Generalwoodz:
brother, I need work. Any help?

I will be on a lookout, if any show I will inform you bro.

Freddykrueger:
So last week i packed into a new apartment in the municipal part of calabar. The area is serene and lively plus it's filled with lots of women, baby mamas and single ladies.

My daily routine in my new environment has gotten me into lots of convo with these females wether it's the one who sells groceries to the Pos girl down the street. They know am new in the hood so they try to get close and all.

There's this thick body, onion booty, figure eight lady who's always on my case. She seems to stalk me anytime am in the area, wants to know who i mingle with, who's shop am patronising and all.

So i got attached to some guys in the area and they've been giving me hints on these ladies and their paroles. Especially my stalker whom they confirmed they noticed her attention towards me and also hinted me on the fact that she'll never stop unless i smash her.

Well, am single so smashing wouldn't be a problem but i also know I'll never approach her. So last night she took a bold step and visited our compound, plus she asked the security after me. Around 10pm i heard a knock on my door. I was fixing me some fast food for dinner and was quite surprised cause i wasn't expecting nobody.

When i got to the door and opened, i was surprised to see this lady at my doorstep. She greeted and asked to come in which i reluctantly obliged. So she steps in and i offer her a seat on the couch while i rush back into the kitchen to check up on my dinner. After cross checking, i got back to the parlour and ask what i could offer her, she said anything so i got a chill bottle of kalahari from the fridge and served her.

Then next i inquired why the visit and she just popped it out that she's im her new neighbor and she just felt like paying me a visit. In my mind i was like seriously? At this time of the night? She noticed the smirk on my face and tried to fake an "okay i think i should be going" kind of stance. I told her to wait let's have dinner and she was trying to cut it off while i insisted.

So we got down on the jollof rice and chicken while gisting and laughing to her weird jokes and teases. After the meal, she got up and took the dishes to the kitchen. I was still in the living room when she came back and got a full gulp of the kalahari. What happened next was unsuspecting. She got up, asked for the convenience, i gave her the direction to the room and she went. Like 3 minutes after she calls on me to please come over, i was thinking there's a problem so i rushed over. Mehn what i saw next was crazy.

This lady was in my bathroom under the shower and asked me to join her. Damn my dick wouldn't act like it's gone to tertiary institution and left with a bsc. I couldnt resist temptation and jumped in.

Long story short she stayed over and we had some bomb ass, tipsy sex. From one round to two to four am exhausted. Funny thing she said when leaving early this morning is, " I hope you're not like those guys that have their way and then leave, I'll be coming back to check up on you". In my mind I'm like "You think you're coming over again? Well not in my house" Am just stretched out on my bed. No strength to go jogging. I spent the whole energy jogging on her boobies and body all night. Am spassed out!!!

I must warn you before hand.

I know that town, been there many times for business and I know the women. I have paid women off my back just to have peace of mind even though I do not like sleeping with ladies who actually target a man. I have been asked out many times by ladies there.

You will soon see a woman moving in and telling you she is pregnant for you. They will show up without calling. I am not sure you know what area of the country you are. You think sex is anything there? You will be drained bro.

I will say, shut her off and act like you do not know her.

So many girls there are just going to compete on who takes you. That town? You have no idea.

Freddykrueger:

Cheaply u say? Am sure there's peeps here who're spending just to smash that ass. I got mine on a platter. Not cheap bro

You have no idea. She got you cheaply.

I have been there. Also be careful so you do not get kidnapped.

Billyonaire666:


You have no idea. She got you cheaply.

I have been there. Also be careful so you do not get kidnapped.

I be cally boy o, i no be jjc

Billyonaire666:


I must warn you before hand.

I know that town, been there many times for business and I know the women. I have paid women off my back just to have peace of mind even though I do not like sleeping with ladies who actually target a man. I have been asked out many times by ladies there.

You will soon see a woman moving in and telling you she is pregnant for you. They will show up without calling. I am not sure you know what area of the country you are. You think sex is anything there? You will be drained bro.

I will say, shut her off and act like you do not know her.

So many girls there are just going to compete on who takes you. That town? You have no idea.

Bro i understand your concern, but in this case, last night was d end of it. Such stories that touch d lungs won't appear here

Freddykrueger:

I be cally boy o, i no be jjc

If you are a Cally boy then why are you feigning ignorance on how loose your girls are?

