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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Kingosytex(m): 4:05pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
When my elder brother's wife said to him "Honey clap for me, our baby needs noise" 96 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by federal9: 4:05pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
sylvestersamuel: you are wasting your talent. Chat moderator job is your calling. If you know you know 2 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Nobody: 4:05pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by LordIsaac(m): 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
It is women that are over pampered and lack discipline that make pregnancy and delivery a hellish experience for their spouses. Quote me daily! 31 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Nobody: 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
While driving her to the hospital, Aunty was seriously hitting and slapping me. Her mother in-law pity for me that day because she was equally in the car. I remembered, the mother-in-law telling her, "no be him give you belle na" 60 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Klass99(f): 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
ImaIma1: Not easy at all. 1 Like |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by selfdefence: 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
I have no legit experience with any 1 Like |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by ayenale1(m): 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Potential fathers should be prepared for constant snoring jeez i hate this, vomiting, spitting, unnecessary request above all craving for pepper in all prepared food if you eat that food my brother u go craze... 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by invinzible1: 4:12pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
chatinent: Same sister that betrayed you |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by justified007: 4:13pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
ayenale1: Not in all cases Sir. I am a proud father of 2 adorables and did not pass through any of this nonsense. 4 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by championship: 4:13pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Women are wonderful They should be respected and treated right God bless all women 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by geesilver(m): 4:13pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Here is mine: on this faithful Friday after work I went to check on my wife at her shop. I meet her attending to customer that was around 6pm so I waited till she was done around after 8pm. Unknowingly to me she was restless but manage to attend to her customer until when she began to act strange telling me at first she wants to pee, she quickly dashed to the back of her shop to ease herself. She came back and said she wants to defecate, I said ok let's go home since you have closed for the day. She ran again to the backyard to make attempt to defecate, this time I followed her but she said it's not coming so I was worried I asked her let's go to the hospital to check what is wrong. She told me to relax that she can manage till next morning little did I know it's just the beginning. Around 9pm, her restlessness was intense and since we live in an estate and it's always every Mallam to his kettle. Luckily for me her brother was with us that night. I was begging my wife to please allow me take her to the hospital but she insisted not this night that she could manage till morning while she was still restless. Although all this while i was following her around the House like a guard. Around 10pm her water broke while she managed to site on bed. That time my restlessness increases to raise to power 100 I don't know what to do next. All I could do was begging her to please allow me to take her to hospital. But she said I should leave her alone this time around I had to result to prayer. I began to pray at a point she went totally nude and was walking rounds the whole flat from one room to the other to toilet kitchen name it. This kept going until around 1am. Luckily for us there was light so. When she couldn't bear it anymore she asked me to take her to hospital immediately I almost start to cry. Deeply in my mind where would I get a car or keke this midnight. I started calling my friends line to help me with their car behold non of them picked their calls. I couldn't remember anyone around my neighbour for help because my memories seems loss. While I was thinking of what to do, her brother just wisper to me if he can run down to call a nurse living 3 street away from us. I just node in affirmation. While he ran to call my next flat neighbors before dashing down to call the nurse non of them responded. From the other room I just heard her screaming that it's time, the baby is very near. I could not process anything than just to talk to her. I told her to please trust me on this, I spread bedsheets on the floor, gently lay her down and placed a pillow to raised her head up while spreading her legs to allow for easy birth........ Behold it was a bouncing baby boy, while I was trying to wrap the baby with clothes the nurse came in to help with the placenta and clean up. As God wants it I play the role of a midwife successful without any formal training. It was after I calm down in the morning that I remember that my landlady has her jeep parked besides her flat. All this while it didn't strike my mind to call on her for help because I was confused.... Thank God the baby and mother are doing well and fine. Hopefully by October 10 he would be 6 months and I planned to celebrate little birthday for him. May God help me to.... 202 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Klass99(f): 4:14pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:15pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
ImaIma1: Better wife. Some wives no mind o 5 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Phargbemmy(m): 4:15pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
zed7: Same as mine, like she had been trained all her life for it. She's my Super hero 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Champneys: 4:16pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
sylvestersamuel: Your own funny, My own talk say make i carry fake pregnancy tie for belle come dress like pregnant woman follow her stroll for street. Fear women, fear pregnant women. 35 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:16pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
wunmi590: Amen jare 3 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:16pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Champneys: Lol 3 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Raphael007(m): 4:16pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
I give it to my wife, hustling day and night and she was one calm woman with my lovely boys, she never for once stressed me she took it like a champ pregnancy is a journey the thing is you are both pregnant. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:17pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Phargbemmy: This is beautiful. 4 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by zeenaman: 4:17pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
She can send me for Africa. I don lean on top running errands from one shop to another 15 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Nobody: 4:18pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
When my sister had her first pregnancy, I carry spit (saliva) tire . Even our mother couldn't bear it for long coz she is a type that gets irritated easily. My pregnant sister always felt helpless & I was the only one who would help her dispose the spit. She still mentions it anytime the topic about her first pregnancy comes up & that made her to like me more. 31 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by chatinent: 4:18pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Kingosytex: Lol 2 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Unik3030: 4:19pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
LordIsaac:God bless u n I wish I can give u a million likes. Just imagine I will go to work n attend to different class of customers then get home by 8pm to relax,eat n prepare for the next day then one woman will now tell me to go n get something in d middle of d night. It's annoying now Asides the security risk,the first question I will ask her is if she will die if she doesn't have it Now? What if I am not around? What if I go n got attacked or killed cos it's late? Like seriously it's annoying when people are trying to normalize someone risking their life for irrelevant things. 31 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Gee64: 4:19pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
All in expectation of a child. Women are to be respected oh. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by AutoChick4U(f): 4:19pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
sylvestersamuel:Yimu. Na person wey get person wey dem go send anyhow dey get unreasonable craving. 17 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by wunmi590(m): 4:20pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
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Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by id4sho(m): 4:21pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Rubbish, do single/baby mama out of wedlock pregnancy get this pampering? Ignore and abandon her, she won't die. Ideymyhouse, come and beat me! Mtchewwww 8 Likes |
Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Ladycewhy(f): 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
LordIsaac:All bodies are not the same, some women glow up while pregnant while some become ugly . Some have swollen legs while before you notice some are pregnant,they have delivered the bady. Same way some can have normal delivery ,some require CS. Only sensible men will understand my point. 48 Likes 2 Shares |
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