Hello guys, I am new on the page. I'm a pastafarian.
Who's a pastafarian? A pastafarian is someone that believes only in the one and only true God, the Flyinng Spaghetti Monster.

We have been living in darkness and chaos until the holy monster decided to boil for our sins in 2005. Today, we are saved and we can say for sure that he has been stretching forth his noodly appendages to blessing us with pasta and meatballs ever since.

He's an interesting creator that you will find so fascinating to serve. Drop your inquiries and let's talk about the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.

Permesan be upon him, r'amen.

Who is this again?

this is so funny.omg what a great sense of humour am laughing so hard. Spargetti monster

SHALOM!

Pastafari:
Hello guys, I am new on the page. I'm a pastafarian.
Who's a pastafarian? A pastafarian is someone thay believes only in the one and only true God, the Flyinng Spaghetti Monster.

We have been living in darkness and chaos until the holy monster decided to boil for our sins in 2005. Today, we are saved and we can say for sure that he has been stretching forth his noodly appendages to blessing us with pasta and meatballs ever since.

He's an interesting creator that you will find so fascinating to serve. Drop your inquiries and let's talk about the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.

Permesan be upon him, r'amen.

STOP THIS NONSENSE- WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHOICE AB0UT IT!

Mocking The Creator is no joking matter.

. LEVITICUS 24:10-16.

10. And the son
of an Israelitish woman,
whose father was
an Egyptian,
went out among
the Children of Israel:
and this son of
the Israelitish woman
and a Man of Israel
strove together in the camp;
11. And the Israelitish
woman's son blasphemed
The Name of The LORD,
and cursed.
And they brought him
unto Moses:
[and his mother's name
was Shelomith,
the daughter of Dibri,
of the tribe of Dan:]
12. And they put him in ward,
that the Mind of The LORD
might be shewed them.
13. And The LORD Spake
unto Moses,
Saying,

14. "Bring forth him
that hath cursed
without the camp;
and let all that heard him
lay their hands upon his head,
and let all the Congregation
stone him.
15. "And thou shalt speak
unto the Children of Israel,
saying,

'WHOSOEVER CURSETH
HIS GOD
SHALL BEAR HIS SIN.'

16. "And he that blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
he shall surely be
put to Death,
and all the Congregation
shall certainly stone him:
as well the Stranger
as he that is Born in the land,
when he blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
shall be put to Death."

. MATTHEW 12:22-45.

22. Then was brought unto him
one possessed with a Devil,
blind, and dumb:
and he healed him,
insomuch that
the Blind and Dumb
both spake and saw.
23. And all the people were amazed,
and said,

"IS NOT THIS
THE SON OF DAVID?"

24. But when
the Pharisees heard it,
they said,

"This fellow doth not
cast out Devils,
but by Beelzebub
the Prince of the Devils."

25. And Jesus
knew their thoughts,
and Said unto them,

"Every kingdom
divided against itself
is brought to desolation;
and every city or house
divided against itself
shall not stand:
26. "And if Satan cast out Satan,
he is divided against himself;
how shall then his Kingdom stand?
27. "And if I by Beelzebub
cast out Devils,
by whom do your children
cast them out?
Therefore they shall be your judges.
28. "But if I cast out Devils
by The Spirit of God,
then The Kingdom of God
is come unto you.
29. "Or else how can one
enter into a Strong Man's House,
and spoil his goods,
except he first
bind the Strong Man?
And then he will spoil his House.
30. "He that is not with me
is against me;
and he that
gathereth not with me
scattereth abroad.
31. "Wherefore I Say unto you,

'ALL MANNER
OF SIN AND BLASPHEMY
SHALL BE FORGIVEN
UNTO MEN:
BUT THE BLASPHEMY
AGAINST THE HOLY GHOST
SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN
UNTO MEN.'

32. "And whosoever speaketh
a Word against
The Son of Man,
it shall be forgiven him:
but whosoever speaketh
against The Holy Ghost,
it shall not be forgiven him,
neither in this World,
neither in the World to come.
33. "Either make the tree good,
and his fruit good;
or else make the tree corrupt,
and his fruit corrupt:
for the tree is known
by his fruit.
34. "O Generation of Vipers,
how can ye, being Evil,
speak Good Things?
For out of the Abundance
of the heart
the mouth speaketh.
35. "A Good Man
out of the Good Treasure
of the heart
bringeth forth Good Things:
and an Evil Man
out of the Evil Treasure
bringeth forth Evil Things.
36.But I Say unto you,

'THAT EVERY IDLE WORD
THAT MEN SHALL SPEAK,
THEY SHALL GIVE
ACCOUNT THEREOF
IN THE DAY OF JUDGMENT.'

37. "For by thy Words
thou shalt be Justified,
and by thy Words thou shalt be Condemned."
38. Then certain of the scribes
and of the Pharisees answered,
saying,

"Master,
we would see
a Sign from thee."

39. But he Answered
and Said unto them,

"An Evil and
Adulterous Generation
seeketh after a Sign;
and there shall no Sign
be given to it,
but The Sign of
the Prophet Jonas:
40. "For as Jonas was
three days and three nights
in the whale's belly;
so shall the Son of Man
be three days
and three nights
in the heart of the Earth.

