Good morning Nairalanders, I created this thread to talk about my experience with the police yesterday, I was coming from Ozoro, Delta State after spending 2 weeks with my girlfriend whom is schooling at Ozoro polytechnic. On my way the police stopped our vehicle "toyoto sienna" so they searched all passengers bag including mine. When it got to my turn he searched my whole bag but found nothing, then he opened the small zip by the side of my bag and saw a black celophine, he opened it and saw some drugs comprising of Panadol extra, ibu profen, a condom, vitamin - C tablets and four Vega - 100 capsules. To my surprise he commanded me to follow him, my mind was completely relaxed because I knew I had nothing implicating in my bag. I followed him and he commanded me to enter into their motor which I did then he called two of his colleagues and told them that I'm with a hard drug, that I'm a rapist, It was then the animal in me came out, I told him that he should not use such words on me again. He now said instead I should be pleading I'm making mouth, I responded by letting them know that Vega-100 is a normal drug that is sold nationwide and it's not banned like tramadol. Then he responded that If I believe it's not harmful that I should swallow the 4 capsules and see what would happen to me, he said if I'm having problems with my manhood why didn't I go for normal roots. I was so speechless and same time furious. Then our driver came that other passengers are in a hurry that It seems he can't wait for me any longer that I should settle the police so we could all leave, he warned me that If they should carry me to their station that I would be paying a lot. He went to talk to the police and came back to me that they said I should bring 15k I pleaded and settled with 10k in which they refused to accept anything lesser than that. I was so furious because I never believed that the country has become this bad, never in my life would I ever believe that a day would come when I would settle police because I'm seen with a normal drug that's sold nationwide without any ban or restrictions on it. This is just so sad, this is my experience with the police yesterday.

They are actually like that bro... I really know.

They're not your friends, they will do anything to kobalize you and get the money off you.

Stupid mofos, fvck dem

Police and Thief are two sides of the same coin.

Know this and know peace.

Too bad

Na now u know say Nigeria na jungle abi...nothing dey surprise me for this country anymore.

Get a lawyer and Sue!
Get the cash, buy shoes
Wear the shoes for shows
But a seed you'll sow
Tell people in rows
So Injustice won't grow.

You self, You be baddest! All those drugs because of kpekus. Are you on a marathon mission? Abeg, carefully dey do am cos this life no get duplicate o.

As for the police ppl, nothing dey surprise me again about their matter. They are the most corrupt institution in Nigeria.

rexesq:
Get a lawyer and Sue!
Get the cash, buy shoes
Wear them for shows
But a seed you will sow
Tell people in rows
Injustice won't now grow.

Good job man

Nigeria is a horrible place to live in. If you want any semblance of respite from the Police, Abuja is your best bet.

They don’t know who is who here and respect themselves a lot. At the Eagle Square last week I told two hungry traffic wardens to follow me if they so wished.

They didn’t.

Idiot.. Go and rest joor. You went and have canal knowlege of a young girl at school.. You even carry some of the drug u use in carrying out you evil mission. ... Give me those police men address and i will just bless them.

Juliusmomoh:
Idiot.. Go and rest joor. You went and have canal knowlege of a young girl at school.. You even carry some of the drug u use in carrying out you evil mission. ... Give me those police men address and i will just bless them.

Are you ok at all Is that supposed to be a joke or what?

Most u mention to us about ur girl friend?

RisenJoe:


Are you ok at all Is that supposed to be a joke or what?

I don't think he is OK... Leave him let him continue ranting

Datsme:
You self, You be baddest! All those drugs because of kpekus. Are you on a marathon mission? Abeg, carefully dey do am cos this life no get duplicate o.

As for the police ppl, nothing dey surprise me again about their matter. They are the most corrupt institution in Nigeria.

I don't take them always Sha, only every two days sometimes 3 day's interval.

Thats Nigeria for you but on the other hand na pussy put you for inside gbege like this O lol....

So even if it was an harmful substance they would have still collected the bribe and freed the Op Naija police, full of illiterates and dubious characters...

If I was you and I’m sure there is nothing implicating in my bag, I will not pay shi-shi.

Next time police got you and you sure of yourself and most importantly don’t want to pay money, do the following

1- cancel your plan for the day. It’s gannna be ah lonng wan. Delay is their tactics.

2-Don’t ever raise your voice or talk rudely to an officer, they don’t like it.

3- Be calm, don’t give them any reason to hit,slap or rough handle you. If they start, they won’t stop until you beg for negotiation.

