Gentlefury:
Lol, Nairaland is a vibe!!!

Well this is what i have to say on this season itself and then specific events in this season.

This season is generally a flop. These housemates are mostly professional viewers who are definitely either too tense, very pretentious or are in this to get out and pack money from perceived and real endorsement deals. It's made worse by the sad fact that really big brands aren't really jumping on the show this year compared to last year. Na every body Buhari don dey reach! Even Ebuka had to literally fight for his job hosting the show and still make space for a Toke Makinwa who has bills to pay like the rest of us.

This possibly explains the absence of tasks and the resulting painful boredom giving room for handsome devils like Cross to constantly improvise games that inescapably end in sexual themes.

And now the housemates, the worst selection in BBNaija history.

It remains to be seen why the girls starting from last year seem to be under some of external influence, maybe the alcohol, maybe the ruthless air-conditioning, but they are all abnormally Hot. To make things worse, unlike last year's set that was filled with very chivalrous gentlemen, the guys this year are just slimy mitches with reckless hard-ons and loose tongues- the only exceptions being Jaypaul and Whitemoney to an extent.

Pere needs to outgrow his midlife crisis, he's too old to be looking for under-the-duvet action like a 21 year old. He should also act fast to shed off any covert animosity he has for Whitemoney, it's simply not what Gs do. He should also free Maria ASAP, Imo girls are just too street.

Maria should work on her Identity crisis, light-skinned privilege can only take you so far. And being the defacto Alpha female,she should know that her biggest asset to leverage on is her body and face. She should learn to check her foul drinking habit and learn not to give her pearls to swine, Tboss and Nengi are obviously bigger freaks than Maria, but they NEVER gave anything up on live TV except to guys clearly their seniors in levels or looks e.g Jon Ogah, Kiddwaya. Perception can be greater than reality, the last thing she wants is to remembered as part of Boma's scores. Everything from bride price value to the volume of deals you get after the show really depends on how much your legs are sealed as a woman, even in US reality shows viewers register major disappointment when a loved female cast member messes up on TV. She had no business inviting Boma in her bed, a Boma who smooched her but probably stopped because she slept off or because he doesn't want Pere's trouble having violated deep bro code.

Boma was supposed to be the overall Alpha, looking so much like a very dependable and mature single father who mysteriously still has a very chiseled body, the girls understandably feel him , and all he needed to do was act the part. Instead he turned to the biggest exaggerating, self-aggrandizing, kissing and telling man-bitch in BBNaija history. His "Okro" chant would have connected with viewers if he possessed Michael's type of prior honesty, but he would start with giving false hope knowing that he's still healing from his failed marriage and can't commit to anything emotional for now. His conduct with Queen, kissing and telling on Angel and Jmk, trying to take advantage of and groping a possibly drunk and sleeping Maria(didn't he hear of Tboss and Kemen?), gossiping on Liquorose feeling him, and obvious bitterness towards whatever Michael and Jackie B have is a good reason why he has earned the irritation of a majority of viewers. Boma should never come anywhere near any reunion show after this season is done, he'll get messed up big time.

Whitemoney is extremely impressive for a guy who didn't attend a university, but this slight handicap still shows in his subliminal attempts at overcompensation e.g Adopting a corny foreign accent when speaking with Maria, Oversinging during musical tasks, not being too mindful of being seen by envious people as trying too hard to be liked. He seems to be loving and developed a somewhat stoic discipline with sex, how many guys will act normal sleeping beside a half-naked Queen? He messed up and almost went against 042 by reasoning Jackie B earlier Sha. He understands the game and life a lot and is the first housemate in BBNaija history to be acknowledged by some of his own housemates as the very likely or clear winner this season.

Liquorose, androgynous, independent popular dancer and Instagram celebrity. A hard go-getter who shows a cold focus on tasks that can only be compared to that of Lambo. But i've seen even confirmed lesbians start stuttering at the sight of very tell men with chiseled bodies, how much a chick that has no Instagram or Tik-tok to hide behind? It's either Emmanuel's lack of sexual interest or iron will that's stopping him from turning her to an Erica on live TV, greatly harming her brand as she's not there as Rose Afije but Liquorose the brand. The guy will have to contend with angry Liquorlions who see him as an opportunistic user, now that Rose seems to be under a deep spell and eager to have his child. The only real threat to Whitemoney.

Saga should be shot in his kneecaps for daring to simp over a Akpakpava road Jalebi baby like Nini in the face of 90m when he knows he lacks the beautiful looks of Ozo or the tragic aura following Frodd that still endeared both to viewers, failing to appreciate his friend Pere saving him from nomination, and being deaf to their fact that even without a boyfriend on the outside he would still rank low in the house for her attention after Michael, Cross and maybe Boma! Is he mad?!!

Nini did nothing to Saga to be honest, she just needs to keep looking adorable and will be open to sugardaddies even bigger than the one she already probably has. Underneath her Nickelodeon features and baby gremlin voice is a huge stomach that can take food and a strong gutsy heart. She's taking the W here.

Tega is yet another example why even people in serious relationships shouldn't come to the Big Brother House, talk less of Married people,Mike, Dee one and Niyi being the only star exceptions. What Cocoice did on truth or dare and we all screamed is what a wife and mother did on live TV with a Saga who still went behind her back to gossip with Arin and state that he wouldn't even let his girlfriend come to the show without breaking up with her first. Rocking nko? She has given waist to almost everyone on the dance floor and is still a champion participant at truth or dare games, leaving her husband to take the heat of defending her actions as "acting" as if stunt doubles never existed. It's why i believe that she's not only in an open marriage or getting payback for her hubby's infidelity, but has probably gotten down in the house with someone.

