AchalugoNwa:
after having sex with me

well I have a boyfriend now
his name is Monogamy

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

xrisla:
so I was in Nigeria a few months ago, met her on social media, we share the same birthday sef finally decided to meet up. lol, I was not impressed with what I saw at all, Koni da fun filter. when I was thinking I have finally found a wife o. I later realized maybe my wife no dey Naija

pocohantas:


To an “extent”, na that extent be the wahala. Physical appearance is very important to me, so I can’t even fault anyone for that. I won’t run, but I sure won’t push that friendship or whatever.

ThatFairGuy:
Good for you and your new boyfriend

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

walyx:
Yea... I got d contact nd we fixed a date at chicken lovers in sango. But told her to call me when she gets to sango ota under bridge. She called as expected o but wetin my eye see na rara o( dwarf). D funniest part b say i was behind her when she was calling after describing the cloth she wore, i knew it was her. Mehn! I loss interest. Just switched my phone off and took ijoko road home. We no talk since then.

Ishilove:
Hehehe

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Frales6:

as in ehh

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

skj1377:
Yes met two extreme. First one, she called by accident but we started talking since she was the caller most of the time. I was in abuja for a training so she came over from zaria to see me though she stays in Maitama abuja obviously from a rich family. I was on the 5th floor of the building when she arrived, my mind told me to go and meet her downstairs instead of telling her to take the elevator up to fifth floor then ask for me. Getting to the ground floor I called her number and what I saw was a very tall skinny dark complexioned lady with a long neck, she had to almost bend to enter the automatic glass entrance door. I was slightly below her breast area in height. I quickly changed venue to any popular eatery she knows.. She insisted on paying the bills but I left after like 30mins I think she was suffering from "Acromagaly" excessive height. She kept calling but I lost all interest. I noticed that her pictures on facebook Dont have reference point like door or gate or car so you can't judge her height. Second was I think Facebook or 2go, she was in the same town I was at the time so I went to her house called her on phone stood in front of the small gate after like 5mins the gate opened and I did not see anybody. Looked down and low and behold a complete female human being fully equipped with breast and ass but very short limbs. I spent the longest 45mins of my life in her house she was shorter than the 4year old I met in the house. After that experience, I gave up on all forms of dating via social media. Funny enough after like 7years or so I still met my wife on Facebook but after looking at her pix I still insisted on travelling all the way from bauchi to akure to meet her in person before saying anything serious.

Ishilove:

So how did you escape the nacking?

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

Abiababe:


Come let's meet

pyyxxaro:
My own naa for Eskimi wayback


As the gal show , She de limp badly

My guys were around waiting to see her , if u see laff when there laff me

I still went to meet her , gisted with her before discharging her

Normal me before, I go run .. but I felt no need , nor be her fault say she de limp





It was really funny

Olajydeey:
I dont "japa".
I'll keep up with the date,Talk and gist if reciprocated.
Then after we wave each other goodbye,and i ask her if she's gotten home.
I'll then delete number

Divoc19:
Some people are photogenic.
Well, I am not.

Volkswagen90:
may God forgive all of you,so you pretty face!are you married now? Funny world the guy might even marry with kids now,though physical appearance matters but not to the extent of rubbing it to him face,beauty is what we don't really have power over.

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

AdolfHitlerxXx:


Her name was Ngozi....

I ran when I saw this....

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his account number nd i sent 200 to him