Crimpsy:

That girl no like U,

Na because u dey wear NYSC Clothe, na why she reason your matter

Yes, I wore the NYSC underwear. But I still missed the pusy. And one can't tell if that's how she bleeps customers.

Okay lemme drop mine now when I was in secondary school I had this girl crush was kinda my girlfriend we started dating immediate waec started so fast forward to when we wrote our last paper and we were celebrating with crude oil sand and dirty water
So I poured her dirty water and sand mostly so it was that bad that she decided to take her bath in school cause she was living far from school and it was getting late almost everyone in school had gone home just remaining few people, so this girl asked me if I wanted to bath with her and funny enough I obliged cause I didn't want trouble to fall out but she insisted that I should at least help her wash her back,meh young mind like me ah no gree

Omo na now I de see wetin I miss that day God that girl carry mad ass and bwess that men do stop on the road to look at when we do go home

Crimpsy:
For all the moral Lesson the guy pass,
Na Only big Yansh U see

Of all the comments on this thread, How come you're attracted to the only comment about yansh?

This thread funny die

danietohbadt:



Of all the comments on this thread,
How come you're attracted to the only comment about yansh?

Is your comment that attracted my eye to Yansh

YomiOlofin:


Yes, I wore the NYSC underwear. But I still missed the pusy. And one can't tell if that's how she bleeps customers.

Thank your God u no bleep am

U no say na that type of girls, Men dey rush(big Yash&light skin)

You know wetin u for collect in exchange if u bleep am!!!

Benki003:
Okay lemme drop mine now when I was in secondary school I had this girl crush was kinda my girlfriend we started dating immediate waec started so fast forward to when we wrote our last paper and we were celebrating with crude oil sand and dirty water
So I poured her dirty water and sand mostly so it was that bad that she decided to take her bath in school cause she was living far from school and it was getting late almost everyone in school had gone home just remaining few people, so this girl asked me if I wanted to bath with her and funny enough I obliged cause I didn't want trouble to fall out but she insisted that I should at least help her wash her back,meh young mind like me ah no gree

Omo na now I de see wetin I miss that day God that girl carry mad ass and bwess that men do stop on the road to look at when we do go home

By telling you she wanted to bath in sch, was Indirect way to say she wanted to bleep u, at least that would serve as send forth party for u, but you missed and missed forever.

Crimpsy:
Is your comment that attracted my eye to Yansh

Lol

YomiOlofin:
It was my first time of lodging in a hotel.

I came home from NYSC state but wanted to see a female friend in a nearby town before going home. My intention was just to check the girl in her family house without inviting her for anything in the hotel.

When I got to the hotel, the female receptionist followed me to the room to show me the room. I noticed she didn't want to leave on time as if she knew me somewhere before. I had told her I would be there for two days, but I left the following morning when she went out on an errand. She called me in the afternoon that she was told I had checked out. I said yes and asked if there was any problem. She said she would like to chat with me. We switched to Whatsapp.

She said didn't I notice that she didn't want to leave me on time while showing me the room. I said I didn't. She said she knew I had never been to a hotel and that she knew my heart and hand are very clean and that made her fell in love with me instantly. She said she was afraid and would have tried kissing me and damn the consequence of labelling her a ho.e. I told her I was far away and would see her later. I made a move a year later but she was no longer interested.

Omo, na like dt I missed big yansh fair complexioned girl wey no use bleaching cream because I hate bleaching girls die.

Fake story.

Fiscus105:



By telling you she wanted to bath in sch, was Indirect way to say she wanted to bleep u, at least that would service send forth party for u, but you missed and missed forever.

Funny enough I didn't get to go to the send forth I travelled and she didn't come cause I wasn't there but worst thing is that we are now enemies

I met an extremely handsome guy, the attraction was like intact electrical shock . I went to meet a senior friend to help me with my work and he was there in the office .

Na so our eyes jam , he melted my soul. I rarely get attracted to guys but this guys ehn, maybe he used juju

He moved to my town for a short business trip , would be going back to base after he’s done . He walked up to me and my heart was just beating , actually I was praying he should . We spoke but he didn’t take my number. I was angry (first time to be angry a guy didn’t take my number)

Well, he took my number from a friend and we became really closed buddies , chatted all day, both on calls and all that. He came to visit me at home , with just a hug ... I melted more . The attraction was like a magnet . He got me chocolates, lots of gifts. Awwwww ( reminiscing)

He tried severally to make me pay him a visit but I never did. He stayed alone , so the possibility of us getting intimate with all the attraction going on was pretty high.

