Though funny, but I don tire to dey read this story.

ahnie:

My son's name is chisom.my daughters name is Zino.
My husband is an igbo man.
His mum is Delta igbo
His Dad is from anambra state.

Your husband's mum is Delta Igbo and his Dad is Anambra Igbo.

That's the correct way of writing it.

Once you include Delta Igbo then add the state Igbo on everyother one.

Mtcheeeew

ahnie:

My son's name is chisom.my daughters name is Zino.
My husband is an igbo man.
His mum is Delta igbo
His Dad is from anambra state.

continue the story biko

Her writing style is really good. That's what's being encouraged.

About the typos and all, she begged us to forgive her from the start.

So relax and enjoy the story.

If she wasn't good, you'd have stopped reading long ago.

haybhi1:
Well, not a bad gist.
It's just surprising how people are telling the OP her writing style is good and exceptional. Whether because she's a female, though.

This one wey full of typo everywhere, na logic just dey help me grasp wetin she imply. OP even say na DELSU na one of best school for world, maddo... Improve your English writing, abeg - that's just an admonition, though.

Well, S/0 to Ogaga. Y'all should allow the boy to express himself freely, abeg, as far as he isn't causing any havoc. If some of us hadn't been silenced during childhood, who knows where our outspokenness, boldness, and lively demeanor might have taken us in entertainment or other fields today.

ahnie:
My kids banged on the gate loudly screaming the name of their dad...my husband who was enjoying his plate of jellof rice that he bought out quickly rushed to open the gate.

Ogaga greeted him in pigin linqua...he responded and led them inside the house.
Ogaga settled in immediately as warri no dhey carry last.he was even telling chisom not to chance him or they die here.

He has been with us a week today,mehn is not an easy sontin.its an experience worth experiencing.
But boy came with extra 6 stomachs as he can consume food like a leaking cylinder.

Ever since I noticed his huge appetite...as thief no fit dagbo thief,what I do firstly is to give the three of them lots of water to drink first before feeding them.

He hates putting on pants,he says big boiz don't do pants,but boxers.he has this habitss of stowing away dresses he has wore.

He's fun to be with as he's a very lovely kid...I was speaking with my mum some days ago and he quickly told my mum and I quote**maa'le no reason me again o...I don kak for here o,no body fit root me commot for here.

O boy, this your cousin na confirm area. Him wafi language wan kill me. I love warri guys bcoz I schooled with them for UniBen, they no dey carry last

SirMichael1:
Though funny, but I don tire to dey read this story.

your frustration no be here oo

Chigold101:

Your husband's mum is Delta Igbo and his Dad is Anambra Igbo.

That's the correct way of writing it.

Once you include Delta Igbo then add the state Igbo on everyother one.

Mtcheeeew

Did you drink bitter leaf water this morning?

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Imustnottalk:
your frustration no be here oo

Lol. Too much of excitement is boring jor. I read three parts and I'm bored already. Surely, it takes more than just excitement to keep me.

Besides, her errors are killing me!

iezeiyida:

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ahnie:
Anyways I just pleaded with her,bid my kids bye then left for the motor park....reasons why I left,cox I needed to back back and hustle for more funds to send to my mum to cater for my kids(my nephew included.

I arrived asaba safely..funny enough my fare was catered for by a good samaritan.when I arrived home I was badly Drenched by the rain and I met our sitting room flooded with the sitting room rug badly Drenched.

I changed my clothes,fixed the mess then strolled to the kitchen to have a bite...oh fortunately for me,I met the remnants of rice and beans porridge cooked by my husband....I guess he must have really hoped to feast on it when he gets home,since he wasn't expecting us till about 3weeks time

I gave myself a nice treat with a chilled can of nutri yoghurt...few hours later I heard the sound of someone fiddling with the gate padlock.


So he entered into the compound,with his car parked outside I could hear him cooing***Daddy oyoyo**the best Daddy oyoyo.how he knew someone was in the house still baffles me till date.

