How To Save Your Husband From Next Chidinma.

A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.

*Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.

*Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?

*Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.

*Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.

_Alert wole gbam!_
*Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.

*Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.

*Madam:* Yes, go on...

*Angela:* (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.

*Madam:* (surprised.) He told you that?

*Angela:* Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.

*Madam:* (anxious.) Ok, go on.

*Angela:* Madam, cook soups and vegetables over the weekend. Store in the freezer. Make food and serve with the warmed soup from the freezer. Also, sometimes, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?

*Madam:* Yes, I am with you.

*Angela:* On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.

*Madam:* Hmnn... Go on.

*Angela:* Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.

*Madam:* (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_

*Angela:* Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?

*Madam:* No, no, please go on.

*Angela:* Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophesy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way.

Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment either in gossiping about others with him, pressing phone or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.

*Madam:* (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?

*Angela:* Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for sex as you always do according to him.

*Madam:* (flabbergasted.) This is serious!

*Angela:* Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.

You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.

*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?

*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.

*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.

After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_

The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_

Naked Facts:

Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.

My advise to our married women is that, it is better to approach your hubby's side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren't doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man's heart.

When I say side chick, I am not referring to those night stand girls that he pays after sex. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more, and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm.
That's part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.

May God give us wisdom and intelligence.

Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART

1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved the way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say “I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honour his mother and opinions.

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and be sure that he will do same for your parents.

9. Surprise him with his favourite dish, especially when he has no enough money at hand

10. Do not allow the maids to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them. And don't allow outsiders to clean your matrimonial room. Its risky.

11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns. Collect his luggage and help unclothe him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him, “I love you.”

18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband. Respect him and heed to those attitudes he dislikes.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up and pray. It brings unity.

22. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.

23. If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat on you; even if he does, his mind will not be at rest.

Kindly share it to others for knowledge sake. Save a marriage and save every man from Chidinma.

Kindly share to many places, let it reach many women.
Save a marriage please.

Thank you very much.

Thank you!

Not only can I save my husband, I also know how to be a better wife now.

Abegiiii mtchewww

Stupidd post written by a side chick. If the tside chick should get married, have kids, combine work and house duties, the side chick will be in the same situation as wife. All these people that dont appreciate a wife, do they think husbands are perfect? The billionaire that chidinma killed had a pretty wife, she will simply remarry and life goes on. No need for a wife to talk on phone with side chick.

Rozcol:
Abegiiii mtchewww

You're not happy they want to teach wives how to save their husbands from your kind?

crackhaus:

You're not happy they want to teach wives how to save their husbands from your kind?

hahaha hope you didn't dream about me biting you.All those stress just to keep husband? a man that loves you will never do things that will hurt you,that's my belief.

A side chick knows all these about keeping a man and she is still a side chick to a married man, not wife-material enough to be married by a single guy?

Abeg if a husband dies in the hands of a Chidinma will his wife go to hell fire for it?

We have normalize a cheating husband not to take responsibility of his infidelity, I clearly recall the commandents where God said "Thou shall not commit adultery" He did not say "Wives, your salvation is tied to preventing your husband from committing adultery because if he does, you are hell-bound".

A married man who is not bothered by the risk and ridicule he exposes his wife and children to through his promiscuiity, is mentally not okay.

IyaTola:

*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?

*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.

*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife materia :Dl like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home

Eyah Madam is willing to pass over her husband's side chick to her younger brother!

All these delusional minds that concentrate to come up with such scraps of write-ups are minds who needs to validate their disorderd personalities

Who also didn't read that all?

greenie77:
A side chick knows all these about keeping a man and she is still a side chick to a married man, not wife-material enough to be married by a single guy?

Abeg if a husband dies in the hands of a Chidinma will his wife go to hell fire for it?

We have normalize a cheating husband not to take responsibility of his infidelity, I clearly recall the commandents where God said "Thou shall not commit adultery" He did not say "Wives, your salvation is tied to preventing your husband from committing adultery because if he does, you are hell-bound".

A married man who is not bothered by the risk and ridicule he exposes his wife and children to through his promiscuiity, is mentally not okay.



Eyah Madam is willing to pass over her husband's side chick to her younger brother!

