Adaorababy:


Afonja doffboy is like Adam after eating the forbidden apple.


Wherein I am Lord. And I echo loudly, " Afonja! Afonja!! Afonja!!! Doffboy! Doffboy!! Doffboy!!! Where art thou?"

And Afonja the Doffboy replies, " I am ashamed and naked"

Then, I ask, "Who told you that you are naked?"

Then Afonja queries, "Is it not the bashing of my life that You gave me that stripped me naked? You thoroughly beat me black and blue. If I knew you were this potent, I won't have tried my ignorance on You". (Doffboy, please take note on the letter cases).

Then, I am furious and with much anger I say, " So, you had the audacity to challenge Adaora, your God, for this singular act, you are cursed with a curse of utter silence for the rest of your life. You shall neither make further comment on this matter nor on any other nairaland issue. If you ever post, comment, share or like any subject on nairaland, I shall revisit you with a much bigger punishment and plague than this."

And Afonja cries and wails in silence knowing fully well how terribly, Adaora, his God had conquered him.



This tribute is in terrifying memory to Late Doffboy, the Afonja illiterate.




















The End...

Ahaaaaa . It entered her well . Just because I lectured her, she is still in pain

She even called herself God . I am very sure you will never no peace

A shameless hairy prostitute want to stylishly end the post without answering all my questions. Ahhhaaa . Can't you see you lack intellectual skills.

Adora , an hairy prostitute was so frustrated that I lectured her

I triggered her stupidity to the extent that she was so frustrated and wrote a long epistle to console herself ...Ahaaaaa .

Up to the moment, the shameless prostitute has not answered all my questions and she want me to be replying her.

I will not allow you to end the post, I will be striking you at anytime I like with just a single post to trigger your stupidity so that I can prolong your sufferness.

I will be triggering your stupidity so that you can suffer more and at the same time, I will be exposing you .

My silence alone is a punishment for you You will never know the time I will strike you and punish you in the forum.

By the time I finish with you in this forum , you will know that Afonjas are your master .

Anyway, I have important news for you tomorrow , take note

Adora , an hairy prostitute ahaaaa

doffman:



Ahaaaaa . It entered her well . Just because I lectured her, she is still in pain

She even called herself God . I am very sure you will never no peace

A shameless hairy prostitute want to stylishly end the post without answering all my questions. Ahhhaaa . Can't you see you lack intellectual skills.

Adora , an hairy prostitute was so frustrated that I lectured her

I triggered her stupidity to the extent that she was so frustrated and wrote a long epistle to console herself ...Ahaaaaa .

Up to the moment, the shameless prostitute has not answered all my questions and she want me to be replying her.

I will not allow you to end the post, I will be striking you at anytime I like with just a single post to trigger your stupidity so that I can prolong your sufferness.

I will be triggering your stupidity so that you can suffer more and at the same time, I will be exposing you .

My silence alone is a punishment for you You will never know the time I will strike you and punish you in the forum.

By the time I finish with you in this forum , you will know that Afonjas are your master .

Anyway, I have important news for you tomorrow , take note

Adora , an hairy prostitute ahaaaa

Doffboy is a true bastard o. People come and see Doffboy. You didn't know I have you on remote control. I knew there was no way you wouldn't respond to my last post. I told you unless this is over before it can become so.

I just wondered how much of sleepless nights it gave you that it took you nearly a week to respond. Chai. Sorry, my boy. I told you, you're my boy and my slave. What you don't know is I'm your creator. It's insulting when I'm ever compared to you. The only comparison should be a relationship between a master or a servant, or between a God and his worshipper.

My boy,you have nothing to offer as usual except your endless blunders which you keep making. You can never travel beyond south west with this quality of education. You can only be claiming local champion in your street. Who in the world says " an hairy" what kinda blunder is that? Where did you even come from self? Why are you so shameless?

Adaorababy:




Doffboy is a true bastard o. People come and see Doffboy. You didn't know I have you on remote control. I knew there was no way you wouldn't respond to my last post. I told you unless this is over before it can become so.