41. "The men of Nineveh
shall rise in Judgment with this Generation,
and shall Condemn It:
because they repented
at the Preaching of Jonas;
and, behold,
a Greater than Jonas is here.
42. "The Queen of the South
shall rise up in the Judgment
with this Generation,
and shall Condemn It:
for she came from
The Uttermost Parts of the Earth
to hear The Wisdom of Solomon;
and, behold,
a Greater than Solomon is here.
43. "When the unclean spirit
is gone out of a man,
he walketh through dry places,
seeking rest,
and findeth none.
44. "Then he saith,

'I WILL RETURN INTO MY HOUSE
FROM WHENCE I CAME OUT;'

and when he is come,
he findeth it empty,
swept, and garnished.
45. "Then goeth he,
and taketh with himself
seven other spirits
more wicked than himself,
and they enter in and dwell there:
and the last state of that man
is worse than the first.
Even so shall it be also
unto this Wicked Generation."

THE RELIGION OF THE BIBLE IS NOT A HUMAN INVENTION.

THE FOUR CATEGORIES OF AWARENESS.

1. ANIMAL AWARENESS: Animals damp down their vibrations to synchronize themselves with their environment, in order to perceive it.

2. THE FIRST ATTENTION: This is the everyday state of awareness of the ordinary, "normal," (i.e. sinful) Human being. All such a person can Perceive, Conceive, and Recall is Physical Universe phenomena, and nothing Spiritual at all.

Only a narrow band of Existence (2%) is selected for recognition, with only 10% of one's Consciousness at most. Life Force in post-adolescence is dwindled to 1%.

This category of Knowledge is called "THE KNOWN."

3. THE SECOND ATTENTION: The First Attention uses no more than 10% of the Mind's Consciousness. Beyond that is THE SECOND ATTENTION.

The least manifestation of SECOND ATTENTION is TOTAL RECALL. It develops into four other capabilities:

1. TOTAL RECALL.
2. EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION.
3. TELEKINESIS.
4. TELEPORTATION.
5. TRANSLATION.

Developing these capabilities is dangerous, without proper guidance and supervision- WHICH THE GOSPEL PROVIDES.

Without It, the Mind can break down tear itself apart, or go completely insane. It can even kill the person.

THE TORAH does not provide similarly adequate protection.

Blindly "JUST FOLLOWING THE LAW" allows for ASYMMETRICAL JUDGMENTS, which will ultimately destroy one.

The Mind must be PERFECTLY BALANCED, to pull this off. Consciousness goes as high as 100%, and Life Force is maximized to 50%.

This category of Knowledge is called THE UNKNOWN.

4. THE THIRD ATTENTION: TOTAL RECALL permits the complete review of one's entire life in as little as twenty minutes.

Assuming one were, say, twenty years old, that means one would be reviewing, or rather RECAPITULATING, one year of one's life in a MINUTE, and thus ONE MONTH every five seconds.

About SIX DAYS per second.

Therefore, the Mind is able to PROCESS the vast amount of data EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION grants access to very rapidly.

Some Knowledge is NOT FOR MORTAL CONSUMPTION.

That is not because of CHAUVINISM.

This Knowledge is DEADLY TO MORTAL HUMAN BEINGS- it will literally KILL them, just because they SAW it. Therefore, it is called "THE UNKNOWABLE."

Attaining THIRD ATTENTION allows a person to safely perceive It.

[See: THE EAGLE'S GIFT, by Carlos Castaneda.
THE FIRE FROM WITHIN, by Carlos Castaneda.]

YAHWEH GOD IS THE ONLY GOD WHO NOT ONLY OFFERS EVERLASTING LIFE, BUT COMMANDS HIS WORSHIPPERS TO ACHIEVE IT.

. JOHN 3:1-21.

THERE was a man of the Pharisees,
named Nicodemus,
a Ruler of the Jews:
2. The same came to Jesus
by night,
and said unto him,
"Rabbi, we know
that thou art a Teacher
come from God:
for no man can do
these Miracles
that thou doest,
except God be with him."

3. Jesus Answered
and Said unto him,

"Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'EXCEPT A MAN
BE BORN AGAIN,
HE CANNOT SEE
THE KINGDOM OF GOD.'

4. Nicodemus saith unto him,

"How can a man be born
when he is old?
Can he enter the second time
into his mother's womb,
and be born?"

5. Jesus Answered,

"Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'EXCEPT A MAN BE BORN
OF WATER AND OF THE SPIRIT,
HE CAN NOT ENTER INTO
THE KINGDOM OF GOD.'

6. "That which is Born
of the Flesh
is flesh;
and that which is Born
of The Spirit
is spirit.
7. "Marvel not
that I Said unto thee,

'YE MUST BE
BORN AGAIN.'

8. "The wind bloweth
where it listeth,
and thou hearest
the sound thereof,
but canst not tell
whence it cometh,
and whither it goeth:
so is every one
that is Born of The Spirit."

9. Nicodemus answered
and said unto him,

"How can these things be?"

10. Jesus Answered
and Said
unto him,

"Art thou a Master of Israel,
and knowest not
these things?
11. "Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'WE SPEAK
THAT WE DO KNOW,
AND TESTIFY
THAT WE HAVE SEEN;
AND YE RECEIVE NOT
OUR WITNESS.'