Cross the seductive hippie who makes up in child-like open-heartedness and raw sexual energy a deep pain over personal disappointments in life and business and a gaping need for peace and love in any form, hence his attraction to the good girl symbolism that Saskay represents for him, age difference notwithstanding. Being a kid at heart himself, he's baffled at the reality of having to act as a guardian to a girl still growing and not yet at her resting place in life. He should best leave the Smally alone, fans might beat him up if he touches that girl in any way. He'll have the highest body count AFTER the show :- Maria, Nini, Princess, Jmk, Saskay, Angel and even Arin and Tega making it clear that they're down after the show, free of charge.

Jmk should be careful about checking her horniness on live TV if she wants to be successfully called to the bar, she should just accept that the guys just don't see her, not even as a sexmate. She also has the honour of the quickest time period from entering the house to having sex in BBNaija history - a record 48 hours. Boma obviously didn't do a good job and doesn't want a return match, hence her continuous assaults on Yousef.

Yousef :- Very good-looking but socially handicapped, for so long used to having his looks doing the talking for him. In spite of the nationwide anger against Fulanis/the core North, he has the most rapidly growing diverse fanbase even across Africa, looking vulnerable and very quiet. A lot of the girls would have gone in, Saskay saw he lacked the playful and fun naughtiness of Cross or the addictive big bro indulgence shown her by Jaypaul, and took off. None of the other girls care though, they'll just do him if the chance shows up. Jmk will get disqualified if she goes beyond just sharing his bed.

Saskay:- Exotic looking and cute enough to do whatever she wants. It's almost creepy to see any man above 30 getting an erection over this cupcake, why?! She might get whisked off to Europe if a modelling agent gets hold of her. Cross should stick to just buying her candy and ice cream and take his gigolo penis elsewhere �.

Jaypaul:- Good guy, just not meant for BBNaija.

Sammie:- Thinks this is American Pie 2 and any female is for him. Young and still has a lot to learn about life, especially handling hurt, disappointment and rejection, which is why Angel is a good learning process for him.

Angel:- No one will see this one coming till she's chilling in the house on day 72. Obviously worried by Daddy issues and something traumatic like most likely repeated sexual molestation, this girl, interrupted has had to do most of her fighting in life alone. A glance at her parents on Instagram made me develop a newfound respect for how this girl managed to survive that mess. It's ironic that only Pere and Whitemoney have failed to show any interest in her on the grounds of her frightfully young age while Cross and Arin constantly defend her. Boma is just a dirty human being for messing with this girl and still talking about it so carelessly as if he has forgotten he's a bros. I hope this girl won't be hard-used by men after this show based on the continental exposure she now has in exchange for money.She deserves better.

Queen:- Waste of body and beauty. Eager to be a Lambo reincarnation without reading the full bad bitch textbook. She needs to stop doing the most and rest under Whitemoney's wing. She's destined for a lot of goodies after the show and is too pity to groped like Eba for eating Okro soup (Pun intended).

Peace:- Can someone please cuddle this girl every night even if it's out of pity? Are the guys in that house eunuchs? Why are they letting this girl suffer singlehood like this?!

Jackie B :- All body, and slightly less emotional kudos for maintaining her honour out of respect for her son, but she's an agbaya for picking on Angel constantly and literally chancing her, Peace, Nini, and Jmk from even having any decent interaction with Michael. For her, it's really that deep, forgetting that husbands don't come pre-ordered in BBNaija, Khafi and Bambam got the rings by slow, methodical and long-term mature pressure. She needs to chill , apart from the fact that she's wonderfully boring and needs to leave ASAP.

Michael:- Stand-up Nigga. Oozes cool. Eyed by several women in the house. Marked for future nacks by Maria and Nini. Focused on his music hustle. Bravely stood up to be counted during the Whitemoney and Pere squabble. Secretly admired by Pere and Boma as something close to an "American connection" of 3 US citizens, the highest number in BBNaija. Unique blend of Yankee and 042. Needs to give up on being sexually liberal and avoiding commitments. Slowly falling for Jackie B because she's always in his face. He should try to never touch Jackie B without condom as she was probably told about when Michael said he would definitely marry a woman he gets pregnant. Appreciative and humble. Will still fling with Nini , Maria and Angel outside the house. Jackie B will know and still won't care. He's in trouble basically.

All in all, a lacklustre line-up. Everyone here should take it easy, the show is reality, but still a show. Let's try to avoid beef or even idolizing these guys because they're expressing a reality that you also experience in your own way. It could be you in front of those cameras next year, and yes, let's be kind with words, the housemates are human like us o. Get well soon Kayvee.

MzCherry:
pity Boma and Saga na

CRUISETOPIAVP:

Who do you expect to read this PhD thesis?

Pls next time, print it out and make it into a novel and start selling in Lagos traffic

OffsahBoye:
Maria way we dy manage
He reach your turn,you wear her vulva out

Boma No be so them Dy do things oo

scondy:


[s]I watched everything u described above. This is why I said she isn't true to herself. She is trying to say things to come off as a gamer that can't be predicted but then it comes with a consequence. If she isn't careful she'll end up coming accross as a clueless person or someone not genuine.

What's the biggy in owning her feelings ? And if she doesn't have, what's the biggy in clearing the air?

What's with the need for the inconsistency in words and actions?

toluxa1:
This one Pere dey do somehow somehow, I hope he's Ok

stroller9795:

Do you moan when a random guy gives you "deep tissue massages" under the sheets?

Gentlefury:
Lol, Nairaland is a vibe!!!

Well this is what i have to say on this season itself and then specific events in this season.

This season is generally a flop. These housemates are mostly professional viewers who are definitely either too tense, very pretentious or are in this to get out and pack money from perceived and real endorsement deals. It's made worse by the sad fact that really big brands aren't really jumping on the show this year compared to last year. Na every body Buhari don dey reach! Even Ebuka had to literally fight for his job hosting the show and still make space for a Toke Makinwa who has bills to pay like the rest of us.

