It was last night at 10PM or so, I was in my bed reading some contents on my phone when I heard our chickens making all kinds of worrisome noises. "What's happening? This is unusual" I said to myself. I got off the bed, put on my short, grab my torch, opened the door to go know what was wrong! As I was about to step out, something popped right into my head "this could be dangerous, pick up your goddamn machete boy!" I did that and headed to the yard.

When I got to the yard, I didn't waste no time illuminating the cage from where I was, a few feet away, then my eyes caught the threat! a long ugly snake, already coiled around one of the legs of the cage. I was perplexed, was it actually trying to climb and enter the cage to go give my chickens a few deadly kisses? It won't happen! seeing the light, the snake slowly uncurled from the leg of the cage and began sliding towards me, Jesus! I dropped my machete, picked up a 6ft stick lying on the ground, moved closer to the creepy crawly creature and struck it's vitals severally until I was sure it was dead!

I couldn't do a lot last night, just had to cut off it's head and tail and kept it's carcass until this morning when the needful was done!

Looks like a Black-necked Spitting Cobra, what y'all got to say?

Thank you for reading!

B

I don't get this.

With Fulani herdsmen and armed robbers gallivanting everywhere at night, you risked your life and left the safety of your house at 10pm because of cries from a chicken.

For you to end up cooking the snake shows that hunger was your driving force and not bravery.
Walahi, what hunger can not do does not exist.

Don't try this next time. I'm not so good at giving good speeches at people's funerals.

C

D

Whatever happened to killing the snake and doing away with it's carcass....

But nooo.. you had to Eat it Ebinna, Atenu is my hobby

@NwaAmaikpe; I couldn't sit back and watch!

A palliative specially sent from above.

At least roast the snake first before cooking na.






Pocohantas, the pot is different this time.

People wey dey eat snake dey try sha

Welldone for not wasting the meat.. wash am down with a bottle of life..

Tyranny:
D

Looks more disgusting after cooking.

Tueh!

iamyemiakins:

Looks more disgusting after cooking.

Tueh!

LOL, It looks yummy bro'!

Let me lay my tent here. FP can't come any better.
Polyol is hydroxyl polymer.

buhari

You must be a a yellow teethed Afonja.

gad damn it!


how can a normal human being look snake finish and get the mind to cook and eat it!

Tuehhhhhhhhhhh

the snake says that it is interesting that man often liken him to a rope or string;
but they never use him, dead or alive, for tying anything

My God!!
With the shiny scales and everything. This is disgusting. OP did you eat those black scales we are seeing too??

Hope you know that's a cobra and its venom glands are somewhere in that pot.

Kriss216:
At least roast the snake first before cooking na.






Pocohantas, the pot is different this time.

Why did you do this to me? I swear I was eating fufu and edikan ikong soup. That is how I abandoned the food.

Enjoyment

Already inside pot

pocohantas:


Why did you do this to me? I swear I was eating fufu and edikan ikong soup. That is how I abandoned the food.

Apologies dear.


You once said pots used in cooking snake meat are always weird. I just want you to help me confirm this pot.

Kriss216:

Apologies dear.


You once said pots used in cooking snake meat are always weird. I just want you to help me confirm this pot.

Lol. It is okay. This pot fine pass the others. But how person go kill cobra chop and with the scales? Do these guys have girlfriends and wives at all? You can’t kiss me with the same mouth used for eating snake, monkeys and rats o. Hian!

pocohantas:


Lol. It is okay. This pot fine pass the others. But how person go kill cobra chop and with the scales? Do these guys have girlfriends and wives at all? You can’t kiss me with the same mouth used for eating snake, monkeys and rats o. Hian!

Nigerian girls no send. As long as money is coming out from that same mouth used in eating snakes, monkeys and rats, they will kiss and lick everything inside the mouth.

Kriss216:


Nigerian girls no send. As long as money is coming out from that same mouth used in eating snakes, monkeys and rats, they will kiss and lick everything inside the mouth.

But these men living in areas where pythons and cobras invade, cooking them with pots I thought have gone extinct do not come off like the type of men with enough money to silence Nigerian women.

So my questions stands, do they have gfs and wives they kiss?

pocohantas:


But these men living in areas where pythons and cobras invade, cooking them with pots I thought have gone extinct, do not come off like the type of men with enough money to silence Nigerian women.

So my questions stands, do they have gfs and wives they kiss?

Yes, they got enough money.

Let's use OP as a case study.

He owes a poultry farm, and I assume he's a landlord for him to rear fowls in his house. He's got other business which he's yet to tell us.

It will be very low for someone of his calibre to date or kiss a Nigerian girl, frankly.

Kriss216:

Yes, they got enough money.

Let's use OP as a case study.

He owes a poultry farm, and I assume he's a landlord for him to rear fowls in his house. He's got other business which he's yet to tell us.

It will be very low for someone of his calibre to date or kiss a Nigerian girl, frankly.

Hahahahahaha! Funniest shit I have read today. I think I am interested. Do you know if he is single?

pocohantas:


Hahahahahaha! Funniest shit I have read today. I think I am interested. Do you know if he is single?

Swallow your pride and PM him.

Lalasticlala hwf na