4- try not to speak vernacular, always speak and reply in English. dem self Dey look face make dem no go beat minister pickin

5- and if them say make una Dey go station, kindly or simply follow them.



Follow them to their station, it’s either they take you to the back of the station where they conduct their illegal business or to the front of the police station to scare you. Either way it’s just to waste your time.

After a while, probably evening they’d ask you to go. Just like that? Yeah, like that. They have many clients than waste their time on a bad market.

Axel1:
Good morning Nairalanders, I created this thread to talk about my experience with the police yesterday, I was coming from Ozoro, Delta State after spending 2 weeks with my girlfriend whom is schooling at Ozoro polytechnic. On my way the police stopped our vehicle "toyoto sienna" so they searched all passengers bag including mine. When it got to my turn he searched my whole bag but found nothing, then he opened the small zip by the side of my bag and saw a black celophine, he opened it and saw some drugs comprising of Panadol extra, ibu profen, a condom, vitamin - C tablets and four Vega - 100 capsules. To my surprise he commanded me to follow him, my mind was completely relaxed because I knew I had nothing implicating in my bag. I followed him and he commanded me to enter into their motor which I did then he called two of his colleagues and told them that I'm with a hard drug, that I'm a rapist, It was then the animal in me came out, I told him that he should not use such words on me again. He now said instead I should be pleading I'm making mouth, I responded by letting them know that Vega-100 is a normal drug that is sold nationwide and it's not banned like tramadol. Then he responded that If I believe it's not harmful that I should swallow the 4 capsules and see what would happen to me, he said if I'm having problems with my manhood why didn't I go for normal roots. I was so speechless and same time furious. Then our driver came that other passengers are in a hurry that It seems he can't wait for me any longer that I should settle the police so we could all leave, he warned me that If they should carry me to their station that I would be paying a lot. He went to talk to the police and came back to me that they said I should bring 15k I pleaded and settled with 10k in which they refused to accept anything lesser than that. I was so furious because I never believed that the country has become this bad, never in my life would I ever believe that a day would come when I would settle police because I'm seen with a normal drug that's sold nationwide without any ban or restrictions on it. This is just so sad, this is my experience with the police yesterday.

point of correction, ozoro poly is now a university,...

Ehm back to your matter, did you try speaking English in your anger?.. If that's the case.. This is what you should have done...

"oseh, na Vega 100 o, no be hard drug,
Oseh abeg I nor hold money today ooo..,
Oseh abeg make una manage this one, slid into his palm a neat 500naira note... He will understand and ask you to go, (as a precaution, I always have 500note slided into one side of my front pocket, making sure the others are empty )

If he decides to do stronghead na to call DPO, no time to waste (so far I've not encountered one that did stronghead with this method)

Starboytwo:
If I was you and I’m sure there is nothing implicating in my bag, I will not pay shi-shi.

Next time police got you and you sure of yourself and most importantly don’t want to pay money, do the following

1- cancel your plan for the day. It’s gannna be ah lonng wan. Delay is their tactics.

2-Don’t ever raise your voice or talk rudely to an officer, they don’t like it.

3- Be calm, don’t give them any reason to hit,slap or rough handle you. If they start, they won’t stop until you beg for negotiation.

4- try not to speak vernacular, always speak and reply in English. dem self Dey look face make dem no go beat minister pickin

5- and if them say make una Dey go station, kindly or simply follow them.



Follow them to their station, it’s either they take you to the back of the station where they conduct their illegal business or to the front of the police station to scare you. Either way it’s just to waste your time.

After a while, probably evening they’d ask you to go. Just like that? Yeah, like that. They have many clients than waste their time on a bad market.

this method go carry you enter kidnappers den... Never, i repeat never follow Roadblock unit to anywhere in their car, if you love your life, never agree to follow them, never, for the sake of your life and money

Axel1:



I don't take them always Sha, only every two days sometimes 3 day's interval.

ahhhh, alagba!! ¶every two days? Is it not supposed to be one time treatment, i hate to tell you this, you are spoiling your prick.. You will soon start seeing side effects

RisenJoe:

Are you ok at all Is that supposed to be a joke or what?

Not a joke... As a police i know what am saying.

Next time, be calming down. Yelling back at a Nigerian police in anger isn't something you want to do. Some of them are trigger-happy and are void of any morale, so the last thing you'd want to do is give him any more reason to harm you.

