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What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by sylvestersamuel(m): 9:24pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
Here is mine. It was 11pm in the evening, i was fast asleep when my aunt woke me up that she craves for a yam sauce. After cooking for close to an hour, i served her the yam sauce. She ate just about 3-4 spoons out of the sauce and thereafter, requested i convert the yam sauce to poridge yam. God!!! Omo, local man started preparing yam poridge at about 12am in the morning, just to satisfy her, considering her condition. At about 12:45, i was done cooking. I served her the yam poridge but she rejected saying her baby craves for bean cake (akara). I told her i can't grant her what she is requesting for because as at that time, it was almost 1:30 am. Guess what? She legit started crying (lol). Local man can not can na, i left her and went to sleep, you can't come and be stressing me untop pregnacy that is not mine. Please share yours if you've got any. 325 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 9:25pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
Pregnant women that will useless your life with errands? Well, my own is after delivery. I didn't visit my sis when she delivered cos I wasn't around... When I came in, after a lil time.. I don't know what she wanted to go and buy. She gave me the small uncle to feed. Feeding that uncle was the slowest moment of my life. He will still vomit it. I nearly give am slap. The thing pained me. I spent up to two years feeding that guy I won't lie. I hail all women who do this. #Bows. 275 Likes 13 Shares
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Jeon(f): 9:28pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
chatinent: G 13 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
chatinent:Feeding small uncles and aunts no be small work I swear, but it's fun. I love watching how they open that their small mouth 157 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 9:35pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
Jeon: Fatimine.✌️ 1 Like |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 9:37pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
BeeBeeOoh: E better make I dey cook for wifey, buy her things, go market, clean house. I can't just can't. 13 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 9:49pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
chatinent:You can can when jungle matures, just start learning how can you can now 24 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Sonnobax15(m): 9:53pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
My nephew and his wife relocated from Lagos back to Delta state about 9 months ago....And she was pregnant...The whole wahala started when she developed the attitude of constant spitting.....I couldn't take it any longer,so I had to confront my bro and told him to warn his wife to at least limit the way she spits around . Mennnnnnnn,I never knew that was even the less among her Problems...The moment she promised to limit her spitting,na then she resume work for vomiting . Watching how my bro was fed up and frustrated,I go just dey say to myself--"oboy,so one day one day I go learn how to tolerate all these kind nonsense from one banny too 142 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 9:53pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Benki003(m): 9:57pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
Okay one time my aunty was pregnant she said, she wanted to eat egwusi soup so I prepared it for her, Only for the woman to tell me that she wants sour egwusi soup, Meh had to dip hand into the soup to enable it sour, naso madam just sit down for floor download the food finish I was like tueh I can't do this 143 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by billynoni(m): 1:08am On Sep 27, 2021 |
Local man was a fresh out secondary school, got a cleaning job in a bank on Lagos island. A newly married pregnant lady- a full time staff there, works there too. One cool afternoon like that, aunty called local man to get her meat pie+ chicken burritos+ spaghetti from Sweet Sensation on Broad street, then go ahead to get Yamarita from TFC or Ofada rice from Chicken Republic on Marina street. I said jokingly "ma'am, is that not too much?", aunty replied she's craving them and very hungry and I should get whatever I will eat too. I said okay and left with her debit card. Approximately 25minutes later, I was back and informed her, that her food's on the table in the common room. She asked me what I got for myself and I replied "bread and egg". Leeeeemao, that's how aunty start begging me to give her bread and egg, that I should take all her own order from restaurant I weak that day. She even gave me extra 2k, coz I allowed her eat my food and didn't make her own food to waste. Aunty Ope if you're seeing this, I miss you sure sis paaaaaaahhhh 510 Likes 31 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by zed7: 6:43am On Sep 27, 2021 |
God bless my wife, the most uncomplicated woman in the world. Handled her pregnancies like a champ. Sometimes God really chooses for people. He knows I'm not cut out for drama. 293 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by NoToPile: 9:37am On Sep 27, 2021 |
billynoni: 55 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by seankafor(m): 10:16am On Sep 27, 2021 |
billynoni:Na em be say Wahala still plenty up front oo 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by billynoni(m): 11:23am On Sep 27, 2021 |
seankafor:Wahala be like pregnancy cravings lol 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Maydayy(m): 12:13pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by ImaIma1(f): 3:19pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
chatinent: Patience. It takes patience. They are little humans that consume slowly at first. A woman can sit and breastfeed for 45mins. It can be tiring and confining. 51 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by ImaIma1(f): 3:29pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Lol...the men really try. I know of someone who left surulere to abule egba at 10pm looking for masa for his pregnant wife. Me.I couldn't just disturb my husband when he would get back home tired to go out and start looking for something. Make man pikin rest. 96 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Jammy2012(m): 4:01pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Bobotic(m): 4:01pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
What hungry a pregnant woman hungers the shooter too simple like ABC 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by confirmedniggae: 4:01pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
then ,my wife can sleep inside sun from morning till night 16 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by PENNYSWAP: 4:02pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
one turned me to her errand boy unto say me and her enter same bus Dey via interstate travel .... she even tell me to taste it , how’s the taste I enjoyed though cuz she rejected like 80% of what she bought during the travel . she gave me money to buy suya 4K, when I gave it to her , she touched it and said it’s not hot enough. I said in my mind(Aunty you are touching suya wrapped in newspapers and covered with nylon , how will you ascertain the real temperature of the suya ?) I was like , but they have cut it nah she now said she doesn’t want to eat beef again that it’s ram suya she wants to eat. Na so I collect money from her and bought ram suya 4K again , she tasted it and said pepper no dey am enough ... Long story short , we became friends till today after that trip . 153 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by OutisComputers7: 4:02pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by ATEAMS: 4:02pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Raxxye(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Pregnant women too get wahala, I swear! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Ahmback(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Funny peeps up there 2 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by BarrElChapo(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Lmao |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by arthurwillia(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by wunmi590(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Honestly, majority of what OP wrote there, my wife never exhibits any of them, so when I see pregnant women saying that I just laugh hard.... The only think I feel my wife exhibit is headache between her first 3 month and she can even take her bath like 20 times a day, midnight she can bath like 7times before morning God bless our pregnant women and make them deliever safely and also bless women who are looking up to God for fruit of the womb (Amen) 230 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by luminouz(m): 4:04pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
WTF |
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