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If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 3:57pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god 3 Likes
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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by illicit(m): 4:33pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Felimax(m): 4:35pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Wow! Very intelligent post! I have learnt quite a lot from you today. Like Jonah sometimes i feel just fine when i see people like you. Congrats in your worship. |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by thesicilian: 4:36pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Only when a man is seriously sick, can you really tell if he's truly an atheist or not. You start hearing things like, " Oh God, if you can just take this sickness away from me, I will never doubt your existence again..." 2 Likes |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Bruno3000(m): 4:39pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Another shallow minded mortal. You think gives a damn about u? Me I prefer to worship and serve the Creator and not the creature. 1 Like |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Dtruthspeaker: 5:33pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Workch: PROPHECY FULFILLED! 17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; 18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. 1 Like |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Dtruthspeaker: 5:35pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
thesicilian: Or when they are suffering! When God does not Answer them, then they come out Cursing and Howling like the beasts they are. 1 Like |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 6:01pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Bruno3000:Satan seem like a nice guy to me here unlike the narcissistic tyrant called god who kills for fun. 4 Likes |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 6:03pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
thesicilian:You are the sick person, you have imaginary friends and enemy. You should visit a psychiatrist 4 Likes |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by thesicilian: 7:18pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Workch:I have many friends who are atheists. One common feature they all have is their depth of knowledge and reasoning, and the ability to clearly communicate their perspectives without resorting to verbal abuses and fallacies. A feature you clearly lack. |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:27pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
thesicilian:I am here to troll you, it’s a total waste of time discussing reason with someone who believes without reason. It’s a non-ending argument. How can you convince someone who believes that babies can be make without fertilization with reason? Such person is a slowpoke and deserves to be trolled because he has never seen in his life where humans make babies without fertilization, but he believes it anyways. It’s a waste of time reasoning with that person. Religion is lack of reason by default, it’s blind faith and it should be put in its place. You know how many times I try to reason with religious people? They always end up saying more stupid things 4 Likes |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Bruno3000(m): 7:54pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Workch:WRONG! The Almighty can only kill the wicked to protect His own and further His agenda of redeeming the world from the power of sin and Satan. |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:55pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Bruno3000:Dude, he killed almost everyone on earth. He’s a psychopathic hot tempered tyrant. Satan seem calmer by all standards 3 Likes |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by oaroloye(m): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
ALL ATHEISTS ARE INSANE- BUT NOT EVERY ATHEIST FOAMS AT THE MOUTH. Workch: oaroloye: HOLINESS WOULD BE MAXIMUM SANITY, WHILE UNJUSTNESS WOULD BE MAXIMUM INSANITY Workch: . LEVITICUS 24:10-16. 10. And the son of an Israelitish woman, whose father was an Egyptian, went out among the Children of Israel: and this son of the Israelitish woman and a Man of Israel strove together in the camp; 11. And the Israelitish woman's son blasphemed The Name of The LORD, and cursed. And they brought him unto Moses: [and his mother's name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri, of the tribe of Dan:] 12. And they put him in ward, that the Mind of The LORD might be shewed them. 13. And The LORD Spake unto Moses, Saying, 14. "Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the Congregation stone him. 15. "And thou shalt speak unto the Children of Israel, saying, 'WHOSOEVER CURSETH HIS GOD SHALL BEAR HIS SIN.' 16. "And he that blasphemeth The Name of The LORD, he shall surely be put to Death, and all the Congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the Stranger as he that is Born in the land, when he The Name of The LORD, shall be put to Death." THE BIBLE TELLS US WHAT GOD IS, AND WHAT SATAN IS, AND YOU DARE TO SAY THAT SATAN IS NICER? Your cannot dissociate further from The Truth, if your tried! Or can you? Workch: (1) GOD COMMITTED GENOCIDES. . GENESIS 17:1-14. AND when Abram was ninety years old and nine, The LORD appeared to Abram, and Said unto him, "I am The Almighty God; walk before Me, and be thou perfect. 