12. "If I have told you
Earthly Things,
and ye believe not,
how shall ye believe,
if I tell you
of Heavenly Things?
13. "And no man
hath ascended up to Heaven,
but he that came down
from Heaven,
even The Son of Man
which is in Heaven.
14. "And as Moses lifted up
the Serpent in the Wilderness,
even so must The Son of Man
be lifted up:
15. "That whosoever
believeth in him
should not perish,
but have Eternal Life.
16. "For God so loved
the World,
that He gave
His only Begotten Son,
that whosoever
believeth in him
should not Perish,
but have Everlasting Life.
17. "For God sent not His Son
into the World
to Condemn the World;
but that the World through him
might be Saved.
18. "He that believeth in him
is not Condemned:
but he that believeth not
is Condemned Already,
because he hath not
believed in
The Name of The Only
Begotten Son of God.
19. "And this is The Condemnation,

'THAT LIGHT IS COME
INTO THE WORLD,
AND MEN LOVED DARKNESS
RATHER THAN LIGHT,
BECAUSE THEIR DEEDS
WERE EVIL.'

20. "For every one
that doeth Evil
hateth The Light,
neither cometh
to The Light,
lest his deeds
should be reproved.
21. "But he that doeth Truth
cometh to The Light,
that his deeds
may be manifest,
that they are
wrought in God."

"BORN AGAIN" IN NORTHERN ARAMAIC MEANS: "TO CHANGE ONE'S THOUGHTS AND HABITS." NICODEMUS SPOKE SOUTHERN ARAMAIC, AND HENCE DID NOT UNDERSTAND JESUS. [Footnote to JOHN 3:3,5 in the Lamsa Peshitta Bible.]

THE BORN AGAIN EXPERIENCE CURRENTLY TAUGHT BY THE EVANGELICAL AND PENTECOSTAL CHURCHES IS BULLSHIT!

In those Oyinbo-misguided Churches, Immoral and Amoral people become Moral: that is RUBBISH- MORALITY is not RIGHTEOUSNESS.

. GENESIS 1:26-28.

26. And God Said,

"Let us make Man in Our Image,
after Our Likeness:
and let them have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over the Cattle,
and over all the Earth,
and over every creeping thing
that creepeth upon the Earth."

27. So God created Man
in His Own Image,
in The Image of God created He him;
male and female created He them.
28. And God Blessed them,
and God Said unto them,

"Be fruitful, and multiply,
and replenish the Earth,
and subdue It:
and have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over every Living Thing
that moveth upon the Earth."

YAHWEH GOD CREATED MAN FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF HAVING DOMINION OVER ALL OF THE EARTH AND ALL OF ITS CREATURES.

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All things that live are fed by Living Energy that comes to the Earth through seven Realms collectively called HEAVEN.

All things that Exist are made of Living Data, that look like fibres of Living Light. These would be THE WORDS OF GOD. Attempts to analyze them deeply KILLS MORTAL SEERS on the spot. (Unknowable.)

These light fibres never occur alone, but form CLUSTERS which are group together to form BANDS. Bands are grouped into GREAT BANDS.

The whole Earth is made up of BANDS of Spiritual Energy. These Bands occur in association with one another, called GREAT BANDS.

This Life Energy has three types consistent with Plants, with Insects, and with Animals.

BANDS contained in rigid containers called RECEPTACLES make specific "Non-Living" OBJECTS.

BAND contained in flexible containers called COCOONS make specific LIVING THINGS.

[See: THE FIRE FROM WITHIN, by Carlos Castaneda.]

FORTY GREAT SPIRITUAL ENERGY BANDS feed "Non-Living" structures in the Earth.

. THE 40 LEVELS OF AWARENESS.

40. SERENITY
30. POSTULATES
22. GAMES
20. ACTION
8.0 EXHILARATION
6.0 AESTHETICS

4.0 ENTHUSIASM
3.5 CHEERFULNESS
3.0 CONSERVATION
2.5 BOREDOM

2.0 OVERT HOSTILITY
1.8 PAIN
1.5 ANGER
1.4 HATE
1.2 NO SYMPATHY
1.1 COVERT HOSTILITY
1.0 FEAR
0.9 SYMPATHY
0.5 GRIEF
0.1 APATHY
0.0 BODY DEATH.

. THE EIGHT DYNAMICS.

1. SELF; 2. FAMILY; 3. GROUPS; 4. ALL MANKIND; 5. ALL LIVING THINGS; 6. THE MEST (Matter, Energy, Space, Time - PHYSICAL) UNIVERSE; 7. SPIRITS; 8. GOD.

. AWARENESS LEVELS REQUIRED TO COMMAND THE DYNAMICS.

8. SELF; 12. GROUPS; 15. ALL MANKIND; 22. MEST UNIVERSE; 32. SPIRITS; 40. GOD.

. THE SIX LEVELS OF EXISTENCE.

1. BELIEFS; 2. THOUGHTS; 3. WORDS; 4. PHYSICAL ACTIONS; 5. POSTULATES; 6. TOTAL UNDERSTANDING.

[See: THE FIRE FROM WITHIN, by Carlos Castaneda (1985).
SCIENTOLOGY 0-8: The Book of Basics, by L. Ron Hubbard (1970).
THE DYNAMICS & TONE SCALE, by L. Ron Hubbard.]

