extremely Generous and Benevolently Kind! 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:28pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: A contented baby with a very full belly, thank you very much! |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:37pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: I'm glad you are not jealous of me because if you were jealous of me you would have completely missed the moral of the parable of bread baking, which is, 'God will not bake your daily bread for you, you will however be shown how to bake your own bread so that you never starve'. I'm sure there's a Bible verse for that, but my belly is so full right now that I am far too lazy to move or think on your behalf. 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: Obviously You and your conscience don't agree much Hater hater ![]() 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
budaatum: Bla Bla Bla |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 9:06pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
budaatum: I have had to resume coffee drinking for my own well being. How do you like yours? |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 11:11pm On Jun 08, 2021 |
LordReed: When I'm lazy, a teaspoon full of granules, half a cup of semi-skimmed milk plus half a teaspoon of honey. Perculated with half honey plus less milk when not lazy. Been drinking coffee all my adult life, except when home and homemade from corn ogi replaces it. And even then, coffee after, these days. I can eat proper food till after 2pm because my body would complain to remind me of poverty as a child. 1 Like |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 8:20am On Jun 09, 2021 |
azraeljaheel: I wonder if budaatum also liked this baseless post of yours. How can someone disagree with his conscience ![]() ![]() What does conscience even have to do with this ![]() Is it even the same budaatum that has confessed his hypocrisy that is worth your concern ![]() What does the absence of jealousy have to do with hate ![]() ![]() What has budaatum even done to deserve to be loved by you ![]() ![]() You are just another easily brainwashed collection of ageless indivisible objects! |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 8:22am On Jun 09, 2021 |
LordReed: Do you really think dodging important questions in the name of posting perishable food makes sense ![]() ![]() Is this the extent to which budaatum has overwhelmed you here ![]() ![]() |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 9:21am On Jun 09, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: Why should I care about what is important to you? You are not special so please stay off. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
LordReed: You are dodging too. I don't have to be special to deserve response to my response to the unnecessary statements made by budaatum. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by zoedew: 1:10pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
timesup234:You exhibit ignorance of Jesus Christ and Christianity. Christians are so called because of a lifestyle that mirrored Jesus. Jesus Himself said by their fruits ye shall know them! Certainly the lifestyle of Temitope Joshua Balogun did not mirror Christ. He was a charlatan, sexually immoral, ritualist, wizard and a cultist. Folks who know and participated in the rot that went on behind the scenes at his so called church at Ikotun know how it went in there. He was a conman and fake prophet to boot!! |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by zoedew: 1:11pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
PstFavor:Birds of the same feather! |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 1:13pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: You don't DESERVE anything since you are not special. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
LordReed: False. Deserving things doesn't make anyone special |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LordReed(m): 1:42pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
HellVictorinho: Only special people DESERVE things. You aren't and so DESERVE no further response from me. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
LordReed: False. Your response doesn't make anyone special. If you choose to stop responding for the rest of your life, I won't lose my self-esteem. Nobody's refusal to associate with me in public can make me look down on myself. I don't have to be special to have self-esteem. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 2:35pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 12:39pm On Jun 10, 2021 |
Finally, and two days after God baked my bread, I get to feed on my bacon and baked beans and two eggs on toast with a cup of coffee. Do note that in order to finally have space in my belly I had to not eat anything since my last meal above, and will have to go on a long walk if I intend to eat anything else today. 1 Like
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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by LienwaltAbel(m): 2:16pm On Jul 06, 2021 |
HellVictorinho:This path of nihilism you are treading, you won't like it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 4:48am On Jul 07, 2021 |
Yesterday morning I had the last slice of the bread that the Lord baked for me on the 10th of June. I had it with beans. Seeing it lasted almost a month, I can't exactly say it was the bread of life, but I guess we can call it the bread of a month. So I thank the Lord for my daily bread of the month of June and ask that I be baked another loaf for the month of July. Amen. 1 Like
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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 12:51am On Jul 08, 2021 |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 12:16pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
budaatum: Yuck, one month old bread. |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 1:06pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
Image123: The bread that God baked and all, and the fact the Lord created a freezer. And on that note, and because through you the Lord has ministered, it's bake time! Onions top left excluded.
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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 1:59pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
budaatum: It's okay, so far you enjoyed it. Me, i'm not going near any bread that i know it is one month old. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
Image123: buda answered Image, “If you knew who it is that baked the bread, you would have asked and would have been given you the Bread of Life.” All the same, see your name on the new dough. We know you know not what you say.
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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 2:09pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
budaatum: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 2:38pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
Image123: Then let us pray. O Lord God Almighty. We thank you immensely for our daily bread. Please do provide Image123 with daily bread too for his name is already on ours. In Jesus Name, Amen.
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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 3:17pm On Jul 10, 2021 |
budaatum: ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
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