2. "And I will make My Covenant between Me and thee, and will multiply thee exceedingly." 3. And Abram fell on his face: and God Talked with him, Saying, 4. "As for Me, behold, My Covenant is with thee, and thou shalt be a Father of many Nations. 5. "Neither shall thy name any more be called "Abram," but thy name shall be "Abraham;" for a father of many nations have I made thee. 6. "And I will make thee Exceeding Fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. 7. "And I will establish My Covenant between Me and thee and thy seed after thee in their Generations for an Everlasting Covenant, to be a God unto thee, and to thy seed after thee. 8. "And I will give unto thee, and to thy seed after thee, the land wherein thou art a stranger, all the land of Canaan, for an Everlasting Possession; and I will be their God." 9. And God Said unto Abraham, "Thou shalt keep My Covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their Generations. 10. "This is My Covenant, Which ye shall keep, between Me and you and thy seed after thee; 'EVERY MAN CHILD AMONG YOU SHALL BE CIRCUMCISED.' 11. "And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a Token of The Covenant betwixt me and you. 12. "And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your Generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed. 13. "He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and My Covenant shall be in your flesh for an Everlasting Covenant. 14. "And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken My Covenant." GOD IS GOD ONLY TO THOSE WHO SUBSCRIBE TO HIS COVENANTS- THE LIVES AND SOULS OF ANY WHO DO NOT ACCEPT HIS COVENANTS ARE FORFEIT. . EXODUS 20:1-7. AND God Spake all these Words, Saying, 2. "I (am) The LORD thy God, Which have brought thee out of The Land of Egypt, out of The House of Bondage. 3. "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me. 4. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness (of any thing) that (is) in the Earth beneath, or that (is) in the Water under the Earth: 5. "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I The LORD thy God (am) a Jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the third and fourth (generation) of them that Hate Me. 6. "And shewing Mercy unto thousands of them which Love Me, and Keep My Commandments. 7. "Thou shalt not take The Name of The LORD thy God in vain; for The LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh His Name in vain." GOD HOLDS EVERY HUMAN ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE INIQUITIES COMMITTED BY THEIR PARENTS, THEIR GRANDPARENTS, AND THEIR GREAT-GRANDPARENTS. . NUMBERS 15:27-31. 27. "And if any man Sin through Ignorance, then he shall bring a She Goat of the first year for a Sin Offering. 28. "And the Priest shall make an Atonement for the Soul that Sinneth Ignorantly, when he Sinneth by Ignorance before The LORD, to make an Atonement for him, and it shall be forgiven him. 29. " Ye shall have one Law for him that Sinneth Ignorantly (both for) him that is born among the Children of Israel, and for the Stranger that sojourneth among them. 30. "But the Soul that doeth (ought) presumptuously, (whether he be) born in the land, or a Stranger, the same reproacheth The LORD; and that Soul shall be cut off from among his people. 31. "Because he hath despised The Word of The LORD, and hath broken His Commandment, that Soul shall utterly be cut off; his Iniquity (shall be) upon him." ANY WHO ARE A THREAT TO PEOPLE GOD PROTECTS CAN THEREFORE BE SUMMARILY EXTERMINATED. Workch: . JOB 1:6-19. 6. Now there was a day when The Sons of God came to present themselves before The LORD, and Satan came also among them. 7. And The LORD Said unto Satan, "Whence comest thou?" Then Satan answered The LORD, and said, "From going to and fro in the Earth, and from walking up and down in It." 8. And The LORD Said unto Satan, "Hast thou considered My Servant Job, that there is none like him in the Earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth Evil?" 9. Then Satan answered The LORD, and said, "Doth Job fear God for nought? 10. "Hast not Thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? Thou hast Blessed the Work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land. 11. "But put forth Thine Hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to Thy Face." 12. And The LORD Said unto Satan, "Behold, all that he hath is in thy Power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand." So Satan went forth from The Presence of The LORD. 13. And there was a day when his sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house: 14. And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, "The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them: 15. "And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee." 16. While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, "The Fire of God is fallen from Heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee." 17. While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, "The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee." 18. While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, "Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house: 19. "And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee." SATAN WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO TEST JOB- WHICH HE DID BY KILLING HIS CHILDREN AND SERVANTS, AND TAKING HIS STUFF. (2) GOD ASKED A MAN TO KILL HIS ONLY CHILD. GOD COMMANDED THE Y'SRAELITES TO EXECUTE THEIR SONS, WHO FAILED TO LEARN HIS WAY. Daughters who failed should be the ones sold into Slavery. . DEUTERONOMY 21:18-21. 