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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by OGWILLS123: 10:57pm On Jul 03, 2021
SmellySperm:
New catch invited me to her crib for a sleepover, woke up at night to pee,babe was already awake sitted and staring at me.

I was scared and couldn't sleep through out the night coz i no know whether na juju

Dull boy grin,
Abi nah sleep you come sleep or nah work
You come work.
Am sure she might have hated you more than
The devil after that night grin cheesy.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jul 03, 2021
OGWILLS123:


Dull boy grin,
Abi nah sleep you come sleep or nah work
You come work.
Am sure she might have hated you more than
The devil since that night grin cheesy.
OG like me wey been don already collect first round before sleep catch me grin
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by OGWILLS123: 11:13pm On Jul 03, 2021
SmellySperm:

OG like me wey been don already collect first round before sleep catch me grin

Your first round was warm up for her grin.
You no know wetin dem called all night
Stand abi one nights stand, people from the
Ashawo thread can help me out grin cheesy grin

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Nobody: 11:19pm On Jul 03, 2021
OGWILLS123:


Your first round was warm up for her grin.
You no know wetin dem called all night
Stand abi one nights stand, people from the
Ashawo thread can help me out grin cheesy grin
Baba something must kill a man,no doubt. But definitely not pusssy grin
I was saving my strength for 2nd round in the early hours of the morning lols

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by OGWILLS123: 11:23pm On Jul 03, 2021
SmellySperm:

Baba something must kill a man,no doubt. But definitely not pusssy grin
I was saving my strength for 2nd round in the early hours of the morning lols

Nah man you be wink
Let them know that you are not sexually thirsty.
You can only fvck when you want to, you can not come and go and kill your self grin cheesy grin.

But I sure say the girl go hate you after that
Day, it has happen to me several times.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jul 03, 2021
OGWILLS123:


Nah man you be wink
Let them know that you are not sexually thirsty.
You can only fvck when you want to, you can not come and go and kill your self grin cheesy grin.

But I sure say the girl go hate you after that
Day, it has happen to me several times.
Me i collect my 3 point japa. Coz i know say only me no fit drill am. I do my best and leave the rest for some other niggaman, you gerrit? grin

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Queenslander(f): 7:41am On Jul 04, 2021
BABYharder:
Sleeping over in a girl's house again is a no no for me.
In my second year, when man still dey live faraway from campus. It was the award night of the outgoing underG. I was forced to attend out of boredom. It happened that the event kicked off late. While there, mumsy called me to ask me how far.... She overhead the noicy background and asked where I could possibly be by that kind time for night. 11pm was the time.
She made me promise her I'll sleep over in a friend's Lodge which was closer to school. Luckily for me, the friend I saw was my coursemate. The girl I have been admiring to bed. I went to her and narrated my ordeal and she accepted.
I was feeling fly cus in my mind, that was the night I'll cease from being a virgin.
Event ended and we headed straight for her lodge.
We gist small and slept off.
For where?, Sleep no gree me sleep
Plan was to initiate the romance at an ungodly hour.....
I was admiring her straight legs and all fitted a$$.
My country people, 2am reached and from no where an unexpected diarrhoea struck me.
The purge was so much that I forgot anything about konji. I instantly swallowed both my pride and erection. I come tap her to wake. She snubbed the first time. The second time, I added a bit force. She woke halfway. I requested for tissue and direction to their rest room (bungalow). Omo this girl change am for me o, tell me say the toilet dey backyard, and she lost her backyard key. Lobatan!
The annoying part is that she was saying this without concern, she was just talking and adjusting to get back to her sleep.
I say okay, no be 4hrs remain? make I hold am.
Guys for this life no joke with diarrhea o!
Just barely 20mins I lost my cognitive consciousness. It got so bad that I started getting aggressive while waking her.
"Abeg come open this door, I don dey go my house" by 2:30am o!
She opened it without even asking how I'll cope, then I didn't care if she cared cus my main koko was to offload my goods as e dey hot
I manage remember tissue, so I took it and left.
Outside was so lonely but I cared less.
I was walking towards school, or anywhere I fit see small bush, too bad the area was developed. Alas!, I saw a small area and the weed there were outgrown, with speed I rush remove my boxie and started doing justice to nature.
As I was there, I became aware of one ekuke dog barking at me, but fear no gree am come close. If not, I swear I for strangle that snitch of a dog with my bare hands. What nonsense!!!. It was actually barking to alert neighbors but God shame am no human gree come out
After powdering my nose on the green pastures, I kuku used the tissue I embezzled to wipe my a$$. Fiaamm!! I ran back to school.