Does not make sense to seek advise while in knowledge of your location in the local universe.

Xilsbridalhouse:
Lies!!!! From Fast food to kitchen to Jollof rice and chicken!


Be consistent next time.

Mtcheww!

ogkrakkid:

Bless u bro.

I sight u real nigga, leave that dude

Danzakidakura:
bro it all start from helping me to clean house because of workload to cooking even then if she see girls come my crib she won't mind. Till the day I touch, E sweet I go again and again.

Before you know it she don d h find my families contact to say hi. The day I say no demons from the hotter part of hell was unleash. I maintain my calm apologize we continue like nothing happened. Though I evacuate all weapons and shape object from my room a month later I disappear till today.

Hahaha bad guy. I relate. Me no dey stay one place o, b4 my rent expire i go don find new abode. I no be simp

Freddykrueger:

Rich guy. Life ain't serious like you take it. Stop fretting over nothing.

True Sha oo... But me nor go allow stranger come my place when it's past 10

Oga this your Tori no dey add up.....how did it go from "fast food" to "jollof rice and chicken" abi when did jollof and chicken turn to fast food for this Nigeria....well lemme mind my business,Sha be lieing anyhow content creator

Freddykrueger:

Cheaply u say? Am sure there's peeps here who're spending just to smash that ass. I got mine on a platter. Not cheap bro

Uncle is a lie ooo nobody is spending to smash the ass, those babes like sex she just gave you the welcome she's been giving to others and if you enjoyed it too then get ready because you will be getting different ones on daily basis... just be careful so won't poison your main chick because they could be very deadly when jealous

This guy Dey lie, you did all this under two weeks, got to know guys around and start asking them about babes han han

AutoChick4U:
So d fvck no sweet? You wicked man, why not allow her go when she wanted to?

Wicked ke? There was no going anywhere. She came on a mission n i let her get her groove on. I understand games women play. No bad feelings

Freddykrueger:

Wicked ke? There was no going anywhere. She came on a mission n i let her get her groove on. I understand games women play. No bad feelings

wehdone

Megatron77:
Uncle is a lie ooo nobody is spending to smash the ass, those babes like sex she just gave you the welcome she's been giving to others and if you enjoyed it too then get ready because you will be getting different ones on daily basis... just be careful so won't poison your main chick because they could be very deadly when jealous

Dude no be local gal i package o, she's in her 3rd yr linguistics in unical. Some babes don't knw hw to chill n let a nigga come for them. They believe they'll lose u especially if other gals show interest in u. This is what happened. As for the poison part she ain't coming over again. Lastnight was d last straw

jeph19:

True Sha oo... But me nor go allow stranger come my place when it's past 10

Bro i didn't expect it either. But i knew i was safe

AutoChick4U:
wehdone

You're pissed. Are u guys related?

Men are more cheaper than you think.

Dahunsipaul:
This guy Dey lie, you did all this under two weeks, got to know guys around and start asking them about babes han han

Guy am no introvert. If ure a real nigga u should knw dt d 1st thing u do wen in a new environment is to seek out d alpha male of ur hood. U get to know ur neighbors n fellow area hommies. I don't need to stay a month to get along with folks n yea, i just packed in last week tuesday

Freddykrueger:

You're pissed. Are u guys related?

Never visited calabar so NO

Magnanimous101:
Oga this your Tori no dey add up.....how did it go from "fast food" to "jollof rice and chicken" abi when did jollof and chicken turn to fast food for this Nigeria....well lemme mind my business,Sha be lieing anyhow content creator

I said i was preparing some fast food, my idea of the fast food was my home cooked jellof n fried chicken. How ur brain tries to assimilate n explain the word "fast-food" is totally up to you

Freddykrueger:

Guy am no introvert. If ure a real nigga u should knw dt d 1st thing u do wen in a new environment is to seek out d alpha male of ur hood. U get to know ur neighbors n fellow area hommies. I don't need to stay a month to get along with folks n yea, i just packed in last week tuesday

Within two weeks you don seek out guys in the area, seek out girl to lash Hmm nice one! I hail you

Freddykrueger:

I sight u real nigga, leave that dude

Once stayed at staff quarters all my malabite days..lots of story bro..lol.