This possibly explains the absence of tasks and the resulting painful boredom giving room for handsome devils like Cross to constantly improvise games that inescapably end in sexual themes.

And now the housemates, the worst selection in BBNaija history.

It remains to be seen why the girls starting from last year seem to be under some of external influence, maybe the alcohol, maybe the ruthless air-conditioning, but they are all abnormally Hot. To make things worse, unlike last year's set that was filled with very chivalrous gentlemen, the guys this year are just slimy mitches with reckless hard-ons and loose tongues- the only exceptions being Jaypaul and Whitemoney to an extent.

Pere needs to outgrow his midlife crisis, he's too old to be looking for under-the-duvet action like a 21 year old. He should also act fast to shed off any covert animosity he has for Whitemoney, it's simply not what Gs do. He should also free Maria ASAP, Imo girls are just too street.

Maria should work on her Identity crisis, light-skinned privilege can only take you so far. And being the defacto Alpha female,she should know that her biggest asset to leverage on is her body and face. She should learn to check her foul drinking habit and learn not to give her pearls to swine, Tboss and Nengi are obviously bigger freaks than Maria, but they NEVER gave anything up on live TV except to guys clearly their seniors in levels or looks e.g Jon Ogah, Kiddwaya. Perception can be greater than reality, the last thing she wants is to remembered as part of Boma's scores. Everything from bride price value to the volume of deals you get after the show really depends on how much your legs are sealed as a woman, even in US reality shows viewers register major disappointment when a loved female cast member messes up on TV. She had no business inviting Boma in her bed, a Boma who smooched her but probably stopped because she slept off or because he doesn't want Pere's trouble having violated deep bro code.

Boma was supposed to be the overall Alpha, looking so much like a very dependable and mature single father who mysteriously still has a very chiseled body, the girls understandably feel him , and all he needed to do was act the part. Instead he turned to the biggest exaggerating, self-aggrandizing, kissing and telling man-bitch in BBNaija history. His "Okro" chant would have connected with viewers if he possessed Michael's type of prior honesty, but he would start with giving false hope knowing that he's still healing from his failed marriage and can't commit to anything emotional for now. His conduct with Queen, kissing and telling on Angel and Jmk, trying to take advantage of and groping a possibly drunk and sleeping Maria(didn't he hear of Tboss and Kemen?), gossiping on Liquorose feeling him, and obvious bitterness towards whatever Michael and Jackie B have is a good reason why he has earned the irritation of a majority of viewers. Boma should never come anywhere near any reunion show after this season is done, he'll get messed up big time.

Whitemoney is extremely impressive for a guy who didn't attend a university, but this slight handicap still shows in his subliminal attempts at overcompensation e.g Adopting a corny foreign accent when speaking with Maria, Oversinging during musical tasks, not being too mindful of being seen by envious people as trying too hard to be liked. He seems to be loving and developed a somewhat stoic discipline with sex, how many guys will act normal sleeping beside a half-naked Queen? He messed up and almost went against 042 by reasoning Jackie B earlier Sha. He understands the game and life a lot and is the first housemate in BBNaija history to be acknowledged by some of his own housemates as the very likely or clear winner this season.

Liquorose, androgynous, independent popular dancer and Instagram celebrity. A hard go-getter who shows a cold focus on tasks that can only be compared to that of Lambo. But i've seen even confirmed lesbians start stuttering at the sight of very tell men with chiseled bodies, how much a chick that has no Instagram or Tik-tok to hide behind? It's either Emmanuel's lack of sexual interest or iron will that's stopping him from turning her to an Erica on live TV, greatly harming her brand as she's not there as Rose Afije but Liquorose the brand. The guy will have to contend with angry Liquorlions who see him as an opportunistic user, now that Rose seems to be under a deep spell and eager to have his child. The only real threat to Whitemoney.

Saga should be shot in his kneecaps for daring to simp over a Akpakpava road Jalebi baby like Nini in the face of 90m when he knows he lacks the beautiful looks of Ozo or the tragic aura following Frodd that still endeared both to viewers, failing to appreciate his friend Pere saving him from nomination, and being deaf to their fact that even without a boyfriend on the outside he would still rank low in the house for her attention after Michael, Cross and maybe Boma! Is he mad?!!

Nini did nothing to Saga to be honest, she just needs to keep looking adorable and will be open to sugardaddies even bigger than the one she already probably has. Underneath her Nickelodeon features and baby gremlin voice is a huge stomach that can take food and a strong gutsy heart. She's taking the W here.

Tega is yet another example why even people in serious relationships shouldn't come to the Big Brother House, talk less of Married people,Mike, Dee one and Niyi being the only star exceptions. What Cocoice did on truth or dare and we all screamed is what a wife and mother did on live TV with a Saga who still went behind her back to gossip with Arin and state that he wouldn't even let his girlfriend come to the show without breaking up with her first. Rocking nko? She has given waist to almost everyone on the dance floor and is still a champion participant at truth or dare games, leaving her husband to take the heat of defending her actions as "acting" as if stunt doubles never existed. It's why i believe that she's not only in an open marriage or getting payback for her hubby's infidelity, but has probably gotten down in the house with someone.

Cross the seductive hippie who makes up in child-like open-heartedness and raw sexual energy a deep pain over personal disappointments in life and business and a gaping need for peace and love in any form, hence his attraction to the good girl symbolism that Saskay represents for him, age difference notwithstanding. Being a kid at heart himself, he's baffled at the reality of having to act as a guardian to a girl still growing and not yet at her resting place in life. He should best leave the Smally alone, fans might beat him up if he touches that girl in any way. He'll have the highest body count AFTER the show :- Maria, Nini, Princess, Jmk, Saskay, Angel and even Arin and Tega making it clear that they're down after the show, free of charge.