I slept in a lecture theater that morning and swore never to sleepover in any lady's house angry

Uh sorry, that lady is self centered,. She cared less what happened to you at that time of the night!!
By the way,.
What school is that??,. Having its toilet at the backyard,. That's weird!!
Haba!! undecided

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Obakashdee(m): 7:52am On Jul 04, 2021
Alex08101558404:
Mine was the reverse, A lady friend came to visit me in my lodge at 9pm and our security closes our lodge gate by 10 on dot..so I was about to go visit my crush to sleepover but waiting for dis lady to go ..she stayed till 9:50 pretending to be charging..I den call her dat our lodge will soon be closed if she dnt leave sooner..o was already getting mad cos now I can't go anywhere again.she said ok she will soon go let her use d toilet first. Dats how did lady came out 10:15 and said she Wana leave, she left n came bak dat d door is locked and security ain't hearing notin so she av to pass d nite here..with hidden anger I said ok .I sleptoff fast..only to start feeling some sensation of touching and close proximity and I woke up she den beged Me to pls dnt be offended she is been Hot for me along time. Las las I banged her but without pity but vexation ,I was so rough thinking she wud say stop..na d roughneck make dey gal con dey profess many tins o ,say infact it's like am from Bangladesh. We banged for hrs till she slept off .it's among the funny moments of my tertiary days.

Han han why are you lying like this brother? Han han

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Nobody: 8:09am On Jul 04, 2021
Queenslander:
Uh sorry, that lady is self centered,. She cared less what happened to you at that time of the night!!
By the way,.
What school is that??,. Having its toilet at the backyard,. That's weird!!
Haba!! undecided
As in eh

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by NewDawn2O21: 10:12pm On Jul 04, 2021
ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution

let me have her contact so I can chase the man away
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by aktolly54(m): 10:35pm On Jul 04, 2021
ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.
name of the herb? I dey ask for friend Ni ooo

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by NewDawn2O21: 10:45pm On Jul 04, 2021
Alex08101558404:
Mine was the reverse, A lady friend came to visit me in my lodge at 9pm and our security closes our lodge gate by 10 on dot..so I was about to go visit my crush to sleepover but waiting for dis lady to go ..she stayed till 9:50 pretending to be charging..I den call her dat our lodge will soon be closed if she dnt leave sooner..o was already getting mad cos now I can't go anywhere again.she said ok she will soon go let her use d toilet first. Dats how did lady came out 10:15 and said she Wana leave, she left n came bak dat d door is locked and security ain't hearing notin so she av to pass d nite here..with hidden anger I said ok .I sleptoff fast..only to start feeling some sensation of touching and close proximity and I woke up she den beged Me to pls dnt be offended she is been Hot for me along time. Las las I banged her but without pity but vexation ,I was so rough thinking she wud say stop..na d roughneck make dey gal con dey profess many tins o ,say infact it's like am from Bangladesh. We banged for hrs till she slept off .it's among the funny moments of my tertiary days.
are you sure you're not lying

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by omonighoblessing(f): 7:25am On Jul 05, 2021
Uncle93:
Back in uni days some years back , my ex bestie was crushing on me. I invited her over for a sleep over .... we bought food, gisted, slept ..

Midnight reach, I wasnt sure what woke me up , next thing was a face staring at me and smiling, suddenly I was like " wtf" why are u staring, why ain't u sleeping?