THERE ARE EIGHT REALMS- SEVEN HEAVENS, AND THE EARTH UNIVERSE.

They exist on successively higher levels of Spiritual Energy. The Earth Universe being the least Spiritually-Energetic, and the Seventh Heaven, of the highest Spiritually-Energy.

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.   2^nd PETER 1:5-9.

5. And besides this,
giving all diligence,
add to your Faith Virtue,
and to Virtue Knowledge,
6. And to Knowledge Temperance,
and to Temperance Patience,
and to Patience Godliness,
7. And to Godliness Brotherly Kindness,
and to Brotherly Kindness Charity.
8. For if these things be in you,
and abound,
they make you
that ye shall neither be
barren nor unfruitful
in The Knowledge
of our Lord Jesus Christ.
9. But he that lacketh
these things is blind,
and cannot see afar off,
and hath forgotten
that he was purged
from his old Sins.

FAITH IS BLINDNESS: WE NEED TO DEVELOP BEYOND THAT!

. 2^nd CORINTHIANS 5:7.

7. [For we walk by Faith,
not by sight:]

. HEBREWS 11:1.

NOW Faith is the substance
of Things Hoped For,
The Evidence of Things
Not Seen.

WHEN WE OBTAIN THE THINGS WE HOPE FOR, AND SEE WHAT WE HITHERTO ONLY HAD EVIDENCE FOR, WE WILL HAVE GONE BEYOND MERE BLIND FAITH.

DO NOT TRUST THE OYINBO ATHEISTS NOR THEOLOGIANS- NONE OF THEM KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.

To be BORN AGAIN, we must be able to TOTALLY-RECALL our entire lifetimes, all the way to before our BIRTHS- revising all the errors we have incurred.

[See: DIANETICS: The Modern Science of Mental Health, by L. Ron Hubbard (1950).]

. JOB 28:28.

28. "And unto Man He Said,

'BEHOLD,
THE FEAR OF THE LORD,
THAT IS WISDOM;
AND TO DEPART FROM EVIL,
IS UNDERSTANDING.' "

. JOB 39:13-18.

13. "Gavest thou the goodly wings
unto the peacocks?
or wings and feathers
unto the ostrich?
14. "Which leaveth
her eggs in the earth,
and warmeth them in dust,
15. "And forgetteth
that the foot may crush them,
or that the wild beast
may break them.
16. "She is hardened
against her young ones,
as though they were not her's:
her labour is in vain without fear;
17. "Because God hath
deprived her of Wisdom,
neither hath He
imparted to her Understanding.
18." What time she
lifteth up herself on high,
she scorneth
the horse and his rider."

. PSALM 111:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Wisdom:
a Good Understanding
have all they
that do His Commandments:
His Praise endureth for ever.

. PROVERBS 1:7.

7. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Knowledge:
but Fools despise
Wisdom and Instruction.

. PROVERBS 9:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Wisdom:
and The Knowledge of
The Holy is Understanding.

.   ISAIAH 55:6-11.

6. Seek ye The LORD,
while He may be found,
call ye upon Him
while He is near.
7. Let the Wicked
forsake his Way,
and the Unrighteous Man
his Thoughts:
and let him return
unto The LORD,
and He will have Mercy
upon him;
and to our God,
for He will abundantly pardon.

8. "FOR MY THOUGHTS
(ARE) NOT YOUR THOUGHTS,
NEITHER ARE YOUR WAYS
MY WAYS," saith The LORD.
9. "FOR (AS) THE HEAVENS
ARE HIGHER
THAN THE EARTH,
SO ARE MY WAYS
HIGHER THAN YOUR WAYS,
AND MY THOUGHTS
THAN YOUR THOUGHTS.'

10. "For as the rain
cometh down,
and the snow from Heaven,
and returneth not thither,
but watereth the earth,
and maketh it bring forth
and bud,
that it may give seed
to the Sower,
and bread to the Eater:
11. "So shall My Word be
that goeth forth
out of My Mouth:
It shall not
return unto Me void,
but It shall accomplish
that which I please,
and It shall prosper
(in the thing)
whereto I sent It."

. 2^nd CHRONICLES 16:9.

9. "For The Eyes of The LORD
run to and fro throughout
the whole Earth,
to show Himself strong
on behalf of those
whose heart
is perfect toward Him.
Herein thou hast done foolishly:
therefore from henceforth
thou shalt have wars.”

. AMOS 3:3.

3. Can two walk together,
except they be agreed?"

. ZECHARIAH 4:10.

10. For who hath despised
The Day of Small Things?
For they shall rejoice,
and shall see the plummet
in the hand of Zerubbabel
with those seven;
they are The Eyes of The LORD,
Which run to and fro
through the whole Earth.

ONE MUST ATTAIN THE 40^th LEVEL OF AWARENESS EIGHT TIMES- ON THE EARTHLY AND SEVEN HEAVENLY LEVELS.

Only then is one the complete being God created us to be.

No invented Religion can do that.

There is only one Way to The One True God.

Dangerousboy:
this is so funny.omg what a great sense of humour am laughing so hard. Spargetti monster

You think it's funny?

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SHALOM!




STOP THIS NONSENSE- WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHOICE AB0UT IT!