I just wondered how much of sleepless nights it gave you that it took you nearly a week to respond. Chai. Sorry, my boy. I told you, you're my boy and my slave. What you don't know is I'm your creator. It's insulting when I'm ever compared to you. The only comparison should be a relationship between a master or a servant, or between a God and his worshipper.

My boy,you have nothing to offer as usual except your endless blunders which you keep making. You can never travel beyond south west with this quality of education. You can only be claiming local champion in your street. Who in the world says " an hairy" what kinda blunder is that? Where did you even come from self? Why are you so shameless?

Trash as usual ..

Meanwhile , Congratulations , Google has confirmed you as a prostitute ahaaa

I will be dealing with you strategically ahaaa.
By the time I finish with you , you will be begging me to stop, I will not be rushing to do that anyway, so that you will feel the pain for a longer time

doffman:


Trash as usual ..

Meanwhile , Congratulations , Google has confirmed you as a prostitute ahaaa

I will be dealing with you strategically ahaaa.
By the time I finish with you , you will be begging me to stop, I will not be rushing to do that anyway, so that you will feel the pain for a longer time

. Doffboy. Mumu, you think Google works that way? Google is not an Afonja site. Your mumu is so legendary. You should be given a mumuish award to your name. Google can only give you what you alone imagine coz you're delusional. In other words, you're mad. I didn't realize you were so pained during those days of your silence. What else did you do with your time during the break?

Doffboy, my servant

Adaorababy:



. Doffboy. Mumu, you think Google works that way? Google is not an Afonja site. Your mumu is so legendary. You should be given a mumuish award to your name. Google can only give you what you alone imagine coz you're delusional. In other words, you're mad. I didn't realize you were so pained during those days of your silence. What else did you do with your time during the break?

Doffboy, my servant

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa . It pained her and shocked her.

Don't worry , your sufferness has not even started .

Go to Google and type adora prostitute nairaland and see how adora the prostitute comes out . ahaaaaaa

Don't worry , watchout the day I will attach your full name and that your ugly picture alongside with your prostitute post

What you failed to understand is that before you will be giving visa by most countries or be giving job by a standard employer , they will search your name on Google which will reference them to Nairaland and they will know how stupid you are ahaaa


Adora , a shameless prostitute will be humiliated as usual .

doffman:



Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa . It pained her and shocked her.

Don't worry , your sufferness has not even started .

Go to Google and type adora prostitute nairaland and see how adora the prostitute comes out . ahaaaaaa

Don't worry , watchout the day I will attach your full name and that your ugly picture alongside with your prostitute post

What you failed to understand is that before you will be giving visa by most countries or be giving job by a standard employer , they will search your name on Google which will reference them to Nairaland and they will know how stupid you are ahaaa


Adora , a shameless prostitute will be humiliated as usual .

I keep saying it. You're a dunce. Let me break it down, you're a mumu with cow brain. I never see person wey dull like this boy before. You just keep shaming your village people.

How's this beer parlour thoughts even possible self? What do you even high on? Cow shit? Coz certainly this is no weed.

I'm just happy for one thing. The way I'm able to remotely control your miserable life. By the time I'm through with you, your remains will be worse than the remains of a rotten meat devoured by vultures. It gives me so much joy. Mumu wey dey suffer from sifia pains thinks I'm walking in his shoes too. Doffboy, my servant, nothing else gives me joy that you replied my chat after vowing not to. It means I own you now. You be omo ale.

Anything you continue to say going forward proves you're a born by mistake omo ale. Don't worry, when I'm through with you, you'd be exhausted to type with those your rotten fingers.

Adaorababy:



I keep saying it. You're a dunce. Let me break it down, you're a mumu with cow brain. I never see person wey dull like this boy before. You just keep shaming your village people.

How's this beer parlour thoughts even possible self? What do you even high on? Cow shit? Coz certainly this is no weed.

I'm just happy for one thing. The way I'm able to remotely control your miserable life. By the time I'm through with you, your remains will be worse than the remains of a rotten meat devoured by vultures. It gives me so much joy. Mumu wey dey suffer from sifia pains thinks I'm walking in his shoes too. Doffboy, my servant, nothing else gives me joy that you replied my chat after vowing not to. It means I own you now. You be omo ale.

