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My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by Nobody: 7:52am On Oct 24, 2021
I was welcome by the elderly usher who has been disturbing me to attend her church,Due to constant pressure from the elderly woman,I decided to attend last week sunday.
After the pastor asked if a member was coming for the first time he/she should raised his hand, I did.I was welcomed with a handshake by some of the members.
Oboy,this church gather fine fine chics o.Upon say na village.
Some of them were coming to shake me.
I don even toast some of this babes for road, especially the ushers, and they ignored me even though I be city Bobo.Maybe I too handsome for them to listen to my sweet words.
Anyway the one I fancy I just used my middle finger to scratch her soft palm lightly after a handshake as a sign of'i like you.
What turn me off was the way the pastor is milking poor members of the church.This church is located in a rural area where members of the church are into farming.There is no job here.But in every testimony,there was an offering and all members were coming out to pay offerings.Na #20 and #50 plenty pass.
I noticed there was 5 offerings and one Thanksgiving.An invited pastor who also came was preaching about how he love money and that members should come out and drop a particular Thanksgiving in his hand.I think they just finished a crusade.
Few members came out to donate #500 and #1000.For all this offering it was only one's I contributed.This girls no fit make me form big boy on-top chic wey never accept.I no wan go drink garri for house.
Finally,the pastor introduced #100,000 levies to new members.He said they can be paying in instalment.For my mind,I talk say"una no go see me here again and I will not go today irrespective of the fine fine girls wey una gather.Una no fit choke me.
cc OAM4J
Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by house10s: 7:55am On Oct 24, 2021
soo service started by 6 am? n all this happened in one hour shey

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Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by thesicilian: 8:00am On Oct 24, 2021
Cooking up lies this early morning to whip up sentimental reactions. Well done.

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Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by AntiChristian: 8:01am On Oct 24, 2021
What a lustful bloke!
Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by TeeGentle(m): 8:02am On Oct 24, 2021
na wa o
Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by TeeGentle(m): 8:02am On Oct 24, 2021
na wa o
na because of girl u dey go church
Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by MufasaLion: 8:33am On Oct 24, 2021
You will come back to your senses when you cum.
Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by Nobody: 9:08am On Oct 24, 2021
house10s:
soo service started by 6 am? n all this happened in one hour shey
No,service starts by 8am to 11.30.I summarised it.No be everybody Sabi read long epistle.

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Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by Nobody: 9:10am On Oct 24, 2021
TeeGentle:
na wa o
na because of girl u dey go church
No,I never thought I would see babes in that church.Na inside bush and na zinc dem use construct the church.There is a block and uncompleted building that is close to the zinc church which I believe it is own by the church.
But babes dey motivate guys to worship in her church.
Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by Nobody: 9:14am On Oct 24, 2021
thesicilian:
Cooking up lies this early morning to whip up sentimental reactions. Well done.
I swear with my two testicles.If I lie make sperm finish for the 2 eggs patapata.
Re: My First Time Of Attending This Particular Church In My Rural Community. by Nobody: 11:00am On Oct 31, 2021
MufasaLion:
You will come back to your senses when you cum.
As in.

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