I ended up burying my face under the pillow , and turned to the other side of the bed backing her. She was sad but I didn't care. First thing in the morning
. I made her leave
it's like I don't believe you oo

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by omonighoblessing(f): 7:30am On Jul 05, 2021
Alex08101558404:
Mine was the reverse, A lady friend came to visit me in my lodge at 9pm and our security closes our lodge gate by 10 on dot..so I was about to go visit my crush to sleepover but waiting for dis lady to go ..she stayed till 9:50 pretending to be charging..I den call her dat our lodge will soon be closed if she dnt leave sooner..o was already getting mad cos now I can't go anywhere again.she said ok she will soon go let her use d toilet first. Dats how did lady came out 10:15 and said she Wana leave, she left n came bak dat d door is locked and security ain't hearing notin so she av to pass d nite here..with hidden anger I said ok .I sleptoff fast..only to start feeling some sensation of touching and close proximity and I woke up she den beged Me to pls dnt be offended she is been Hot for me along time. Las las I banged her but without pity but vexation ,I was so rough thinking she wud say stop..na d roughneck make dey gal con dey profess many tins o ,say infact it's like am from Bangladesh. We banged for hrs till she slept off .it's among the funny moments of my tertiary days.
I like what I read grin
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Uncle93(m): 2:52pm On Jul 05, 2021
omonighoblessing:
it's like I don't believe you oo

There is even more.. but I cant bring a whole story up here
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by omonighoblessing(f): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2021
Uncle93:


There is even more.. but I cant bring a whole story up here
more Wawu shocked

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by JOACHINpedro: 2:19pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Enumerator(m): 3:16pm On Dec 13, 2022
cheesy
omonighoblessing:
Let's hear your worst sleepover experience.

What happened? ���.

Here’s one of such experiences


I went to their place to sleep because there is a party in my hostel which I no wan attend and I seriously needed a good sleep all of which I explained to her and she said no problem.

Naso I left my hostel around 8pm for their place. Unfortunately I didn't know the parents are Deeper Life Pastors wey dey do vigil every night embarassed embarassed. After dinner, I just entered my friend's room around 10pm and slept. The next thing I knew, someone was waking me around 11pm for vigil wey Dem no tell me, vigil wey I no plan.

Aha Babe, but na because of sleep I cum una house nah, why you no kuku leave me for my hostel, atleast I go still get some sleep embarassed embarassed embarassed.

Naso we take do vigil from 11pm to 4am o and I get lecture on campus in the morning by 7am embarassed embarassed.

Folakemi, I still haven't forgiven you o, my God will judge you and your people lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided cry cry cry cry cry cry embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry cry cry☹️ cry cry cry cry cry cry☹️

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Britishpea: 3:18pm On Dec 13, 2022
frankyychiji:
In the good old days before GSm, went for my usual weekend trip only to meet guy's village babe in the house.

They were cooking...

She was friendly....

She and guy acting like brother and sister....

Time to sleep...

She collected the floor...me and guy sleep on top bed....

But she and guy never stopped chatting with each other, regaling themselves in their village stories way late into the night.

I layed behind guy feeling stupid!

I left as early as 6am next morning and never came back.

Saw guy days later and gave him a wide berth!

Dunno how their relationship ended up and didn't wanna know. undecided undecided

Lol story of about 24 years ago wow. You are old

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Ebuka78: 3:22pm On Dec 13, 2022
I lost my keys, and I needed to sleep in my room on that night. My next neighbor was a lady. She came out, and told me I should sleep in her room, then tomorrow I will break my padlock.


I refused. Until it was 1 a.m, I accepted. I woke up without my shirt on.

I asked her what happened to my shirt, she said I was causing her to sweat

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by GboyegaD(m): 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2022
It ended a blessing.
I was to write my comprehensive resit and had moved far from the university. I told my friend who lived close and I had to go sleep at his place. Unfortunately, he was complaining and acting as though I was inconveniencing him.
Left with the first train at about 3:30am that morning. What I concentrated on that morning really helped in the exam. I am grateful things turned out that way and funny enough, he never knew I was disturbed by his acts that night.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Jennyclay(f): 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2022
I have so many sleepover experience that I don't even know which one to share. Some are scary, some are funny and some tragedy.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Manna4Gurls: 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2022
AmgMakanaki:


Hahahhaha. Abeg watin be the name of the Agbo wink

So the written after warning is not for you smiley
Bad guy grin

No go kee ursef o

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Manna4Gurls: 3:31pm On Dec 13, 2022
Mrxawe:
Back then in school, a girl I was crushing on finally invited me to her house for a visit. I was the happiest man on Earth that day. I purposely went in the evening coz my plan was to pass the night. I got there, we gisted and I chop. When it was getting dark, she asked me when I was gonna leave that it's getting late. Chai I was disappointed. I proposed I slept over at her place but you know as all this uni girls dey do now. Shakara o por. . She no gree but later after much persuasion, she agreed but on the condition that she will leave the room for me to go and sleep at her friend's place. I was like haha whats there we can sleep together now. Okay I'll sleep on the floor and you will sleep on the matress. She agreed. After gisting for a few hours again she went to the bathroom to change. She came out in this bumshort and sexy singlet. Her waist beed dey show sef my prick stand gidigba. She slept on the bed, we gisted more and before I knew it , she slept off but sleep no gree come for me coz my prick just dey stand. I wan fvck that girl badly. Late into the night naso devil entered me. I moved close to her but was scared to make any funny move. Then I crossed my legs over her and started massaging her boobs. She didn't say anything. As I say make I unhook her bumshort like this oboy she stand up, on light change am for me o. She started raising her voice and it was getting embarassing. It was almost 12am but you know hostel life now students on generator, some dey play game , some dey watch film some dey gist. She was still insulting me and raising her voice lol na because I no get money na. If na guy wey get money she for dey feel the niqqa spread leg instantly. I jejely wore my slippers and went back home in shame.

grin

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by KayCee92(m): 3:32pm On Dec 13, 2022
AmgMakanaki:


Hahahhaha. Abeg watin be the name of the Agbo wink


Lmao, sth wey he say no take, u want go take am. Who knows the person's Daughter u want practice on grin grin. Truly, narrow is the way.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by OKOATA(m): 3:32pm On Dec 13, 2022
cool
This happened at a friend's place, he stays in a 2bd apt. I actually went on a friendly visit so I met another of his friend at his place.
So later at night it was me and that his other friend that slept in the second room on the same bed, but what I noticed was that all through the night I just kept having bad dreams, never had that kinda dream before to be honest.

I just found myself in a dark forest and lots of demons in human form were running after me, I was tormented in that dream, as in I woke up after the bad dream, slept again and the evil dream continued, I found that to be weird so I left the bedroom to sleep in the sitting room.

So later in the morning I told my friend what happened to me throughout the night, that it was strange to be having all those dreams I never had.

Then he told me his guy I slept with on the same bed is a yahoo plus guy and the guys always using soap and levels to bath, he even told me that they schooled together in Ago and the guy would burn diff parts of human skeleton, even baby's skeleton that died at birth and burn it then use it for soap etc.

If I could have had that dream you can imagine the legion of demons that's walking with that guy steady, he later cut that guy off after I warned him to.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Manna4Gurls: 3:33pm On Dec 13, 2022
To us that hasn't slept over yet, let's enjoy the comments grin

E swt pass some online stories cool

Go on people, u guys are making my day ajeh smiley

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by ask4bk(m): 3:33pm On Dec 13, 2022
Immediately I entered the room I saw a snake under the bed. I alerted the owner of the house I went to sleep at, and they came and killed the snake and apologised to me.

I still slept in the room sha that night and even snored.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by geesilver(m): 3:36pm On Dec 13, 2022
New catch invited me to her crib for a sleepover, woke up at night to pee,babe was already awake sitted and staring at me.

I was scared and couldn't sleep through out the night coz i no know whether na juju
Had similar experience too just that in my case she came over for the weekend, when I woke up by midnight I saw her looking straight to my eye ball in a very scary and she was still until I touched her and asked for how long she had been in that position... Her response was that she was just admiring me when she discovered that she couldn't sleep for the night �....

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by worldclass68(m): 3:36pm On Dec 13, 2022
New catch invited me to her crib for a sleepover, woke up at night to pee,babe was already awake sitted and staring at me.

I was scared and couldn't sleep through out the night coz i no know whether na juju



Can relate grin......but this one nah my own place, she was sleeping over, imagine waking up to see someone doing those small winch play/hand gestures kids use to do, directly towards me...I woke up asking her what was she doing twice....I didn't appear I cared, but inside of me...hmmmm I was terrified small sha...she's my ex now..

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