Jmk should be careful about checking her horniness on live TV if she wants to be successfully called to the bar, she should just accept that the guys just don't see her, not even as a sexmate. She also has the honour of the quickest time period from entering the house to having sex in BBNaija history - a record 48 hours. Boma obviously didn't do a good job and doesn't want a return match, hence her continuous assaults on Yousef.

Yousef :- Very good-looking but socially handicapped, for so long used to having his looks doing the talking for him. In spite of the nationwide anger against Fulanis/the core North, he has the most rapidly growing diverse fanbase even across Africa, looking vulnerable and very quiet. A lot of the girls would have gone in, Saskay saw he lacked the playful and fun naughtiness of Cross or the addictive big bro indulgence shown her by Jaypaul, and took off. None of the other girls care though, they'll just do him if the chance shows up. Jmk will get disqualified if she goes beyond just sharing his bed.

Saskay:- Exotic looking and cute enough to do whatever she wants. It's almost creepy to see any man above 30 getting an erection over this cupcake, why?! She might get whisked off to Europe if a modelling agent gets hold of her. Cross should stick to just buying her candy and ice cream and take his gigolo penis elsewhere �.

Jaypaul:- Good guy, just not meant for BBNaija.

Sammie:- Thinks this is American Pie 2 and any female is for him. Young and still has a lot to learn about life, especially handling hurt, disappointment and rejection, which is why Angel is a good learning process for him.

Angel:- No one will see this one coming till she's chilling in the house on day 72. Obviously worried by Daddy issues and something traumatic like most likely repeated sexual molestation, this girl, interrupted has had to do most of her fighting in life alone. A glance at her parents on Instagram made me develop a newfound respect for how this girl managed to survive that mess. It's ironic that only Pere and Whitemoney have failed to show any interest in her on the grounds of her frightfully young age while Cross and Arin constantly defend her. Boma is just a dirty human being for messing with this girl and still talking about it so carelessly as if he has forgotten he's a bros. I hope this girl won't be hard-used by men after this show based on the continental exposure she now has in exchange for money.She deserves better.

Queen:- Waste of body and beauty. Eager to be a Lambo reincarnation without reading the full bad bitch textbook. She needs to stop doing the most and rest under Whitemoney's wing. She's destined for a lot of goodies after the show and is too pity to groped like Eba for eating Okro soup (Pun intended).

Peace:- Can someone please cuddle this girl every night even if it's out of pity? Are the guys in that house eunuchs? Why are they letting this girl suffer singlehood like this?!

Jackie B :- All body, and slightly less emotional kudos for maintaining her honour out of respect for her son, but she's an agbaya for picking on Angel constantly and literally chancing her, Peace, Nini, and Jmk from even having any decent interaction with Michael. For her, it's really that deep, forgetting that husbands don't come pre-ordered in BBNaija, Khafi and Bambam got the rings by slow, methodical and long-term mature pressure. She needs to chill , apart from the fact that she's wonderfully boring and needs to leave ASAP.

Michael:- Stand-up Nigga. Oozes cool. Eyed by several women in the house. Marked for future nacks by Maria and Nini. Focused on his music hustle. Bravely stood up to be counted during the Whitemoney and Pere squabble. Secretly admired by Pere and Boma as something close to an "American connection" of 3 US citizens, the highest number in BBNaija. Unique blend of Yankee and 042. Needs to give up on being sexually liberal and avoiding commitments. Slowly falling for Jackie B because she's always in his face. He should try to never touch Jackie B without condom as she was probably told about when Michael said he would definitely marry a woman he gets pregnant. Appreciative and humble. Will still fling with Nini , Maria and Angel outside the house. Jackie B will know and still won't care. He's in trouble basically.

All in all, a lacklustre line-up. Everyone here should take it easy, the show is reality, but still a show. Let's try to avoid beef or even idolizing these guys because they're expressing a reality that you also experience in your own way. It could be you in front of those cameras next year, and yes, let's be kind with words, the housemates are human like us o. Get well soon Kayvee.

Elcoshallon01:
So, Love Island just launched in Nigeria.

Gentlefury:
Lol, Nairaland is a vibe!!!


Liquorose, androgynous, independent popular dancer and Instagram celebrity. A hard go-getter who shows a cold focus on tasks that can only be compared to that of Lambo. But i've seen even confirmed lesbians start stuttering at the sight of very tall men with chiseled bodies, how much a chick that has no Instagram or Tik-tok to hide behind? It's either Emmanuel's lack of sexual interest or iron will that's stopping him from turning her to an Erica on live TV, greatly harming her brand as she's not there as Rose Afije but Liquorose the brand. The guy will have to contend with angry Liquorlions who see him as an opportunistic user, now that Rose seems to be under a deep spell and eager to have his child. The only real threat to Whitemoney.

Saga should be shot in his kneecaps for daring to simp over a Akpakpava road Jalebi baby like Nini in the face of 90m when he knows he lacks the beautiful looks of Ozo or the tragic aura following Frodd that still endeared both to viewers, failing to appreciate his friend Pere saving him from nomination, and being deaf to their fact that even without a boyfriend on the outside he would still rank low in the house for her attention after Michael, Cross and maybe Boma! Is he mad?!!

Geezeem:
[/s]

Broobembem:
Maria according to her, should be exposed enough because of her place[Dubai] of work and people she must have met, plus her age and life experience too.

Jackie B on the other hand should be exposed too, rumors had it she’s a one time senator’s daughter, this I believe should give her more class and exposure.

