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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:04pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:

Are u not a Yoruba? Please what is developed about Osun, Ekiti and Oyo state? Can you compare those states with Kaduna, kano etc. People dey talk, brown roofians dey open mouth. Smh!
parasite, same brown roofs you mentioned can't be compared with your stinking region. We don't have almajiri here dude. We're educated. Those brown roofs are there to preserve our civilization dated back to pre-nigeria era. What's the purchasing power of kano city compare to Ibadan city?

Your region loves one Nigeria and that's because it's the only thing sustaining your retrogress lifestyles. Next time you want to disgrace yourself, don't dare compare light and darkness. No southerner can strap a bomb vest and blow himself up because of 72 virgins in heaven. Only an uneducated Hausa and fulani could try that. Quota system gave you the wit to open a southerner forum, spewing trash upon trash to defend your backwardness.

Nairaland belongs to a southerner. Tell us what a northerner created. Oh sorry, almajirism abhors innovation and growth.

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by techWriter2: 5:04pm On Jul 11, 2021
moll Have you eaten some vegetation tomorrow
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by donbachi(m): 5:06pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:



We must always come abroad to see what your people are doing.

You have your land in the south, why cant you replicate those success there.

Or is it buhari stopping the state and local government from working??
port harcourt city local government secretariate and dat of obio/Akpor.is finer and bigger than ur state government house,rumuokwuta girls college is bigger than ur state owned university, mile 1 market is finer and bigger than all the narkets in ur state put together.ph has over 30k private primary and secondary schools and the only 20 in ur state is owned by southerners.dangote trucks in ph is more than 5k cos we buys his cements and only 20 in ur state.check where all the biscuites, chewing gums, sweets,can/bottle drinks factories all sited in south and the few sited in ur state are owned by southerners.in every streets in ph, u must see more tgan 5 duplexes and ur state can only boast of few built by southerners.in rivers state, there is no company, school, estate and duplex owned by a northerner...u dey nairaland dey run ur mouth.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Most of you will never get it.

Using yahoo yahoo as the yardstick of internet literacy in the south is another reason why your skylines will never be achieved.

Universities is a center of learning not a center of doing yahoo yahoo and prostitution, this menace has already infected all southern universities even the private ones and it will be the downfall of southern education systems and economic, that is because the youths who are supposed to control southern economics, were busy doing yahoo yahoo in their universities days thus making them lack the skills to build a career in the southern economy.


You all criticize the north of reducing test scores, yes this is basically in the north, that is to fast track education and make Northerners not left behind, many Northerners are catching up, thanks to lot of state scholarship schemes that will help them finish their education and get ready for a career in the northern civil services

I'd rather live in a region infested with Yahoo boys than maniacal Islamic fundamentalists and terrorists.

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:07pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Restructuring agenda started from a southern government, who even organized a comfam and didn't follow through, now you are blaming the north for not reconstructing the country.

The unifying language of the north is Hausa, the dominating culture is Hausa, most tribes in the north are minorities and cant compete with hausa because they are the majority.

In the south, it is a different game, there is no unifying language, each region speaks different languages and they are large with huge populations trying to dorminate each other.

As for your quota system accusations, the essence of quota system is to allow all region participate in government, if there was no quota system, many tribes wont be in government.

Because of quota system, for any employment, each states will be given quotas, so that nobody will feel left Behind. I believe you don't understand quota systems that is why you think it is a northern agenda.
Yes that quota system has brought stable electricity to Nigeria since 1960 dominated by the north. Quota system brought real developments to the north. Guy, you don't deserve my attention anymore. Free oil money will soon stop and let's see where that keqde you and your ilks.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Sammy07: 5:07pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Write your opinion down.

No, tell me the measurements and indices for development

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:

Let us debate about Osun, Oyo and Ekiti states. Are they more developed than the north?
Which of the north? What development indices are we using? Education, commerce?
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by IGBOSON1: 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2021
HellAnus:
OP, Have you eaten some grass today?

Could you stop posting the pic of that traumatised human being! It’s in bad taste!

Don’t sink to the level of these bigoted and hateful animals!

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by unbitchable(m): 5:09pm On Jul 11, 2021
Gbagura:
We don't need scholarships. An average southerner loves education and know it's importance. Scholarships in the north is to persuade your youths to go to school. Nobody has to beg you to go to school in the south cos we already know its usefulness.
Bro, we need scholarship as much as our capital capacity is concerned.
Gej was progressing with the PRESSID scholarship program until nepotistic backward thinking Buhari cancelled the program because it exposed the low mental capacity of the northerns.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jul 11, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
I'm not talking of Kanuris o, or are you telling me Hausas all over Lagos state are from North Eastern states of Borno, Adamawa, Yola etc?

