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Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Preciousgirl(f): 2:49pm On Oct 02, 2021
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY grin

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Odetokun3(m): 2:53pm On Oct 02, 2021
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you advertise for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Preciousgirl(f): 2:54pm On Oct 02, 2021
Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you advertise for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

grin

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Preciousgirl(f): 2:54pm On Oct 02, 2021
Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you advertise for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

You will hear from us, next angry

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 2:59pm On Oct 02, 2021
1. Why Are You Here?
You mean you didn't know there was a vacancy outside?

2. Why Should we Hire You?
Hiiiaah, Is it not vacancy you people put outside? Abi have they changed it?

3. Tell us about yourself?
Ha, oga, even idiot go know say my bio is on my cv na. CV is on your hand and you are asking me.

4. What is your expected salary?
You will pay what I say or you just want to test me? I don't want to be greedy, let's start with ₦2m. I'll manage.

5. How soon will u start work?
I am hearing this allegation for the first time in my life. Me that leave my house and came here have started work already na.

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Commentor: 2:59pm On Oct 02, 2021
Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Preciousgirl(f): 3:11pm On Oct 02, 2021
chatinent:

You mean you didn't know there was a vacancy outside?


Is it not vacancy you people put outside? Abi have they changed it?


Ha, oga, even idiot go know say my bio is on my cv na. CV is on your hand and you are asking me.


You will pay what I say or you just want to test me? I don't want to be greedy, let's start with ₦2m. I'll manage.


I am hearing this allegation for the first time. Me that leave my house and came here have started work already na.


What? Security!! angry

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Preciousgirl(f): 3:11pm On Oct 02, 2021
Commentor:
Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?


Neeext! grin

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by ChiefSosa(m): 3:13pm On Oct 02, 2021
Commentor:
Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Preciousgirl(f): 3:16pm On Oct 02, 2021
[quote author=ChiefSosa post=106375797][/quote]

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by ChiefSosa(m): 3:39pm On Oct 02, 2021
[quote author=Preciousgirl post=106375847][/quote]
Lol. Charlie, aden?

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Preciousgirl(f): 3:49pm On Oct 02, 2021
ChiefSosa:

Lol. Charlie, aden?

Me p3 S3 y3sere kakra grin
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Emotionalbeing(f): 4:46pm On Oct 02, 2021
grin

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by EFULEFU1(m): 5:16pm On Oct 02, 2021
Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY grin

1. And you too why are you here?

2. For your own security's sake

3. I am like your faaada

4. Gari and sugar

5. When Arsenal win trophy

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Lilsameey: 5:22pm On Oct 02, 2021
Nah so so craze people full dis thread including Op grin

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by bravehost4u(m): 5:24pm On Oct 02, 2021
Hahahahaaa so funny

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Magnoliaa(f): 6:56pm On Oct 02, 2021
Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?
*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want

2. Why Should we Hire You?
You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.

3. Tell us about yourself?
I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.

4. What is your expected salary?
2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.

5. How soon will u start work?
Why, this night, if possible!

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by lilvicky68(m): 7:05pm On Oct 02, 2021
1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by nymphomaniac(m): 7:25pm On Oct 02, 2021
Magnoliaa:

*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want


You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.


I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.


2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.


Why, this night, if possible!
undecided don’t mention me again

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Magnoliaa(f): 7:41pm On Oct 02, 2021
nymphomaniac:
undecided don’t mention me again

Mtcheeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Magnoliaa(f): 7:42pm On Oct 02, 2021
lilvicky68:
1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

grin

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by lilvicky68(m): 7:47pm On Oct 02, 2021
nymphomaniac:
undecided don’t mention me again
Omo grin

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 9:09pm On Oct 02, 2021
Magnoliaa:

*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want


You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.


I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.


2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.


Why, this night, if possible!

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 9:10pm On Oct 02, 2021
lilvicky68:
1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

Lol. I bin dey wait for you to post.

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 10:14am On Oct 03, 2021
Emotionalbeing:
grin

Honey..
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Emotionalbeing(f): 3:05pm On Oct 03, 2021
chatinent:


Honey..
Sweetie

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 3:49pm On Oct 03, 2021
Emotionalbeing:
Sweetie


In my mind, you are very welcome to stay here for three months, four times yearly.
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Emotionalbeing(f): 4:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
chatinent:



In my mind, you are very welcome to stay here for three months, four times yearly.
Lol.. That's for the whole year nar

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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
Emotionalbeing:
Lol.. That's for the whole year nar

Gbamsolutely...that's the spirit.

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