Well, I have not come to bore you again like a song from an untalented singer,rather I have come to seek your advice, before things get out of hands like money leaving the hands of a customer.

Well after much chat and calls,my ex girlfriend's friend who has been calling me to come stay with me cos she's stranded,made a date to come over and finally she arrived like a parcel from DHL, she called me to come out the gate jus like our dear lord Jesus called forth Lazarus,

Well,I showed up and when I saw her she looked prettier than the last time I saw her,I DNT think I would be wrong if I say that she might have made extra effort to love-vendor her looks,she wore a pink gown,that hugged her body so tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son hugged his son after his sojourn from a foreign land where he went to waste all his resources.


We smiled at each other,she paid off the bike man and I helped her carry her bag in,then we chatted briefly,she put on the TV and started watching bbnaija on the DStv.i left her to go about my normal hustle,then at night upon my return,she had prepared a hearty meal,so I ate and we both played mortal Kombat on my ps3, although she beat me coz she's quite good at it,so I left her and slept off,while she continued watching bbnaija.


In the morning,I woke up first then had my bath, then due to the sound of my movement she woke and that was where my torture began, cos she wore bumshorts and when she stood from the bed,her laps stared me in the face like a Challenger in a boxing competition staring at his opponent.


Upon sighting her laps,my penis stretched itself like a dog after awakening from deep slumber,I refused to be moved,thinking it's jus a normal thing coz she has stayed with me and my ex before and anytime I see her fresh laps,I pounce on my gf with all the anger of lust in me when we are alone.

But the one that takes the Cake is that for the past four days, she has the habit of coming out of the bathroom with jus her towel, dis morning she did it again,hmmmm the girl is looking for my trouble, I had gone out to have breakfast and when I returned I sat on the bed and she jus came from the bathroom into the room jus like that with only a skimpy towel round about her body displaying her fresh laps,my eyes strolled to and fro the lenght of her laps,like a young lad walking to and fro the street looking for where they on generator so that he can charge his phone.


My penis stood up slowly but surely like a student in a classroom who has been posed with a difficult question by a teacher in the class to which he is unsure of the right answer, immediately I Departed the room like judas Iscariot on hearing that he will be the one to betray jesus and I went into my bus and sat down then brought out my penis in it's erect state and looked at it with compassion, and I thought to my self, if I use the energy from the fufu and egusi soup that I ate this morning to handle this gal,the way I will knack ehn,the sounds that will be made from the knacking ehn,I believe my landlord will believe that I have taken heed to his advice to stop eating outside and instead start cooking hence the pounding sounds which he might assume that it's me pounding yams in the kitchen not knowing,that's it's my waist colliding heavily with hers

Kukuma turn fiction writer

Guy none of ds happened jor...

Badt guy

A good writer indeed

I will be waiting to hear the rest of the story.

It will definitely happen!

Jonaifame22
Just dey write book dey sell.......

Abeg update us when you pound her like fufu oooo

When a guy's life is about to be ruined.

muller101:
When a guy's life is about to be ruined.

He is being seduced and he thinks he is in charge. Men and thinking with their third legs.

That girls is there to ruin you. In a year time, review you life with what you have now. My condolences in advance.

tstx:
Kukuma turn fiction writer

will you buy my books?if I venture in to writing

the boy is good, nice write-up

This guy is back lol

jonaifame22:
will you buy my books?if I venture in to writing

Nah... I prefer downloading my books illegally

bobowaja:

He is being seduced and he thinks he is in charge. Men and thinking with their third legs.

That girls is there to ruin you. In a year time, review you life with what you have now. My condolences in advance.

Ouch ��

Baba talk true
You done login

To give the op choke slam dey hungry me

tstx:


Nah... I prefer downloading my books illegally

oh, I see

I no dey like read stories for nairaland, because e no dey complete

tstx:
Kukuma turn fiction writer

really

tstx:
Kukuma turn fiction writer

I tire ooo

jonaifame22:
Well, I have not come to bore you again like a song from an untalented singer,rather I have come to seek your advice, before things get out of hands like money leaving the hands of a customer.

Well after much chat and calls,my ex girlfriend's friend who has been calling me to come stay with me cos she's stranded,made a date to come over and finally she arrived like a parcel from DHL, she called me to come out the gate jus like our dear lord Jesus called forth Lazarus,

Well,I showed up and when I saw her she looked prettier than the last time I saw her,I DNT think I would be wrong if I say that she might have made extra effort to love-vendor her looks,she wore a pink gown,that hugged her body so tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son hugged his son after his sojourn from a foreign land where he went to waste all his resources.


