Blackbishop:




Even if I want to your wife is an Angel and she doesn't deserve....... .

Blackbishop:


And can you pls mention names and time and the customer you recommended.
And for your car, how I wish you could have waited?

And for been upset bro where do you get that from?
I remember I still talk to you as recent as May, so I stopped working for you as far back as January so where is the hate coming from?

I so much respect the woman behind you that I try as much as possible to warn you from making people around you pay for your nonchalant and egoistic behaviour. Now people that don't even worth your time floor you here and you think am ready for kid's play. Bro wish you could see beyond my stuff and try to sit up and grow up to be the bigger man.

I don't hate I just ignore people that I know I will waste my time on.
How can a customer you claim to refer come to me and be telling me YouTube repair? Since YouTube don show am why waste my time to repair. He can as well get the tools and repair the shit by himself.

That brings me to the advice Gazzuzz gave me which I will always cherish bro.

Bro I don't hate you, you are part of my history and I will always respect that. Even if I want to your wife is an Angel and she doesn't deserve some bullshit I read here about her.

BAZ001:


Thank you for this info my fellow lazy driver, I will hit this street straight away. Dropped car at car wash and saw a Corolla, hmmmm I pity the partner/owner cos the water inside the car is more than the water outside the car wash

Well guy man said rent money most complete wit no stories.

I don laugh tire.

radautoworks:
I don't understand why that would piss you off. When I ask that it's to know where to come and meet you...

donfortune48:
It's going to be bloody here today.

Please stay off if you have abject fear of blood.

BAZ001:


Thank you for this info my fellow lazy driver, I will hit this street straight away. Dropped car at car wash and saw a Corolla, hmmmm I pity the partner/owner cos the water inside the car is more than the water outside the car wash

Well guy man said rent money most complete wit no stories.

I don laugh tire.

IFSHR:
To all those comrades that sacrificed their car to flood yesterday...so that we can enjoy the scarcity today as every where stew....god is your strength....it will rain heavily on Wednesday/Thursday again, kindly prepare your car Boat for battle....

Signed

Lazy drivers forum

pope191:


Baz001 u get problem, I just comot to work, drivers on Indriver r unapologetic fools, even me say trip of 3650 to phase 1 to Berger, I think twice and like this is wrong. 1hr 21 min's going through the wrong route, lagos ibadan express road is blocked and some drivers r still rushing trip. I may just avoid island today and gently be going to magodo and surulere jeje.

flexxyworld:


That’s not true. Many riders wants driver to even come pick them up from their bedroom if possible. Regardless! A salutations at least, it’s not too much. moreover you can even be sure where the driver is on your gps. Some riders will even ask ‘please what’s the color of your car’ despite bolt giving them all the driver and car information. Courtesy is important. Most riders mistake Uber drivers for their personal drivers. So it’s possible to piss him off

Pearl1910:
Gang

Blackbishop:


Lol.....
Is that the best bro.....

But am proud of what I do and still working to progress.... Next time ask what you need to type to deliver a punchline.
Bro here is not going to stop my branding neither will your negative manners stop it.

Mr. Andrew as much I want this banter. I love the forum to remain one piece. So I won't give you that attention today may some other time.

Felicity0001:


At the bolded... Thank you sir!

A driver is at the security post and you as a rider expecting him/her yet you won't even call to give that convenience and when the driver calls you start asking irrelevant questions like what's your name? For heaven sake, didn't you see the name or the color of my car on your app?? Its so annoying.

Little wonder one told pearl1910 he was driving a different car. Just imagine the unremorseful stupidity.

Yes I know I'm a fucking uber driver the moment I turn on my app to accept request but that shouldn't make you disrespect me as a person like I've no value whatsoever, as a matter if fact you should know your life is in the hands of that man behind the wheel while on that trip so you don't wanna do anything to make him feel inferior or angry else some psycho can just drive you into something you never bargain for.

izzou:
Felicity0001, you're up.

2k subscription if you can tell me where this is.

You have only one chance



Tip: It's located in Lagos

Extra tip: It's among areas drivers don't like to go to

BAZ001:


Baba I dey run as fast as possible to go far from elephant fight. I don’t want any blood stain or punch touching me.

Everybody run oooh

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InfinityEstates:
@Davit et al, any tips on how to dry a flooded car without sunshine?

BAZ001:


Thank you for this info my fellow lazy driver, I will hit this street straight away. Dropped car at car wash and saw a Corolla, hmmmm I pity the partner/owner cos the water inside the car is more than the water outside the car wash

Well guy man said rent money most complete wit no stories.

I don laugh tire.

Lol this guy na Idiot I swear. He has never for once serious In his life.....

kanuisagoat:


I dey my house. Water enter motor yesterday and e never dry finish.

I was going to even ask those who have more knowledge on cars. Is something fundamentally wrong with our corolla cars? I ask because when I was using Honda, water never enters my car no matter the level of flood.

This is the second time I'm experiencing it with a corolla.

Blackbishop:


And can you pls mention names and time and the customer you recommended.
And for your car, how I wish you could have waited?

And for been upset bro where do you get that from?
I remember I still talk to you as recent as May, so I stopped working for you as far back as January so where is the hate coming from?