18. If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19. Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the Elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20. And they shall say unto the Elders of his city, "THIS OUR SON IS STUBBORN AND REBELLIOUS, HE WILL NOT OBEY OUR VOICE; HE IS A GLUTTON, AND A DRUNKARD." 21. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put Evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. (3) GOD ALLOWED SLAVERY. GOD DID NOT ALLOW SLAVERY, YOU IDIOT, GOD COMMANDED SLAVERY. . EXODUS 21:1-11. "Now these are the Judgments Which thou shalt set before them. 2. "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years He shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. 3. "If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if He were married, then his wife shall go out with him. 4. "If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and He shall go out by himself. 5. "And if the servant shall plainly say, "I LOVE MY MASTER, MY WIFE, AND MY CHILDREN; I WILL NOT GO OUT FREE:" 6. "Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and He shall serve him for ever. 7. "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. 8. "If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing He hath dealt deceitfully with her. 9. "And if He have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. 10. "If he take him another wife her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. 11. "And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money." SLAVERY IS HOW THE RIGHTEOUS LEARN TO FREEDOM. (4) GOD MADE WOMEN INFERIOR TO MEN. GOD GAVE WOMEN THE SAME ABILITY TO HAVE DOMINION OVER ALL THE EARTH. . DEUTERONOMY 6:4-9. 4. Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD: 5. And thou shalt love The LORD thy God with all thine Heart, and with all thy Soul, and with all thy might. 6. And these Words, which I Command thee this day, shall be in thine heart: 7. And thou shalt teach Them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of Them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up. 8. And thou shalt bind Them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes. 9. And thou shalt write Them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates. . THE TEN TALENTS OF POWER. (Matt. 25) 1. TOTAL RECALL. 2. EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION. 3. TELEKINESIS. 4. TELEPORTATION. 5. TRANSLATION. 6-10. EVERLASTING LIFE. (5) GOD CAUSED ALL THE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOD DOES IN THE WORLD, LOOK AT LORD YESHUA! . LUKE 7:19-23. 19. And John calling unto him two of his Disciples sent them to Jesus, saying, "ART THOU HE THAT SHOULD COME? OR LOOK WE FOR ANOTHER?" 20. When the men were come unto him, they said, "John Baptist hath sent us unto thee, saying, 'ART THOU HE THAT SHOULD COME? OR LOOK WE FOR ANOTHER?' " 21. And in that same hour he cured many of their Infirmities and Plagues, and of Evil Spirits; and unto many that were blind he gave sight. 22. Then Jesus Answering Said unto them, "Go your way, and tell John what things ye have seen and heard; how that the Blind See, the Lame Walk, the Lepers are Cleansed, the Deaf Hear, the Dead are Raised, to the Poor The Gospel is preached. 23. "And Blessed is he, whosoever shall not be offended in me." (6) SATAN CONVINCED TWO PEOPLE TO EAT A FRUIT. THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED: THE SERPENT CAUSE ADAM TO BREAK GOD'S FIRST COMMANDMENT TO MAN. By gaining DOMINION over MAN The Serpent gained Dominion over ALL THE EARTH. Which he uses to do the opposite of The Works of God, as demonstrated by Lord Yeshua. . GENESIS 1:26-28. 26. And God Said, "Let us make Man in Our Image, after Our Likeness: and let them have Dominion over the Fish of the Sea, and over the Fowl of the Air, and over the Cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." 27. So God created Man in His Own Image, in The Image of God created He him; male and female created He them. 28. And God Blessed them, and God Said unto them, "Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the Earth, and subdue It: and have Dominion over the Fish of the Sea, and over the Fowl of the Air, and over every Living Thing that moveth upon the Earth." |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:54am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Workch:Because you were scammed by those Yahoo-plus big boys doesn't notify God's word! I'll address the first two out of your false opinions: (1) GENOCIDE! In the beginning God warned the first two persons not to take up the responsibility of setting standards for mankind adding that such will eventually lead to DEATH {Genesis 2:17} their disobedience led to what we have today which is killings here and there due to the fact that some are battle prepared to set standards for right and wrong at all cost! Ecclesiastes 4:1;8:9 So between the One who sounded the warning from the beginning and the person who convinced the first human pair to rebel against