kanuisagoat:


Reminds me of one that added N1000 naira for me when the guy I took her to meet came to pay only for her to chat me the following night asking if I stay alone after we had exchanged pleasantries.

I played along for a moment and told her I stay alone. She said she also stays alone and that she was quite bored and would like to come over.

Laago mewa ale

Alaye, me I don marry o, and I don't stay alone. I live with my wife and son.

Na so I discharge her and also blocked her everywhere.

Felicity001:


Legit one? I go contact you when I get ready

BAZ001:


Me self shock at the bolded what was that conner44 trying to say ?

Semi educated, black African migrant ?

Educated = literate ( I know )
Uneducated = illiterate ( I know )
But semi educated ( beats my imagination)

Worst is black African migrants, do we have white African migrant.

With due respect and I’m going in peace jejely

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yusufdayo1:


why are the questions not answered

IFEBARBIE:


I laugh at the chauffeurs that still fall for this. I won't even look at your face, not to mention other parts of your body... I just dropped one now and I didn't even check my right side mirror sef.
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truthsayer009:
Please i have a question regarding Bolt drivers because i am so fed up with them.

- Why would a driver accept a request & switch off their phone.

- Some will accept your request and set "Driver has arrived" and then refuse to pick their calls or respond.

WHY? WHY?

I mean if a driver isn't going my way, all he needs is for him/her to tell me and I will cancel.

Is Bolt forcing drivers to accept rides or what?

BAZ001:


No dey cast me naah, na chucsmoore not me.
Last week one girl shoot are shot for the first time. I was shy cos they were two and her friend was telling her to leave me alone. See he’s just smiling and not talking to you. For my mind Na so girl dey toast boy ?
To cut long story short we’ve been chatting everyday since then. Unilag graduate, masters Babcock and lives in lekki.
But CheerfulGiver says no distractions in this 1 million target.
It won’t go beyond chat by gods grace


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CheerfulGiver:
This is for normal conditions

Pearl1910:


JTB form is not accepted as a form of drivers licence on Bolt or Uber until u have been captured and issued the temporary or permanent one.

Noone7:



Barz if to say na me, you know how many connections I for don get from this e_hailing parol........! Be it guy or girl, elderly man or woman I go make sure say they have the feeling of relief like say Dem just finished a nuru full body massage...... So my 5star rating no go drop at all.,....... But have it in mind if na all this self entitled brat, I don mind dropping them off in the middle of nowhere (lonely road) or chase him/her out my car (the cheerfulgiver principle)

Pearl1910:


Maybe nobody here uses the car for ehailing as they claim and even the professional sef cannot say anything because there is actually nothing good to say.

CheerfulGiver:
for surge conditions, just apply the %

For example, you received a request, no surge.
Surge trips come as 1.1x, 1.2x 1.3x , maximum on bolt is 1.9x. Where .1x to .9x is basically extra 10% to 90%.... That's why surge is a driver's best friend.

You're to pick rider from 5 Allen Avenue. Destination is parktonian hotel, ikate, lekki.

You navigate to the address, and slide arriving now. You don't get paid waiting until after you've waited for 5 mins at which point you start earning 11naira for every minute you wait. So let's say in this example, you wait for 10mins.

She comes out after 10 mins, you start trip. Even before leaving, your fare is 260 + 110 = 370. Bolt will always round up to 500 as minimum fare or to the nearest 100 on trips

Now assuming trip is for 1hr 20 mins and distance is 40km, let's calculate the final fare from 1.0x to 1.9x

1.0x
Waiting time - 10mins = 110naira
Base fare. = 260 naira
Trip time - 80 mins. = 880 naira
Km fare. = 2800 naira

Total fare. = 4050 naira, or 4100.

1.1x = 4,500
1.2x = 5,000
1.3x = 5,400
1.4x = 5,800
1.5x = 6,200
1.6x = 6,600
1.7x = 7,000
1.8x = 7,400
1.9x = 7,800

These are close estimates. Could be more, or less, fractionally but not significantly.
If you wait for her to buy any thing, extra minutes count. It's good to know how to calculate so you know when the system has shortchanged you.

spartacus11:
Me i don’t call drivers ohhh, i let them do the calling

i stop calling last year

but i give them a little bit of time to reach out, bcus some drivers may be on a trip they are almost ending.

after like 5-10 minutes if i don’t hear from the driver i cancel.

truthsayer009:


How can I find my ratings on the bolt app?

pocohantas:


It is the JAZEBEL for me. Must be the daughter of JEZEBEL. Hahahaha!

I ask again, what do you drivers consider bad rating? 3.5 and below? 4? 4.9?

Nezzjnr:

Cucumber and its likes need Full Time monitoring na why i no too gbadu am

Plantain and Cassava no require too much stress

Just Weeding

Gentlelife50:

I was at the workshop this morning, I no even look that Jam rice side before I use my one week earnings chop rice.

Assuming Mama rad dey I for use my ID card as nairaland member chop the rice.

FuckEveryday:


Omo where u go!

Btw Congrats felicity! So happy for u bruv.
[b]I suppose run u full tank[/]!

pocohantas:


1. Not guilty

2. Not guilty

3.Not guilty. I think this is tactless, but one day I went to Balogun market. Omo, when I was done, my eyes were turning. I looked at the driver with swollen eyes and begged him to allow me to eat gala and chilled coke. He started laughing…You know the rest.

