Kaycee54321:


Honourable, reduce the volume, Sir.

I just responded ma'am. Thanks for the heads up and best regards

dharmie13:


Please check ur mail,i sent you one yesterday

IFSHR:


Lol....make it shawarma sir

Gentlelife50:

Your own small, one babe stole my other phone one time.

eyinola:
passenger carry my clipper wey dey trunk with her loads i call her and once she hear my voice she go hang up.. I com dey wonder wonder why

Felicity001:


You can link me up for future rides every Sunday morning and subsequently I'll gladly take her...

Gentlelife50:

Lol, no dey keep valuables in the boot biko.
They will carry it along thier loads.

Gudvibes06:
Pls house is it okay to go to ibadan on Uber ? No surge the rider refused to do offline pls I need you urgent help b4 I pick up

IFEBARBIE:
oh! I forget say na AE be ur hood. Ok, I'll mention you next time. She'll be coming back to AE from VGC on Wednesday

IFSHR:


No try am...the trip will end while on the journey.....try and see if you think or any tell you say na lie.......peace

IFSHR:


No try am...the trip will end while on the journey.....try and see if you think or any tell you say na lie.......peace

Gudvibes06 porst=105964454:
Pls house is it okay to go to ibadan on Uber ? No surge the rider refused to do offline pls I need you urgent help b4 I pick up

komodapson:


Noooo nah sciences ó...but .Na GES 106 : philosophy, History and logic wey I do during undergraduate days na him no one leave my " chikini brain" ó....

But on a serious note, during my undergrad days I hardly miss any inaugural lectures being offered by professors in Faculty of Art then...
but what changed my disposition totally was when the Oyi of Oyi, late Chuba Okadigbo gave a lecture at Trenchard hall....he was an associate professor of metaphysics... A branch of philosophy that is so "dreadful"
Mehn.... Everybody kept quiet....#fem inside auditorium when this man dey yarn. He was an Orator

Metaphysics, epistemology, auxiology, and logic... Apparently, Metaphysics happens to be one of the most difficult aspect of philosophy..
Late chuba okadigbo studied Metaphysics... I so much have respect for him till death...so na so e be

Felicity001:


Hahaha... Na lie ooh some d**k after 5min never stand again if you think I lie ask Poco she go tell you how cheerful own dey do .

IFSHR:


No try am...the trip will end while on the journey.....try and see if you think or any tell you say na lie.......peace

IFEBARBIE:
seriously?

Felicity001:


Ok Sir... Volume reduced.


Inbtw... This money where are you oooh.... Come oooh

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BAZ001:


Elders says “when cat is not at home rat will begin form land lord “

Because our super tech no quick show lubex oil is showing face and forming land lord.

On behalf of all of us at D*u23, we apologize for any inconvenience cos by d delay of our super oil due to the em emm... Buhari emmm plane and emm abokifx. Sorry guys bear with us


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BAZ001:


Elders says “when cat is not at home rat will begin form land lord “

Because our super tech no quick show lubex oil is showing face and forming land lord.

On behalf of all of us at D*u23, we apologize for any inconvenience cos by d delay of our super oil due to the em emm... Buhari emmm plane and emm abokifx. Sorry guys bear with us


[img]https://media./images/0a714b7628d39672ea63e27bb9a84fe5/tenor.gif[/img]

Bellite

komodapson:


Noooo nah sciences ó...but .Na GES 106 : philosophy, History and logic wey I do during undergraduate days na him no one leave my " chikini brain" ó....

But on a serious note, during my undergrad days I hardly miss any inaugural lectures being offered by professors in Faculty of Art then...
but what changed my disposition totally was when the Oyi of Oyi, late Chuba Okadigbo gave a lecture at Trenchard hall....he was an associate professor of metaphysics... A branch of philosophy that is so "dreadful"
Mehn.... Everybody kept quiet....#fem inside auditorium when this man dey yarn. He was an Orator

Metaphysics, epistemology, auxiology, and logic... Apparently, Metaphysics happens to be one of the most difficult aspect of philosophy..
Late chuba okadigbo studied Metaphysics... I so much have respect for him till death...so na so e be

nickvanilla:


Are you serious?
That's a bit unusual. See ehn, the most important thing to a rider (which should be your priority) is getting them safely to their location in the fastest possible time.

Any other thing like bluetooth, charger is an added advantage (that they should even be paying for). The requirement for bolt is having a radio!! If they want to listen to their music, they can get a headset and blast their ears away.

What I think can help your ratings is effective communication and compassion. This is how I begin:

Me: Good Evening...
Rider: Good Evening
Me: You're going to Lagos Island right?
Rider: Yes, I am.
Me: Alright, I'm starting the trip now.
Rider: Please go ahead.
Me: Okay....The map is saying 35 minutes. Should we take Third mainland or Eko bridge?
Rider: Anyone that's faster on the map.
Me: Alright.

Then I go silent.

Factors that affect your ratings:

NAVIGATION: Anytime the map suggest a faster route, I inform the rider before taking it. Riders do not like when you're taking them through an unfamiliar route so it's best to always carry them along before taking shortcuts or alternate routes.

PAYMENTS: Another thing to pay attention to is your attitude towards payment. You cannot be driving without a functional bank app. I mean, how can someone transfer money to you and you'll say, "wait let me see alert first". With your bank app, you'll get notified a lot quicker when money is sent to you. If you insist on seeing SMS alerts first, your ratings will continue to suffer .