How and why these eediotic bitter two keep hating and badmouthing 21 years Angel remains unknown. First, I overlooked it as a normal gossip stuff, but it’s becoming irritating.

It’s disgusting, they are shameless. All because of a man. I don’t want to be sensitive to single mothers here or aged ladies here, but there’s this say that aged ladies are so hateful towards younger ladies getting attention from men.


The reason remains unexplainable to me. JackieB and Maria are two pathetic people we have in that house.

Payporte:
make una stop to quote that guy with long epistle na

Gentlefury:
Lol, Nairaland is a vibe!!!

Well this is what i have to say on this season itself and then specific events in this season.

This season is generally a flop. These housemates are mostly professional viewers who are definitely either too tense, very pretentious or are in this to get out and pack money from perceived and real endorsement deals. It's made worse by the sad fact that really big brands aren't really jumping on the show this year compared to last year. Na every body Buhari don dey reach! Even Ebuka had to literally fight for his job hosting the show and still make space for a Toke Makinwa who has bills to pay like the rest of us.

This possibly explains the absence of tasks and the resulting painful boredom giving room for handsome devils like Cross to constantly improvise games that inescapably end in sexual themes.

And now the housemates, the worst selection in BBNaija history.

It remains to be seen why the girls starting from last year seem to be under some of external influence, maybe the alcohol, maybe the ruthless air-conditioning, but they are all abnormally Hot. To make things worse, unlike last year's set that was filled with very chivalrous gentlemen, the guys this year are just slimy mitches with reckless hard-ons and loose tongues- the only exceptions being Jaypaul and Whitemoney to an extent.

Pere needs to outgrow his midlife crisis, he's too old to be looking for under-the-duvet action like a 21 year old. He should also act fast to shed off any covert animosity he has for Whitemoney, it's simply not what Gs do. He should also free Maria ASAP, Imo girls are just too street.

Maria should work on her Identity crisis, light-skinned privilege can only take you so far. And being the defacto Alpha female,she should know that her biggest asset to leverage on is her body and face. She should learn to check her foul drinking habit and learn not to give her pearls to swine, Tboss and Nengi are obviously bigger freaks than Maria, but they NEVER gave anything up on live TV except to guys clearly their seniors in levels or looks e.g Jon Ogah, Kiddwaya. Perception can be greater than reality, the last thing she wants is to remembered as part of Boma's scores. Everything from bride price value to the volume of deals you get after the show really depends on how much your legs are sealed as a woman, even in US reality shows viewers register major disappointment when a loved female cast member messes up on TV. She had no business inviting Boma in her bed, a Boma who smooched her but probably stopped because she slept off or because he doesn't want Pere's trouble having violated deep bro code.

Boma was supposed to be the overall Alpha, looking so much like a very dependable and mature single father who mysteriously still has a very chiseled body, the girls understandably feel him , and all he needed to do was act the part. Instead he turned to the biggest exaggerating, self-aggrandizing, kissing and telling man-bitch in BBNaija history. His "Okro" chant would have connected with viewers if he possessed Michael's type of prior honesty, but he would start with giving false hope knowing that he's still healing from his failed marriage and can't commit to anything emotional for now. His conduct with Queen, kissing and telling on Angel and Jmk, trying to take advantage of and groping a possibly drunk and sleeping Maria(didn't he hear of Tboss and Kemen?), gossiping on Liquorose feeling him, and obvious bitterness towards whatever Michael and Jackie B have is a good reason why he has earned the irritation of a majority of viewers. Boma should never come anywhere near any reunion show after this season is done, he'll get messed up big time.

Whitemoney is extremely impressive for a guy who didn't attend a university, but this slight handicap still shows in his subliminal attempts at overcompensation e.g Adopting a corny foreign accent when speaking with Maria, Oversinging during musical tasks, not being too mindful of being seen by envious people as trying too hard to be liked. He seems to be loving and developed a somewhat stoic discipline with sex, how many guys will act normal sleeping beside a half-naked Queen? He messed up and almost went against 042 by reasoning Jackie B earlier Sha. He understands the game and life a lot and is the first housemate in BBNaija history to be acknowledged by some of his own housemates as the very likely or clear winner this season.

Liquorose, androgynous, independent popular dancer and Instagram celebrity. A hard go-getter who shows a cold focus on tasks that can only be compared to that of Lambo. But i've seen even confirmed lesbians start stuttering at the sight of very tell men with chiseled bodies, how much a chick that has no Instagram or Tik-tok to hide behind? It's either Emmanuel's lack of sexual interest or iron will that's stopping him from turning her to an Erica on live TV, greatly harming her brand as she's not there as Rose Afije but Liquorose the brand. The guy will have to contend with angry Liquorlions who see him as an opportunistic user, now that Rose seems to be under a deep spell and eager to have his child. The only real threat to Whitemoney.

Saga should be shot in his kneecaps for daring to simp over a Akpakpava road Jalebi baby like Nini in the face of 90m when he knows he lacks the beautiful looks of Ozo or the tragic aura following Frodd that still endeared both to viewers, failing to appreciate his friend Pere saving him from nomination, and being deaf to their fact that even without a boyfriend on the outside he would still rank low in the house for her attention after Michael, Cross and maybe Boma! Is he mad?!!

Nini did nothing to Saga to be honest, she just needs to keep looking adorable and will be open to sugardaddies even bigger than the one she already probably has. Underneath her Nickelodeon features and baby gremlin voice is a huge stomach that can take food and a strong gutsy heart. She's taking the W here.