4. I do this sometimes. Most times I close those doors ehn, e no dey close well o. I go come open am again and …! Wahala go enter.

5. NEVER

6. I always sit at the back now. Uber drivers were becoming too nice. One volunteered to show me around Lagos, another wanted to take me for dinner at Eko Hotel, another felt the traffic from VI to Lekki would have too much impact on my account, ended it and still completed the ride. My friends and I agreed I should be sitting at the back, maybe the problem is my “miniskirt/gowns”.

7. I don’t have a problem with low AC, na high one be my problem.

I am at a 4.81. I don’t know how I got there, but it has remained that way for some time now.

BAZ001:


Oven lighters and Lazy Drivers spotted,
They will leave their business and get distracted with fine girl. I’ve seen a driver allowing a female rider to drive his car, for what reason ?

The one that burst my bubbles
Fresh Yellow legs, mini skirt and cleavage bearing tops...and sitting in front.
I will just start praying in the spirit and be using only my rear mirror. God punish devil.

Jazebel daughters can come in many forms


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pappy4real:


this point is duly noted sir and would be considered when things are better, but for now, im broke and have quite a lot more pressing financial situations to attend to.
thanks

CheerfulGiver:
I politely asked a middle-aged grandmother to get the fuck_ out of my car today for trying to play on my intelligence. How can you request a trip from Lagos Island to Mile 2 bustop, and be telling me the trip will be Patapata 2k, and that you won't pay more than 2k regardless of what the app shows? I refused and told her I'll collect whatever comes up after I end trip. She said she knows, but that as a brother she's telling me in advance to avoid problems, that they told her it was between 1800 and 2k.... Who the fuck_ exactly, is they? And how on God's green earth am I in any way, shape or form related to this woman and what was it she saw in me that suggested to her that I'm running a family business cum charity organization with my fuel and car or that I'm swayed by sentiments such as "my son" or "my brother?"

I told her point blank with a smiley face, to tell whoever requested the trip to use indriver, hopefully, pope191 could be around the corner to come to her rescue but as long as she's insisting on paying a flat rate of 2k, my interest in embarking on that trip was as flaccid as a "5 letter word" after "7 letter word".

I cancelled trip and opened the boot for them to get her stuff out. I prayed to make 40k before leaving home. That would have been my second trip of the day so it was too early for such nonsense.

yusufdayo1:


Thanks...cos am also contemplating to get the Toyota Prius 2010 hybrid for the e-hailing business but my money never reach

Felicity001:


My brother you won't get enough reviews about this car in nigeria even when you find somebody that uses it they'll still not give you a comprehensive review enough fof you to make a decision so best is make your research and take your decision base on your research.

It took me over 3months doing research on my recent choice of car after considering 3 brands (Volvo, hybrid and MB). the mercedes give a better review. More durable, more prestigious, cheaper to acquire with cheaper parts than the Corolla and most interestingly it's parts are original because Germany do not have China made parts they produce their parts and cars themselves. Most of their export vehicles are made in South Africa and not a third party production they supervise and produce themselves, same technology same everything and the SA made and German made are better than those made in America even. Only thing is that America specs are more fancy in the interior but the German and SA made are better off.

The only thing is cost of labour can be very pricy reason being that they know they won't be seeing you in the next 10-12months after the fix.

So think your decision through very well b4 you make it.

Felicity001:


Haha... Abeg oh I need am o make I send my azza? it's just 62.4L capacity

All the same thanks bro and thanks to all of you that send your good wishes God no go shame us.

We shall all achieve our goals and purpose in life.

Non here will be victim of circumstances!

Amen! Amen!! and Amen!!!

cc: peeps4u where u dey self

Felicity001:


Hahaha... My oga dem ni born my generation well if I no use the Almighty mobile 1 ooh i don already budget money for that one for 1yr down... U know say I do my I.T very well even with our oga at the top so I no go Bleep up at all... Our consignment? Ha! na only BAZ001 go fit respond to that question ooh

As for my Jamaican rice? That one insurance cover me for that one na na small tin for mama... Mama radautoworks na operation feed the nation na nothing dey happen

Johnnybegood12:

At the strike and bolded is the reason why u are still not getting the first response pearl1910 gave u

Entitlement mentality

izzou:


Comprehensively insure your car

Install a good tracking system. And give your car to anybody.

The way you guys hold on to this guarantor stuff, one would think it's a better option.

If a driver gets involved in an accident, you'll still spend money to arrest the guarantor. In the end, the police will witness an agreement that the guarantor would pay small-small. Let's not forget that you will still give the police money too.

Just insure the car comprehensively. It's better than requesting 1000 guarantors..

My opinion

Felicity001:


Your mumu too much... You're not smart at all.

Simply go on the trip, and the ride and report "rider paid less" you'll be refunded. Simple! I.diotic sombory. I pray to carry your mama one day then kick her Stu.pid asx out for calling me my son then see how painful it is to you.

Treat old and elderly people with respect and pride unless you don't pray to grow old.

Fufu... anuofa! Tufiaka.

XGhost:


I think your quote and response applies more to you than the rider.
Fact that he wrote oga doesn't mean he implied that he's your superior. It's our manner of speaking. How many times have you called your contemporary bros or boss? It's how we converse informally which could also be interpreted as a form of camaraderie.
It's an insecurity problem that makes you so quickly interprete something so simple to be a slight on your person.