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I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 7:44am On Aug 05, 2021
Good morning
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by efficiencie(m): 7:49am On Aug 05, 2021
Tirinng:
I chose to write this at this time of the night because there will be few people online and before they start insulting me it'll be morning.
I can write all my life story to show the reason for this my post but people that won't believe still won't believe, so let me just safe myself the stress and I don't want sympathizing, I have accepted my faith.
I have to pay a loan of 30,000 in August 17. I have seen many people get insulted when they beg for help but I am not begging. I want to have a one night stand with anyone, whether male or female for the 30,000. Benefit is that I am a virgin, location is Lagos but I will travel anywhere. Thank you.
At the end of the day helping to raise the money isn't an issue but trust is...with 30 people contributing a paltry 1000 naira the money will be raised but no one would like to give money to anyone on a faceless forum for a purpose that could entirely different from what we see here...If trust is cleared, it is easy to plead with friends to drop 1k if they can and before you know what us you may raise even more than 30k. However I think you can stoop low enough to raise the 30k without going so low as to sell your virginity to raise 30k. You can walk to neighboring buildings and ask to clean their compounds for a small fee. You can visit neighbors and ask to do their laundry for a small fee. You can walk to a provision store and ask to help them market their product for a small fee. You would not have exhausted options like these before you find mercy...but accepting to destroy your life, which is worth more than 30 quadrillion dollars, in exchange for 30 thousand naira is what I call "demon logic" ...I am not saying you are a demon or you are possessed by one but you are most certainly, unwittingly, listening to one and this is the logic they whisper into the ears of the gullible before their final demise... be wise!

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Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by bewla(m): 7:52am On Aug 05, 2021
You are right

But I won't insult you only read from your view
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 1:43am On Aug 06, 2021
I chose to write this at this time of the night because there will be few people online and before they start insulting me it'll be morning.
I can write all my life story to show the reason for this my post but people that won't believe still won't believe, so let me just safe myself the stress and I don't want sympathizing, I have accepted my faith.
I have to pay a loan of 30,000 in August 17. I have seen many people get insulted when they beg for help but I am not begging. I want to have a one night stand with anyone, whether male or female for the 30,000. Benefit is that I am a virgin, location is Lagos but I will travel anywhere. Thank you.
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by laurenwhite(f): 1:57am On Aug 06, 2021
There is a path that seems right to a man but the end thereof is destruction
I would advise you that's not the right path to take, please don't
What is you get the money but in return get infected and the cash wont be able to treat you, it won't even be of value to you again.
Think twice

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Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by daddytime(m): 2:47am On Aug 06, 2021
Tirinng:
I chose to write this at this time of the night because there will be few people online and before they start insulting me it'll be morning.
I can write all my life story to show the reason for this my post but people that won't believe still won't believe, so let me just safe myself the stress and I don't want sympathizing, I have accepted my faith.
I have to pay a loan of 30,000 in August 17. I have seen many people get insulted when they beg for help but I am not begging. I want to have a one night stand with anyone, whether male or female for the 30,000. Benefit is that I am a virgin, location is Lagos but I will travel anywhere. Thank you.

I won't pretend or assume to understand how it truly sits with you for you to reach this drastic decision.

But I'll advise; please, do have a rethink and keep holding on.

Because just when you are often at the verge of your victory, it only gets tougher before it finally gets better.

At the end of it all, you might not be alive to regret this open advert and invite to ritualists about your virginity and availability.

Be strong, please.

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Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by ahnie: 5:29am On Aug 06, 2021
Mehn I admire your courage.you just came out blunt like gbos gbas.

I'm certain that before the aforementioned date,help is going to come your way.

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Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 10:30am On Aug 06, 2021
Thank you everyone for advicing me.This is the last solution.I am an indoor person,I don't know how to meet any runz girl,I will have asked her to connect me with a man. That is why I posted here.I pray we don't have problems that will be more than our power.I try to sell my phone but they said it is only 5000 they can buy it because it is a very old phone.I don't have anything to sell again except my body.

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Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 07, 2021
Good morning. Happy weekend. Please consider my offer
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by annayawchee: 2:04pm On Aug 07, 2021
So where is your location
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 4:59pm On Aug 07, 2021
annayawchee:
So where is your location

Lagos sir
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by chrisawi: 6:23pm On Aug 07, 2021
Tirinng:


Lagos sir



Call me let chat 07061826242
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by bigjackass: 7:14pm On Aug 07, 2021
Tirinng:
Good morning. Happy weekend. Please consider my offer
hmmm... don't know how you will do it but just make sure you don't get duped and have sex without getting paid or getting less than the 30k you requested
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 10:23am On Aug 09, 2021
bigjackass:
hmmm... don't know how you will do it but just make sure you don't get duped and have sex without getting paid or getting less than the 30k you requested

Good morning.thanks for the advice.
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by jahsharon: 4:23pm On Aug 09, 2021
Tirinng:
I chose to write this at this time of the night because there will be few people online and before they start insulting me it'll be morning.
I can write all my life story to show the reason for this my post but people that won't believe still won't believe, so let me just safe myself the stress and I don't want sympathizing, I have accepted my faith.
I have to pay a loan of 30,000 in August 17. I have seen many people get insulted when they beg for help but I am not begging. I want to have a one night stand with anyone, whether male or female for the 30,000. Benefit is that I am a virgin, location is Lagos but I will travel anywhere. Thank you.