Tega is yet another example why even people in serious relationships shouldn't come to the Big Brother House, talk less of Married people,Mike, Dee one and Niyi being the only star exceptions. What Cocoice did on truth or dare and we all screamed is what a wife and mother did on live TV with a Saga who still went behind her back to gossip with Arin and state that he wouldn't even let his girlfriend come to the show without breaking up with her first. Rocking nko? She has given waist to almost everyone on the dance floor and is still a champion participant at truth or dare games, leaving her husband to take the heat of defending her actions as "acting" as if stunt doubles never existed. It's why i believe that she's not only in an open marriage or getting payback for her hubby's infidelity, but has probably gotten down in the house with someone.

Cross the seductive hippie who makes up in child-like open-heartedness and raw sexual energy a deep pain over personal disappointments in life and business and a gaping need for peace and love in any form, hence his attraction to the good girl symbolism that Saskay represents for him, age difference notwithstanding. Being a kid at heart himself, he's baffled at the reality of having to act as a guardian to a girl still growing and not yet at her resting place in life. He should best leave the Smally alone, fans might beat him up if he touches that girl in any way. He'll have the highest body count AFTER the show :- Maria, Nini, Princess, Jmk, Saskay, Angel and even Arin and Tega making it clear that they're down after the show, free of charge.

Jmk should be careful about checking her horniness on live TV if she wants to be successfully called to the bar, she should just accept that the guys just don't see her, not even as a sexmate. She also has the honour of the quickest time period from entering the house to having sex in BBNaija history - a record 48 hours. Boma obviously didn't do a good job and doesn't want a return match, hence her continuous assaults on Yousef.

Yousef :- Very good-looking but socially handicapped, for so long used to having his looks doing the talking for him. In spite of the nationwide anger against Fulanis/the core North, he has the most rapidly growing diverse fanbase even across Africa, looking vulnerable and very quiet. A lot of the girls would have gone in, Saskay saw he lacked the playful and fun naughtiness of Cross or the addictive big bro indulgence shown her by Jaypaul, and took off. None of the other girls care though, they'll just do him if the chance shows up. Jmk will get disqualified if she goes beyond just sharing his bed.

Saskay:- Exotic looking and cute enough to do whatever she wants. It's almost creepy to see any man above 30 getting an erection over this cupcake, why?! She might get whisked off to Europe if a modelling agent gets hold of her. Cross should stick to just buying her candy and ice cream and take his gigolo penis elsewhere �.

Jaypaul:- Good guy, just not meant for BBNaija.

Sammie:- Thinks this is American Pie 2 and any female is for him. Young and still has a lot to learn about life, especially handling hurt, disappointment and rejection, which is why Angel is a good learning process for him.

Angel:- No one will see this one coming till she's chilling in the house on day 72. Obviously worried by Daddy issues and something traumatic like most likely repeated sexual molestation, this girl, interrupted has had to do most of her fighting in life alone. A glance at her parents on Instagram made me develop a newfound respect for how this girl managed to survive that mess. It's ironic that only Pere and Whitemoney have failed to show any interest in her on the grounds of her frightfully young age while Cross and Arin constantly defend her. Boma is just a dirty human being for messing with this girl and still talking about it so carelessly as if he has forgotten he's a bros. I hope this girl won't be hard-used by men after this show based on the continental exposure she now has in exchange for money.She deserves better.

Queen:- Waste of body and beauty. Eager to be a Lambo reincarnation without reading the full bad bitch textbook. She needs to stop doing the most and rest under Whitemoney's wing. She's destined for a lot of goodies after the show and is too pity to groped like Eba for eating Okro soup (Pun intended).

Peace:- Can someone please cuddle this girl every night even if it's out of pity? Are the guys in that house eunuchs? Why are they letting this girl suffer singlehood like this?!

Jackie B :- All body, and slightly less emotional kudos for maintaining her honour out of respect for her son, but she's an agbaya for picking on Angel constantly and literally chancing her, Peace, Nini, and Jmk from even having any decent interaction with Michael. For her, it's really that deep, forgetting that husbands don't come pre-ordered in BBNaija, Khafi and Bambam got the rings by slow, methodical and long-term mature pressure. She needs to chill , apart from the fact that she's wonderfully boring and needs to leave ASAP.

Michael:- Stand-up Nigga. Oozes cool. Eyed by several women in the house. Marked for future nacks by Maria and Nini. Focused on his music hustle. Bravely stood up to be counted during the Whitemoney and Pere squabble. Secretly admired by Pere and Boma as something close to an "American connection" of 3 US citizens, the highest number in BBNaija. Unique blend of Yankee and 042. Needs to give up on being sexually liberal and avoiding commitments. Slowly falling for Jackie B because she's always in his face. He should try to never touch Jackie B without condom as she was probably told about when Michael said he would definitely marry a woman he gets pregnant. Appreciative and humble. Will still fling with Nini , Maria and Angel outside the house. Jackie B will know and still won't care. He's in trouble basically.

All in all, a lacklustre line-up. Everyone here should take it easy, the show is reality, but still a show. Let's try to avoid beef or even idolizing these guys because they're expressing a reality that you also experience in your own way. It could be you in front of those cameras next year, and yes, let's be kind with words, the housemates are human like us o. Get well soon Kayvee.

QueenCookie:


Maria be living rent free in this one's head.


I am almost certain that if I go back tens of pages back, Maria will remain the topic of discussion.

I ask again, who is the show?

Yea you are damn right, Maria!

Gbegirsoup:


Looks like you're pained Maria isn't giving it to Pere...

Which feelings are you even talking about sef?

Ibukzy:
Pere always trying his best to defend Saga, true friendship right there

toluxa1:
This one Pere dey do somehow somehow, I hope he's Ok

CRUISETOPIAVP:

Who do you expect to read this PhD thesis?

Pls next time, print it out and make it into a novel and start selling in Lagos traffic

Gentlefury:
Lol, Nairaland is a vibe!!!

Well this is what i have to say on this season itself and then specific events in this season.