Mocking The Creator is no joking matter.

. LEVITICUS 24:10-16.

10. And the son
of an Israelitish woman,
whose father was
an Egyptian,
went out among
the Children of Israel:
and this son of
the Israelitish woman
and a Man of Israel
strove together in the camp;
11. And the Israelitish
woman's son blasphemed
The Name of The LORD,
and cursed.
And they brought him
unto Moses:
[and his mother's name
was Shelomith,
the daughter of Dibri,
of the tribe of Dan:]
12. And they put him in ward,
that the Mind of The LORD
might be shewed them.
13. And The LORD Spake
unto Moses,
Saying,

14. "Bring forth him
that hath cursed
without the camp;
and let all that heard him
lay their hands upon his head,
and let all the Congregation
stone him.
15. "And thou shalt speak
unto the Children of Israel,
saying,

'WHOSOEVER CURSETH
HIS GOD
SHALL BEAR HIS SIN.'

16. "And he that blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
he shall surely be
put to Death,
and all the Congregation
shall certainly stone him:
as well the Stranger
as he that is Born in the land,
when he blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
shall be put to Death."

. MATTHEW 12:22-45.

22. Then was brought unto him
one possessed with a Devil,
blind, and dumb:
and he healed him,
insomuch that
the Blind and Dumb
both spake and saw.
23. And all the people were amazed,
and said,

"IS NOT THIS
THE SON OF DAVID?"

24. But when
the Pharisees heard it,
they said,

"This fellow doth not
cast out Devils,
but by Beelzebub
the Prince of the Devils."

25. And Jesus
knew their thoughts,
and Said unto them,

"Every kingdom
divided against itself
is brought to desolation;
and every city or house
divided against itself
shall not stand:
26. "And if Satan cast out Satan,
he is divided against himself;
how shall then his Kingdom stand?
27. "And if I by Beelzebub
cast out Devils,
by whom do your children
cast them out?
Therefore they shall be your judges.
28. "But if I cast out Devils
by The Spirit of God,
then The Kingdom of God
is come unto you.
29. "Or else how can one
enter into a Strong Man's House,
and spoil his goods,
except he first
bind the Strong Man?
And then he will spoil his House.
30. "He that is not with me
is against me;
and he that
gathereth not with me
scattereth abroad.
31. "Wherefore I Say unto you,

'ALL MANNER
OF SIN AND BLASPHEMY
SHALL BE FORGIVEN
UNTO MEN:
BUT THE BLASPHEMY
AGAINST THE HOLY GHOST
SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN
UNTO MEN.'

32. "And whosoever speaketh
a Word against
The Son of Man,
it shall be forgiven him:
but whosoever speaketh
against The Holy Ghost,
it shall not be forgiven him,
neither in this World,
neither in the World to come.
33. "Either make the tree good,
and his fruit good;
or else make the tree corrupt,
and his fruit corrupt:
for the tree is known
by his fruit.
34. "O Generation of Vipers,
how can ye, being Evil,
speak Good Things?
For out of the Abundance
of the heart
the mouth speaketh.
35. "A Good Man
out of the Good Treasure
of the heart
bringeth forth Good Things:
and an Evil Man
out of the Evil Treasure
bringeth forth Evil Things.
36.But I Say unto you,

'THAT EVERY IDLE WORD
THAT MEN SHALL SPEAK,
THEY SHALL GIVE
ACCOUNT THEREOF
IN THE DAY OF JUDGMENT.'

37. "For by thy Words
thou shalt be Justified,
and by thy Words thou shalt be Condemned."
38. Then certain of the scribes
and of the Pharisees answered,
saying,

"Master,
we would see
a Sign from thee."

39. But he Answered
and Said unto them,

"An Evil and
Adulterous Generation
seeketh after a Sign;
and there shall no Sign
be given to it,
but The Sign of
the Prophet Jonas:
40. "For as Jonas was
three days and three nights
in the whale's belly;
so shall the Son of Man
be three days
and three nights
in the heart of the Earth.

41. "The men of Nineveh
shall rise in Judgment with this Generation,
and shall Condemn It:
because they repented
at the Preaching of Jonas;
and, behold,
a Greater than Jonas is here.
42. "The Queen of the South
shall rise up in the Judgment
with this Generation,
and shall Condemn It:
for she came from
The Uttermost Parts of the Earth
to hear The Wisdom of Solomon;
and, behold,
a Greater than Solomon is here.
43. "When the unclean spirit
is gone out of a man,
he walketh through dry places,
seeking rest,
and findeth none.
44. "Then he saith,

'I WILL RETURN INTO MY HOUSE
FROM WHENCE I CAME OUT;'

and when he is come,
he findeth it empty,
swept, and garnished.
45. "Then goeth he,
and taketh with himself
seven other spirits
more wicked than himself,
and they enter in and dwell there:
and the last state of that man
is worse than the first.
Even so shall it be also
unto this Wicked Generation."

THE RELIGION OF THE BIBLE IS NOT A HUMAN INVENTION.



YAHWEH GOD IS THE ONLY GOD WHO NOT ONLY OFFERS EVERLASTING LIFE, BUT COMMANDS HIS WORSHIPPERS TO ACHIEVE IT.

. JOHN 3:1-21.

