Bazz001 come and see ya brother oooo

Conner44:
Feli oya take your two hands hold your two ears, now drag those ears out very very well until e almost tear and read my typing as e Dey turn to words for inside ya head

“LEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEEEERFUUUL OOHH”

That nigga is gunning for N1m this month of September meaning this might be the month I get to piss on my boss big head.

I don dey kpaff the beer already, bladder don dey full, boss don barb fresh ‘kodo’ yesterday for aboki razor blade hand, Abeg make una two face una front so everything go fall into place for my side gidigba this September ending ohhhh

Thank Goodness say I tall and my office table high well well. I can’t see myself missing my aim on that fresh bald big head at all lie lie

Felicity001:


Then you actually need some glasses.

No, I actually need a kindergarten teacher to explain what the question is

Pearl1910:


Had a very sound sleep...ate, slept again and just woke up now. Thanks for asking.
Now I am thinking of going out to spend money or going out to make money

Rest today bro, seems your body is asking for it. Call me let's spend your money together

deedee44:

Rest today bro, seems your body is asking for it. Call me let's spend your money together

Lolz...I should rest or I should call u? Which one

[b][/b]pls help me attend to this oo.... make this people no go block me oo na only dem I dey manage for now and I dey ignore request wella but I no dey cancel trip.

Gudvibes06:
Pls my bosses what's the implications of not accepting ride too many ride on Uber pls enlighten me

Gudvibes06:
[b][/b]pls help me attend to this oo.... make this people no go block me oo na only dem I dey manage for now and I dey ignore request wella but I no dey cancel trip.

always accept all of uber requests and never cancel unless you've spent 5 mins at the pick up point. Very useless app

Plse am in need of a car to drive,plse any body who has or could refer ...
Location is mainland

Gudvibes06:
[b][/b]pls help me attend to this oo.... make this people no go block me oo na only dem I dey manage for now and I dey ignore request wella but I no dey cancel trip.

Only accept a trip you are sure of completing on uber, because uber frowns against cancellation.
In essence, accept requests that are close to you not the 5km requests nor the 20 mins pickup requests.
Should incase you have to cancel any request, just make sure you drive to the pickup and cancel with any of the any reason that gives security reasons, like rider didn't use face mask, no place to park, can't find rider. Doing this does not affect your cancellation rate and you do not need to wait for 5 mins. Just cancel once it starts counting down.

Having low acceptance rate on uber has not stopped me from getting requests, maybe because there are lesser drivers.
Here you have screenshots from my profile.

Gudvibes06:
[b][/b]pls help me attend to this oo.... make this people no go block me oo na only dem I dey manage for now and I dey ignore request wella but I no dey cancel trip.

You're 100% safe bro.
Even if you reject up to 90% of your requests.

The trick with uber is this, if the pickup time is much, 10mins upwards and you don't want to go on the trip, just let it ring out. They can never penalize for that unlike Bolt.

But if you accept a trip, please don't cancel. Try and complete it. But if you don't want to go on the trip and you've accepted already, let the rider Cancel.

Ahh you can say that again sir, very useless app I'm frustrated already. Inside surge you no go still see surge request plus 30mins pick up time. Who go help me beg uche like this.

CheerfulGiver:
always accept all of uber requests and never cancel unless you've spent 5 mins at the pick up point. Very useless app

donfortune48:


You're 100% safe bro.
Even if you reject up to 90% of your requests.

The trick with uber is this, if the pickup time is much, 10mins upwards and you don't want to go on the trip, just let it ring out. They can never penalize for that unlike Bolt.

But if you accept a trip, please don't cancel. Try and complete it. But if you don't want to go on the trip and you've accepted already, let the rider Cancel.

Waiting on this means you will wait tirelessly. Only few riders cancel after informing them you can't go to their destination. They will simply tell you to cancel since you were the one that declined the destination.

Thank you sir noted,

tunlapapa:

Only accept a trip you are sure of completing on uber, because uber frowns against cancellation.
In essence, accept requests that are close to you not the 5km requests nor the 20 mins pickup requests.
Should incase you have to cancel any request, just make sure you drive to the pickup and cancel with any of the any reason that gives security reasons, like rider didn't use face mask, no place to park, can't find rider. Doing this does not affect your cancellation rate and you do not need to wait for 5 mins. Just cancel once it starts counting down.

