TheUndercover:
Ask yourself these questions:

- What if I disappear, will they look for me?

- If I decide to go offline, will people notice?

- If people don't get reminded of my birthday, will they celebrate me?

- If I become bedridden due to illness for number of days or months, who will stay by my side?

- If I'm in the darkest part of my life, who will show me the light?

- If death comes knocking, what will be my deepest regret?

Sooner or later, you'll realise who really matters, who never did or who always will.

TheUndercover:
Ask yourself these questions:

- What if I disappear, will they look for me?

- If I decide to go offline, will people notice?

- If people don't get reminded of my birthday, will they celebrate me?

- If I become bedridden due to illness for number of days or months, who will stay by my side?

- When I'm gone, what will people remember me for?

- If I'm in the darkest part of my life, who will show me the light?

- If death comes knocking, what will be my deepest regret?

Sooner or later, you'll realise who really matters, who never did and who always will.

TheUndercover:
Cheating in an exam is a high risk high reward strategy. If you get successful with it, you will easily scale through difficulties most people find writing the same exam without wasting of time. But if you get caught, the consequences are also greater.

If you cheat and pass, you'll be rewarded, if you study and fail, you'll be punished.

Limassol:
Being a silent reader, i felt the need to commend the amazing job you are doing here. Thanks.

TheUndercover:
If you're student, appear to agree with whatever your lecturer says, and your grades will magically improve.

If your lecturer teaches you a particular method in class, and you find out you can use another method in solving what he taught you, do not use your alternative method. Do not outshine him. While some lecturers might be intrigued by your intelligence, most might find it offensive.

If you know a particular topic/subject more than your lecturer, remain silent about it. Alternatively, if you're having a difficulty with a particular course, if possible, become close with the lecturer, charm him or be a representative to his course, and he will find it difficult to fail you.

TheUndercover:
Alpha Male, Beta Male, Bad Boy, Nice Guy:

When they say "women love bad guys", they don't mean the guys that smokes, drinks, does drugs and some other damaging acts, they meant guys that knows how to speak the feminine language and also use it to their own advantage.

They know how to cause pain, pleasure, excitement, emotional rollercoaster etcetera. They know how to leave an imprint on the girl's brain, mind and body, this is why a girl that was jilted by this kind of guy finds it very hard to move on. These are the guys women spend on and break rules for. They know how to keep the girls on their toes. Some dark triad men exhibit this behavior, this makes the girls unwilling to leave even if he does some things that annoys them, in their minds, they wouldn't want another girl have a taste of what they're enjoying.

You don't need to dress or make an hairstyle in a way just to show you're a bad guy, in fact, if you can dress responsibly and play this type of game, you'll attract lot of girls than the other way because some girls might not want to be with a guy that doesn't dress well or look responsible.

TheUndercover:
If you've spent a significant amount of time with a particular company i.e. some number of years, and you've neither been promoted nor gotten an increase in salary, then it's time to change your place of work or consider starting your own business.

TheUndercover:
Ask yourself these questions:

- What if I disappear, will they look for me?

- If I decide to go offline, will people notice?

- If people don't get reminded of my birthday, will they celebrate me?

- If I become bedridden due to illness for number of days or months, who will stay by my side?

- When I'm gone, what will people remember me for?

- If I'm in the darkest part of my life, who will show me the light?

- If death comes knocking, what will be my deepest regret?

Sooner or later, you'll realise what/who really matters, who never did and who always will.

Reex12:
am laughing so hard rn,so my parents forgot to wish me happy birthday this year,bcus I didn't send them money the previous month but wished my sister(a student)merriment bcus she sent ordinary 10k since last year o.. I need to evaluate my crew

TheUndercover:

Let me share something with you guys.

When I was in college, a guy was awarded the best graduating student in my set and also won a scholarship. This guy was very good at cheating. Normally, he was brilliant too and he could easily defend himself if such situation arises, this made pulling this type of trick off easy for him. People will never believe someone like him cheats.

Well the D-Day came and guess what? He was given the scholarship, so what happened? Remember, most winners don't play fair, they hide their edge and maintain the illusion of fairness. Even Life itself is not fair. You have to break some rules where possible, if you decide to play it fair each time, you'll realise you'll keep walking in circles.

If you check the top richest men, they didn't play it fair all the time. There were some times they broke rules. They only tell you what you want to hear. The strategy or tactics used will forever remain hidden. If you are heading to the top, you'll meet different type of cunning people.

The guy took the risk and it paid off, and he was rewarded. If he had been caught or he failed, he would have been severely punished and also have his reputation damaged.

So I guess the hidden message behind this post is clear enough.

Dliquidmetal:
nobody loves you if it ain't beneficial as a man,only women,lil children and dogs have that luxury not a man. Bitter but true.

