Phargbemmy:


On a minimum as a lazy driver like I am, my target is 10k daily and I work 3 days on week days and Saturday Sunday. Gross of 60/70 is still sure

Your weekly gross is someone's monthly gross

But then, he works in an office, so he's better

izzou:


Your weekly gross is someone's monthly gross

But then, he works in an office, so he's better

mrjaydee:


Abeg, I no get power to type oo izzou this guys are keyboard warriors.

I'm a man of principle. I belong to everybody and belong to nobody , abi how that man take talk am sef.

Felicity001:


That millage was definitely rolled back or engine probably changed b4 it was sold to you

Try Google the vin to see if it will pop up then you'd seennthe real millage.

Echereobiaify:

If is on surge tell the rider to change destination but if is not surge end the trip and ask they rider to request again

tunlapapa:

Emmm, let me put my mouth.

My own point from the onset has been that uber is not the only work or best work if you are not in a corperate world.

The efforts exerted on driving is not relative to me.

It might be the best for someone who hasn't done businesses or seen huge cash, but for me, I do not fancy it.

As an entrepreneur, the money used in buying a corolla can get you good returns in many businesses.
I made the mistake when I got my vehicle, the money would have over expanded my previous ventures if had funded it with the money but uncertainties from this government made me to try uber with the hope that uber was the best as I was made to believe.

Four years down the line I regret that single action.

Barbiturate:


What if rider stops on the way to buy stuffs before getting to his/her destination. Will it count or I should demand to end trip?

CheerfulGiver:
This piece of earthworm said his 1st son got admission but in 2015, the scumbag had no girlfriend....

https://www.nairaland.com/2653841/uber-partner-lagos-please-share/3719#102907745


Mind who you listen to on this thread.

Olayetan:


Just recently, I've been thinking intensively on how to venture into a business cux this uber of a think it's killing my health and emotions.


I actually achieved alot within a year I started it but I'm loosing zeal to continue it now.

Nah to open standard boutique dey my mind now

CheerfulGiver:
And on this thread as forix4u where he was begging for money and has no girlfriend

https://www.nairaland.com/2614722/birthday-wishes-somebody-should-surprise#38230899

BAZ001:


As in I don tire.
That guy that want to piss on is boss head can go ahead to Pee piss.[/s]
Who ever wants to drive should resign and drive.

They will know how easy it is to earn a living driving

Conner44:


No no don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to just pee on my boss’s head ...

I want to piiisssssss on it very hot, long, ammonia stinky piiissssss. At least 5litre worth of it (don’t worry I have a very solid gee-pee tank bladder).

I just need odogwu to post 1milli dashboard for me dazzall or don’t you also want to see a million Naira dashboard too?

I promise your eyes won’t catch fire

Felicity001:


una won start another one now...

That was how somebody in my WhatsApp group was sharing an experience of how a lady in her church went to buy a car and gave it out on rent for 35k. 3/4 weeks later she was calling my guy in search for a new driver,

madam what happened to the 1st driver I gave you?
Don't mind them they're lazy.
Okay give me time I'll get you another but how much is the weekly rent.
35k.
What? Madam you've to calm down ooh 35k is too much na...
But I see somewhere on SM and the WSapp group of how drivers make 1m every months...


Na there I stop reading the post because I already know where she saw her motivation... 3 weeks has gone past the woman is yet to find a driver. i.e 75k down the line... Foolishness!

Somebody posted a car for rent here few days ago i copied and shared only to get update of
40k upfront security deposit
3 guarantors and all of them must.... Cant remember let me retrace the post and copy and paste here self...

Driver requirements/conditions (rental)
1. Security deposit of 40K (considerations allowed)
2. Guarantor working in a well established organization
3. Readiness to work on Uber/Bolt PRIMARILY
4. Corolla/Elantra weekly remittance: 30K
5. Driver/Owners share maintenence/repairs

Make una wey dey post earning in the guise of "I'm motivating people" make una continue, God is watching you all because you're not only deceiving them but also leading people to their early grave.

Brainbox0806:
Will you shut that your blood clots mouth up. Can you give your MB for 25k weekly, now that your cassava has given you a car, try give it out to know the pains owner go through. Lazy boring mofo

mejai:

Ha! Oga? Ejoor, u wan start another pages of war? We don try and tire too. And the comment u quoted don old too.
Let's mooove on.

XGhost:

This biz don cast truly, I've joined lazyD group too

this was how I laughed when one refined daughter of jazabel did fake transfer to me on Uber yesterday. She think say na bolt

BAZ001:


This ur picture
Why d guy open leg like dt after chopping fish ?

[img]https://media1./images/7d5b9d7341d10667f2867a892370eb28/tenor.gif?itemid=13738821[/img]

pocohantas:
So driver picks up passenger, car can’t get past gear 1, at best 2. Trip progresses at snail speed. Trip ends and passenger contests the price. Driver says it is traffic.

“But your car is bad and you know it”.

More back and forth.

BAZ001, how do you handle this hoodlum driver?

pocohantas:
So driver picks up passenger, car can’t get past gear 1, at best 2. Trip progresses at snail speed. Trip ends and passenger contests the price. Driver says it is traffic.

“But your car is bad and you know it”.

More back and forth.

BAZ001, how do you handle this hoodlum driver?

BAZ001:


The driver shouldn’t have continued with the ride unless rider insist.
Rider tried going back and forth with him, cos if rider had reported him, his account could be suspended and asked to go for inspection and rider will be compensated.
In dis business riders are pampered but most of them don’t report

Though we don’t like telling riders this before you send more drivers to psychiatric hospital.

Gentlelife50:

Please don't disturb us here, goan be doing your contention ooo.
Shebi u say Uber na d best, u never see anything.

pocohantas:


Lol. I know right. Not my personal experience as it happened on Bolt. I told the rider that he should have discontinued the ride immediately he noticed the problem.



It didn’t happen on Uber.