THERE was a man of the Pharisees,
named Nicodemus,
a Ruler of the Jews:
2. The same came to Jesus
by night,
and said unto him,
"Rabbi, we know
that thou art a Teacher
come from God:
for no man can do
these Miracles
that thou doest,
except God be with him."

3. Jesus Answered
and Said unto him,

"Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'EXCEPT A MAN
BE BORN AGAIN,
HE CANNOT SEE
THE KINGDOM OF GOD.'

4. Nicodemus saith unto him,

"How can a man be born
when he is old?
Can he enter the second time
into his mother's womb,
and be born?"

5. Jesus Answered,

"Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'EXCEPT A MAN BE BORN
OF WATER AND OF THE SPIRIT,
HE CAN NOT ENTER INTO
THE KINGDOM OF GOD.'

6. "That which is Born
of the Flesh
is flesh;
and that which is Born
of The Spirit
is spirit.
7. "Marvel not
that I Said unto thee,

'YE MUST BE
BORN AGAIN.'

8. "The wind bloweth
where it listeth,
and thou hearest
the sound thereof,
but canst not tell
whence it cometh,
and whither it goeth:
so is every one
that is Born of The Spirit."

9. Nicodemus answered
and said unto him,

"How can these things be?"

10. Jesus Answered
and Said
unto him,

"Art thou a Master of Israel,
and knowest not
these things?
11. "Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'WE SPEAK
THAT WE DO KNOW,
AND TESTIFY
THAT WE HAVE SEEN;
AND YE RECEIVE NOT
OUR WITNESS.'

12. "If I have told you
Earthly Things,
and ye believe not,
how shall ye believe,
if I tell you
of Heavenly Things?
13. "And no man
hath ascended up to Heaven,
but he that came down
from Heaven,
even The Son of Man
which is in Heaven.
14. "And as Moses lifted up
the Serpent in the Wilderness,
even so must The Son of Man
be lifted up:
15. "That whosoever
believeth in him
should not perish,
but have Eternal Life.
16. "For God so loved
the World,
that He gave
His only Begotten Son,
that whosoever
believeth in him
should not Perish,
but have Everlasting Life.
17. "For God sent not His Son
into the World
to Condemn the World;
but that the World through him
might be Saved.
18. "He that believeth in him
is not Condemned:
but he that believeth not
is Condemned Already,
because he hath not
believed in
The Name of The Only
Begotten Son of God.
19. "And this is The Condemnation,

'THAT LIGHT IS COME
INTO THE WORLD,
AND MEN LOVED DARKNESS
RATHER THAN LIGHT,
BECAUSE THEIR DEEDS
WERE EVIL.'

20. "For every one
that doeth Evil
hateth The Light,
neither cometh
to The Light,
lest his deeds
should be reproved.
21. "But he that doeth Truth
cometh to The Light,
that his deeds
may be manifest,
that they are
wrought in God."

"BORN AGAIN" IN NORTHERN ARAMAIC MEANS: "TO CHANGE ONE'S THOUGHTS AND HABITS." NICODEMUS SPOKE SOUTHERN ARAMAIC, AND HENCE DID NOT UNDERSTAND JESUS. [Footnote to JOHN 3:3,5 in the Lamsa Peshitta Bible.]

THE BORN AGAIN EXPERIENCE CURRENTLY TAUGHT BY THE EVANGELICAL AND PENTECOSTAL CHURCHES IS BULLSHIT!

In those Oyinbo-misguided Churches, Immoral and Amoral people become Moral: that is RUBBISH- MORALITY is not RIGHTEOUSNESS.

. GENESIS 1:26-28.

26. And God Said,

"Let us make Man in Our Image,
after Our Likeness:
and let them have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over the Cattle,
and over all the Earth,
and over every creeping thing
that creepeth upon the Earth."

27. So God created Man
in His Own Image,
in The Image of God created He him;
male and female created He them.
28. And God Blessed them,
and God Said unto them,

"Be fruitful, and multiply,
and replenish the Earth,
and subdue It:
and have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over every Living Thing
that moveth upon the Earth."

YAHWEH GOD CREATED MAN FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF HAVING DOMINION OVER ALL OF THE EARTH AND ALL OF ITS CREATURES.



THERE ARE EIGHT REALMS- SEVEN HEAVENS, AND THE EARTH UNIVERSE.

They exist on successively higher levels of Spiritual Energy. The Earth Universe being the least Spiritually-Energetic, and the Seventh Heaven, of the highest Spiritually-Energy.



DO NOT TRUST THE OYINBO ATHEISTS NOR THEOLOGIANS- NONE OF THEM KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.

To be BORN AGAIN, we must be able to TOTALLY-RECALL our entire lifetimes, all the way to before our BIRTHS- revising all the errors we have incurred.

[See: DIANETICS: The Modern Science of Mental Health, by L. Ron Hubbard (1950).]

. JOB 28:28.

28. "And unto Man He Said,

'BEHOLD,
THE FEAR OF THE LORD,
THAT IS WISDOM;
AND TO DEPART FROM EVIL,
IS UNDERSTANDING.' "

. JOB 39:13-18.

