This our country is comic relief

decatalyst:
Nah hunter pursue am go climb that mast.


Package jollof rice with fish, chicken and any cold drink of his choice, he will jump down

There is hunger in the land even me too am.depressed

dre11:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/09/05/nigerian-man-climbs-telecoms-mast-threatens-commit-suicide-if-woman-not-married-him

i knw say na people from this part of d world; bt on a serious note, d man still de climb nah & him never reach him destination for his admires
body go tell am* so for this economy melt down, this yeye man still de think of woman to bear children & to add more hardship to his hardship....yeye man

Iyaebe:
You were trying to deny me your ring and I said I've secured it already, so you like sneak sneak something lol

This two in one person move ur self loving to love section. I
I can bet your right ball and that left boob that are usually bigger that u and pansophist are the same person.

Omeizadean:


This two in one person move ur self loving to love section. I
I can bet your right ball and that left boob that are usually bigger that u and pansophist are the same person.

You don't have sense. No not one.

Sometimes these things are not ordinary, it's spiritual, i was once in a similar situation, i have been with tons of women and this girl is the ugliest among them, there was a day i travelled from warri to lagos by road and returned to warri by road the other day just to ask her why she didnt pick my call untill her best friend told me that she used juju on me untill God delivered me, since then i have been very careful with women

Iyaebe:
This is what we call true love lol pansophist can you do this for me?

No particular love here, he was just trying to force parents get him a wife

dre11:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/09/05/nigerian-man-climbs-telecoms-mast-threatens-commit-suicide-if-woman-not-married-him

Northern Nigeria always disgracing humanity .from 10m Almajiri roaming the street ,to bandits to boko haram .

pansophist:


You don't have sense. No not one.

Drop ur receipt here that certified u have sense, or that u re not the one running multiple account.

Konji no good

Senseless man their should hv allow him to jump after all hm no gt use 4 dz life

Poverty is a disease
God know say aha go dey waka dey go, look am once and dey waka pass am.
Senselessness.

Make him die well..

The world is over populated..

One less 1DIOT to bother about..

Konji don wan finish Bros .. for sure He doesnt know what Marriage entails, this one is just looking for sexual urge killer.. Even we way don marry dey self ehn******. Make i no talk

Nigeria is a comedy zone

Xenry:
Bad idea. Nairaland Redpillers won't find this funny.

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Instead of you to hustle, get money first and then get married, you now want your parents to marry for you, what an entitlement mentality.

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If he is a Funali herdsman, or a Buharist, let him go ahead and JUMP abeg. They are the Zombies in this country.

Hahahhahahaha

Juliusmomoh:
I can bet with my two balls that what the guy did is script...

He just did it to attract public attention.

If i won commit sucide na untop mask i go go

Why are de even trying to help sef

Sometimes i feel maybe nigeria is just a comedy crib in heaven. Like when god just want to relax he will tell angel gabreal: " change the channel to nigeria, i want to watch something"

it actually is bro I don watch am with them

dre11:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/09/05/nigerian-man-climbs-telecoms-mast-threatens-commit-suicide-if-woman-not-married-him

Ori bury ni

What a hopeless person. He needs to receive some sense magnatising hot slaps

Na wah

make he die na...this country too hard for me to begin reason person wey wan kill himself. if he even die, his parents go kuku rest

ah better enjoy your bachelorhood e sure me die say u go still climb that mast when u marry

If I dey there, dem no born am well to come down there without jumping.

Aturu Germany.

Bros na against you. If you die you die.

Joe4real1988:
He is trying to say, when u become important���

But I'm more than important

Iyaebe:
This is what we call true love lol pansophist can you do this for me?

You miss the story. He's not in love with anyone, doesn't have anyone.
He wants his father to marry for him. Konji matters

Wah dha f**k homie...





Las las konji is a bastard

pansophist:


But you said you've secured a ring. Which ring be that one? But anyways, if you want de sneak come collect am, I go deliver. But no marriage

Lord of the rings

Lolz
Wahala be like sleepas
Abeg mke hin climb more
D tixket is free

Bloody simp.

Nigga should go and get a lady pregnant. Abi his sperm still no good ni?

If you no get money, make sure you get sense.