This season is generally a flop. These housemates are mostly professional viewers who are definitely either too tense, very pretentious or are in this to get out and pack money from perceived and real endorsement deals. It's made worse by the sad fact that really big brands aren't really jumping on the show this year compared to last year. Na every body Buhari don dey reach! Even Ebuka had to literally fight for his job hosting the show and still make space for a Toke Makinwa who has bills to pay like the rest of us.

This possibly explains the absence of tasks and the resulting painful boredom giving room for handsome devils like Cross to constantly improvise games that inescapably end in sexual themes.

And now the housemates, the worst selection in BBNaija history.

It remains to be seen why the girls starting from last year seem to be under some of external influence, maybe the alcohol, maybe the ruthless air-conditioning, but they are all abnormally Hot. To make things worse, unlike last year's set that was filled with very chivalrous gentlemen, the guys this year are just slimy mitches with reckless hard-ons and loose tongues- the only exceptions being Jaypaul and Whitemoney to an extent.

Pere needs to outgrow his midlife crisis, he's too old to be looking for under-the-duvet action like a 21 year old. He should also act fast to shed off any covert animosity he has for Whitemoney, it's simply not what Gs do. He should also free Maria ASAP, Imo girls are just too street.

Maria should work on her Identity crisis, light-skinned privilege can only take you so far. And being the defacto Alpha female,she should know that her biggest asset to leverage on is her body and face. She should learn to check her foul drinking habit and learn not to give her pearls to swine, Tboss and Nengi are obviously bigger freaks than Maria, but they NEVER gave anything up on live TV except to guys clearly their seniors in levels or looks e.g Jon Ogah, Kiddwaya. Perception can be greater than reality, the last thing she wants is to remembered as part of Boma's scores. Everything from bride price value to the volume of deals you get after the show really depends on how much your legs are sealed as a woman, even in US reality shows viewers register major disappointment when a loved female cast member messes up on TV. She had no business inviting Boma in her bed, a Boma who smooched her but probably stopped because she slept off or because he doesn't want Pere's trouble having violated deep bro code.

Boma was supposed to be the overall Alpha, looking so much like a very dependable and mature single father who mysteriously still has a very chiseled body, the girls understandably feel him , and all he needed to do was act the part. Instead he turned to the biggest exaggerating, self-aggrandizing, kissing and telling man-bitch in BBNaija history. His "Okro" chant would have connected with viewers if he possessed Michael's type of prior honesty, but he would start with giving false hope knowing that he's still healing from his failed marriage and can't commit to anything emotional for now. His conduct with Queen, kissing and telling on Angel and Jmk, trying to take advantage of and groping a possibly drunk and sleeping Maria(didn't he hear of Tboss and Kemen?), gossiping on Liquorose feeling him, and obvious bitterness towards whatever Michael and Jackie B have is a good reason why he has earned the irritation of a majority of viewers. Boma should never come anywhere near any reunion show after this season is done, he'll get messed up big time.

Whitemoney is extremely impressive for a guy who didn't attend a university, but this slight handicap still shows in his subliminal attempts at overcompensation e.g Adopting a corny foreign accent when speaking with Maria, Oversinging during musical tasks, not being too mindful of being seen by envious people as trying too hard to be liked. He seems to be loving and developed a somewhat stoic discipline with sex, how many guys will act normal sleeping beside a half-naked Queen? He messed up and almost went against 042 by reasoning Jackie B earlier Sha. He understands the game and life a lot and is the first housemate in BBNaija history to be acknowledged by some of his own housemates as the very likely or clear winner this season.

Liquorose, androgynous, independent popular dancer and Instagram celebrity. A hard go-getter who shows a cold focus on tasks that can only be compared to that of Lambo. But i've seen even confirmed lesbians start stuttering at the sight of very tell men with chiseled bodies, how much a chick that has no Instagram or Tik-tok to hide behind? It's either Emmanuel's lack of sexual interest or iron will that's stopping him from turning her to an Erica on live TV, greatly harming her brand as she's not there as Rose Afije but Liquorose the brand. The guy will have to contend with angry Liquorlions who see him as an opportunistic user, now that Rose seems to be under a deep spell and eager to have his child. The only real threat to Whitemoney.

Saga should be shot in his kneecaps for daring to simp over a Akpakpava road Jalebi baby like Nini in the face of 90m when he knows he lacks the beautiful looks of Ozo or the tragic aura following Frodd that still endeared both to viewers, failing to appreciate his friend Pere saving him from nomination, and being deaf to their fact that even without a boyfriend on the outside he would still rank low in the house for her attention after Michael, Cross and maybe Boma! Is he mad?!!

Nini did nothing to Saga to be honest, she just needs to keep looking adorable and will be open to sugardaddies even bigger than the one she already probably has. Underneath her Nickelodeon features and baby gremlin voice is a huge stomach that can take food and a strong gutsy heart. She's taking the W here.

Tega is yet another example why even people in serious relationships shouldn't come to the Big Brother House, talk less of Married people,Mike, Dee one and Niyi being the only star exceptions. What Cocoice did on truth or dare and we all screamed is what a wife and mother did on live TV with a Saga who still went behind her back to gossip with Arin and state that he wouldn't even let his girlfriend come to the show without breaking up with her first. Rocking nko? She has given waist to almost everyone on the dance floor and is still a champion participant at truth or dare games, leaving her husband to take the heat of defending her actions as "acting" as if stunt doubles never existed. It's why i believe that she's not only in an open marriage or getting payback for her hubby's infidelity, but has probably gotten down in the house with someone.