Depressed101:
ahhhh, alagba!! ¶every two days? Is it not supposed to be one time treatment, i hate to tell you this, you are spoiling your prick.. You will soon start seeing side effects

Boss viagra, Vega - 100, Cailis etc has no side effects, I have been taking them for years due to my naturally and extremely high libido. No negative side effects, I sex every blessed day e.g I was with my girl for two weeks straight and in the space of two weeks that I was with her, we had sex on all 14 day's both morning and evenings each. I returned back home yesterday and the urge returned I still sex a prostitute yesterday and maybe today as my sexual urge is so high.... I'm not suffering from erectile disfunction but just using it for a more stronger erection.

Axel1:



I don't take them always Sha, only every two days sometimes 3 day's interval.

I just googled Vega 100mg. It says it’s used for treating erectile dysfunction/Impotence...and you’ve just come back from spending 2 weeks with your girl friend.

When you argued about the drug, the policeman said you should swallow the 4 tablets and see what happen to you.... you and that police man have killed me here

And I guess u re among the ignorant fellows that used to talk nonsense here when the bad deeds of men in black re reported here.....
Welcome to the club...

Axel1:


Boss viagra, Vega - 100, Cailis etc has no side effects, I have been taking them for years due to my naturally and extremely high libido. No negative side effects, I sex every blessed day e.g I was with my girl for two weeks straight and in the space of two weeks that I was with her, we had sex on all 14 day's both morning and evenings each. I returned back home yesterday and the urge returned I still sex a prostitute yesterday and maybe today as my sexual urge is so high.... I'm not suffering from erectile disfunction but just using it for a more stronger erection.

Jesus wept......

Juliusmomoh:


Not a joke... As a police i know what am saying.

You are a police officer? No wonder Nigeria police force structure and personels are an eyesore to the world.

Axel1:


Boss viagra, Vega - 100, Cailis etc has no side effects, I have been taking them for years due to my naturally and extremely high libido. No negative side effects, I sex every blessed day e.g I was with my girl for two weeks straight and in the space of two weeks that I was with her, we had sex on all 14 day's both morning and evenings each. I returned back home yesterday and the urge returned I still sex a prostitute yesterday and maybe today as my sexual urge is so high.... I'm not suffering from erectile disfunction but just using it for a more stronger erection.

On a more serious note, if your libido is high as you claim, you do not need any medication to achieve erection or stronger erection. That’s drug abuse.

You don’t need drugs to support or complement your high libido. You are doing yourself a lot of harm sir. I don’t know how old you are but the habit will cost your dearly if you don’t stop or check it.

If you have high libido, you don’t need any medication to achieve solid hard on. Learn to discipline your mind and body. A few days of abstinence is good for you. As for patronising prostitutes, it’s a path you need to turn away from.

Quit drugs and rid yourself of potential harm to your health and mental wellbeing. Addiction isn’t a nice thing.

Aaab Kyarri league of gentle men..

KosiGee:


On a more serious note, if your libido is high as you claim, you do not need any medication to achieve erection or stronger erection. That’s drug abuse.

You don’t need drugs to support or complement your high libido. You are doing yourself a lot of harm sir. I don’t know how old you are but the habit will cost your dearly if you don’t stop or check it.

If you have high libido, you don’t need any medication to achieve solid hard on. Learn to discipline your mind and body. A few days of abstinence is good for you. As for patronising prostitutes, it’s a path you need to turn away from.

Quit drugs and rid yourself of potential harm to your health and mental wellbeing. Addiction isn’t a nice thing.

Thank you so very much sir for your advise, to be completely honest with you I have been battling and fighting to control my sexual urge for more than 8 years, currently I'm 27 years. I'm not suffering from erectile dysfunction of any form, I normally get solid hard erections, but I really don't know why I take Vega - 100 to accompany my erection. But I just find my self taking it always, although not every day but mostly every 2 day's sometimes 3 day's max.... The worse case scenario is that I always take Action bitters or black bullet on a daily basis, I mean every single day, yesterday alone I drank two black bullets and two action bitters, seems it's beginning to affect me already, because I figured out that I'm sometimes having uncomfortable stomach pains, not always but it normally appears and disappears. I'm really not happy with my lifestyle but I can't just seems to be able to quit. I read your advise over and over again before I responded and I would try to quit before It destroys me completely. I will try all possible best as from now henceforth.

As for abstinence, I have tried to abstain from anything sex and the max I could go within the past 8 years of my life and day to day existence was just 4 days, four days was the max I could go.