PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

Very funny...

I just love it when "guy-men" understand themselves like this your story. No beefing. Just mad characters and the resulting laughs.

Making use of the visitor’s washroom and not flushing the toilet

Juliusmomoh:
Mine is:

Back then in 2005 anty visited us, my parent went out to visit someone in the hospital. He remain only me with anty. ... Guess what anty did. After my parent comes back she ask my dad to collect my phone that she over-hear me speaking to one girl on phone telling her 'i love you'.. I was like anty kilode .. ... To cut the story short, my dad collect my phone and i start giving her attitude to leave... E pain me..

Now share yours

Dude, your English is VERY bad.

Seducing my brother

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Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

Jolomenas:
My present and my future? Hihihi I laugh in Spanish Do you even know me?

I know you... Keyboard warrior.

Jolomenas:
My present and my future? Hihihi I laugh in Spanish Do you even know me?

I know you... Keyboard warrior.

This wan is very recent, a family member came to escort my grandma to the park by 4am... I and this woman have not seen in more than 7 years... As she see me she no even acknowledge the greeting of my wife or presence.. she just rush cone meet me saying she was surprised to see me and how grown I am now and that I must give her transport money... mehnn I felt bad but played along.

Drsnives:

Which planet cos am shocked at your reply, so you don't belive in spirits??

Neptune.....

I believe in spirits cos we run things spiritually...

Back then in school during during our semester break, my 2 flat and I decide to stay around because the break was short.
Since it's an old house, where all the rooms are big and the living room is like stadium.
Our sug begged us to help accommodate some students that came to write post ume. He brought 12 students 8 boys and 4 girls,We accepted and gave them one room to the girls and the living room to boys.
We did not know two among them are dating each other, the guy will go and buy things credit from our landlady and tell her we send him.
It's was after they have left that the woman told us we are owing her ₦5700,although we are owing her 1650 before.
To make the matter worse they block the visitor toilet with condom.
We have to pay someone to open it and remove the things blocking it.
We waited to see if the guy or the girl will be given admission but they were not given.

Happened to my brother. His friend visited back then in school and stole his last cash. My bro discovered the theft after friend left. Friend denied but only him visited. If it was too bad they could have split the money and managed. What are friends for?

Mine happened twice .. one of my friends wanted to use my house to entertain a female friend he lied to about how comfortable he is living. And begged me to let him use my place. Only for them to end up eating up my food and my birthday gift wine someone special to to me gave me. When I asked him he said he will replace the drink. Till date he hasn't.


Another one is another of my friend brought in a female friend to have a good time only for him not to tell the girl the room they will sleep in
.. she ended up sleeping in my room where there is curtain and AC while I slept in the other room with mosquitoes using me as dinner

Visitor wake up by 5am go warm soup.. Tell me say she get ulcer.....
For this economy o

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Neptune.....

I believe in spirits cos we run things spiritually...

Damn
That nigga shop on my clothes while leaving �

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Terryindeed:



Beans and Macaroni? You be ritualist? Jesus Christ what a combination.

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Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

PotatoSalad:
Una don recycle this thread again.

Ok another one.
During youth service, my colleague followed me home from PPA. Didn't know this Warri girl had ulterior motives. We gisted and watched a movie before this girl asked if she could take some rice to cook back home. I said ok and told her where my bag of rice is.
10 minutes passed and this girl still dey inside kitchen. I left the sitting room to know what's up and saw Aunty packing my rice with that thick 100 naira bagco bag. It was more than half full
I shout
Chased her away from my kitchen and used a small plastic bag to pour her 6 cups. I never let her visit again till we finished service

That girl is a bandit.

Defecating without flushing and making the entire toilet smell disgusting yet be forming posh outside

That was the last day I allowed her into my house because I saw her in a different light.


Dirty nasty girl with no regards for personal hygiene yet be wearing expensive wigs and wearing makeup.o I forgot fake life and a lying Machine

Drsnives:

Talk nah......

I get time till when I don't know to dey reply u ....

She came to my house in the night, lobbied my wife to change the channel to Zeeworld because her favourite drama was on. My wife stylishly begged me to indulge her friend. All because there was no light in her area and their generator was bad. I obliged the first time, only for her to try making it a norm. The one that surprised me most was, my wife was not in, and she thought that I would allow her wait, while watching the nonsense Zeeworld. That was the end of it. I just put my foot down against her coming

This guy came and as he was leaving, he collected my perfume and pick all the small small money I kept on the table while I watched helplessly

Samuels90:
That girl is a bandit.

I shock guy. And you know wetin be her reply when I caught her, "you don't cook that much na"

A girl that came to my house wet my bed with blood

okoroemeka:
this reminds me of a funny incident that happened during 1st October,I can't forget because a pretty girl I was currently dating came to my house to collect money for indepence celebration,so we decided that morning to have a quicke,in the process came a knock,who is that?it was my female friend elder sister,I have been dicking her codedly and she has same idea as her junior sister,so to prevent nuclear crisis the junior sister has to hide in the toilet while the senior was seriously and comprehensively fvcked with the other sister listening to the sound track,later it was her turn,quite an interesting indepence day if I may say.

she came to collect money for independence, oga na you give Nigeria independence. So independence dun also get its billing

Terryindeed:



Beans and Macaroni? You be ritualist? Jesus Christ what a combination.

C disssss guyyyyyyyy
Coz God do am for u no mean say u go dei open eyes for the rest ppl ooo
What do u mean?
If u no like am omo na some ppl fav b dat so oo... No condemn am coz u never try am or like am
Beans n any shi goes welllllllll

Kemight15:
Seducing my brother

Really ?but how pls.

I swear i like that your friend �

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

My first year in school, I was still kind of an introvert. My roomie's neighbor from his hood came around to do clearance. First day, he was doing OK, second day, without my knowledge, he came home with this girl. Lord forgive me, but this girl was something else in appearance; short, unattractive face and body, with this massive yam leg.
I don't relate with my neighbours, so I had nowhere to go, my course mates don't live close by either. I was mad with anger. I begin vent outside the room o. Even konji disappear from the guy and girl body. She later left, embarrassed.

Some guys are something else sha. They can sleep with anything.

Juliusmomoh:
Mine is:

Back then in 2005 anty visited us, my parent went out to visit someone in the hospital. He remain only me with anty. ... Guess what anty did. After my parent comes back she ask my dad to collect my phone that she over-hear me speaking to one girl on phone telling her 'i love you'.. I was like anty kilode .. ... To cut the story short, my dad collect my phone and i start giving her attitude to leave... E pain me..

Now share yours

Let it go

livebyday:


You reason likes low budget under the bridge thug

I am Sure you sell slippers or pure water in traffic for a living

e no suppose pain you reach like this now I was sure of that