I don’t know why I refused to go see him till date but maybe it was cos I was afraid he would travel and not come back , didn’t wanna be emotionally too attached. Finally he left . Haven’t seen him for years but he still keeps in touch with me till now.

He has travelled out of the country, mehnn I miss him a lot . Very funny guy. We still talk via phone calls till today.

I miss him a lot .

omoseth:



Well, I agreed to your assertion cz I've done it before but it wasn't funny cz you could see the disappointment written all over her face after seriously putting her in the mood. She was just staring at me naked on the bed. To add salt to injury, na me come carry her standup, wear her clothes. No single regrets till this day.

What made you act that way? Don't you love her?

I have many sex opportunities but this is the only fresh one in mind. Before my final year first semester exams,I sat closer to a friend of mine in class and he was going through his viewed whatsapp status and I got to see a beautiful girl picture. I asked him to share her number to me in which he did why the guy was chatting with the girl I saw a messaging when he asked my course mate if he hadn't told me that they both had sex.... After two weeks of chatting,I told her sweet talks and naughty talks... After three months, she called me that she would love to visit me because her class was cancelled. She came over, we had dirty talks and smooching. she allowed me to touch her boobs and ass. But, I was so dull. She left my hostel with disappointment because I fid chat naughty with her, after five days she blocked on whatsapp.

oneolajire:
I share testimonies of God's faithfulness.

He didn't create me for illicit sex. I chose to live in obedience to him for his glory.

Give your life to Jesus and rule over the devil. Stop living in fornication and adultery.

He rescued my son from mental attack a year ago after I prayed seriously and stopped the devil from attacking my one year old boy (now two years old). He is still in perfect health till tomorrow.

hallelujah

Vinnie2000:



Ahhh..
Finally, A Girl Joins us here..

But Why did you not Visit him and Have d goddamn sexx?
Why did you not Allow our Guy to Enjoy some sweetness?

Dats how of my Babes is acting now..
Refuses to Visit, saying she is Afraid of 9 months Contract ..

Don't know Why you Ladies will have a Cool, Handsome Guy as a Friend or Boyfriend..
Instead of Giving him d Coochie, you do all sorts of 'Unnecessary Yanga'

@the end, you give the Coochie to random or Undeserving guys such as Landlords,Agberos, Boss in the office, Choir masters, etc.

Hope ur Case is not like dis?

Don’t make me angry o ... oga lawyer wey sabi case well well . I have the right to keep myself if I want to .

And you wonder why girls don’t want to share their stories, it’s cos of mumu talk like this.

Ginaz:


Don’t make me angry o ... oga lawyer wey sabi case well well . I have the right to keep myself if I want to .

And you wonder why girls don’t want to share their stories, it’s cos of mumu talk like this.

Leave mumu a sex starved who couldn't have any story to share but resulted to share his close friend experience. I think he is angry because girls don't use to go down with him and using the opportunity to transfer his own sex starved personal aggression on you.

Etinosa1234:
This was early last year... So I'm this type of guy that was unlucky with girls... After class one day, this girl just wanted to follow me home.. mumu me then said that she should carry her friend along with her while I took my friend along with me.. The discussion on the way to my home was interesting but I didn't get the code that this girl was already getting h*rny for me.. and I nor come sabi game or redpill then.. my head was just vibes and insha Allah

When we got home, she and her friend wanted me to cook indomie for them as it was quicker... While in the kitchen, this girl was touching me and I was replying in a way that meant violence..

So after eating, while I was Discussing with my friend and her friend, she laid on the bed and then dragged me to join her..

My head just turn around

When I lay down with her, this girl raised up her bra and allowed me to Press her breasts.. Omo.. I couldn't believe my hands .. I was touching my coursemate's breast. This same Girl once snubbed me when I came for 100lvl clearance in 2018.

Then she unzipped her trousers and allowed me finger her... I was lost in the world of fantasy.. I Jus dey finger this gal till she started making silent moans and told me to stop..

Then she just got up, called her friend and left

Note that while this was going on, my friend and her friend was still around and were seeing us and I didn't care

I was even expecting my friend to take her friend out of the room as normal guy code.. but that one nor just wise at all..