Reex12:
you are right brother,being a man is always not easy

TheUndercover:
Cheating in an exam is a high risk high reward strategy. If you get successful with it, you will easily scale through difficulties most people find writing the same exam without wasting of time. But if you get caught, the consequences are also greater.

If you cheat and pass, you'll be rewarded, if you study and fail, you'll be punished.

Reex12:
am laughing so hard rn,so my parents forgot to wish me happy birthday this year,bcus I didn't send them money the previous month but wished my sister(a student)merriment bcus she sent ordinary 10k since last year o.. I need to evaluate my crew

Faber:


I am a master here. All through my days in school from Nursery 1 to SS3 my lowest position was the 3rd position. I developed a trick early enough and mastered that trick. On a normal I am intelligent and can defend myself anytime any day. But my worst subject is mathematics. But I developed a trick that helped me scale through till the end...

No 1.
I will make sure I score very high marks in my favorite subjects like French, Economics,
English language, Geography, Agriculture, CRS, Igbo Language, History, etc. I will make sure I get nothing but 90-100% in these aforementioned subjects. And all the teachers in the aforementioned subjects I made friends with them. My mom showers them with gifts during PTA meetings. Already I have established myself during class lessons as a brilliant guy. If I score 90% to 100% in like 8 subjects...I will manage to score 50 or even below in Mathematics. The news will be flying that I scored 40 in maths, my closest rivals who scored 90 and 80 will be jumping up and down. I will use my total score in french alone to trash that their high scores in Mathematics In the 2nd term of 2006, I scored 25 marks out of 100 in Mathematics and still took the 1st Position, although I escaped by the whiskers

No 2.
I developed a trick around mathematics. During the summative test which is usually 40marks or 30 marks before mid term break. I will study mathematics day and night cos the lessons are not much. I will use mnemonics to memories the formulas. I will end up scoring 35 or 38 out of 40 marks . Am done with mathematics for the term. I will focus on other subjects during the end term exams. On the day of mathematics or two days before I will begin to show sins of illness. On the day of mathematics I will fall sick and the dean of studies will grant me permission to stay away from the exams... I will even vomit in exam hall The mathematics teacher will use my score in the summative test to derive my score for the end term exams. I will end up scoring 90 in the total score...no be my fault na. You no see say I took ill during the exams.. with this score in Mathematics 1st position is guaranteed.

No 3 trick.
I try to do my best and score high marks in the first lap of the term when the lessons are not much...that's during the summative tests. During the exams I will prepare well. Any subject that I read the questions in the end term examination and discovered the questions are damn difficult. Omo I will switch to a total different handwriting and write rubbish. I will be serious writing rubbish while smiling...my fellow students will think I found the questions quite easy and that am coasting to victory already. I will not write my name on the answer sheet, even my number I will not write, even date. At the end I will submit my answer sheet at the rush hour. Finally the subject teacher will invite me that my script is missing...I will raise alarm that they want to rig the results. I will go to the dean and launch a report that they have misplaced my script to rig me out. The dean will ask the teacher to prepare a separate exam for me...which will be much easier and in some cases they will use my score in the summative tests and derive my score in the end term exams. Boom I don land 1st position or 2nd again

No 4.
Instead of copying notes Up and down I resorted to photocopying notes. I attended a boarding school. I will get the notes of my friends and give it to the school driver who photocopies them for me in the town, during Siesta. Then once he is back ..I will return ur note to you. Teachers usually drop their lesson notes with the class prefect. I will beg him to give it to me to copy during Siesta, that I will help him write it on the board during afternoon prep or night prep. The teacher will always mark where to stop. I will photocopy everything damn thing in the lesson notes. I will read and study ahead. I will spend most of my time in the library where I hide these photocopied notes and I study them at odd hours. With this am always ahead.

I was made class prefect many times
Library Prefect
Academic Prefect
Senior Prefect

Before you say I was beating dullards, I used these trick in 3 different schools, all boarding schools. With super intelligent boys in my class and we were not less than 90 students in a class, but I maintained 1st to 3rd position in all of them. Today I belong to Old boys Associations in all these 3 different schools in two different states. All my class mates each time we come around always hail me as the most intelligent during their time. They tell their girlfriends and wives. "You cannot beat this guy while we were in school"

My advice to you is this: Cut corners to reach the top. And make sure you cut corners as fair as possible in order not to be caught. Abi you no see as Sergio Ramos break Mohammed Salah hand which made Real Madrid win UCL some seasons back...

Below is one of my school leaving testimonials

Yxxx:


Like how many years?

TheUndercover:

This is nothing but the truth brother. Most of them have the government and forces working on their behalf i.e. Aliko Dangote. He found a way to maneuver himself to get his business monopolised in order to eliminate possible competitors. I repeat, life is not fair.

TheUndercover:
@Faber, you're a fvcking Machiavellian.