There are people involve in mechanised farming in the south too, though is not as much as those in some Northern states, and I give it to the North in terms of Agriculture.

Except from Agriculture, the North has nothing on the south. There is poverty in Southern Nigeria, just the way there are people living in poverty in the USA, UK etc. But the numbers of people living in poverty is far far above those in the South. I've been to some North West state, except for Kaduna and Kano, there is nothing in the rest.

The top 5 richest state in Nigeria are all from the south. In the top ten list, the North has only 2 states to that of the South 8.

If the North and South is to be an independent country today, Northern Nigeria will be ranked as one of the most poorest and destabilise country in the world. In just under a year, the Government might start begging for international help grin The North will be in the league of Niger, Chad, Somalia and Mali in Africa.

Go and make a little research why Northern and Southern protectorate were merge.

See guy, there is no competition in this at all, the South is far better than the North. Shey nah Entertainment we wan talk abi nah sport?

Most of the people that claim are from the north in the south aren't from Nigeria, they are mostly niger, chad or from mali.

Most hausas in the south are your typical onion seller, bdc exchangers, tomatoes and vegetables sellers.

The point of argument isn't whether the north is more developed than the south, the point of argument is whether the south is developed.

We agree that we are not developed but is the south developed??

Can southern standard of living be comparable to other nations.

Is there high tech in the south even with all the numbers of degrees in the south.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:

Are u not a Yoruba? Please what is developed about Osun, Ekiti and Oyo state? Can you compare those states with Kaduna, kano etc. People dey talk, brown roofians dey open mouth. Smh!
Support fiscal fedelism. Why are you scared of fiscal fedelism? Must we be tied down by your archaic ideological behaviors?



North is backward, full stop. Free oil money brought arrogance hence your arrant trash.

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2021
Sammy07:


No, tell me the measurements and indices for development

The argument here isn't whether the north is more developed than the south.

The point i was making is simple, if the south claim they are developed, why is standard of living not improving, why is their no innovation, no high tech, nothing comparable with any developed society.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by theTranslator: 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:

Are u not a Yoruba? Please what is developed about Osun, Ekiti and Oyo state? Can you compare those states with Kaduna, kano etc. People dey talk, brown roofians dey open mouth. Smh!
Comparing our worst states to your best? cheesy
Why can't you compare Oyo to Zamfara?
Or Osun to Bornu? cheesy

People dey talk quota system too dey chuck mouth grin grin

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by unbitchable(m): 5:13pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:
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Yes, let us compare Osun, Oyo and Ekiti states with Northern states like Kaduna, Kano etc
Do you know that Kano has the highest number of beggers and almajiri in West Africa?

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by AroleOduduwa2: 5:14pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Most of the people that claim are from the north in the south aren't from Nigeria, they are mostly niger, chad or from mali.

Most hausas in the south are your typical onion seller, bdc exchangers, tomatoes and vegetables sellers.

The point of argument isn't whether the north is more developed than the south, the point of argument is whether the south is developed.

We agree that we are not developed but is the south developed??

Can southern standard of living be comparable to other nations.

Is there high tech in the south even with all the numbers of degrees in the south.

What is your definition of development? As far as I am concerned Lagos alone is far developed than the whole northern Nigeria, Lagos IGP is enough to sustain the economy of the SW. in terms of infrastructure, access to information and basic necessities SW is far developed than the whole northern Nigeria.

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 11, 2021
Gbagura:
Yes that quota system has brought stable electricity to Nigeria since 1960 dominated by the north. Quota system brought real developments to the north. Guy, you don't deserve my attention anymore. Free oil money will soon stop and let's see where that keqde you and your ilks.

Quoata system is only applicable to government employment and political positions.

You don't understand what is the meaning of quota system.

All the road networks and all the infrastructures were all bult by the military government, now we are in the civilian government, and a southern government have been in power for almost 14 years, what have they show for it?
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by gentiles(m): 5:16pm On Jul 11, 2021
Gbagura:
Support fiscal fedelism. Why are you scared of fiscal fedelism? Must we be tied down by your archaic ideological behaviors?



North is backward, full stop. Free oil money brought arrogance hence your arrant trash.
Yes, North is backward, but south west apart from lagos and Ondo states are far more backward than the north. Without oyel money, Osun and Oyo states will starve to death. Truth is bitter. FYI, I am yoruba
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by unbitchable(m): 5:16pm On Jul 11, 2021
theTranslator:

Comparing our worst states to your best? cheesy
Why can't you compare Oyo to Zamfara?
Or Osun to Bornu? cheesy

People dey talk quota system too dey chuck mouth grin grin
Why must sensible people compare Kano. Aside Lagos, Kano get the largest share of FG allocation yet boasts the highest number of beggers in West Africa.

