devvy44:
Deadpay played against a team ranked more than 100 places below Luxembourg but he could only manage two goals


To score hatrick no be beans

devvy44:
“If I had to play middleaged spare part dealers from Alaba International Market every international break, I would bang in hattricks every game too”

But them never score for Ucl

UncleHaba22:




How about ur goat wey dey ghost the pipo Messi statpad against


Oga if u have lourxemburg
Lithuania
Albania
And co Na flexing mode
Even Halaand now don dey fire goals dey come

FirstbornWds:
If you know, you know.

liveLongNprospa:
Penaldo Penaldo Penaldo..



But the Argentine fraud has more penalty goals than him for country... But one is penaldo

Cules and being delusional

liveLongNprospa:
Penaldo Penaldo Penaldo..



But the Argentine fraud has more penalty goals than him for country... But one is penaldo

ddippset:
"Ronaldo's hattrick against Luxermberg puts him in serious contention for the 2021 Ballon dor"

devvy44:
Who Dey breet

ddippset:
Just a gentle reminder; no beef, no violence!



*Messi 653 Non penalty Goals in 938 Games.

*Ronaldo 653 Non penalty Goals in 1083 Games.


145 Extra Games.
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE.


Which kain fraudulent goal machine be this

devvy44:
2012, barka needed the midget to score his pk, against Chelsea the fraudster missed.

2021, barka needed the midget to score his pk, against PSG the fraudster missed.

2018, Argentina needed the midget to score his pk, against Iceland the fraudster missed.

But barka fans keep crying each time Goatnaldo scores a penalty

GrammarNazi1:

Big time fraud, bro.

ddippset:
145 Games is 4 whole seasons for a footballer...

That's 36 games per season bro.

Virus99:


See as this one dey open eye ontop lies

Him brain don enter menopause

All thanks to devvy

devvy44:
2012, barka needed the midget to score his pk, against Chelsea the fraudster missed.

2021, barka needed the midget to score his pk, against PSG the fraudster missed.

2018, Argentina needed the midget to score his pk, against Iceland the fraudster missed.

But barka fans keep crying each time Goatnaldo scores a penalty

ddippset:
See this unrepentant blockhead.

Harden not your heart and receive sense...


Get this clear; He is not called Penaldo because he knows how to score penalties, ; he is called Penaldo because a good number of his career goals are penalty goals.

In orderwords he pads his numbers with penalty goals


That however didn't prevent him from;

1. Throwing away his penalty in a champions league final against Chelsea.
2. Throwing away his penalty against Valencia when Madrid needed to win the league from Barca.
3. Throwing away his penalty against Bayern when Madrid needed to beat Beaten to make the final in the Champions league.
4. Waiting to take the last penalty against Spain at Euro 2012 so he could pull off his shirt but the penalty never reached his turn and he slept at the stadium all night insisting on his favourite tea.

ddippset:
See this unrepentant blockhead.

Harden not your heart and receive sense...


Get this clear; He is not called Penaldo because he knows how to score penalties, ; he is called Penaldo because a good number of his career goals are penalty goals.

In orderwords he pads his numbers with penalty goals


That however didn't prevent him from;

1. Throwing away his penalty in a champions league final against Chelsea.
2. Throwing away his penalty against Valencia when Madrid needed to win the league from Barca.
3. Throwing away his penalty against Bayern when Madrid needed to beat Beaten to make the final in the Champions league.
4. Waiting to take the last penalty against Spain at Euro 2012 so he could pull off his shirt but the penalty never reached his turn and he slept at the stadium all night insisting on his favourite tea.

ddippset:


You guys seem to be falling over yourselves with excitement over this very wack line.

ddippset:



With this level of fraud(claiming to be the best goal scorer), even Hushpuppi has got nothing on Ronaldo.

devvy44:



This daft dipshit is back on my mention yet again

Ronnie has won 5 Ucl Pessi has just 3 + 1(iykyk)
So it invalidate your 1-3 nonsense points.

Btw WTF did you write at Number 4 point??, Ronaldo score pk una go develop heartache
Ronaldo miss pk una go develop heartache
Ronaldo no play pk una go still develop heartache

devvy44:



This daft dipshit is back on my mention yet again

Ronnie has won 5 Ucl Pessi has just 3 + 1(iykyk)
So it invalidate your 1-3 nonsense points.

Btw WTF did you write at Number 4 point??, Ronaldo score pk una go develop heartache
Ronaldo miss pk una go develop heartache
Ronaldo no play pk una go still develop heartache

ddippset:
Chai this imp is irredeemable!

Who started highlighting missed penalties today?

You were going on and on about how Messi missed crucial penalties and then when I reminded you of how Ronaldo also missed many crucial penalties, you then brought the song about how Ronaldo win 5 ucl's

How does this even add up?

Who do you this thing??

Na this kain people go leave woman nipple go they suck her navel.

devvy44:
2012, barka needed the midget to score his pk, against Chelsea the fraudster missed.

2021, barka needed the midget to score his pk, against PSG the fraudster missed.

2018, Argentina needed the midget to score his pk, against Iceland the fraudster missed.

But barka fans keep crying each time Goatnaldo scores a penalty

ddippset:
145 Games is 4 whole seasons for a footballer...

That's 36 games per season bro.

ddippset:
You guys seem to be falling over yourselves with excitement over this very wack line.




They both have 653 non penalty goals in their careers.
But Ronaldo has played a whopping 145 games more!
No lies here!

With this level of fraud(claiming to be the best goal scorer), even Hushpuppi has got nothing on Ronaldo.

ddippset:
Chai this imp is irredeemable!

Who started highlighting missed penalties today?

You were going on and on about how Messi missed crucial penalties and then when I reminded you of how Ronaldo also missed many crucial penalties, you then brought the song about how Ronaldo won 5 ucl's

How does this even add up?

Who do you this thing??

Na this kain people go leave woman nipple go they suck her navel.