Cross the seductive hippie who makes up in child-like open-heartedness and raw sexual energy a deep pain over personal disappointments in life and business and a gaping need for peace and love in any form, hence his attraction to the good girl symbolism that Saskay represents for him, age difference notwithstanding. Being a kid at heart himself, he's baffled at the reality of having to act as a guardian to a girl still growing and not yet at her resting place in life. He should best leave the Smally alone, fans might beat him up if he touches that girl in any way. He'll have the highest body count AFTER the show :- Maria, Nini, Princess, Jmk, Saskay, Angel and even Arin and Tega making it clear that they're down after the show, free of charge.

Jmk should be careful about checking her horniness on live TV if she wants to be successfully called to the bar, she should just accept that the guys just don't see her, not even as a sexmate. She also has the honour of the quickest time period from entering the house to having sex in BBNaija history - a record 48 hours. Boma obviously didn't do a good job and doesn't want a return match, hence her continuous assaults on Yousef.

Yousef :- Very good-looking but socially handicapped, for so long used to having his looks doing the talking for him. In spite of the nationwide anger against Fulanis/the core North, he has the most rapidly growing diverse fanbase even across Africa, looking vulnerable and very quiet. A lot of the girls would have gone in, Saskay saw he lacked the playful and fun naughtiness of Cross or the addictive big bro indulgence shown her by Jaypaul, and took off. None of the other girls care though, they'll just do him if the chance shows up. Jmk will get disqualified if she goes beyond just sharing his bed.

Saskay:- Exotic looking and cute enough to do whatever she wants. It's almost creepy to see any man above 30 getting an erection over this cupcake, why?! She might get whisked off to Europe if a modelling agent gets hold of her. Cross should stick to just buying her candy and ice cream and take his gigolo penis elsewhere �.

Jaypaul:- Good guy, just not meant for BBNaija.

Sammie:- Thinks this is American Pie 2 and any female is for him. Young and still has a lot to learn about life, especially handling hurt, disappointment and rejection, which is why Angel is a good learning process for him.

Angel:- No one will see this one coming till she's chilling in the house on day 72. Obviously worried by Daddy issues and something traumatic like most likely repeated sexual molestation, this girl, interrupted has had to do most of her fighting in life alone. A glance at her parents on Instagram made me develop a newfound respect for how this girl managed to survive that mess. It's ironic that only Pere and Whitemoney have failed to show any interest in her on the grounds of her frightfully young age while Cross and Arin constantly defend her. Boma is just a dirty human being for messing with this girl and still talking about it so carelessly as if he has forgotten he's a bros. I hope this girl won't be hard-used by men after this show based on the continental exposure she now has in exchange for money.She deserves better.

Queen:- Waste of body and beauty. Eager to be a Lambo reincarnation without reading the full bad bitch textbook. She needs to stop doing the most and rest under Whitemoney's wing. She's destined for a lot of goodies after the show and is too pity to groped like Eba for eating Okro soup (Pun intended).

Peace:- Can someone please cuddle this girl every night even if it's out of pity? Are the guys in that house eunuchs? Why are they letting this girl suffer singlehood like this?!

Jackie B :- All body, and slightly less emotional kudos for maintaining her honour out of respect for her son, but she's an agbaya for picking on Angel constantly and literally chancing her, Peace, Nini, and Jmk from even having any decent interaction with Michael. For her, it's really that deep, forgetting that husbands don't come pre-ordered in BBNaija, Khafi and Bambam got the rings by slow, methodical and long-term mature pressure. She needs to chill , apart from the fact that she's wonderfully boring and needs to leave ASAP.

Michael:- Stand-up Nigga. Oozes cool. Eyed by several women in the house. Marked for future nacks by Maria and Nini. Focused on his music hustle. Bravely stood up to be counted during the Whitemoney and Pere squabble. Secretly admired by Pere and Boma as something close to an "American connection" of 3 US citizens, the highest number in BBNaija. Unique blend of Yankee and 042. Needs to give up on being sexually liberal and avoiding commitments. Slowly falling for Jackie B because she's always in his face. He should try to never touch Jackie B without condom as she was probably told about when Michael said he would definitely marry a woman he gets pregnant. Appreciative and humble. Will still fling with Nini , Maria and Angel outside the house. Jackie B will know and still won't care. He's in trouble basically.

All in all, a lacklustre line-up. Everyone here should take it easy, the show is reality, but still a show. Let's try to avoid beef or even idolizing these guys because they're expressing a reality that you also experience in your own way. It could be you in front of those cameras next year, and yes, let's be kind with words, the housemates are human like us o. Get well soon Kayvee.

scondy:
So I ve watched Maria over the past few weeks , heard her convos while sober and while tipsy....and I come to a conclusion that she is not true to herself so much so that she no longer knows what's true and what is not.

She lacks filter, says the 1st thing that comes to her head, then if it proqduces results or reactions she didn't expect she tries to give it a different explanation.

She owes it to herself to just calm down ...own her genuine thoughts and feelings about situations, decide not to share if she feels the reactions may not be good for her.

She is just trying to come of as a master game player ....saying different things ....acting different ways ....all just conflicting each other. Its a bit of a turn off.

As per the whole boma thing...I watched the clip and obviously it wasn't sex.. There was movement around her shoulder area.

Now this is what i would say....she actually had no business sharing a bed with Boma. Like they are not close like that beyond the whole dhoh and once once hm banter.

There are some things that are unnecessary so u don't give off the wrong impression. It's almost what we criticise Angel for. Playing around and just feeling, it's not deep. Fine , it's not deep but it sells an unwarranted impression. Is the cruising worth the probable slander and negative rumours that may come off it.

We ve heard of her grabbing Saga's privates, albeit claiming I was tipsy...now u get under the duvet with Boma, while everyone assumes u r in a somewhat close friendship with another. How come this act isn't in tandem with what she chastised angel for. I.e. not respecting boundaries.


I like Maria, she is expressive but she comes off as projecting what she isn't a lot of times.