danietohbadt:
Loool.

I met so many amazing girls on 2go.
Never really had to japa when I met any of them.

Here's just one of the several girls I met back then, but for privacy reasons, I no go show her face.

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his account number nd i sent 200 to him

AdolfHitlerxXx:


Her name was Ngozi....

I ran when I saw this....

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

ThatFairGuy:
That year, I ran when I knew who AchalugoNwa was

Dreadlock69:
Yeah she has quarter to sharp eye

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

danietohbadt:
Loool.

I met so many amazing girls on 2go.
Never really had to japa when I met any of them.

Here's just one of the several girls I met back then, but for privacy reasons, I no go show her face.

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his account number nd i sent 200 to him

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Cutehector:
The day i finally meet uyai, i hope i dont run.

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his account number nd i sent 200 to him

gift4nature:
I am not useless o. I post pictures of myself without make up. I tell you upfront how tall I am. Life is not hard abeg

Aabheaven:
Ok, This nearly happened with me. We bonded on 2go and talked for a long while before we decided to see. On that fateful day, we decided the time to meet should be 12pm but by 11.30pm I was at the fast food restaurant standing at one corner to observe if the lady is what I am seeing online.

By 12.30pm she called she was at the fast food (I still can't understand why ladies find it out to keep to time especially during outings this is by the way though) and I noticed while we were communicating she was not the exact image of what I saw online infact I nearly japa but as I just decided well make I just treat her nice after all she took out her time for us to see.

We barely talked for one hour and I noticed the morale wasn't there to go along, I just interrupted her and told her I need to be someone as at that time. I paid for our meals and we bade goodbyes.

But how can a lady look good in pictures and bad in person, can someone explain? Let's make it fun, share your experiences.

Ishilove:
So many immature, shallow people. This is why when they come online to cry about heartbreak I don't have any sympathy for them because you put looks over character. The two of you chat and discover you have chemistry. You are comfortable with this person, you flow with this person, you both share the same interests and worldview, but because you are shallow and you can't see past the physical appearance which will fade in time, you cut off someone that can make you happy in the long run.

Foolishness on all fours

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his account number nd i sent 200 to him

Olajydeey:
I dont "japa".
I'll keep up with the date,Talk and gist if reciprocated.
Then after we wave each other goodbye,and i ask her if she's gotten home.
I'll then delete number

LyfeJennings:
I happened to someone

This very pretty chic I met on insta
She got mad money
Older tho
She works in Mobil, drives the latest Lexus jeep of the year 2016 or 2017 (don't recollect)
She had a child
Meself dey do well for my lane even tho not half as big as her
I don toast am for Fb die
She don mayan
She came to pick me from work that faithful night and to say she was disappointed is an understatement.
Meself was disappointed on her behalf when we finally met
She chase me come down from car when I attempted to hug her
She say "Get out of my car"

We were NOWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER
SHE IS BIGGEST THAN ME IN EVERYTHING

Someone happened to me

This sweet voiced angel back in 08 or so
I swear it this girl talk
U go melt
Venue was Ozone cinema
Na so the babe come o
Me wey don dress die
I dress like say I wan go see Queen of England
Omooooooo, when babe show
I wan Mayan
I actually spotted her first cos I was well positioned in the mall before her, thinking we was gonna see a movie and all that Jack but when we start to dey find ourself wey I see am first
It took the grace of God for me to spend 5mins with her

pocohantas:


Ishi leave this talk o. Chemistry is important, but physical appearance is importa-nkpa.

For some girls it is filter and I was thinking to myself yesterday, filter has done more harm than good. Why would you deceive yourself and deceive others. In my own case, I look shorter and slimmer in pictures, but I don’t fail to tell people “I am not slim or short o”.

pocohantas:


Ishi leave this talk o. Chemistry is important, but physical appearance is importa-nkpa.

For some girls it is filter and I was thinking to myself yesterday, filter has done more harm than good. Why would you deceive yourself and deceive others. In my own case, I look shorter and slimmer in pictures, but I don’t fail to tell people “I am not slim or short o”.

Ishilove:

True, physical chemistry is important, but do you know just having shared interests is stimulating, to an extent?