Felicity001:


enh! Na island you dey wash your car?

Thank God me I wash my car myself... Took me 2days 6hrs each day.

eyinola:
funny enough, a rider told me yesterday please don't forget to rate me ooooo, i just smile I say so riders too dey beg for ratings

Felicity001:


C200 2004. 1.8L M271 engine... If you are looking at having one I advice you opt for the M111 engine red top bullet proof 2.0L some gurus claim the engine is more rugged and cheaper to replace.

Good luck

Bigbossco:
Good morning, I am interested in meeting this guy at Oyingbo. My Honda accord 07 is consuming fuel seriously. Please drop his contact. Thanks




Bring the ride to Oyingbo I will connect you to a very good Honda specialist at Honda village...... He will take a all round inspection of the car...... Then thereafter gives you update and also mod your Honda to consume fuel similar to a Corolla if not better. Cuz, he uses a Honda Accord v6 and it consumes just like a Corolla. I was fu*king surprised.

Passionate888:

What's dummy request

Coketols:
Please what's the code for cancellation on Bolt, sometimes it's not just possible for a driver to make a trip and must by all means, cancel it.

Please what's the best way to do it when the rider refuses to cancel and it is imperative that you do it yourself, especially when you are trying not to miss out of a commission or incure any penalty from bolt.

vicdon:
Who is free for sango trip this Evening, pickup is ayobo command..... 08097009204 call me asap

komodapson:


...hahahahaha.....can't stop laughing ó...so this is true.

I took a lady from maplewood estate last Sunday to Eko hotel on a bolt ride. We had a nice conversation and all that. Arrived at her destination, I unlocked central lock. When she was about to disembark from the Vehicle, she said:

Rider: why didn't you plead or request for 5star rating...
Me: (chuckled) ...for what sis? I smiled again
Rider: But other drivers do, they keep begging me..
Me: apologies, not to be seen to be rude or sound arrogant. Can I have a minute of your time.
Rider: Yes you can. (She smiled)
Me: While growing up, we (using the pronoun loosely now) all do pray for our teachers to give us good marks/result, same for common entrance Primary 6, I went further Junior WAEC, WAEC/GCE, JAMB-POLY JAMB, all thru University also....

My Sister (quite older than her though) , At this Juncture, stage of my life....I do not need any individual evaluation to validate my decision(s)...(speaking further) I don't believe the rating is objective enough and its quite un-empirical...

Rider: smiled, hmmm hmmm ..... Nodding her head... I'll like to see you some other time...bye

Me: Enjoy the rest of your day ma'am

Rider: ...And you too

(Door closes)
...Zoomed off to go chill over 1bottle and watching EPL

4-5Hours later...

Phone rings....
Me: (who be this again)
Hello...sorry who is online pls
Rider: oh..I'm (blablabla) you dropped me off at Eko hotel
Me: oh yeah, you forgot something? Hope no problem
Rider: No no no, are you still around? I wouldn't mind if you can come pick me up
Me: Eeyah... I'm already in gbagada...so sorry
Rider: Alright...I'll order for another ride
Me: please do ma'am

(An hour and half gone later)

Phone rings again....rider calling...(now I recognize the number)

Rider: You did not ask me whether I was able to get a ride
Me: (I laughed, how e tey concern me) you'll surely do ma'am.....we do unregistered schedules night and day (I replied jokingly, thinking about antleagues and lazyDLeague for my mind)

Rider: stop calling me ma'am...are you not older than me..
Me: (I'm like hehehe, òmó...house don full ó...àwón èru(slave) oloun tí wà nílè ó, referring to my kids now)
I replied: Ah no...It doesn't matter, its just out of courtesy and its my forte

....To be Cont'd...(hahahahaha)

Quick one, lessons learnt...

Just be your self, don't be at the passengers/rider beck and call to determine your actions/inactions

Your life is not dependent on Bolt/Uber.

Have a plan B, just like what Pastor Adefarasin (house on rock) said sometimes ago...

Your Mental health is Paramount, I repeat your mental health is Paramount. Keep it in check. The fulcrum could be tampered with by "insane riders" , if not well manage . Simply because, you tend to ferry passengers instantaneously and you'll come across them in this sinusoidal manner:
"good-bad-bad-ugly-good-ugly-bad-ugly-good"
At high wavelength....

So a word is enough....