Then we had a sports festival in our school so they told all the students to go on an holiday for two months.. This girl called again that she wants to come to my side again but I refused because I wanted to go back to Lagos quickly.... This thing pained the gal well and she deleted my number

Anytime I remember this, e dey pain me well well because now the girl nor dey too talk to me again .... And the last time I asked her to come to my side, she refused to come...

See free fvck without billing wey I go throwey

Any time I dey see her big boobs for class, I go just dey cry because I nor see the full package.. na only touch I touch in limited time

UNIBEN student I hail ooo

Ginaz:


Don’t make me angry o ... oga lawyer wey sabi case well well . I have the right to keep myself if I want to .

And you wonder why girls don’t want to share their stories, it’s cos of mumu talk like this.

Lol..
This Babe, You are Funny though..
Wat have I said that you are getting Upset like dis?
From what you yourself posted, you said You still Miss him..
It means You wished U got into a proper Relationship and Fvccked!!..
If You guys got intimate n fvckked like 30x, you wouldn't be Missing him like you are doing., Really!!..
If you like Deny this, not my Concern..
Bye for now!..

Fiscus105:


Leave mumu a sex starved who couldn't have any story to share but resulted to share his close friend experience. I think he is angry because girls don't use to go down with him and using the opportunity to transfer his own sex starved personal aggression on you.

See the Way u carry Woman matter for Head like Dandruff?
U turned to her Lawyer under 2 secs,abi?

You like/have Feelings for a Guy, you rigmarole or do 'merry go round' with him..
Later, he Leaves..You start to Regret!!..
Does it make good sense?

My own post, I don't have..
So I posted my Guy own to contribute to the OP's Thread..
Is it a bad thing?
So Plz, Reason things properly before Getting Charged up..
But If It's some Punny you are aiming at here, would understand though..

bigCassava:
Mine was my friends neighbor. Came to visit my friend but he was not around. so I saw his neighbor in front of her own apartment putting on a wrapper and she said I can wait in her apartment that he will soon come back. I accepted and stayed their for 30minutes until my friend came back then I left.. Only to hear from people that she assumed that I was a gay and not romantic.. I didn't regret it!

Share yours

May be you will be in prison now for rape

Vinnie2000:



See the Way u carry Woman matter for Head like Dandruff?
U turned to her Lawyer under 2 secs,abi?

You like/have Feelings for a Guy, you rigmarole or do 'merry go round' with him..
Later, he Leaves..You start to Regret!!..
Does it make good sense?

My own post, I don't have..
So I posted my Guy own to contribute to the OP's Thread..
Is it a bad thing?
So Plz, Reason things properly before Getting Charged up..
But If It's some Punny you are aiming at here, would understand though..

Though urchins like you don't deserve reply but.........u want to compare norma Human being to sex starved dog like you, I'm very sure you can walk from one state to another to look at color of pant of ladies you met on faceless forum.

Work hard on urself to attract women, coming here to transfer aggression of ur inability to sleep with woman won't do you good.

Once again woman chooses whoever she wants........
Bye

Vinnie2000:



Ahhh..
Finally, A Girl Joins us here..

But Why did you not Visit him and Have d goddamn sexx?
Why did you not Allow our Guy to Enjoy some sweetness?

Dats how of my Babes is acting now..
Refuses to Visit, saying she is Afraid of 9 months Contract ..

Don't know Why you Ladies will have a Cool, Handsome Guy as a Friend or Boyfriend..
Instead of Giving him d Coochie, you do all sorts of 'Unnecessary Yanga'

@the end, you give the Coochie to random or Undeserving guys such as Landlords,Agberos, Boss in the office, Choir masters, etc.

Hope ur Case is not like dis?

childish mumu

Less than a week ago
First time a lady would be sleeping over in my room.

Girl with big backside o, and it's very obvious she's got something for me but conscience and shyness no go fit allow me do anything
Well, we stay in the same building and she's still got about 7 more months to tempt me

anochuko01:
Less than a week ago
First time a lady would be sleeping over in my room.

Girl with big backside o, and it's very obvious she's got something for me but conscience and shyness no go fit allow me do anything
Well, we stay in the same building and she's still got about 7 more months to tempt me

At bolded shows you are still a leaner.

Why did she come to sleep in ur hood? If it was filmsy excuse and if she is not dating anyone who is ur friend or family, you supposed to have scattered the hole

If by error another guy enters her heart before you, you may miss chance to dig the hole for life.