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:17pm On Jul 11, 2021
AroleOduduwa2:


What is your definition of development? As far as I am concerned Lagos alone is far developed than the whole northern Nigeria, Lagos IGP is enough to sustain the economy of the SW. in terms of infrastructure, access to information and basic necessities SW is far developed than the whole northern Nigeria.

Nobody argues that...

The point is simple is the south developed, is lagos for instance developed, is the road network standard, is their a organized system of transportation, is their organised housing system, how is the standard of living of lagos, can it be compared to another developed city in africa maybe like capetown or Johannesburg.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by AroleOduduwa2: 5:17pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Quoata system is only applicable to government employment and political positions.

You don't understand what is the meaning of quota system.

All the road networks and all the infrastructures were all bult by the military government, now we are in the civilian government, and a southern government have been in power for almost 14 years, what have they show for it?

It’s very hard to run when you have someone holding you back, northern Nigeria is holding everyone back, let’s restructure or go away separate ways then we can determine who is more developed or not. The system is in your favor, this is why you guys have the highest amount of federal project like roads leading to nowhere. Tell me how many companies are based in the north despite the road network? They avoid you guys because they know you’re backward and underdeveloped. Even your business moguls bring their businesses to the South because they are guaranteed a return to their investment and this can only happen in a working economy

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by AfonjaConehead: 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
It is hilarious when people in the south think they are developed grin or maybe they have changed the meaning of development, some of them even have the delusion that the north is the one holding them down. Like how

Maybe according to southerners, development means having lot of degrees, because i am still trying to see what these degrees have been translated to, like did it translate to higher standard of living in the South or high tech manufacturing or organized systems of doing things.

Isn't it funny that the south claim they are developed yet, they amount to one of the highest number of people using the northern borders to travel to libya en route spain or using our international airport to canada, how can you claim you are developed yet run away from your "developed" cities and " sophisticated way of life" to another country.

I am still trying to see what is developed in the south. Still checking.

Know this thing, it takes 20 years to train a generation, the north have learnt their lesson and have started focusing on education, In 20 years, the north will leave the south behind, do you know the amount of local and international scholarships northern state governments are giving to their students, while universities in the south are busy graduating yahoo boys with degrees, Northerners are sending students abroad to learn engineering, agriculture and other sciences which will be useful for northern development in the future, south universities are infested with yahoo boys and runs girls, even the southern politicans are not concerned.

Goodluck to Southern development but i am still looking for the so called southern development.



"...southerners pass thru northern borders when traveling to Libya.."

That's your main basis of your arguement!!!!

A Mallam will always be a mallam

grin grin grin

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by gentiles(m): 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2021
Gbagura:
parasite, same brown roofs you mentioned can't be compared with your stinking region. We don't have almajiri here dude. We're educated. Those brown roofs are there to preserve our civilization dated back to pre-nigeria era. What's the purchasing power of kano city compare to Ibadan city?

Your region loves one Nigeria and that's because it's the only thing sustaining your retrogress lifestyles. Next time you want to disgrace yourself, don't dare compare light and darkness. No southerner can strap a bomb vest and blow himself up because of 72 virgins in heaven. Only an uneducated Hausa and fulani could try that. Quota system gave you the wit to open a southerner forum, spewing trash upon trash to defend your backwardness.

Nairaland belongs to a southerner. Tell us what a northerner created. Oh sorry, almajirism abhors innovation and growth.
You don't have almajiri in yorubaland? Are u kidding me? All those Area Boys, omo onile, one million boys etc are south west version of almajiris.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:

Yes, North is backward, but south west apart from lagos and Ondo states are far more backward than the north. Without oyel money, Osun and Oyo states will starve to death. Truth is bitter. FYI, I am yoruba

Even where the oil is, with the 13% oil revenue they get from every sales of oil, are they developed.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jul 11, 2021
AroleOduduwa2:


It’s very hard to run when you have someone holding you back, northern Nigeria is holding everyone back, let’s restructure or go away separate ways then we can determine who is more developed or not. The system is in your favor, this is why you guys have the highest amount of federal project like roads leading to nowhere.

Northern Nigeria isnt holding anybody back.

You have your state governors and local governments Chairmen, they in the north have theirs, so how are they holding the south back.

The question should be has the south ever been developed??
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 11, 2021
AfonjaConehead:


"...southerners pass thru northern borders when traveling to Libya.."