Having low acceptance rate on uber has not stopped me from getting requests, maybe because there are lesser drivers.
Here you have screenshots from my profile.

Noted sir thanks a lot.

donfortune48:


You're 100% safe bro.
Even if you reject up to 90% of your requests.

The trick with uber is this, if the pickup time is much, 10mins upwards and you don't want to go on the trip, just let it ring out. They can never penalize for that unlike Bolt.

But if you accept a trip, please don't cancel. Try and complete it. But if you don't want to go on the trip and you've accepted already, let the rider Cancel.

All the trips I have cancled are the ones riders did not show up after waiting for at least 5 minutes.

tunlapapa:

Waiting on this means you will wait tirelessly. Only few riders cancel after informing them you can't go to their destination. They will simply tell you to cancel since you were the one that declined the destination.

Gudvibes06:
Pls my bosses what's the implications of not accepting ride too many ride on Uber pls enlighten me

Nothing will happen to your account for not accepting trips.
That's where Uber beat Bolt hands down and the main reasons I hardly drove on bolt.

Gudvibes06:
All the trips I have cancled are the ones riders did not show up after waiting for at least 5 minutes.

You need to have patience and not cancel requests anyhow. Uber riders used to be right on time when there was cancellation fee but not the case anymore.

If you calculate the time you will use in getting another request plus the driving time to the pickup and the extra time the next rider will use before getting out, you will see that your patience will be better. Also ask for destination to know if its worth waiting for the rider to come out.

chillex8:

Nothing will happen to your account for not accepting trips.
That's where Uber beat Bolt hands down and the main reasons I hardly drove on bolt.

12%?
You dare not try this on bolt.

tunlapapa:


12%?
You dare not try this on bolt.

Pearl1910:


[b]Had a very sound sleep...ate, slept again and just woke up now. Thanks for asking.
Now I am thinking of going out to spend money or going out to make money ;[/b]D

Enjoy yourself man. You deserve it.

Felicity001:


Hahahahahahahaha....

My friend don't blane people for your failures in life, blame yourself.

No be you won go into contest with me? Dey there dey drag life you already have with me while I am busy picking up total card every month.

In the last 4 months I've picked up 2 cards.

So dey there dey insult and drag matter I just dey look you dey laugh.

Everybody get watin dey pursue them.

Fight your demon



U think say na mouth dem take dey pick up total card?

Everyone has a strategy.

Oga hoodlum driver ....... Pls what's total card?

Yes I get but I have to be careful at the same time the first one I cancled was in a dark and area at around 8pm 20min pick up time and rider did not call till I get there I waited for minutes and I did not see the rider sent text and no response so I had to cancel it and used the option ride did not show up. Another one in lekki I got to the pick up around 9pm called the rider and she said he had left I was like so why didn't you cancel the ride and said her phone was off I waited for 5 minute to cancel the trip thanks to indriver that day that gave me a destination trip back to abule egba.

tunlapapa:

You need to have patience and not cancel requests anyhow. Uber riders used to be right on time when there was cancellation fee but not the case anymore.

If you calculate the time you will use in getting another request plus the driving time to the pickup and the extra time the next rider will use before getting out, you will see that your patience will be better. Also ask for destination to know if its worth waiting for the rider to come out.

CheerfulGiver:
Yes, it's after bolt commission.

In July, I grossed 926,533. My net after commission was 750,000. Fueling was 123,000 at 4,100 daily. Profit was 627,000 or 20,900 daily. Last month I made less.

This month tho, is a different story. I've combined what I learned from my earnings of the last two months, made some re-adjustments, and my current monthly stats are promising after 4 days.

Gross is 135,610
Net is 108,995
Fueling is 16,400
Profit is 92,595 or 23,148 daily. An increase of 2,248 over my best month so far. Therefore, this tells me my restrategizing efforts are paying off. Average hours went up to 13. I'm working on keeping it down to the minimum and I have 26 days to go.

