Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 8:41pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Felicity001:
Haha haha haha haha... This one burst my brain ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Some of your riders deserve worst...
I don't do excess luggage, if your luggage is not handy sorry is your 2nd name. Even airways charges for excess luggage, danfo and Inter state transporters charge for excess luggage.
Now, you're not paying me for that yet you still want me to help you load it inside my boot? Pray it's not raining if not the rain go beat u tire because I won't even carry you unless you agree to pay an extra 2k depending on the distance because too many riders and excess luggage increases load on the car thereby higher fuel to power the car to yoir destination and more weight on the car components like shocks, bushings, tyriod, bolt joint etc...
Now, let me share two experiences within these little period of my break from here while i keep reading to catch up with the thread.
Was somewhere around Allen on Wednesday when i got this resq The lady called to inform me I was picking up her mum from ibtc bank... I was just a block away so I quickly arrived, parked while waiting for the woman to come out believing she was inside.
Next thing, phine rang... Mother: where are you na I've been waiting for u since (with a very loud, authoritative, commanding and annoying tone) Me: still trying to be cool by trying to salute Mother: where r you, I'm in a hurry and I'm at ibtc pensions, where are you? You're delaying me, whats wrong with you? Bla bla bla... Me: madam will you shout up and address me with respect, by the way why are you shouting? Do you know me b4? In fact bye.
I hanged up and cancelled the trip immediately as it as already gotten to paid wait time.
Daughter called few minutes later to confirm if I'd picked her up, sorry you provided the wrong addi and ur mum was sounding too rude... Request again for her with the right addi... Like she knows the kinda of mum she has she didn't even wait for me to finish she just hanged up.
Me, what's my own, I've satisfied my mind
You told someone's mum to shut up? No matter how rude she might have been, you could have just ended the call then cancel the trip. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 8:45pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
kanuisagoat:
Remember, I'm not a full-time driver so you don't expect CheerfulGiver kind of earnings ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Na so all of una dey claim part time drivers, post your everyday or weekly waka let's confirm something. 7 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:46pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
For the first time, this page dull. But with a clapback bang from one and only hoodlum, Felicity001 ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) . Men, u scarce o. I have begged u to always put that ur hoodlum car signature after ur post. Omo, when u dey approach the muntula with spanner, he dey see u like this... 7 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 8:48pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Felicity be having fights with riders while pocochantas be fighting her drivers, hoodlumism everywhere. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 16 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:49pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
kanuisagoat:
You told someone's mum to shut up?
No matter how rude she might have been, you could have just ended the call then cancel the trip.
Na the hoodlum spirit dey overdrive 3 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 8:49pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Gentlelife50:
Na so all of una dey claim part time drivers, post your everyday or weekly waka let's confirm something. If you can't see from that screenshot that I'm not a full-time driver, the everyday or weekly screenshot will not convince you either. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:50pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Gentlelife50: Are drivers having conference on Chevron drive? Very soon taskforce go visit there ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:55pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
davit: Felicity001 on the beat! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Pls did u read all d epistle or u just wan use sakamanje for am? I dey wait for who go fit summarize d newsletter for me. 2 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 8:56pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
mejai:
Na the hoodlum spirit dey overdrive Felicity no try for that one. I have carried very rude mums but I still try to respect their old age. Things I will never take from slay queens, I overlook with them. 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:00pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
kanuisagoat:
Felicity no try for that one.
I have carried very rude mums but I still try to respect their old age. Things I will never take from slay queens, I overlook with them. U are right. But everybody blood dey hot for this Lagos. 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:06pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
kanuisagoat:
Remember, I'm not a full-time driver so you don't expect CheerfulGiver kind of earnings ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Thank you sir, See how easy it is to post dashboard. Once a GOAT always a Goat Unlike some GoAT consistent for 3months and go insane when they can’t meet targets. Or some that will never post dashboard but will say easily week in week out. So if u drive full time ur dashboard will be 800k [img] https://media1./images/37082c7ff8df3974e89451428b269512/tenor.gif?itemid=11781150[/img] 9 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 9:07pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
kanuisagoat:
Felicity no try for that one.
I have carried very rude mums but I still try to respect their old age. Things I will never take from slay queens, I overlook with them. Not everybody get patience for that one ooo, he might tolerate and excuse slay queens because they are not yet experienced in life. Like na small girl dey worry them, but mama supposed coordinate herself naa. 13 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 9:07pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
kanuisagoat:
Felicity no try for that one.