such life saying instruction, who masterminded DEATH and KILLINGS? (2)ASK A MAN TO KILL HIS ONLY CHILD! God promised Abraham that He's going to make him great and that this man (Abraham) will become the father of nations {Genesis 17:5} none of the promises God made to this faithful man failed. So who do you think masterminded the idea that Abraham should kill his only son, could it have been the same person who promised Abraham that the man will certainly become father of nations or the one who deliberately killed all the children of a faithful man just to destroy his faith? Job 1:6-19 compare to James 1:13 Just humble yourself and learn the truth from the one and only Christian group ( JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES) you will be glad you did! |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:18am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:He is a tyrant with hot temper. He warned, wtf. Someone that is omniscient didn’t know this will happen? Religion and dead logic |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:23am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Workch:Where is the highlighted written in the Bible? |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:30am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:Psalm 147:5 Great is our Lord and abundant in strength; His understanding is infinite 2 Likes |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:31am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:John 3:20 in whatever our heart condemns us; for God is greater than our heart and knows all things. 1 Like |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:32am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:Psalm 139:4 Even before there is a word on my tongue, Behold, O Lord, You know it all. 1 Like |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:33am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Workch: So where is the word "omniscient" ? Instead of learning the truth from the right source you just hastily concluded on the fallacies those Yahoo-plus big boys infused in your head! |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:36am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:Psalm 139:4 Even before there is a word on my tongue, Behold, O Lord, You know it all.
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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:36am On Oct 08, 2021 |
In MaxInDHouse attempt to answer, he ended making it worse and shooting himself in the foot. This is the confusion you get when you see scriptures as actual event rather than allegorical and metaphorical that they are. . The scriptures are not actual stories. They are written to teach certain spiritual truth and pass a message. We are supposed to read them and learn the messages they contain. God is our higher consciousness while Satan I our lower consciousness. Our purpose is to achieve the higher consciousness by following set down rules and walking on the path. God is within each and every one of us. His breadth brought us to life and we became a living soul. The battles we fight are within us. Until we can slay the Demon within. The one outside will be subdued. The greatest of the demons is our ego.(satan) 1 Like |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:38am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Workch:Guy just cite the word OMNISCIENT in the Bible and end it! |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:39am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:Psalm 139:4 Even before there is a word on my tongue, Behold, O Lord, You know it all.
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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:39am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Go and find out the meaning of Hell in your dictionary then come back and tell me if there is truly a place of torment after DEATH! sonmvayina: |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:39am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse: Which school did you attend ? Or you are still writing jamb? |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:41am On Oct 08, 2021 |
sonmvayina:maxindhouse is an illiterate person, who doesn’t even know what omniscient is. He has shot himself in the foot, he should have just kept quiet 3 Likes |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:41am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse: How does this apply to the discussion at hand ? I am God waking a human path. I don't believe in hell or heaven like the moronic Christian do. You of all people should know that.. |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:42am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Workch: Exactly...but he must always display his ignorance. How else will he be MaxInDHouse? |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:42am On Oct 08, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:Your fellow Christians can’t even believe how much stupid you are It’s suprising everyone even Christians |
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:44am On Oct 08, 2021 |
sonmvayina:His case is extraordinary, even my dog knows more than him. How can you see “you know all” and still be asking specifically for “Omniscient”? No be juju be that 2 Likes |
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