13. "Gavest thou the goodly wings
unto the peacocks?
or wings and feathers
unto the ostrich?
14. "Which leaveth
her eggs in the earth,
and warmeth them in dust,
15. "And forgetteth
that the foot may crush them,
or that the wild beast
may break them.
16. "She is hardened
against her young ones,
as though they were not her's:
her labour is in vain without fear;
17. "Because God hath
deprived her of Wisdom,
neither hath He
imparted to her Understanding.
18." What time she
lifteth up herself on high,
she scorneth
the horse and his rider."

. PSALM 111:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Wisdom:
a Good Understanding
have all they
that do His Commandments:
His Praise endureth for ever.

. PROVERBS 1:7.

7. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Knowledge:
but Fools despise
Wisdom and Instruction.

. PROVERBS 9:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Wisdom:
and The Knowledge of
The Holy is Understanding.

.   ISAIAH 55:6-11.

6. Seek ye The LORD,
while He may be found,
call ye upon Him
while He is near.
7. Let the Wicked
forsake his Way,
and the Unrighteous Man
his Thoughts:
and let him return
unto The LORD,
and He will have Mercy
upon him;
and to our God,
for He will abundantly pardon.

8. "FOR MY THOUGHTS
(ARE) NOT YOUR THOUGHTS,
NEITHER ARE YOUR WAYS
MY WAYS," saith The LORD.
9. "FOR (AS) THE HEAVENS
ARE HIGHER
THAN THE EARTH,
SO ARE MY WAYS
HIGHER THAN YOUR WAYS,
AND MY THOUGHTS
THAN YOUR THOUGHTS.'

10. "For as the rain
cometh down,
and the snow from Heaven,
and returneth not thither,
but watereth the earth,
and maketh it bring forth
and bud,
that it may give seed
to the Sower,
and bread to the Eater:
11. "So shall My Word be
that goeth forth
out of My Mouth:
It shall not
return unto Me void,
but It shall accomplish
that which I please,
and It shall prosper
(in the thing)
whereto I sent It."

. 2^nd CHRONICLES 16:9.

9. "For The Eyes of The LORD
run to and fro throughout
the whole Earth,
to show Himself strong
on behalf of those
whose heart
is perfect toward Him.
Herein thou hast done foolishly:
therefore from henceforth
thou shalt have wars.”

. AMOS 3:3.

3. Can two walk together,
except they be agreed?"

. ZECHARIAH 4:10.

10. For who hath despised
The Day of Small Things?
For they shall rejoice,
and shall see the plummet
in the hand of Zerubbabel
with those seven;
they are The Eyes of The LORD,
Which run to and fro
through the whole Earth.

ONE MUST ATTAIN THE 40^th LEVEL OF AWARENESS EIGHT TIMES- ON THE EARTHLY AND SEVEN HEAVENLY LEVELS.

Only then is one the complete being God created us to be.

No invented Religion can do that.

There is only one Way to The One True God.

Those who do not remember the pasta are condemned to reheat it.


Suggestion 13, in the holy gospel of the flying spaghetti monster:
Thou shall be amused rather angered by the words and deeds of idiots, for I am thy noodly lord and I have created idiots solely for entertainment purposes, mine first and thine likewise.


We know people will deny the noodly lord, the prophecy is in the gospel.
Permesan be upon him, ramen

hopeforcharles:
Who is this again?

I'm here to bring people back to the light of truth.
For I have found the truth and it is made of pasta.

If you serve him deligently, the noodly lord will spread his noodly appendages and grant you serenity to accept things you cannot change, the courage to change things that you can and the noodle to know the difference.

Ramen

Pastafari:
Hello guys, I am new on the page. I'm a pastafarian.
Who's a pastafarian? A pastafarian is someone that believes only in the one and only true God, the Flyinng Spaghetti Monster.

We have been living in dark⁷ness and chaos until the holy monster decided to boil for our sins in 2005. Today, we are saved and we can say for sure that he has been stretching forth his noodly appendages to blessing us with pasta and meatballs ever since.

He's an interesting creator that you will find so fascinating to serve. Drop your inquiries and let's talk about the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.

Permesan be upon him, r'amen.

Welcome o thou anointed in his holy sauce.

LordReed:


Welcome o thou anointed in his holy sauce.

may the flying spaghetti monster bless you with his holy breadstick. Ramen

oaroloye:
SHALOM!




............. .

wtf man,are you good? You should check yourself man.

Well, let's see how far you'll go.

Here's what I will tell you. If you want to enjoy the best of life, nothing stops you. You can can live in that fancy mansion, drive the best cars, go around the world. But you see, don't interfere in people's beliefs. Its okay if you don't believe but mocking what you don't know is really dangerous.

A wise person knows not to dabble in things that don't concern them. However, just so you know, there are implications of mocking not only your creator but also spirits, you don't want to find out.

Like I said, enjoy what life has to offer, and leave people's beliefs alone.

Pastafari:
Hello guys, I am new on the page. I'm a pastafarian.
Who's a pastafarian? A pastafarian is someone that believes only in the one and only true God, the Flyinng Spaghetti Monster.

We have been living in darkness and chaos until the holy monster decided to boil for our sins in 2005. Today, we are saved and we can say for sure that he has been stretching forth his noodly appendages to blessing us with pasta and meatballs ever since.

He's an interesting creator that you will find so fascinating to serve. Drop your inquiries and let's talk about the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.