Anything you continue to say going forward proves you're a born by mistake omo ale. Don't worry, when I'm through with you, you'd be exhausted to type with those your rotten fingers.

. I can see frustration and pain in your post . ahaaaa. Your pain will be slowly and deadly don't worry OK.

Take note , I will not leave you until I finish you up and open up your hairy yansh in this forum .
You this stupid and shameless prostitute who is scavenging in Oyo state before you can eat .

Adora , a shameless prostitute will be known by everyone , even in your village .ahaaaa

doffman:


. I can see frustration and pain in your post . ahaaaa. Your pain will be slowly and deadly don't worry OK.

Take note , I will not leave you until I finish you up and open up your hairy yansh in this forum .
You this stupid and shameless prostitute who is scavenging in Oyo state before you can eat .

Adora , a shameless prostitute will be known by everyone , even in your village .ahaaaa

. This Doffboy must really like hairy nyansh, due to the frequent use of shalanga without roofing sheets where you spy on your fellow 'afonja wife's nyansh'. Your view is only limited to your pitiable and local environment. I'm really sorry for your miserable life.

I have really achieved my projected goal. If you had not replied me last night, I might have been devastated thinking you had won but hence you replied, you have just made your shamelessness global.


Having proven to the world that you're a f00l, I will no longer comment on your mentions going forward because you're my slave. I have recently bought you for life as a result of the resounding defeat I gave you besides, you keep saying one word over and over again. Thus, you've literally become boring.


So, the first task I'll want you to do for me, your master going forward is to continue to bark like a dog even when you're being ignored.


Talking about discipline, unlike you, I will keep to my words, nothing you say will provoke me to reply you because anything you type will be under the influence of the torment I have already put you through. So, I'd happily understand the sifia pains you're going through.

Meanwhile, you have the floor now to display more of your stupidity. The world is watching. I'll be watching ' in view only' too. Remember, silence is the answer to a f00l. Anytime you bark without response, bear in mind you're a fool.




For as long as you continue to mention me, carry this slogan heavily and conspicuously in your lizard-like heart. 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard'. That will be my response to you going forward.


Not that I will literally reply you, but it will figuratively be my response to you. So, anytime you mention me in a suicide-like manner, it will mean that the word 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard' is the reason for your torment.



Au re voir, Doffboy, Afonja, omo ale bastard.

Adaorababy:


. This Doffboy must really like hairy nyansh, due to the frequent use of shalanga without roofing sheets where you spy on your fellow 'afonja wife's nyansh'. Your view is only limited to your pitiable and local environment. I'm really sorry for your miserable life.

I have really achieved my projected goal. If you had not replied me last night, I might have been devastated thinking you had won but hence you replied, you have just made your shamelessness global.


Having proven to the world that you're a f00l, I will no longer comment on your mentions going forward because you're my slave. I have recently bought you for life as a result of the resounding defeat I gave you besides, you keep saying one word over and over again. Thus, you've literally become boring.


So, the first task I'll want you to do for me, your master going forward is to continue to bark like a dog even when you're being ignored.


Talking about discipline, unlike you, I will keep to my words, nothing you say will provoke me to reply you because anything you type will be under the influence of the torment I have already put you through. So, I'd happily understand the sifia pains you're going through.

Meanwhile, you have the floor now to display more of your stupidity. The world is watching. I'll be watching ' in view only' too. Remember, silence is the answer to a f00l. Anytime you bark without response, bear in mind you're a fool.




For as long as you continue to mention me, carry this slogan heavily and conspicuously in your lizard-like heart. 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard'. That will be my response to you going forward.


Not that I will literally reply you, but it will figuratively be my response to you. So, anytime you mention me in a suicide-like manner, it will mean that the word 'Doffboy, Afonja is an omo ale bastard' is the reason for your torment.



Au re voir, Doffboy, Afonja, omo ale bastard.

Ahaaaaa

Don't tell me you want to run away ooo.

You must reply me oooo

I have many things for you ahaaaa

I will always find a way to trigger your stupidity so that you will not be comfortable until you reply me, you must reply me Adora , a shameless prostitute.

I have many good things to post about you .

Adora the prostitute don't run away ooo