Your Angel is on the way. You won't have to sell your body for money. If you can keep yourself till today, then you will keep yourself till your Angel gets to you.

Even if you want to go ahead and do it, you will not get anyone to go unto it with you because your Angel will get to you soon.

But, promise that you will come back to Nairaland to give testimony about how you meet your Angel. Our LORD never sleeps not slumber.
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by JohnnyPalmer: 5:09pm On Aug 09, 2021
So you want to lose your virginity for 30k?

I don't want to call you a fool

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure this is coded begging

You will get help on this forum

You will get more than the 30k

I'm pretty sure you are already being contacted

Is your story true? That's the question on my mind
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by kaboninc(m): 5:51pm On Aug 09, 2021
Tirinng:
I chose to write this at this time of the night because there will be few people online and before they start insulting me it'll be morning.
I can write all my life story to show the reason for this my post but people that won't believe still won't believe, so let me just safe myself the stress and I don't want sympathizing, I have accepted my faith.
I have to pay a loan of 30,000 in August 17. I have seen many people get insulted when they beg for help but I am not begging. I want to have a one night stand with anyone, whether male or female for the 30,000. Benefit is that I am a virgin, location is Lagos but I will travel anywhere. Thank you.

Hmmmm....hard to believe
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by MrDigitalVentur: 7:28pm On Aug 09, 2021
How old are you?

Am very sure a christian and loving brother would not want you to do this
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 9:24am On Aug 10, 2021
JohnnyPalmer:
So you want to lose your virginity for 30k?

I don't want to call you a fool

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure this is coded begging

You will get help on this forum

You will get more than the 30k

I'm pretty sure you are already being contacted

Is your story true? That's the question on my mind
Is because of people like you that I did not beg.Nobody has send me any money because I am not begging for it.please don't say what you don't know.
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 9:26am On Aug 10, 2021
kaboninc:


Hmmmm....hard to believe
That is your own problem o.did you ask me to come to your house and I refused?did I beg you for money?if you don't want what I am offering, please leave
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 9:27am On Aug 10, 2021
jahsharon:


Your Angel is on the way. You won't have to sell your body for money. If you can keep yourself till today, then you will keep yourself till your Angel gets to you.

Even if you want to go ahead and do it, you will not get anyone to go unto it with you because your Angel will get to you soon.

But, promise that you will come back to Nairaland to give testimony about how you meet your Angel. Our LORD never sleeps not slumber.
Thank you sir.but I don't want anybody to dash me money.i want to work for it
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 10, 2021
If you beg for money, they will say it is a lie. if you do not beg,they will still say it is a lie.
Human beings
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 10, 2021
MrDigitalVentur:
How old are you?


Am very sure a christian and loving brother would not want you to do this
20 years.who is the Christian Brother?
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by pessotto(m): 10:30am On Aug 10, 2021
laurenwhite:
There is a path that seems right to a man but the end thereof is destruction
I would advise you that's not the right path to take, please don't
What is you get the money but in return get infected and the cash wont be able to treat you, it won't even be of value to you again.
Think twice

Sis,

All you need is 30 people who will give you 1K each.
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 11:03am On Aug 10, 2021
pessotto:


Sis,

All you need is 30 people who will give you 1K each.
No please.i don't want
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by MrDigitalVentur: 6:45pm On Aug 10, 2021
Tirinng:
20 years.who is the Christian Brother?
Contact the number
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 8:24pm On Aug 10, 2021
7 days more
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by CHoccolaTE: 8:55pm On Aug 10, 2021
So no family at all at all to ask maybe 2 or three people who can contribute?

30k is just too small for virginity that is if this thread is for real and not coded begging
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by jahsharon: 9:05pm On Aug 10, 2021
Tirinng:

Thank you sir.but I don't want anybody to dash me money.i want to work for it

Your Angel is not coming to give you money, instead he is coming to show you how to make money and help you to make money so that you will start giving people money.

I am not religious, but I have seen Angels turn people's life around at unexpected moments.

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Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by jahsharon: 9:06pm On Aug 10, 2021
Tirinng:
7 days more

Your Angel is on the way, I have no doubt whatsoever.
Re: I Am 90% Sure You Will Want To Insult Me After Reading This by Nobody: 9:14pm On Aug 10, 2021
CHoccolaTE:
So no family at all at all to ask maybe 2 or three people who can contribute?

30k is just too small for virginity that is if this thread is for real and not coded begging

It is just me and my sister and brother.i am the first born.no parents and no family

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