I so much respect the woman behind you that I try as much as possible to warn you from making people around you pay for your nonchalant and egoistic behaviour. Now people that don't even worth your time floor you here and you think am ready for kid's play. Bro wish you could see beyond my stuff and try to sit up and grow up to be the bigger man.

I don't hate I just ignore people that I know I will waste my time on.
How can a customer you claim to refer come to me and be telling me YouTube repair? Since YouTube don show am why waste my time to repair. He can as well get the tools and repair the shit by himself.

That brings me to the advice Gazzuzz gave me which I will always cherish bro.

Bro I don't hate you, you are part of my history and I will always respect that. Even if I want to your wife is an Angel and she doesn't deserve some bullshit I read here about her.

nickvanilla:


The level of disrespect I have seen from some riders is just something else. I know we don't talk about it often here but it is so baffling. I don't even understand the mentality behind it. A driver is just a service provider as everyone else and deserves some courtesy at the least. Honestly if not for ratings, I don't think it would be that bad.

drmikeadams:
Mbok make una leave gbagada man ansa me

nickvanilla:
Nigerians have this mentality that once you are an Uber driver, it is either;

1) You didn't graduate from school or,
2) You graduated but never got a lucrative job
3) You had no other option but to borrow,rent a car and drive like a miser around Lagos.

I won't lie, before I started driving on bolt I used to think like that. In fact, if the car wasn't flashy I would never imagine that the rider owned the car.

I don't even want to go into some details but you see some of these riders, don't be surprised if they do not have up to one-tenth of the money in your account balance. Some people just like to dey overdo themselves.

This morning I was talking to a colleague and he said one day when the Uber driver he took was trying to confirm his transfer, he saw over two million naira in his account balance and he was like, "na me wey no get up to 300k for account dey balance for owner's side?". He was shocked.

I know people who own businesses, landed properties in Lagos and drive Uber. Many of them are here. Some people just do it to kill boredom. [i]Some dey use am gather money for other plans. I don too talk sef. Make people continue to dey mumu themselves. [/I]

Felicity0001:


Bro please can no beg you for just one thing? Please for the sake of that angelic woman kindly stop replying this guy. Pls!!! We all know what his problem is... Ego/American man. Even the white American is very humble so stop wasting your time engaging him.

Everybody that worked for him both dead and alive are bad we all know that so let's leave him... Very soon he'll have to bring in expertrate from America to driver his 03 civic in Lagos and repair his cars as well since Nigerians are not up to his standard.

Rubbish!!

drmikeadams:
Mbok make una leave gbagada man ansa me

Felicity0001:


Bro please can no beg you for just one thing? Please for the sake of that angelic woman kindly stop replying this guy. Pls!!! We all know what his problem is... Ego/American man. Even the white American is very humble so stop wasting your time engaging him.

Everybody that worked for him both dead and alive are bad we all know that so let's leave him... Very soon he'll have to bring in expertrate from America to driver his 03 civic in Lagos and repair his cars as well since Nigerians are not up to his standard.

Rubbish!!

Felicity0001:


What Honda did you use b4?

My worst experience with flood was when I used the EOD and the Civic... First a date I'll hardly forget was 8n the dedication of my son, it rained cat and dog that Sunday morning and my white horse drifted to a dish and tje car flooded that I'd to abandon it there till the water came down... Car wash boys did justice to it by giving it a 4days constant drying and cleaning... My carpet become new afterwards

The blue civic, drove through a flooded road one night in surulere along that itere side or there about... Water entered the car well... I used towel to dry it myself... It took 2/3 days with opening of doors... I didn't work all those days.

The week police arrested me in Ikeja and took me to Area F(yet to share that experience), on that Saturday morning it poured... Along akilo rd tje water got even to my bonet but no drop of water entered my car at all... This car is Corolla 08.

Yesterday I believe because I was static at a point s9 little water entered my car especially the side behind the driver's seat then flooded towards the driver's side a little... Same corolla 08

So maybe your Corolla is old and rust everywhere like your godfather

melviniyke2002:
lol....u dey vex ooooo

BAZ001:


You no dey forget something

Gbagada man is always fight ready, likes to throw punch anyhow, instead of him to focus on his fighter don’t know what concerns drivers in this fight...

I ve not experienced this before but seems you need to update your app.

Felicity0001:


Bro na serious work o... You'll need DIY, use the had brush you use for washing of you tires... The wooden side to drag the water towards ine side then use a towel to suck the water out... This can take you 2/3days to get a dried carpet.

Pkele!

Me self water entered my car yesterday along Herbert McCollony Way yesterday but it wasn't too much though.

The last time I had such serious experience it took about 4days b4 my car dried properly.

BAZ001:



Loud it Baba

Let me help you echo it

All of you hiding information on how to net 200k,
All of you asking for money to give information
All of you asking for age, lesbian/ gay, state of origin
All of you asking for 100k deposit before you rent car to drivers that can’t feed.
Should I stop ?
All of you forming silent readers but won’t drop useful info, and keep saying we derailing the thread.

Pearl1910 is calling on you to **** ####