My regards to Oga Felicity.... I just gbàdun dat guy for no reason walai, his write up do crack me up. Logic to full in head...

tunlapapa:


Oh I can see you are a newbie. The more reason someone said earlier that do not believe all being said here. Dummy request also helps them to keep their driver's account alive.

Passionate888:
What's a dummy request?

Finnish:


Asking your family and friends to request, then they drop a nice rating after a journey of 200m.

BAZ001:
I’m in this party in lekki , chevron drive precisely. And I’m seeing many faces especially ladies (working class not runs girls) and it seems as if 80% of the faces are familiar. Like riders or seen them before.
Is this only me or it’s natural?
Ehailing is messing with my brain, I pray not to do this hustle for long

How can strangers be looking familiar ?

BAZ001:
I’m in this party in lekki , chevron drive precisely. And I’m seeing many faces especially ladies (working class not runs girls) and it seems as if 80% of the faces are familiar. Like riders or seen them before.
Is this only me or it’s natural?
Ehailing is messing with my brain, I pray not to do this hustle for long

How can strangers be looking familiar ?

Juwonmania:
Continuation...
When I entered petrocam today ehn, told the girl to sell 4k fuel for me. She said oga look at the pump o before I start. When she was through she asked for money, I checked the pump, she sold 1k.
I told her I said 4k, she said she thought it's 1k I said. The same thing the other guy did.
She continue selling from 1k and stopped at 3k too and claimed she sold 1k before and 3k now.
That's when I came down from my car. Told her my experience with the guy yesterday. She denied and I insisted I wanted to see d manager .. That was when she calm down and was like *God will judge it*..
She sell my remaining 1k for me and I left in peace.

BAZ001:
I’m in this party in lekki , chevron drive precisely. And I’m seeing many faces especially ladies (working class not runs girls) and it seems as if 80% of the faces are familiar. Like riders or seen them before.
Is this only me or it’s natural?
Ehailing is messing with my brain, I pray not to do this hustle for long

How can strangers be looking familiar ?

BAZ001:
I’m in this party in lekki , chevron drive precisely. And I’m seeing many faces especially ladies (working class not runs girls) and it seems as if 80% of the faces are familiar. Like riders or seen them before.
Is this only me or it’s natural?
Ehailing is messing with my brain, I pray not to do this hustle for long

How can strangers be looking familiar ?

sehawale:
If you are Uber Partner or Driver in Lagos, kindly share your experience here:

- Considering the unpredictable traffic situation in some parts of Lagos, is it lucrative?
- How much on the average do you make weekly, working from morning till evening daily excluding weekends?
- What are the challenges specific to Lagos with being a partner or driver with Uber?
- Would you recommend a friend to be a partner with Uber.
- Any other useful info...

I need this survey/shared experience because I have thought of being a partner with Uber. I have a driver that is assigned to my family. My family's daily itinerary is fixed and this makes my driver and my car idle from 8am to 8pm daily. Registering the car and the driver with Uber has been considered to roll extra bucks into the family's purse and increase my driver's take-home as he will get commission from money made from Uber, apart from the salary he is being paid presently.

Your comments will be appreciated!

BAZ001:
I’m in this party in lekki , chevron drive precisely. And I’m seeing many faces especially ladies (working class not runs girls) and it seems as if 80% of the faces are familiar. Like riders or seen them before.
Is this only me or it’s natural?
Ehailing is messing with my brain, I pray not to do this hustle for long

How can strangers be looking familiar ?

IFEBARBIE:
pls, who can run abule egba to vgc offline tommorow by 6am. Price 5k

IFSHR:


7k.....if agreed drop pick up and needed details ..

IFEBARBIE:
she's a pastor and insisting on 5k, that the road will be free

IFSHR:


No deal. Thanks

I'll add 200 for Gala and Pepsi.

Help a pastor, please

izzou:


I'll add 200 for Gala and Pepsi.

Help a pastor, please

tojahh:


I will support with plantain chips. Help a pastor please

iheartellah:

I see you using words like "empirical" and "objective", did you study philosophy?

BAZ001:
I’m in this party in lekki , chevron drive precisely. And I’m seeing many faces especially ladies (working class not runs girls) and it seems as if 80% of the faces are familiar. Like riders or seen them before.
Is this only me or it’s natural?
Ehailing is messing with my brain, I pray not to do this hustle for long

How can strangers be looking familiar ?

IFSHR:


No deal. Thanks

davit:
I will add a can of bullet. Abeg help pastor nah

izzou:


I'll add 200 for Gala and Pepsi.

Help a pastor, please