My last rider was a female optician who used to wake up by 4am in isolo and left home 5am daily, to get to work on the Island. She gets home 10pm. That's 18hrs daily. And she did it for 4 years before resigning.

My point is, nothing good comes easy. Every body with a dream must put in the time to make money. It's the money you make that will fund your dreams. If your 12 hours is too small, up it. You owe no one any explanations. No one cares if you work 15 hours or 20 hrs. People only associate with you when you are successful. They don't care about your sacrifices and the time you've put in. Anyone telling you that you work too hard doesn't even care about you. They just feel like talking, because if they tell you you work too hard, they should be willing to pay you for the time you decide to cut out by listening to their advice. But they won't. So I ignore. They're worthless to your grand scheme. Life is really all about you. If e never better for you, you can't help those around you. Time is very important. How you compartmentalize your time, is even more important than time itself.

I set my target this month at 1m. If nothing spectacularly negative happens this month, I'm definitely crossing 1m this month. Why? I simply identified a serious problem that affected my earnings in the month of July, in which I made 926,000.

That problem is this thread. An average long comment takes about 30 mins to compose. Then some minutes to proof read, and then posting 4 or 5 of such comments a day has taken over 2 hours of important time. Time that should have been used in driving. The mentality around here is that 15 hrs a day working is too much. But if you used that extra 3 hours to compose and post a comment, all is well... Scale of importance. You'll find out that it's even more beneficial to sleep with those 3 hrs, than post here.

Therefore, for the past 4 days, I've posted less. The ones I've posted so far have been when I'm done for the day, when I'm eating, when I'm on the toilet seat, but never when I'm behind the wheel, waiting for a trip. I also stopped reading felicity's posts. I just skip. Too long and vague. The result has been extra 2k daily. Believe it or not, this post has taken me almost 40 mins to type. Look at the time stamp on the screen shot. Now imagine if this was day time. LOL.

So my man, you need to create a goal, then set targets on how to meet that goal, and then avoid unnecessary distractions. Your earnings will improve.

Cheerfulgiver... Pls I sent you a mail since pls I haven't seen your reply

Okay sir, but chai Uber commission no be here oo I hope bolt is different sha.

chillex8:

Nothing will happen to your account for not accepting trips.
That's where Uber beat Bolt hands down and the main reasons I hardly drove on bolt.

Gudvibes06:
Okay sir, but chai Uber commission no be here oo I hope bolt is different sha.

Uber is still the best app for a sane driver.

I concur with pocahontas on her submission about the app. Its just different from the rest.

Mind you, The highest ever earning per week of #227,000 (net) or #302,000 (gross) was made on UBER.


I rest my case.

tunlapapa:


12%?
You dare not try this on bolt.

How are you my friend?

tunlapapa:


12%?
You dare not try this on bolt.

Uber no get drivers again na...so they have to pet the few that are still remaining

chillex8:


Mind you, The highest ever earning per week of #227,000 (net) or #302,000 (gross) was made on UBER.


I rest my case.

Quoted for reference when I lay it to waste.

Noone7:


Cheerfulgiver... Pls I sent you a mail since pls I haven't seen your reply

Do resend if it was on, or before Sept 1

Long pickups simply means few Drivers. This means a low driver to rider ratio.

If you have more drivers and more are still joining, it means you are doing something right.

Bolt is still the best app. You can plan your itinerary for the day.
I don't want any app to be throwing me around Lagos for peanuts.

northbird:
Long pickups simply means few drivers. I. E low driver to rider ratio.

If you have more drivers and more are still joining, it means you are doing something right.

Bolt is still the best app. You can plan your itinerary for the day.
I don't want any app to be throwing me around Lagos for peanuts.

Loud it...

chillex8:

Uber is still the best app for a sane driver.

I concur with pocahontas on her submission about the app. Its just different from the rest.

Mind you, The highest ever earning per week of #227,000 (net) or #302,000 (gross) was made on UBER.


I rest my case.

Lolz...na Sanity we go chop?
Which year was this record set abeg??