I have carried very rude mums but I still try to respect their old age. Things I will never take from slay queens, I overlook with them. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Idaytesj29(m): 9:15pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
After months, I mean months of searching for an Hire Purchase deal, I think I finally got one. As usual the deal is in millions and the vehicle is Tokunbo. The reason for this post is that, the car is Toyota Camry muscle with a 4 cylinders 2.4L engine.
Do we have people who use it here? Is the car okay for the hustle? If you are using it, how is the experience maintenance and fuel economy?
Experts help your person with info. Thanks 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lush100(m): 9:29pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Felicity, Hope u dey save enough money to register with CAC and open a ride sharing company. To block u on all the app including gmap they hungry me......haha..wheel spanner 6 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:29pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Idaytesj29: After months, I mean months of searching for an Hire Purchase deal, I think I finally got one. As usual the deal is in millions and the vehicle is Tokunbo. The reason for this post is that, the car is Toyota Camry muscle with a 4 cylinders 2.4L engine.
Do we have people who use it here? Is the car okay for the hustle? If you are using it, how is the experience maintenance and fuel economy?
Experts help your person with info. Thanks
Cc: low mileage BAZ001, report for duty. 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Lush100: Felicity, Hope u dey save enough money to register with CAC and open a ride sharing company. To block u on all the app including gmap they hungry me......haha..wheel spanner Lol, including gmap. Felicity go break your skull if you try am. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Felicity001:
Haha haha haha haha... This one burst my brain ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Some of your riders deserve worst...
I don't do excess luggage, if your luggage is not handy sorry is your 2nd name. Even airways charges for excess luggage, danfo and Inter state transporters charge for excess luggage.
Now, you're not paying me for that yet you still want me to help you load it inside my boot? Pray it's not raining if not the rain go beat u tire because I won't even carry you unless you agree to pay an extra 2k depending on the distance because too many riders and excess luggage increases load on the car thereby higher fuel to power the car to yoir destination and more weight on the car components like shocks, bushings, tyriod, bolt joint etc...
Now, let me share two experiences within these little period of my break from here while i keep reading to catch up with the thread.
Was somewhere around Allen on Wednesday when i got this resq The lady called to inform me I was picking up her mum from ibtc bank... I was just a block away so I quickly arrived, parked while waiting for the woman to come out believing she was inside.
Next thing, phine rang... Mother: where are you na I've been waiting for u since (with a very loud, authoritative, commanding and annoying tone) Me: still trying to be cool by trying to salute Mother: where r you, I'm in a hurry and I'm at ibtc pensions, where are you? You're delaying me, whats wrong with you? Bla bla bla... Me: madam will you shout up and address me with respect, by the way why are you shouting? Do you know me b4? In fact bye.
I hanged up and cancelled the trip immediately as it as already gotten to paid wait time.
Daughter called few minutes later to confirm if I'd picked her up, sorry you provided the wrong addi and ur mum was sounding too rude... Request again for her with the right addi... Like she knows the kinda of mum she has she didn't even wait for me to finish she just hanged up.
Me, what's my own, I've satisfied my mind.
About 30min later, a lady called narrating how I was to pick up a woman from her office and how the said woman left an item behind. Begging for her contact.
Me I've already deleted the text mgs containing the number the daughter sent b4, asked her to call back since I've to trace back to find any of the contacts....
CASE 2 Last night I was somewhere in chevron drive seriously looking for a trip back home, luckily got one to oniru...
After drop off I got another to MMAI and was happy not knowing it won't end well.
Rider put in the wrong address yet was still claiming right and saying she input the her street, okay is your street of fadojo street around oniru palace, yes but you're supposed to be here... A man voice took over and instead of the idiot to talk to me like a fellow man with sense he was even saying worst than the woman... How sad I never knew women are more smarter than some dic.k head men... Next thing the idiot called me Stu.pid... Me hoodlum driver na him U dey call Stu.pid... Ur own don finish...
I told him sorry sir, got the right street address which was about 500m away... Called him to come out... The idiot was bolf enough to come out with his ugly gf.... By then i was sitting on top my boot with my wheel spinal on my hands. As the came out...
Me: you're so so and so person right? My rider? The lady responded, yes! Was about shouting I quickly cut her off... Me: who was the guy on the phone. The guy answered it me, this time with a cool voice after seeing my tuch appearance and my ride...
So na I be the fool dey call ur papa, ur generation stupid abi? I reviewed my wheel spinal from behind my back where I was hiding it... Walking towards him... Omo na so the girl stepped back the guy too took 2stepz back quickly too...
Me: ogun go kill you for calling me stupid, devil punish that ur black lips... Fo.ol! Next time try am again.
I entered my car zoomed off!
Both of them where frozen didn't even say a single word.
Case 3...