He came thru the kitchen axis...and stood for some brief seconds staring at the door mat when he didn't hear the kids welcoming him.

As a rugged warri woman...I was peeping at him Tru the knob hole.i unbolted the door locks,he came in then asked after the kids I replied him...boy wasn't still pleased.

I was like ..ABI he dey reason say I don auction his kids ni!mind you we're not on talking terms.

Boy I thought taking my kids to my mum was the best decision,but my life turned out to be very uninteresting.infact life was very boring children are really an integral part of every parents life.

After hustling for few days...I went back again to my mum's place,in the night of my arrival I had to take my mum and kids out to shalaye in a kentrol level.
That night my momma quickly kidnapped my daughters phone...saying she's too little to have a phone,that it would make her not to be brilliant in school...that woman eeh,she is a full package.

The next day ..we prepared to leave back for asaba when my nephew said he wants to follow us back to asaba.

Mehn drama started from the park cox ogaga really gave every body some drops of comedy.when we got to a town called ossissa our bus was halted down by some policemen wear dirty facemasks with disgusting potruding bellies.

Whilst the driver was discussing with the driver whom he probably demanded some rogering from and the driver isn't ready to part away with money ..ogaga brought his head out...looked at the police man and said.....ose mi'gwo sir...I dey hail o,I said make I hail you make e for no loss.

Boy was I scared?I just had to caution him,he laughed and said....mama zino abeg relax na we-we.

We arrived safely at asaba,boarded a tricycle and arrived home...another round of drama ensued.

My husband just got weak......
To be continued!

Interesting story. I will be following it up till end. But, I'd advise extreme caution of eating or drinking anything you aren't there when it was prepared and kept not for you next time. No matter who the person is to you and how much you trust him or her, be it you lovely mum, dad, hubby, sister, brother or friend. It's a very neglected but strong mistake which has taken many people to their early grave. Telling 'em you'd want to eat or drink what they prepared and kept while you weren't around is very important.

ahnie:
My kids banged on the gate loudly screaming the name of their dad...my husband who was enjoying his plate of jellof rice that he bought out quickly rushed to open the gate.

Ogaga greeted him in pigin linqua...he responded and led them inside the house.
Ogaga settled in immediately as warri no dhey carry last.he was even telling chisom not to chance him or they die here.

He has been with us a week today,mehn is not an easy sontin.its an experience worth experiencing.
But boy came with extra 6 stomachs as he can consume food like a leaking cylinder.

Ever since I noticed his huge appetite...as thief no fit dagbo thief,what I do firstly is to give the three of them lots of water to drink first before feeding them.

He hates putting on pants,he says big boiz don't do pants,but boxers.he has this habitss of stowing away dresses he has wore.

He's fun to be with as he's a very lovely kid...I was speaking with my mum some days ago and he quickly told my mum and I quote**maa'le no reason me again o...I don kak for here o,no body fit root me commot for here.

This got me cracking

Did you just say that DELSU is one of the best universities in the world?

maxjax:
i still dey o....i see am say you na OG for nairaland .... founding fathers

Senior Bros..
I hail oo..

Omo.. immediately when I check when you register for nairaland.. I just throwaway salute give you...
2006 no be here oo.. and you are still active with same account..

Emeka71:
Yes O we are the founding fathers of this forum; back then in the phones section.

Dimkpa... Ekelem GI...

Omo... Another elder oo..

2007 no be here oo and you still dey active for the same account...

MyAmericandream:
Your daughter is Chisom , is your hubby Igbo or Delta igbo?

Abeg make una stop this nonsense.
Is there anything like kwara Yoruba or sokoto Hausa?

FORWARDEVERLY:




Dimkpa... Ekelem GI...

Omo... Another elder oo..

2007 no be here oo and you still dey active for the same account...

