Polynek:
Eww my friend invited me to His church and he is a white garment church member (Cherubim and Seraphim) omo d experience is very funny oo first of all they don't put on there shoes inside the church, I removed my shoe in the church doorstep and walk in bare footed they can sing hyms 4 Africa, they love dancing eehn especially there women , throughout the whole service I was just smiling my friend noticed that I was enjoying the service and He asked me if i ll like to join there church ,

Kriss216:

@bolded.
You dey look their nyash dey smile abi

Polynek:
My Broda those women can shake there Ass very well oo , I was tempted to chyk 1 after service but my friend told me not to try it, and He couldn't tell me d reason oo

Kriss216:

There's no reason. Your friend is self centered. He wanted the babes all for himself.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
My friend took me to an Anglican Church, they gave offering up to 10 times...that was the first and last time I visited an Anglican Church.

Some few years back in sch...bikes on Sunday are usually scarce and my church is pretty far away so I can't trek...waited for like 40 mins for bikes and I no see. so I decided to stroll to a nearby church opposite my Lodge. First, everybody was speaking in tongues, ushers, choirs, pastors, even the drummer. Second, when they found out my house was nearby...they nearly kill me with visit everydamn day. Third and the final straw they said they want to start doing awzz fellowship in my awzz!! My fuqqing awzz that's den for smoking, blasting Young thug & Kodak on speakers daily and girls trooping in & out! I simply told 'em.. No can do...

MufasaLion:


You should have allowed them to come listen to Slime.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:

MufasaLion:


There's no playlist without Youngthug.

Gofwane:
Youngthug ft. Gunna and Travis Scott = HOT

That track, especially the beat is really hot

Sonnobax15:

I once worshipped in a church during my SSCE days....The pastor prophesied to me that in three months time I will receive the greatest good news of my life.....Then I began to be calculative and it happened to fall into that year's September,in which I was equally expecting my waec result...... Mennnnnnnn,my result finally came out and indeed I received the greatest news of my life but in a negative form...... Mathematics,F9, Biology,F9 . Till this very moment I dey still dey look for that pastor..He need to explain to me what he meant by --"you will receive the greatest good news of your life in three months time

MufasaLion:


I can't be sober, I gotta stay high.

Gofwane:
That line dey enter my head no be small.

That Gunna guy is goods mehn.

Listened to Yosemite by Travis Scott ft. Gunna?