If you go to a lady's house, your female friend, gf, sister, etc., and you she offers you a cucumber, will you be comfortable enough to accept it and eat it?
We all know what they usually use those cucumbers to do. So what would you do?

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Should I eat the one below that was offered to me by a female friend? It even looks like a dick , Chai!
So what would you do if a lady offers you a cucumber at her place?
Lalasticlala, what would you do?

I no fit o, make something wey bad no go touch me

I should eat poison??

Why won't I ? Don't see any reason why I should accept a cucumber offered by a lady na

If you could eat a vagina
What's wrong with eating , fruit that was dipped in it . ... ... It's like dipping French fries in mayo ...deliciouso

OkuFaba:
I should eat poison??

Really?
Will it kill me?

If you're a head giver then definitely u should...
I can never try that. I'd rather eat my fingernails

I don't eat cucumber and lord knows I can never give head

Not all ladies use cucumber.

Corrupt minds everywhere

Divoc19:
Not all ladies use cucumber.

Corrupt minds everywhere

Almost all ladies uses cucumber....Abeg speak for yourself....Thnx

What is the difference between "Not all" and "Almost all"?

slimman007:


Almost all ladies uses cucumber....Abeg speak for yourself....Thnx

Divoc19:
What is the difference between "Not all" and "Almost all"?

Okay let me say All Nigerian ladies uses cucumber,hope this explain it more

It looks like a cucumber, and not nothing else.. eat it and know peace.

Chief Generali-zer, I am a Nigerian lady. I've never used cucumber or any object and will not use any in future.

slimman007:


Okay let me say All Nigerian ladies uses cucumber,hope this explain it more

Divoc19:
Chief Generali-zer, I am a Nigerian lady. I've never used cucumber or any object and will not use any in future.

I hear you,can you also denial that you don't watch porn movies as a lady.Nigerian ladies are into it but denial publicly....

How is watching porn a crime?

I only know it has addictive tendencies.

Probably, you have been meeting liars all along. That is still not enough to generalize

slimman007:

I hear you,can you also denial that you don't watch porn movies as a lady.Nigerian ladies are into it but denial publicly....

Divoc19:
How is watching porn a crime?

I only know it has addictive tendencies.

Well I never said watching porn movies is a crime,is just that most ladies tends to pretend about it whereas in their closest they watch..

I am a female and I watch porn.

I used to be addicted some years back, that made me to stop watching it completely for another few years until a friend told me the benefits and then I started watching occasionally last year.

slimman007:


Well I never said watching porn movies is a crime,is just that most ladies tends to pretend about it whereas in their closest they watch..

Divoc19:
I am a female and I watch porn.

I used to be addicted some years back, that made me to stop watching it completely for another few years until a friend told me the benefits and then I started watching occasionally last year.

Thanks for being truthful and open about this issue which most ladies indulge in their closest but denial openly as if it is only the men that indulges in it.Thnx once again

Most guys pretend not to like nasty girls.

Most ladies pretend to be good.

slimman007:


Thanks for being truthful and open about this issue which most ladies indulge in their closest but denial openly as if it is only the men that indulges in it.Thnx once again

I bet you 99.9% of guys that marry good girls are not happy with their marriages

Divoc19:

Most guys pretend not to like nasty girls.

Most ladies pretend to be good.

See dear,not that guys don't like nasty ladies in bedroom is the fear of the lady to remain faithful to them is the bowl of contention.if the ladies can be faithful alone to the men they date I don't think any issues will arise

I now understand better.

So the fear is for their faithfulness and loyalty.

I can bet not all women know this.

slimman007:


See dear,not that guys don't like nasty ladies in bedroom is the fear of the lady to remain faithful to them is the bone of contention.if the ladies can be faithful alone to the men they date I don't think any issues will arise

Divoc19:
I now understand better.

So the fear is for their faithfulness and loyalty.

I can bet not all women know this.

Dear,you can only speak for yourself but I can bet you that most women knows about this that men loves their women to be nasty in bed for them only...But the question is will the women be faithful and loyal to their men alone..

slimman007:


See dear,not that guys don't like nasty ladies in bedroom is the fear of the lady to remain faithful to them is the bowl of contention.if the ladies can be faithful alone to the men they date I don't think any issues will arise

Damn Niggar!!!
Shouldn't have let it out man

Divoc19:
I bet you 99.9% of guys that marry good girls are not happy with their marriages

Good ladies don't like sex and we men want it anywhere and nasty

Divoc19:
I am a female and I watch porn.

I used to be addicted some years back, that made me to stop watching it completely for another few years until a friend told me the benefits and then I started watching occasionally last year.

Them don come again o, what is the benefit in watching porn? U said u were once addicted to watching porn, and at same time u said u have never used anything to masturbate? I really doubt u cos all porn addicts masturbate.

What is the benefit in watching porn?
I can't spill it here.
Too many young minds on Nairaland these days.

U said u were once addicted to watching porn, and at same time u said u have never used anything to masturbate?
Yes.

I really doubt u cos all porn addicts masturbate.
Porn addicts are different from people who just watch it occasionally

Juliusmalema2:

Them don come again o, what is the benefit in watching porn? U said u were once addicted to watching porn, and at same time u said u have never used anything to masturbate? I really doubt u cos all porn addicts masturbate.

Divoc19:
I am a female and I watch porn.

I used to be addicted some years back, that made me to stop watching it completely for another few years until a friend told me the benefits and then I started watching occasionally last year.

Abi no be u talk this one? U just said u were addicted some years back, meaning u must have masturbated at least then.

Are we talking about cucumber or masturbating?

Juliusmalema2:

Abi no be u talk this one? U just said u were addicted some years back, meaning u must have masturbated at least then.