I even have another profile Emeka72 opened in 2007 when this profile was banned in 2007 under the old forum this profile used to be Emeka 7 while the other profile was Emeka 7. The difference is the dot at the other profile but when Seun brought about the new forum in 2012; fortunately this my 1st profile was unbanned in fact this profile was permanently banned in the old forum. After the new forum came up This profile which was Emeka 7 became Emeka71 ; Emeka 7. became Emeka 72 so I came back to have access to this profile. because between 2007 and 2012 I was banned (on this profile). I haven't been using that other profile a while now.

FORWARDEVERLY:




Dimkpa... Ekelem GI...

Omo... Another elder oo..

2007 no be here oo and you still dey active for the same account...

This is the profile.

peppermint7:

Who be this mumu

Na your papa

Flames000:

Na your papa

My papa get sense bro

urvillagepeoplee:
Ode go fine new news post,stop posting history with no value,u no go make am like this,upgrade else u and those feminists go dey drag who go dey represent evening newspaper..

Bro drop the loud, pick up the Colorado .
Na who post trend or who be blogger.. wetin concern me with blog, you no get sense at all

urvillagepeoplee:
d moment u posted this rubbish,it becomes everybody's business.. failedblogger threader..find recent article post, ancient man.

Ancient man just like your father,
I no say you go don drink garri inside this week.. poor bastard

urvillagepeoplee:
d moment u posted this rubbish,it becomes everybody's business.. failedblogger threader..find recent article post, ancient man.

You father still dey masturbate for bathroom at his age..

urvillagepeoplee:
Ode go fine new news post,stop posting history with no value,u no go make am like this,upgrade else u and those feminists go dey drag who go dey represent evening newspaper..

When last you don enter AC last you Brain dey overheat... I no say your papa never buy car before

Chigold101:

Your husband's mum is Delta Igbo and his Dad is Anambra Igbo.

That's the correct way of writing it.

Once you include Delta Igbo then add the state Igbo on everyother one.

Mtcheeeew

And with all these rubbish and segregations, you guys are looking for Biafra?

Is Igbo not Igbo?

Ona case get network problem. Even Biafra will run into another murky waters with all these lubbish you people are doing.

litigator:



And with all these rubbish and segregations, you guys are looking for Biafra?

Is Igbo not Igbo?

Ona case get network problem. Even Biafra will run into another murky waters with all these lubbish you people are doing.

Sorry oh...
Did you actually read what I wrote with understanding?

Did you not notice I quoted the OPs comment?

If you have understanding, you should have known that I am against her calling a section of Igbo "Delta Igbo."

See eh!
Sometimes I wonder where our sense of reasoning traveled to.

Tụfịakwa...!

Before you respond to a comment, read it until you understand what the commentator actually meant

Chigold101:

Sorry oh...
Did you actually read what I wrote with understanding?

Did you not notice I quoted the OPs comment?

If you have understanding, you should have known that I am against her calling a section of Igbo "Delta Igbo."

See eh!
Sometimes I wonder where our sense of reasoning traveled to.

Tụfịakwa...!

Before you respond to a comment, read it until you understand what the commentator actually meant

Lie to yourself all you want. It is well.

When you live in a lie, you are always quick to resort to insults. It's a fact.

When you are honest with yourself, you will take your time to explain how the other person misunderstood you and he will eat the humble pie and apologise.

Now is there a difference?

Ayula911:

Bro drop the loud, pick up the Colorado .
Na who post trend or who be blogger.. wetin concern me with blog, you no get sense at all

failed hungry blogger, frustrated idiot,don of the almajiri president,na outdate news u won use elevate ur wretched family from poverty..bagard lizard.

Chigold101:

Sorry oh...
Did you actually read what I wrote with understanding?

Did you not notice I quoted the OPs comment?

If you have understanding, you should have known that I am against her calling a section of Igbo "Delta Igbo."

See eh!
Sometimes I wonder where our sense of reasoning traveled to.

Tụfịakwa...!

Before you respond to a comment, read it until you understand what the commentator actually meant

Please stop engaging him.