thorrvik55:


Lol.. I'm 99% sure every Premier League defender knows Lukaku is left footed, Lukaku just dey find talk with this "I played with Tuanzebe back in the day" yarns

timay1:


Lukaku just dey cap this days

Any slowpoke defender with half a brain in the EPL knows he's left footed

I expected this from the brain of scummies....did you expect him to just shoot with his left feet? He fúcking made your Tuanzeberere chop grass....take your L in peace and deal with how to make Martial prolific in front of goal.

Catfishing:

Just a goal and you have started masturbating?

Honourable, calm down.....he will soon start begging Penaldo for free penalties..


Mtcheew

4 phucking goals in 4 phucking games phool. None of them penalties.

Put Havertz goals on the table and compare. When Havertz scores 3 EPL goals you may approach the table. Till then you modafoka don’t have the right to talk this rubbish.

Put respekkt on Bruno’s name. PhooL

Make una leave the guy na, staying in the news is important to any ambitious footballer, una no see as Jorginho Dey milk him award to the fullest .


Lukaku shalaye as you want

TheLequte:


4 phucking goals in 4 games phool. None of them penalties.

Put Havertz goals on the table and compare. You modafoka haven’t earned the right to talk this rubbish.

Put respekkt on Bruno’s name. PhooL

Bruno the one that will go into oblivion after 8 games?

CR7 coming is the end of Stat padding Bruno Penaldes, because, Penaldo won't give Penaldes any pen to use and stat pad

Catfishing:

Bruno the one that will go into oblivion after 8 games?

CR7 coming is the end of Stat padding Bruno Penaldes, because, Penaldo won't give Penaldes any pen to use and stat pad

Worm.

Put Havertz goals on the table first before I can have any form of discuss with you on this matter.

Until you do so, scram. I don’t have time for non-intelligent nonentities.

The caption got me

According to Raumdeuter performance in major finals is greater than any other performance, so based on this rule Havertz is greater than Fernandez. We didn't set the rules we met them in place.

TheLequte:


4 phucking goals in 4 phucking games phool. None of them penalties.

Put Havertz goals on the table and compare. When Havertz scores 3 EPL goals you may approach the table. Till then you modafoka don’t the right to talk this rubbish.

Put respekkt on Bruno’s name. PhooL

Bruno is 27 already and yet to play ucl knockout stage, you are comparing him with a 22 year old that won ucl for his team. He should keep stat padding and disappear when it matter most like europa cup against villareal.

Trevor012:
United front 4 this season. Be jealous

I hope Sancho isn't anywhere near the front 4 list, because that guy legit looks like he will be Utd's house-cat this season.

Shukusheka:
I hope Sancho isn't anywhere near the list, because that guy legit looks like he will be Utd's house-cat this season.

Comrade, why are you so wicked?

MercylessMercy:


Make all the excuse in the world for Havertz but same can't be said for Mount.

This is witchcraft at this point bro. Tune it down

I'm equally obsessed with both havertz and mount in positive and negative ways according to most of you, Using unnecessary words to try and tinker with the mind of an outspoken person


The only language I understand is rationality, if you like call me wizard, I will still drag that kindly input unprintable names here mount

BlueAngel444:
Kovacic shuting some shouting mouths up

We would applaud him when he does that on a regular, most especially against 'top teams'.

Amoto94:
According to Raumdeuter performance in major finals is greater than any other performance, so based on this rule Havertz is greater than Fernandez. We didn't set the rules we met them in place.

From that rule.... Havertz is greater than lots of players.... Even KDB

OJURONGBE1:


We would applaud him when he does that on a regular, most especially against 'top teams'.

You should be ashamed of yourself for this ridiculous comment.

Obere4u:


From that rule.... Havertz is greater than lots of players.... Even KDB

We didn't set the rules we met them here.

TheLequte:


Worm.

Put Havertz goals on the table first before I can have any form of discuss with you on this matter.

Until you do so, scram. I don’t have time for non-intelligent nonentities.

Where is Bruno performance on the biggest stage?

Havertz is greater than KDB and Bruno plus Sancho combined.

I met the rules here

Ibime:


Nice one. Britain done finally get women's player

But make these girls allow Serena win her last one go sha

Chinese mother, Romanian father.

But she British, innit?

MercylessMercy:


Where is Bruno performance on the biggest stage?

Havertz is greater than KDB and Bruno plus Sancho combined.

I met the rules here

The rules, for anyone wondering

Catfishing:
When asked why he checked back on his right foot for the first goal vs Villa Lukaku said:

“I played with Tuanzebe back in the day, he knows I'm left footed.”

Intelligence.

Lukaku's confidence is on another level
Lol

See as guyman dey cap .. who doesn't know he is left footed

Good for him tho

Did anyone else notice how Alonso never took the armband off even when Azpilicueta & Jorginho were introduced in the 2nd half?

ShadowWalker00:
Future balon d’or winner.

This guy and Livramento are the only ones we'll regret letting go not dross like Guehi, Tomori and that donkey in rome

Catfishing:

I expected this from the brain of scummies....did you expect him to just shoot with his left feet? He fúcking made your Tuanzeberere chop grass....take your L in peace and deal with how to make Martial prolific in front of goal.

Dude stfu

Everyone with half a brain knows Lukaku was just capping by saying the reason he moved the ball to his right was cos Tuanzebe knew he was left footed as a result of them playing together during his Manure days..

Him saying Tuanzebe knew he was left footed cos they played together at Manure is pure Okoto shalaye for the media to use as headline..

And I'm a Chelsea fan btw

Unlimited22:

Chinese mother, Romanian father.

But she British, innit?

Success has many fathers while failure is an orphan

Exonerate1:


This guy and Livramento are the only ones we'll regret letting go not dross like Guehi, Tomori and that donkey in rome

Awon hate any English player squad.

Anyway Pep is now interested in your Basmati

Shukusheka:
I [s] hope Sancho isn't anywhere near the front 4 list, because that guy legit looks like he will be Utd's house-cat this season. [/s]

Bring out any of your wingers that will outperform Starboy Sancho this season

Trevor012:

Bring out any of your wingers that will outperform Starboy Sancho this season

Starboy Sancho with Zero goals and Zero assists

Trevor012:

Bring out any of your wingers that will outperform Starboy Sancho this season

Callum Odoi is enough....or should I bring Mount into the equation?

Itsrm:


Starboy Sancho with Zero goals and Zero assists

Overhyped low budget Andre Schurrle

ShadowWalker00:
Generation German talent.

Clear of Pervertz.

Cc. Raumdeuter

As if Havertz didn't shake the same Farmers league.

Catfishing:


Overhyped low budget Andre Schurrle

Will easily turn out to be the flop of the transfer window.

Amoto94:
According to Raumdeuter performance in major finals is greater than any other performance, so based on this rule Havertz is greater than Fernandez. We didn't set the rules we met them in place.

The only major final Bruno has played in his life is Yuropa and he still flunked it. Abeg Abeg

Catfishing:
Did anyone else notice how Alonso never took the armband off even when Azpilicueta & Jorginho were introduced in the 2nd half?

I mentioned this to a friend while we were watching. Interestingly, he didn't take the kneel too.