The said should have given the kids the explanation and save the parents from embarrassment.

sonofthunder:


Lol


In your case they perfectly understood the question......


Just didn't want to get "involved"

following

I remember asking my uncle wat a bIowjob is during Sunday service...

Man just looked at me.. .shook his head and smiled...Then he continued listening to the sermon like he didn't know the meaning...

bbode1:


Me even believe say na through anus baby dey comot till I was in jss 3 too. I felt stupid

It seems most of us had this awesome revelation in JSS 3

A hilarious thread.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Abeg who go buy me COCKPORN

your Darling bubu

sonofthunder:


Lol


In your case they perfectly understood the question......


Just didn't want to get "involved"

Mr Boarneges, they could have just given me something to ponder on instead of giving me the run around

Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious.

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

So, Ishi, I'm sure you now know more than your parents did back then . how is the vajayjay faring these days??

Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious.

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

lol jss3 ....These days , they treat topics like fertilization, copulation, puberty as early as js1

MSRA:


Its even been taught in primary school now...Basic Science of Basic 5 and Basic 6. Theres another subject they teach these days that teaches about rape and other stuff to primary school pupils. Cant remember the name now

Security Education

Qualer:


So, Ishi, I'm sure you now know more than your parents did back then . how is the vajayjay faring these days??

Can you ask me this very disrespectful question to my face offline?

phemmyfour:
lol jss3 ....These days , they treat topics like fertilization, copulation, puberty as early as js1

I was in JSS 2 when we treated copulation and our teacher refused to explain it. She said we should go home and ask our parents

My 3yrs boy ask me daddy who a u calling, daddy ur calling ur girl friend at dat moment i was a shame of my self dis children nw a day a something else

Ishilove:

Can you ask me this very disrespectful question to my face offline?

So you left the context of the fun/harmless question and went left entirely??
see your life?

talmabout 'disrespectful question to my face offline'... you dey wear masquerade offline? ehn... Ina ekpu mmönwú offline??

Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious.

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

I discovered in my integrated science book that pregnancy occurs when a male inserts his organ into the female organ....I was shocked, traumatized and bewildered for months! I couldn't look at my parents for a long time! I now saw them differently.
Each time I wanted to pee, the horror of the thought of inserting my organ into a female drove me mad....oh!!

Sunsets:
Who can parry this question?
Age 4: What is sex?
You:

Gender

Qualer:


So you left the context of the fun/harmless question and went left entirely??
see your life?

talmabout 'disrespectful question to my face offline'... you dey wear masquerade offline? ehn... Ina ekpu mmönwú offline??

I see your stupidity has no time limits.

Have a good day.

U don hear the new one,laid Muhammed grandson of 7 ask him why do people call him lai muhamed

Favoritedealer:
didn't want me to waste money to buy anything when he could just get from other people throwing their's away.
I know if I hadn't caught him he would have been working on how to erase the names and replace it with his. This guy is just 6 for God's sake.

May God render you helping hands in bringing him up in a good way.

BUBU my grand love.

JONSYN7154:
your Darling bubu

Ishilove:

I see your stupidity has no time limits.

Have a good day.

same to you my dearest sister!!

jaszplus12:

I discovered in my integrated science book that pregnancy occurs when a male inserts his organ into the female organ....I was shocked, traumatized and bewildered for months! I couldn't look at my parents for a long time! I now saw them differently.
Each time I wanted to pee, the horror of the thought of inserting my organ into a female drove me mad....oh!!

But now you dey dig anything

What the fuck_ is this nonsense all about?

I guess this topic was copied verbatim from a foreign blog or something because some of the things they are talking about is totally alien to me as an African born and brought up.

Scaryface:



But now you dey dig anything

No sir...I've been digging one well for over 25 years now...what about you?

richmond500:
u discovered that in JS3, I think I knew a lot when I was 6yrs old

shut up liar

QueenVaji:


shut up liar

I also knew a lot about human physiology at that age, so he might not be lying.

Favoritedealer:
Damn,the thug of a son God gave me is the owner of this table they're shaking, dude is too sharp for his own good.
From asking me why me and his mother have a different room,to asking me when it's okay to murder someone, just last week I went through his bag and I saw textbooks and writing materials belonging to his classmates, I asked him where he got it he said he just emptied the lost and found place in school, didn't want me to waste money to buy anything when he could just get from other people throwing their's away.
I know if I hadn't caught him he would have been working on how to erase the names and replace it with his. This guy is just 6 for God's sake.

I don't know why, but I think I love this kid already...

Ishilove:

Can you ask me this very disrespectful question to my face offline?

LOL... Margaret Thatcher

I don't know about him, but I'm 100% certain I can ask you that question to your face.

The real question should be, what can/will you do after you've been asked?

Ishilove:

Mr Boarneges, they could have just given me something to ponder on instead of giving me the run around

Na.... You needed to "ponder" about your books, not copulation.






African Parents and sidestepping difficult situations are like 5 & 6

Favoritedealer:
Damn,the thug of a son God gave me is the owner of this table they're shaking, dude is too sharp for his own good.
From asking me why me and his mother have a different room,to asking me when it's okay to murder someone, just last week I went through his bag and I saw textbooks and writing materials belonging to his classmates, I asked him where he got it he said he just emptied the lost and found place in school, didn't want me to waste money to buy anything when he could just get from other people throwing their's away.
I know if I hadn't caught him he would have been working on how to erase the names and replace it with his. This guy is just 6 for God's sake.

na u e resemble naa

jaszplus12:

No sir...I've been digging one well for over 25 years now...what about you?

This is very inspiring