This one dey this side without panties pressing phone while this one dey the other chair shirtless pressing phone too.

Damn! Being broke and jobless is not good o! To make matters worse, DStv sub has expired. I need 12k to sub. What should I do to sub?

I just powered my hotspot for her to use free MB after we were done eating beans.

I went to the bathroom and saw the panties. She washed it. If I was a Yahoo boy now, that would've been free money. I'm glad I'm not and advise you not to be too.

But, on the matter at hand. Should I do a book promo to generate 12k? Lasticle costs 10k, but do you advise I do an instant promo and sell it for 6k to each to two people only to generate the money or I should do armed robbery?

Being broke is bad o! I'm feeling depressed! Maybe, I should console myself with this free 24/7 light from year to year.

Modified: Pictures deleted. You came too late.

So, we're just naked as she enjoys Tiktok videos while I enjoy YouTube shorts. Mind you, I'm a virgin and I'm gay.

Typing...

Lol .
You don work finish, u don dey enjoy... No wahala... Buhari never recorded your name for his list!
More enjoymet to you !!!

I'm becoming too lazy. I have lots of messages I haven't replied — including clients from different countries. E be like say I no like money again. I guess that's the reason I'm broke.

Anyway, I decided to reply an Indian client called Rai. He wants to buy our book called He Your Ex Back.

Below is what I told him.

Be honest boss, are the girls really naked? I need honest answer please.
How can two grown girls be naked in your house without fear?
Tell us something!

CarlScott:
Lol .
You don work finish, u don dey enjoy... No wahala... Buhari never recorded your name for his list!
More enjoymet to you !!!

Him no fit na. I'm not a scammer like him. My businesses are 100% legit. I'd rather die of hunger than to defraud or scam people. My conscience will kill me.

Even to ask people for help, I hate doing it. I feel like I'm disturbing them. I hate to disturb people.

DriftOff:
Be honest boss, are the girls really naked? I need honest answer please.
How can two grown girls be naked in your house without fear?
Tell us something!

Me wey dey shower with my female friends and even shave their p*ssies for them, yet nothing will happen. You don't know me.

Please, can someone suggest when I should deactivate my account to make my haters happy.

I feel like deactivating.

iLegendd:


Me wey dey shower with my female friends and even shave their p*ssies for them, yet nothing will happen. You don't know me.

Wait, WHAT?
Shower and Shave?
If this is true, then you are one hell of a Self-disciplined dude.
Most Nigerian guys are more like rapists sef, any small chance, they will want to dive in: I would like to exclude myself, lol .
Boss, tell us your secrets... I won't leave this thread until you say something... Your secrets? How were you able to tame your third leg to that extent?
Tell me something, I want that Self-discipline power too!
Imagine one was showing you her whole stuff, and you managed to hold yourself together, HOW?
Tell me something boss!

The time to delete that post was immediately you posted it.

chatinent:
The time to delete that post was immediately you posted it.

Okay, I'll do that, Boss.

Lol this mumu man is trying so hard to disguise the fact that he's gay

iLegendd:


Him no fit na. I'm not a scammer like him. My businesses are 100% legit. I'd rather die of hunger than to defraud or scam people. My conscience will kill me.

Even to ask people for help, I hate doing it. I feel like I'm disturbing them. I hate to disturb people.

Karma is real... He won't go free at the end.

DriftOff:
Wait, WHAT?
Shower and Shave?
If this is true, then you are one hell of a Self-disciplined dude.
Most Nigerian guys are more like rapists sef, any small change, then will want to dive in: I would like to exclude myself, lol .
Boss, tell us your secrets... I won't leave this thread until you say something... Your secrets? How were you able to tame your third leg to that extent?
Tell me something, I want that Self-discipline power too!
Imagine one was showing you her whole stuff, and you managed to hold yourself together, HOW?
Tell me something boss!

To have such self-discipline, you must've banged lots of pretty girls (black, white, Asian, etc.) and finally repented from such life.

When you get to this stage, you'll realize sex is overrated (but necessary) and those men who can control their urges can control money, the world, and women.

Deprivation of sex is the reason people value it so much. Those of us that get it easily no longer value it, so we just decided to chill.

SchoolGate:
Lol this mumu man is trying so hard to disguise the fact that he's gay

I'm gay o! And I'm proud of it.

iLegendd:


To have such self-discipline, you must've banged lots of pretty girls (black, white, Asian, etc.) and finally repented from such life.

When you get to this stage, you'll realize sex is overrated (but necessary) and those men who can control their urges can control money, the world, and women.

Okay, so it's all about "banging more" and "repenting later" .
But I must say, your Self-Discipline level is impressive!

DriftOff:
Okay, so it's all about "banging more" and "repenting later" .
But I must say, your Self-Discipline level is impressive!

That's the fastest way. Those who don't go through this way endure for long, but the time they'll unleash all the evil they've been subduing, the world will tremble.

Why is this girl teasing me with her laps and big hips. She doesn't know I'm gay. Please, what should I do to her?

Modified: Pictures deleted. You came too late.

iLegendd:
Please, can someone suggest when I should deactivate my account to make my haters happy.

I feel like deactivating.

e pain am

iLegendd:


I'm gay o! And I'm proud of it.

stingy fellow misery go kill u

oxiide22:
stingy fellow misery go kill u

nigga you go just get cardiac arrest ontop the legend matter.

Man is bored.

We don enter room go intertwine legs while pressing our phones and watching comedy. I told her to wear something. I no come this life to suffer.

Having a loyal female bestie or depressed hater is better than an envious male bestie. This is why I only have 1 male friend and lots of female friends. Nigerian men are easily aroused to envy and they can be evil and heartless.

Modified: Pictures deleted. You came too late.

gfon:
nigga you go just get cardiac arrest ontop the legend matter.

iLegendd:

true boss

iLegendd:

legend baba...you are doing well

gfon:
legend baba...you are doing well

Not doing as well as God promised me, but we shall all get there (including my haters) It's just a matter of time.

What's your contact bro. DM.

This beans is inducing sleep in me. Make everybody face their ass North and get ready to sleep.

Chop life o! Make life no chop you, but make sure your money is legit and protect yourself from yamayama by abstaining from incessant sex.

Modified: Pictures deleted. You came too late.

iLegendd:


Not doing as well as God promised me, but we shall all get there (including my haters) It's just a matter of time.

still better than me,am even hoping for this your level

gfon:
still better than me,am even hoping for this your level

I'm never better than anyone. Las las, 6 feet awaits everyone, and dust/sand shall we ALL go back to.

iLegendd:
This beans is inducing sleep in me. Make everybody face their ass North and get ready to sleep.

Chop life o! Make life no chop you, but make sure your money is legit and protect yourself from yamayama by abstaining from incessant sex.

this yash will not 4give u oo

the monikas below can be used as case study topics on nairaland for psycology students . . .

airforce1, casalinda, mumagee, ilegend . . .

these are very interesting characters to observe and marvel at the highs and lows of the typical human behavior