"Thou the bolded indicated you are still a leaner" nervertheless ..............Make a hay while the sun shine.

I've been so looking forward to this kinda thread

Lemme go back and read

Modified: I'm done reading
I've had close to a thousand missed chances and they are fvcking painful to remember

Regretted mine a lot.

It was my neighbours. Two fine sisters living together.

I have always liked the younger one since the day I moved into the compound but she no de give me face.

During vacation when everybody don go house, me and this girl come de very close.

We became so close to the extent she was cooking for me despite others mocking her. She will say she can't believe she cooks for me willingly even when she won't cook for her bf even when he begs her.

She comes over in the night and first thing in the morning with her see-through night gown ( I mean I can see everything underneath that gown).

The reason I didn't make a move then was confidence. I had a sexual encounter with a girl in which my lil nigga no gree rise.

I became quite sensitive about it and couldn't imagine that happening with this girl. Naso I no do anything o.

Now that I think of it, Viagra would have given my confidence a boast bt at that time, I thought it was quite expensive to buy. Anyways, I'm now more confident but I still regret it without doing it with her.

She got married recently. So na no-go area be that now. The girl too fine ah swear.

Penguin2:
I still regret it a lot

Babe called me in the morning of that day that she was coming to my house that afternoon from school. We’ve always fantasized, on phone, how our make out would be the day it finally happens.

Then when afternoon came, I tried calling her but her number no go. (Sometimes I think I didn’t even call her at all. Shit is now jumbled in my head).

Then by 4pm of that day, I prepared and left for my own school in a neighboring state some 70km away.

Was just alighting from the bus when I had gotten to the neighboring state around 7pm, this babe called me to come pick her that she was in my area.

Guys! I froze. How could I have done this to myself? There was nothing I was going to do in school o. In fact I don’t think I even attended lectures for the next three weeks sef. So why did I rush to travel?

I had no option than to tell her I had traveled because I felt she wasn’t coming again. Then she asked me, “why did you not call me? I already told you I was coming. Where will I sleep now? I can’t go back home”.

Chai! See toe toe that was brought to me on a platter na him I just lose. And this babe fine and young. About 18.

There’s nothing I did not think... should I jump on the next available bus back to her some 70km away? Should I move on? Was it my guardian angel that waved the toe toe over me to save me from the corollary of it happening?

Long story short, I told her to find her way as I was now far away. She did.

But that was how what would have been an intense sexual relationship died a stillbirth.

Up till today, I never nyash that girl. And every subsequent effort has continually hit the rocks.

I still regret not having that wild girl till this day

sorry man I know how you feel ....... seriously I do

bigCassava:
Mine was my friends neighbor. Came to visit my friend but he was not around. so I saw his neighbor in front of her own apartment putting on a wrapper and she said I can wait in her apartment that he will soon come back. I accepted and stayed their for 30minutes until my friend came back then I left.. Only to hear from people that she assumed that I was a gay and not romantic.. I didn't regret it!

Share yours

*****
Lol...mine has happened twice..

Back in Nysc, I had this Muslim female friend (Absolutely stunning young lady) that travelled to come see me on my Birthday..

Time ran so fast that, she had to sleep over..things led to another and we started making out.

Time reach to truly fornicate now, she said, if we had sex, we can no longer be friends...

I just weak...lol...But her friendship (at that time, was more important to me tho)...

2nd time, was my previous colleague at work..

We do this thing together where we go chill at different hotels once in a while..Experience Luxury lifestyles as much as we can

When Time reach again to "Sin" small, she said, if we had sex, she wouldn't be able to face me at the office again.

Heavy Wahala...lool...

"I partially regret the first one tho"... Mainly because, she was wayyy tooo fine & just walking with her by your side on the streets causes heads to turn...

Fiscus105:


At bolded shows you are still a les

Why did she come to sleep in ur hood? If it was filmsy excuse and if she is not dating anyone who is ur friend or family, you supposed to have scattered the hole

If by error another guy enters her heart before you, you may miss chance to dig the hole for life.

"Thou the bolded indicated you are still a leaner" nervertheless ..............Make a hay while the sun shine.

I'm not ashamed of being a learner, and that was why I stated the fact that it's my first time of having a lady spend the night

But it'll massive efforts from her if anything is ever gonna happen between us because left to me, I'll rather not want anything so intimate