Dahunsipaul:


Within two weeks you don seek out guys in the area, seek out girl to lash Hmm nice one! I hail you

because e never happen to you no mean say e no dey happen to other people

Freddykrueger:

Dude no be local gal i package o, she's in her 3rd yr linguistics in unical. Some babes don't knw hw to chill n let a nigga come for them. They believe they'll lose u especially if other gals show interest in u. This is what happened. As for the poison part she ain't coming over again. Lastnight was d last straw

Am not a dude and am in thesame school... had to breakup with my boyfriend because his greed, didn't take it serious at first because i thought it was just a fling untill the babe in question started threatening me, my guy had to leave his house because of her drama his regretting till date. so try not to be in his shoes

Don't be the guy who gets to commit to a bitcch who has been fuccked by other G's in your area. You won't be respected.

Generalwoodz:
because e never happen to you no mean say e no dey happen to other people

Ok na

Megatron77:
Am not a dude and am in thesame school... had to breakup with my boyfriend because his greed, didn't take it serious at first because i thought it was just a fling untill the babe in question started threatening me, my guy had to leave his house because of her drama his regretting till date. so try not to be in his shoes

Explain this story wella babe

I Sha hope you remember to use protective gadget

Freddykrueger:
So last week i packed into a new apartment in the municipal part of calabar. The area is serene and lively plus it's filled with lots of women, baby mamas and single ladies.

My daily routine in my new environment has gotten me into lots of convo with these females wether it's the one who sells groceries to the Pos girl down the street. They know am new in the hood so they try to get close and all.

There's this thick body, onion booty, figure eight lady who's always on my case. She seems to stalk me anytime am in the area, wants to know who i mingle with, who's shop am patronising and all.

So i got attached to some guys in the area and they've been giving me hints on these ladies and their paroles. Especially my stalker whom they confirmed they noticed her attention towards me and also hinted me on the fact that she'll never stop unless i smash her.

Well, am single so smashing wouldn't be a problem but i also know I'll never approach her. So last night she took a bold step and visited our compound, plus she asked the security after me. Around 10pm i heard a knock on my door. I was fixing me some fast food for dinner and was quite surprised cause i wasn't expecting nobody.

When i got to the door and opened, i was surprised to see this lady at my doorstep. She greeted and asked to come in which i reluctantly obliged. So she steps in and i offer her a seat on the couch while i rush back into the kitchen to check up on my dinner. After cross checking, i got back to the parlour and ask what i could offer her, she said anything so i got a chill bottle of kalahari from the fridge and served her.

Then next i inquired why the visit and she just popped it out that she's im her new neighbor and she just felt like paying me a visit. In my mind i was like seriously? At this time of the night? She noticed the smirk on my face and tried to fake an "okay i think i should be going" kind of stance. I told her to wait let's have dinner and she was trying to cut it off while i insisted.

So we got down on the jollof rice and chicken while gisting and laughing to her weird jokes and teases. After the meal, she got up and took the dishes to the kitchen. I was still in the living room when she came back and got a full gulp of the kalahari. What happened next was unsuspecting. She got up, asked for the convenience, i gave her the direction to the room and she went. Like 3 minutes after she calls on me to please come over, i was thinking there's a problem so i rushed over. Mehn what i saw next was crazy.

This lady was in my bathroom under the shower and asked me to join her. Damn my dick wouldn't act like it's gone to tertiary institution and left with a bsc. I couldnt resist temptation and jumped in.

Long story short she stayed over and we had some bomb ass, tipsy sex. From one round to two to four am exhausted. Funny thing she said when leaving early this morning is, " I hope you're not like those guys that have their way and then leave, I'll be coming back to check up on you". In my mind I'm like "You think you're coming over again? Well not in my house" Am just stretched out on my bed. No strength to go jogging. I spent the whole energy jogging on her boobies and body all night. Am spassed out!!!

Despite all you have been hearing about STDs and the spiritual repercussion of having se.x with stranger, you went ahead to sleep with someone you barely know and you are proud of yourself?

Guy, wake up! Come to God and be saved. Use your energy to serve God. That pays more.

Dahunsipaul:


Explain this story wella babe

Hmmm bossman the tory long oooo and i don't want to bring back memories