CAR NOISE: Does your engine sound like a raging bull? Are your shocks, suspensions in order. You can't maintain a consistent high rating if your car gives off bad sounds. My car has been squealing and groaning for weeks due to bad shocks. I usually cover up by increasing the radio volume but sometimes riders tell me to turn it off completely and then I become exposed. You can guess what follows after

CONVERSATIONS: I usually don't initiate convos with riders, but once they start we will continue talking till we reach their destination. I've had G boys open up to me about what they put their hands into to make it. Married men and women have bothered my little head with their family issues etc. I don't mind because I know they're most likely to give a 5 star rating to someone they had an interesting conversation with and I learn a lot as well.

Typically, if you're good looking your female riders will come to the front seat. And if you can't hold a good gist with them, your ratings will dip. So free yourself.

CAR INTERIOR (Appearance and Scents): Put yourself in your rider's shoes. Will you be happy in a dirty, stinking Uber ride? Hell no! So do the needful.

YOUR VISAGE: Some Uber drivers would not even smile once during a trip. Bros! No be fight na? Your rider cracks a joke, you fail to laugh and you want 5-star rating. Are you normal?

BAZ001:


Elders says “when cat is not at home rat will begin form land lord “

Because our super tech no quick show lubex oil is showing face and forming land lord.

On behalf of all of us at D*u23, we apologize for any inconvenience cos by d delay of our super oil due to the em emm... Buhari emmm plane and emm abokifx. Sorry guys bear with us


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Johnnybegood12:

E be like say u no want Ur free freon gas again Abi

IFEBARBIE:
Bellite

Johnnybegood12:

E be like say u no want Ur free freon gas again Abi

Felicity001:


To be honest with you I'm not in the best position to advice you on this decision you wish to take as I haven't gotten a good and enough experience with the MB so I can't say, but base on the bolded you're 100% assured BUT my best advice to you is, should you eventually opt for a MB pls go to ladipo yourself and get your parts all by yourself because there's this general mentality our mechanics have, since it's a MB it should be expensive so they just wickedly inflate the price all by themselves.

Can imagine i gave a tech money for a part and said its 20k but on getting to ladipo yesterday I confirms the same part is about 10k I haven't price it oh... So you can see.

As for the choice of car your kazeem advised, still do your research, seek professional advise if possible create a thread then state all your concerns, worries and purpose for your choice you can tag me in the post I'll help tag a few guys I know in NL to give their own view. If it's mainly for the Uber business I'll suggest any of the 4plugs MB from 2000- 2006/7 M111 engine. The C300 from my knowledge is a 4matic... Honestly I don't know much about it.

Good luck

Felicity001:


How much is Freon gas that BAZ001 grossing 100k easily weekly can't afford?

Abeggi oga Lubex Oil pls how much is this your palm oil biko me self don tire to wait for this our container that has been on the high sea since January b like our oga no won settle boy for sea port.

Felicity001:

Pocahontas self don dey surgi I like that

Like seriously why would I help you load your luggage in my boot, for watin na? I only open and close myself because I wouldn't want you to bang my boot, reason many Corolla boot are tired with garri sack rope like how do drivers even drive with the banging and scratching noise... That tin fit cause psychological problem na...

That was how I got a request somewhere around meiran some time back, mama and daughter don't know weather they're relocating to yaba or weather daughter is going back to school or weather she just finished omugo...

Daughter: we have some bags ooh
Me: bring them out let me see if they can fit in

Daughter started dragging the bags out from inside the compound towards the car as I was already standing by the boot opened,
next thing mama referring to daughter: leave it let him come and carry them! You know that command tune na.
She directed her talk to me, oga you're supposed to carry and load the bags in the car why are you standing looking like that?!!

I was like really! Inside my mind, be like this one dey mad.

I didn't even say a word,i just simply closed my boot went into the car and drove off.


As for the Bluetooth, that one self na another issue on it own..
Oga/madam if you don't like the music I'm playing request for a station or a genre of music you'd like to listen to I'll play from my end not you connecting to my sound system on a trip of 30-40mins then you start making and playing all kinds of calls and music like the world is crashing, some will even want to burst your speakers by increasing the volume to the highest because of how much and some drivers will be nooding their head like agama lizard driving like F1 driver with their kekebu Corolla with smoky engine and tear rubber alloy rims... Goats

Rider: do you have Bluetooth?
Me: yes,
Rider: can i connect?
Me: No!
Rider: why?!
Me: I will find it hard to connect back when you're gone.
Rider: wow!
Me: do you have any favourite music you'd like to listen to?

I search and then play, simply.


I don't ask riders to rate me 5 star I only remind them by saying "remember to do your rating" i don't even add please... If you like rate if you like dont rate... Bolt has blocked me about 5times in the last 10months...

I told Uche one day, guy na me dey pay you ooh... Check how much i pay to your company monthly if you like unblock my account na you sabi there r other ehail app... I've not gone online for about a month now Uche no let me rest... I get at least 2 mails daily.

So i wonder why drivers get worried wen rating is going down... If you're on rental you should have all the 3 apps else you're not ready to work. When one releases the hammer ogbeni go to the next available one, no do no do you go get something to keep body and soul while you work towards unblocking of your favourite app.

BAZ001:


Hey oga dru23, our only bill gate here.
I was only protecting our brand, our new brand so that others won’t be dragging ground with us by the time our consignment land.


I’m still loyal I get package for inside, I can’t afford to do anyhow