Permesan be upon him, r'amen.

Ayo081:
Well, let's see how far you'll go.

how do you mean sir?

peggywebbs:
Here's what I will tell you. If you want to enjoy the best of life, nothing stops you. You can can live in that fancy mansion, drive the best cars, go around the world. But you see, don't interfere in people's beliefs. Its okay if you don't believe but mocking what you don't know is really dangerous.

A wise person knows not to dabble in things that don't concern them. However, just so you know, there are implications of mocking not only your creator but also spirits, you don't want to find out.

Like I said, enjoy what life has to offer, and leave people's beliefs alone.

how have I interfere with your belief?
How did I mock the creator?

Pastafari:
may the flying spaghetti monster bless you with his holy breadstick. Ramen

Ramen

oaroloye:
SHALOM!




No invented Religion can do that.

There is only one Way to The One True God.

All religions are invented by man.

Hello, I want to become a pastafarian

SSIPON:
Hello, I want to become a pastafarian

You made the right choice. You know the truth and the truth is the pasta.

Pastafarianism is the world's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. Pastafarians worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), an omnipotent deity. Outsiders call our church's members satirists, enemies call them heretics, and landlubbers call them dirty pirates, but one thing is certain about Pastafarians – they sure love beer! “A fool hath said in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster” Ravioli 1 vs 14


You don’t need much to serve the holy pasta, one and only true God. Know few things about him, allow him to touch your life with his noodly appendages, study his doctrines and always keep Friday holy by taking pasta and beer.
If you do all these, you will be admitted into heaven where we have factory of prostitutes and a large volcano of beer for you. Isn’t it the best Heaven? You guess is as good as mine.


Permesan be upon him, ramen

SSIPON:
Hello, I want to become a pastafarian

Also help preach the gospel, people have to know the truth.

Dangerousboy:
this is so funny.omg what a great sense of humour am laughing so hard. Spargetti monster

Spaghetti without sauce no jell o. Egg Sauce or Stew should be attached.

And let's not forget about the mince meat and roast chicken!

Dtruthspeaker:


Spaghetti without sauce no jell o. Egg Sauce or Stew should be attached.

And let's not forget about the mince meat and roast chicken!

Dtruthspeaker:


Spaghetti without sauce no jell o. Egg Sauce or Stew should be attached.

And let's not forget about the mince meat and roast chicken!

You are blessed by his noodly appendage.
He Boiled himself you can eat and full.

Try us for thirty days and if you don’t like us, your God will most likely take you back.

Dtruthspeaker:


Spaghetti without sauce no jell o. Egg Sauce or Stew should be attached.

And let's not forget about the mince meat and roast chicken!

how can people worship what they create?

Dangerousboy:
how can people worship what they create?

We have empirical evidence that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world and everything in it.

The fact that we see so many creation flaws is evidence that he was drunk to stupor while doing it. Just imagine, what kind of right think God creates cancer cells and natural disaster? Only the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster gave answer to that.

Welcome pastafari, all religions are welcomed here. But beware of the Christians, they believe their religion is one and only true religion, overall they are nice people.

Pastafari:
We have empirical evidence that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world and everything in it.

The fact that we see so many creation flaws is evidence that he was drunk to stupor while doing it. Just imagine, what kind of right think God creates cancer cells and natural disaster? Only the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster gave answer to that.

and who told you God created cancer and natural disasters? Anyway tomorrow am going to eat your god with a chilled Coke.

siofra:
Welcome pastafari, all religions are welcomed here. But beware of the Christians, they believe their religion is one and only true religion, overall they are nice people.

While we respect all religious beliefs, we are very sure that there's no true God than the Holy Pasta. You cannot get to the pasta except through boiling and through boiling alone were you saved and redeemed from a hell of disease infested prostitutes.

Permesan be upon him, ramen

Dangerousboy:
and who told you God created cancer and natural disasters? Anyway tomorrow am going to eat your god with a chilled Coke.

The gospel of the flying spaghetti monster did.

Fill your belly with his holiness for he boiled in the colander for you. Take it with beer, it's a pastafarian ritual that works well.

siofra:
Welcome pastafari, all religions are welcomed here. But beware of the Christians, they believe their religion is one and only true religion, overall they are nice people.

first of all Christianity is not a religion it is life. Secondly, anyway, the choice is yours.

Pastafari:
The gospel of the flying spaghetti monster did.

Fill your belly with his holiness for he boiled in the colander for you. Take it with beer, it's a pastafarian ritual that works well.

oh,the monster must be afraid of soda. Anyway, i wish you good luck in your pasta monster religion. The door of salvation is open to you

Dangerousboy:
oh,the monster must be afraid of soda. Anyway, i wish you good luck in your pasta monster religion. The door of salvation is open to you

You should come join us, we don't criticize. We do not have strict rules that you must follow, we just want you to be a good person.
The more you read about us the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism just might be the Best. Religion. Ever.

Go ahead. Try us for thirty days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

Dangerousboy:
how can people worship what they create?

That is the essence of idols!

siofra:
Welcome pastafari, all religions are welcomed here. But beware of the Christians, they believe their religion is one and only true religion, overall they are nice people.

Smilles, my first post after a long time off. So which religion do you practice if I may ask, no offense though?