That's your main basis of your arguement!!!!

A Mallam will always be a mallam

grin grin grin

If the south is developed as they claim then southerners wont be running away from Nigeria.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Amaechi2023(m): 5:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
HedwigesMaduro:


You guys can also start a seccession bid and divide Nigeria to test these theses. I know dem no born you guys reach that level. You guys are worse than Niger f**king Republic without the south.
Oga if it was possible for me I'll do it multiple times.
I'm sure we ain't begging anyone to stay in Nigeria with us.
if the southerners wants to leave us its very easy not this online media backwash deceitful protests.
your leaders are the ones ass licking us not we. if they are that rich they won't ass lick us all in the name of presidency.
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Oracleforce: 5:24pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
It is hilarious when people in the south think they are developed grin or maybe they have changed the meaning of development, some of them even have the delusion that the north is the one holding them down. Like how

Maybe according to southerners, development means having lot of degrees, because i am still trying to see what these degrees have been translated to, like did it translate to higher standard of living in the South or high tech manufacturing or organized systems of doing things.

Isn't it funny that the south claim they are developed yet, they amount to one of the highest number of people using the northern borders to travel to libya en route spain or using our international airport to canada, how can you claim you are developed yet run away from your "developed" cities and " sophisticated way of life" to another country.

I am still trying to see what is developed in the south. Still checking.

Know this thing, it takes 20 years to train a generation, the north have learnt their lesson and have started focusing on education, In 20 years, the north will leave the south behind, do you know the amount of local and international scholarships northern state governments are giving to their students, while universities in the south are busy graduating yahoo boys with degrees, Northerners are sending students abroad to learn engineering, agriculture and other sciences which will be useful for northern development in the future, south universities are infested with yahoo boys and runs girls, even the southern politicans are not concerned.

Goodluck to Southern development but i am still looking for the so called southern development.




See his English composition like the Myetti Allah type...
We are not quarreling with the northern. all we are just demanding for " Mumudu" to give a go-ahead for a referendum .....

You and your people are nothing but a parasite to the southerners...I dare you northern leader to choose a self-determination path...Somalia will be better of than your accursed territory...

Tueh...dirty people with dirty and wicked mentality...
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:24pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Most of the people that claim are from the north in the south aren't from Nigeria, they are mostly niger, chad or from mali.

Most hausas in the south are your typical onion seller, bdc exchangers, tomatoes and vegetables sellers.

The point of argument isn't whether the north is more developed than the south, the point of argument is whether the south is developed.

We agree that we are not developed but is the south developed??

Can southern standard of living be comparable to other nations.

Is there high tech in the south even with all the numbers of degrees in the south.
Paystack, flutterwave, iroko tv, nairaland, kuda, etc are some of brainchild of the southerners. Those are just a tiny piece of what south has been building over the years. Mention just 3 of anything techy north has built with wider currency?

Ogun state is the most industrialized state in Nigeria with the highest number of higher institutions. Aba and onitsha markets dominate in the entire west Africa. Our ports and airports bring fortunes to this cesspit. Lagos is the entertainment capital of Africa. North is a darkness

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:25pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:

Yes, North is backward, but south west apart from lagos and Ondo states are far more backward than the north. Without oyel money, Osun and Oyo states will starve to death. Truth is bitter. FYI, I am yoruba
And the oil money comes from the north àbi? What happens in the south stays in south. You're sick!
Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Quoata system is only applicable to government employment and political positions.

You don't understand what is the meaning of quota system.

All the road networks and all the infrastructures were all bult by the military government, now we are in the civilian government, and a southern government have been in power for almost 14 years, what have they show for it?
Those military govt were southerners? Don't engage me again ok

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by Gbagura: 5:28pm On Jul 11, 2021
gentiles:

You don't have almajiri in yorubaland? Are u kidding me? All those Area Boys, omo onile, one million boys etc are south west version of almajiris.
An average Area Boy has SSCE. He plans his future by investing in his kids from the proceeds of his thuggery. Does almajiri plans for their future? Do they even have a future? Stop quoting me ok

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Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by tamdun: 5:28pm On Jul 11, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Lets be logical here, cut of mark in anambra is 138 while in zamfara is 2, that means lot of northern students will be admitted in zamfara schools while in Anambra, lot of south east students who dont meet the requirements will be exempted.

Lets be realistic, nothing still changes, both places are still less developed just that the northern student has an advantage to move up the schooling system unlike the south Eastern student, at the end, the zamfara student gets a state scholarship to further his education in the state university while the Anambra student is left behind due to lack of support.
So u don't care about the iq of the people u admit to your sch? U just dey mock ya self with dis statement

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