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I'm sure you don't [/quote]
Don't get me wrong..
There is a big difference between foreign humor and our Nigerian ones.
It's like listening to Raphie may jokes,
Not a lot of Nigerian's will get it.
To be honest,am not still sure u get it or prove me wrong!!

And this harry leave e family for expired gudz.
Wonders shall never end o.

Massiveglory:
Hope they don't do a Diana on Harry's wife.
The world is a wicked place.

That was why the woman ran to the USA!

This two brothers better pass psquare.

Hmm

Why use a living Dolly Parton with the dead in this stale nonsensical piece.

BigSarah:
Dolly Parton and Princess Diana pass away on the same day.

They arrive at the pearly gates at the very same time.

Saint Peter is waiting in judgment. With both women vying for entry, St. Peter announces, “Ladies, I only have one more space in Heaven today. You’ll have to prove you’re worthy.”

Dolly Parton laughs and says “No problem, Pete!” She proceeds to unbutton her blouse and open her shirt, revealing two of the most perfect breasts ever seen on Earth or in heaven.

Diana watches as all eyes turn toward her. The air is pregnant with expectation. Outta nowhere, the Princess pulls a six ounce bottle of Perrier out of her purse. She shakes it violently, flips the bottle opener and jams the spewing bottle into her cooter.

Without hesitation, St.Peter exclaims, “You’re in, your royal highness!”

Diana straightens herself out, smooths a pleat in her skirt and proceeds through the gates.

Dolly is livid! “Are you kidding me? I show you two of God’s greatest gifts, and she performs a cheap pornographic act? And you let her in? What the Bleep??”

St.Peter listens patiently and finally replies. “It’s quite simple. A royal flush always beats two of a kind!”

When men were boys...

Iceyjayz:
I miss princess Diana, she was unfortunately killed by CIA, may her soul continue to rest in peace

Do you mean to say MI6?

BrigadierLawal:
princess diana was a classless whoore

My friend you are too dull, go and read....read a lot.

Thinkfree:
she was kill by the British royal because she was pregnant for Dodi the owner of rizt hotet in France

Hmmm! You got facts ? Well She is gone ,the rest is History...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhKLUcb4GzQ

But what is a black man doing on that stature?

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KillMNKnow:
She was killed by..... Lilibet handlers

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Yirinbawa caliphate catamite, how market lol?

Igboho has been chased and disgraced from brown-roof republic, and by now countless awusa-Fulani "daggers" have been mercilessly sheathed in his wife.

Chai!! Olodomare why nau?!

Massiveglory:
Hope they don't do a Diana on Harry's wife.
The world is a wicked place.

at the moment she not a threat. Prince William stand a chance to become king. Anything can still happen. I no trust those royal family for anything

JayB11:


Do you mean to say MI6?

Yeah, I've corrected it now

Beautiful

Tell this to Psquare too

Yxwqq:
They're brothers forever, whether they like it or not.

You people always come up with the craziest or silliest theories

Whyyy!!??

Iceyjayz:
I miss princess Diana, she was unfortunately killed by MI6, may her soul continue to rest in peace

Suits are always fitted on British men, more than any other country

dewaskillz:
Always hearing the name princess Diana. Don’t know much about her life. Think this is the best time to google her.

If you want to know more about the royal family, watch The Crown

Hahaha...minge indeed.
But u are wrong.thats why I said u don't get it.
The joke is a poker card game joke.
A royal flush is the unbeatable hand cos it carries five cards of numerical order in a straight flush which are the 'ace of spade,king,queen,jack and a ten of suit'.
Nothing can beat that.
While a pair is just two cards of matching ranks while is far lower than a royal flush.
Diana is royalty, and she used Perrier water which is one of the highest and most expensive grade of table water to "flush her minge" giving herself a royal flush which is superior to just the pair shown by dolly parton.
English humor is entertaining but you have to know the context of what they are coming from.
It's just like you telling a "warri joke" to an Aussie and expect him to laugh.
If he is someone that has no knowledge of how Nigerian jokes operate, he is just gonna look blank.
Although I like your reasoning.
Minge indeed.

BigSarah:


Diana is a royal LovePeddler, and here dousing her Minge with alcohol was a better show than dolly showing here perfect titss

Alwayshungry:
Hahaha...minge indeed.
But u are wrong.thats why I said u don't get it.
The joke is a poker card game joke.
A royal flush is the unbeatable hand cos it carries five cards of numerical order in a straight flush which are the 'ace of spade,king,queen,jack and a ten of suit'.
Nothing can beat that.
While a pair is just two cards of matching ranks while is far lower than a royal flush.
Diana is royalty, and she used Perrier water which is one of the highest and most expensive grade of table water to "flush her minge" giving herself a royal flush which is superior to just the pair shown by dolly parton.
English humor is entertaining but you have to know the context of what they are coming from.
It's just like you telling a "warri joke" to an Aussie and expect him to laugh.
If he is someone that has no knowledge of how Nigerian jokes operate, he is just gonna look blank.
Although I like your reasoning.
Minge indeed.

Poker what? I'm sure you don't get the references.. You're over thinking it
I might be wrong and I can't really tell If you are right I've never played poker.

Moreover Diana was never a love pedddler..
She was honest in her affairs...
Did u know that Prince Charles onces dated her elder sister before meeting with Diana.
Her life was a hell of a roller coaster whc ended dramatically.

Alwayshungry:
Hahaha...minge indeed.
But u are wrong.thats why I said u don't get it.
The joke is a poker card game joke.
A royal flush is the unbeatable hand cos it carries five cards of numerical order in a straight flush which are the 'ace of spade,king,queen,jack and a ten of suit'.
Nothing can beat that.
While a pair is just two cards of matching ranks while is far lower than a royal flush.
Diana is royalty, and she used Perrier water which is one of the highest and most expensive grade of table water to "flush her minge" giving herself a royal flush which is superior to just the pair shown by dolly parton.
English humor is entertaining but you have to know the context of what they are coming from.
It's just like you telling a "warri joke" to an Aussie and expect him to laugh.
If he is someone that has no knowledge of how Nigerian jokes operate, he is just gonna look blank.
Although I like your reasoning.
Minge indeed.

Alwayshungry:
Moreover Diana was never a love pedddler..
She was honest in her affairs...
Did u know that Prince Charles onces dated her elder sister before meeting with Diana.
Her life was a hell of a roller coaster whc ended dramatically.

She was randy and carefree, no she wasn't honest

Lady,goggle poker jokes.
And pls don't sweat dis.
I have been into stuff like dis for a long time.

BigSarah:


Poker what? I'm sure you don't get the references.. You're over thinking it
I might be wrong and I can't really tell If you are right I've never played poker.

KillMNKnow:
She was killed by..... Lilibet handlers

For being a loose cunt!

Don't say randy,
Carefree I might agree.
She got married at 19yrs to a man that was in love with another woman.
She went through hell.
Her excape was breaking the convention of royalty,English royalty.
The raised a lot of awareness for charities,
She brought into limelight the fight for HIV.
We could discuss Diana all day.
She was a wonderful being.
Don't look down on her.
Pls.

BigSarah:


She was randy and carefree, no she wasn't honest

Alwayshungry:
Lady,goggle poker jokes.
And pls don't sweat dis.
I have been into stuff like dis for a long time.

I don't know squat about poker, and not really interested....
I think I'd stick to my current understanding of the joke funnier that way

Hahaha.
Are u a Nigerian.?

BigSarah:


I don't know squat about poker, and not really interested....
I think I'd stick to my current understanding of the joke funnier that way