We smiled at each other,she paid off the bike man and I helped her carry her bag in,then we chatted briefly,she put on the TV and started watching bbnaija on the DStv.i left her to go about my normal hustle,then at night upon my return,she had prepared a hearty meal,so I ate and we both played mortal Kombat on my ps3, although she beat me coz she's quite good at it,so I left her and slept off,while she continued watching bbnaija.


In the morning,I woke up first then had my bath, then due to the sound of my movement she woke and that was where my torture began, cos she wore bumshorts and when she stood from the bed,her laps stared me in the face like a Challenger in a boxing competition staring at his opponent.


Upon sighting her laps,my penis stretched itself like a dog after awakening from deep slumber,I refused to be moved,thinking it's jus a normal thing coz she has stayed with me and my ex before and anytime I see her fresh laps,I pounce on my gf with all the anger of lust in me when we are alone.

But the one that takes the Cake is that for the past four days, she has the habit of coming out of the bathroom with jus her towel, dis morning she did it again,hmmmm the girl is looking for my trouble, I had gone out to have breakfast and when I returned I sat on the bed and she jus came from the bathroom into the room jus like that with only a skimpy towel round about her body displaying her fresh laps,my eyes strolled to and fro the lenght of her laps,like a young lad walking to and fro the street looking for where they on generator so that he can charge his phone.


My penis stood up slowly but surely like a student in a classroom who has been posed with a difficult question by a teacher in the class to which he is unsure of the right answer, immediately I Departed the room like judas Iscariot on hearing that he will be the one to betray jesus and I went into my bus and sat down then brought out my penis in it's erect state and looked at it with compassion, and I thought to my self, if I use the energy from the fufu and egusi soup that I ate this morning to handle this gal,the way I will knack ehn,the sounds that will be made from the knacking ehn,I believe my landlord will believe that I have taken heed to his advice to stop eating outside and instead start cooking hence the pounding sounds which he might assume that it's me pounding yams in the kitchen not knowing,that's it's my waist colliding heavily with hers

How many times we go read this PIECE OF SHÍT FOR HERE

jonaifame22:
Well, I have not come to bore you again like a song from an untalented singer,rather I have come to seek your advice, before things get out of hands like money leaving the hands of a customer.

Well after much chat and calls,my ex girlfriend's friend who has been calling me to come stay with me cos she's stranded,made a date to come over and finally she arrived like a parcel from DHL, she called me to come out the gate jus like our dear lord Jesus called forth Lazarus,

Well,I showed up and when I saw her she looked prettier than the last time I saw her,I DNT think I would be wrong if I say that she might have made extra effort to love-vendor her looks,she wore a pink gown,that hugged her body so tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son hugged his son after his sojourn from a foreign land where he went to waste all his resources.


We smiled at each other,she paid off the bike man and I helped her carry her bag in,then we chatted briefly,she put on the TV and started watching bbnaija on the DStv.i left her to go about my normal hustle,then at night upon my return,she had prepared a hearty meal,so I ate and we both played mortal Kombat on my ps3, although she beat me coz she's quite good at it,so I left her and slept off,while she continued watching bbnaija.


In the morning,I woke up first then had my bath, then due to the sound of my movement she woke and that was where my torture began, cos she wore bumshorts and when she stood from the bed,her laps stared me in the face like a Challenger in a boxing competition staring at his opponent.


Upon sighting her laps,my penis stretched itself like a dog after awakening from deep slumber,I refused to be moved,thinking it's jus a normal thing coz she has stayed with me and my ex before and anytime I see her fresh laps,I pounce on my gf with all the anger of lust in me when we are alone.

But the one that takes the Cake is that for the past four days, she has the habit of coming out of the bathroom with jus her towel, dis morning she did it again,hmmmm the girl is looking for my trouble, I had gone out to have breakfast and when I returned I sat on the bed and she jus came from the bathroom into the room jus like that with only a skimpy towel round about her body displaying her fresh laps,my eyes strolled to and fro the lenght of her laps,like a young lad walking to and fro the street looking for where they on generator so that he can charge his phone.


My penis stood up slowly but surely like a student in a classroom who has been posed with a difficult question by a teacher in the class to which he is unsure of the right answer, immediately I Departed the room like judas Iscariot on hearing that he will be the one to betray jesus and I went into my bus and sat down then brought out my penis in it's erect state and looked at it with compassion, and I thought to my self, if I use the energy from the fufu and egusi soup that I ate this morning to handle this gal,the way I will knack ehn,the sounds that will be made from the knacking ehn,I believe my landlord will believe that I have taken heed to his advice to stop eating outside and instead start cooking hence the pounding sounds which he might assume that it's me pounding yams in the kitchen not knowing,that's it's my waist colliding heavily with hers

you are a mumu man

moyosore32:
Guy none of ds happened jor...

really

DaddyRochie1642:

lol