All these delusional minds that concentrate to come up with such scraps of write-ups are minds who needs to validate their disorderd personalities

That was actually my favorite part in the story.

A cheat would always remain a cheat. If you like be a 100% wife material,a leopard can't change its stripes.

Hmmm... If you can do all these efforts to keep a man, you can as well run for POTUS.

IyaTola:
How To Save Your Husband From Next Chidinma.

A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.

*Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.

*Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?

*Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.

*Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.

_Alert wole gbam!_
*Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.

*Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.

*Madam:* Yes, go on...

*Angela:* (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.

*Madam:* (surprised.) He told you that?

*Angela:* Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.

*Madam:* (anxious.) Ok, go on.

*Angela:* Madam, cook soups and vegetables over the weekend. Store in the freezer. Make food and serve with the warmed soup from the freezer. Also, sometimes, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?

*Madam:* Yes, I am with you.

*Angela:* On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.

*Madam:* Hmnn... Go on.

*Angela:* Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.

*Madam:* (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_

*Angela:* Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?

*Madam:* No, no, please go on.

*Angela:* Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophesy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way.

Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment either in gossiping about others with him, pressing phone or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.

*Madam:* (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?

*Angela:* Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for sex as you always do according to him.

*Madam:* (flabbergasted.) This is serious!

*Angela:* Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.

You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.

*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?

*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.

*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.

After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_

The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_

Naked Facts:

Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.

My advise to our married women is that, it is better to approach your hubby's side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren't doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man's heart.

When I say side chick, I am not referring to those night stand girls that he pays after sex. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more, and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm.
That's part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.

May God give us wisdom and intelligence.

Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART

1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved the way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say “I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honour his mother and opinions.

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and be sure that he will do same for your parents.

9. Surprise him with his favourite dish, especially when he has no enough money at hand

10. Do not allow the maids to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them. And don't allow outsiders to clean your matrimonial room. Its risky.

11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns. Collect his luggage and help unclothe him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him, “I love you.”

18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband. Respect him and heed to those attitudes he dislikes.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up and pray. It brings unity.

22. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.

23. If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat on you; even if he does, his mind will not be at rest.

Kindly share it to others for knowledge sake. Save a marriage and save every man from Chidinma.

Kindly share to many places, let it reach many women.
Save a marriage please.

You for kukuma chop your husband _ shiit. Nonsense!

Only Jesus can save.
Jesus will save him

falcon01:
Who also didn't read that all?

I stopped halfway, the op is obviously high on something illegal.

How about the side chick that doesn't want to own a shop, all she wants is to live in "glambuoyancy" knowing fully well that your husband will surely pay?
How long will you keep paying her? How many of such would you pay?
Wahala be like hausa pafum, e no dey finish.

The late man Ataga was dumped by his wife, and he died a shameful death, who lose? Tell me who lose? Ataga is the one who loses, the shame follows him everlastingly to his grave. I rather chose my peace of mind/my children and to hell with a cheating husband. This write up can only work for lazy women who can't work to earn a living. Rather than use the man's shameful death to advice men, the stupiddd writer is pointing at women, is the man not supposed to honour his marital vows? We are waiting to see his widow in a flashy wedding to a new man soonest

LilMissFavvy:
The late man Ataga was dumped by his wife, and he died a shameful death, who lose? Tell me who losed? Ataga is the one who losed, the shame follows him everlastingly to his grave. I rather chose my peace of mind/my children and to hell with a cheating husband. This write up can only work for lazy women who can't work to earn a living. Rather than use the man's shameful death to advice men, the stupiddd writer is pointing at women, is the man not supposed to honour his marital vows? We are waiting to see his widow in a flashy wedding to a new man soonest

No one lives this life alive. We will all die, we just don't know how or the circumstances yet.
Men are not hunters and adventure-crazing animals so they can stick to one hole for the rest of their lives. Knoww this and know peace

Klass99:
Dem use marriage swear for us in Africa? - Will forever remain my favourite question, phrase and take away from Nairaland!

I can't stop Lol and smh at what I just read. Hathor you will do well to let me be your hubby's side chic, when I'm done with him, please hook me up with one of your brothers.

I hope hubby and brothers are good looking like Idris Elba, Mel Gibson, Richard Gere or our very own RMD. Dick size doesn't matter one bit so long as they've got game in other ways.

Leave RMD oh I've booked him that man is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine , the age gap doesn't even matter if person like him come my lane I don enter highway no breaks : >:

HotPoundedYam:


No one lives this life alive. We will all die, we just don't know how or the circumstances yet.
Men are not hunters and adventure-crazing animals so they can stick to one hole for the rest of their lives. Knoww this and know peace

Referring to women as holes is very disrespectful , to your mother , wife , daughter or female friends

LilMissFavvy:
The late man Ataga was dumped by his wife, and he died a shameful death, who lose? Tell me who losed? Ataga is the one who losed, the shame follows him everlastingly to his grave. I rather chose my peace of mind/my children and to hell with a cheating husband. This write up can only work for lazy women who can't work to earn a living. Rather than use the man's shameful death to advice men, the stupiddd writer is pointing at women, is the man not supposed to honour his marital vows? We are waiting to see his widow in a flashy wedding to a new man soonest

He's dead already , the men that want to be smart will be smart , if everyone is smart then problem for no dey like this , its always the woman's fault , that's how one person lost some one he liked coz he was cheating on her he said its coz his ex cheated on him , so he can never trust , like if you can't trust why did you date her in the first place ? And why are you sad that she left ? , this writeup was either a man or a teenage naive girl coz I used to think like this as a teenager

Seriously

Omo! Wahaleuxxx.. ..

Kukuma carry the husband and go
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Klass99:
Dem use marriage swear for us in Africa? - Will forever remain my favourite question, phrase and take away from Nairaland!

I can't stop Lol and smh at what I just read. Hathor you will do well to let me be your hubby's side chic, when I'm done with him, please hook me up with one of your brothers.

I hope hubby and brothers are good looking like Idris Elba, Mel Gibson, Richard Gere or our very own RMD. Dick size doesn't matter one bit so long as they've got game in other ways.

Before I hook you up with my brother you will have to teach me about hubby's likes and dislikes and most importantly personal hygiene. Wives don't know what their husbands like and we smell too.

Only then will I open a business for you and welcome you into my family.

Klass99:


Lol mad !!!!

As a side chic my job will be to screw hubby and collect his money, what does his likes and dislikes have to do with the transaction nah?

Please open the business for me or at least introduce me to one of your brothers and I won't go near hubby nor screw him.

Lol @ entering highway with no breaks. He is 60 years old and rocking it, I can understand why you're catching malaria.

Have you not read the entire OP?

The side chick was welcomed into the family because she told the wife how to satisfy hubby and then got extra money for telling the wife how hubby told her that she smells.

You need to graduate from side chick to in-law by insulting the wife first.

Mad is an understatement.

Whoever the person behind OP is needs a mental evaluation.

I wonder what they would say if the side chick insulted their mama in this manner.

Klass99:



Lol @ entering highway with no breaks. He is 60 years old and rocking it, I can understand why you're catching malaria.

Gbam always had a thing for older men sha , but RMD is my crush currently� I don't care about sex sef , just standing next to him is enough but all that one is fantasy lol

Hathor5:
Thank you very much.

Thank you!

Not only can I save my husband, I also know how to be a better wife now.

Sarcasm

Another day coddling and protecting the HEAD of the family. The supposed leader and protector. Who can’t think for himself.

HotPoundedYam:


No one lives this life alive. We will all die, we just don't know how or the circumstances yet.
Men are not hunters and adventure-crazing animals so they can stick to one hole for the rest of their lives. Knoww this and know peace

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LilMissFavvy:
The late man Ataga was dumped by his wife, and he died a shameful death, who lose? Tell me who losed? Ataga is the one who losed, the shame follows him everlastingly to his grave. I rather chose my peace of mind/my children and to hell with a cheating husband. This write up can only work for lazy women who can't work to earn a living. Rather than use the man's shameful death to advice men, the stupiddd writer is pointing at women, is the man not supposed to honour his marital vows? We are waiting to see his widow in a flashy wedding to a new man soonest

Yes, Ataga losed.