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Sunday around 11am was set and the first trip was to lekki with a surge of 1.2x, 1.3x or so was happy but the pud was about 3km so i didn't mind since its worth while.
I was just calling this girl to get her actual PU since Gmap is very bad around that ijaye axis... Got to PU this daughter of jazebel was no where to be found, PUA was totally wrong I tried and finally she said I should meet her In front of Polaris Ijaye rd, jankara... Ok... Got there called to ask of her whereabouts, the fufu said she was in a shop buying something i should wait... So you knew you where to get sth and you couldn't call to give me a more noticeable landmark... No problem... Since its a lomg trip with surge... I tried to still swallow that not knowing the one that will break the camel's back was coming with full force.
About 5mins later I saw a little girl within the age of 18-20, she is my rider. Unlock and she entered sitting at the back seat.
Me: can we go now? R: yes but first we'll go to my house let me change then you bring me back to ijaye to drop the house keys to my sister then we start going while i get something on our way.
Menh... Omo! You needed to see the way I boiled instantly... Li was like, really ! I looked directly into her eyes, go out of my car right now! She was trying to say sth, cut off... I said get out of my car right now!!
She gently opened tje door and got her a.ss out.
CASE 4 This one happened this night, in fact my last trip for the day... After a long day I found myself at chicken republic to eat snacks and spirit. I'd calcelled over 7trips to unfavourable places so this one came in "mapplewhood est" close to my area so I said let me use it to close while I go for my medications. Rider called and asked me to wait for them at the same location... Ha! Better because me ma don tire to turn steering wheel round and round. I quickly arrived while typing case 3... Knock knock, in my window... A guy and his gf Guy mentioned his name Me: okay,... Guy: sorry pls wait I need to get sth inside... Me: looking at my phone to see how long I've been waiting... "I've been waiting for over 7min now already hope it won't take long o... Guy: not at all Gf: interrupted, babe what's it? Guy trying to narrate to her, Gf: trying to form madam, pls go and buy what you want to buy, shr then try to open the door. Me, I'd already read the gesture and act from the way she spoke abd the action. GF: as she couldn't opened the door, she then said, but shey I'm paying for the time na since its paid waiting so why can't you wait... I interrupted her... Oh so after waiting for almost 8min this is all you could say getting here? Okay! Request another ride when you're ready to go... I wind up and was about cancelling... Guy ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) bf): no no no bros abeg don't cancel it pls sorry for her being rude... Me: ha anh! That's unfair na, look at the manner she ordered you to to buy what you want to buy as if... Gf: I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way pls don't be offended I didn't meant to be rude.... Me: its okay, its okay... No wahala... I never knew I am not immune to sorry at all... Chai! See the sweet voice way she take talk the sorry... I just melted.I unlocked for her to drop her little luggage... All of these was happening with a Corolla packed beside me and the rider seriously looking at us and chuckled. They took extra 10min... This time i wasn't even bordered again since I'm closing and busy typing... They came back and exchanging pleasantries, gf entered, apologies again. Bf: apologies for keeping me waiting again Me: its fine!!! Can we go now? Gf: yes Me: hope you've taken ur night kiss o ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) We laughed and we moove. Trip ended 1.6k I close shop... Thank God for a blessed Monday. 21 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 9:44pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Sakamanjeh99 is busy making money. Leave him out of this ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) BAZ001:
Pls did u read all d epistle or u just wan use sakamanje for am? I dey wait for who go fit summarize d newsletter for me. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:45pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Gentlelife50: Felicity be having fights with riders while pocochantas be fighting her drivers, hoodlumism everywhere. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Hehehe and CheerfulFighter will be fighting with nairaland drivers 11 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Aganju849: 9:47pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Lush100: Felicity, Hope u dey save enough money to register with CAC and open a ride sharing company. To block u on all the app including gmap they hungry me......haha..wheel spanner Lol ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Feli na crase |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 9:49pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Idaytesj29: After months, I mean months of searching for an Hire Purchase deal, I think I finally got one. As usual the deal is in millions and the vehicle is Tokunbo. The reason for this post is that, the car is Toyota Camry muscle with a 4 cylinders 2.4L engine.
Do we have people who use it here? Is the car okay for the hustle? If you are using it, how is the experience maintenance and fuel economy?
Experts help your person with info. Thanks
If you love offline trips, camry muscle issagoal. Especially during this yuletide season. But, if its for #65/km trips, I won't touch it. Engine 2AZ FE is over 400k. Transmission is almost 400k. OEM Ac compressor is about 180k. I don't wanna see u sweating in traffic looking for trips cos you are trying to conserve petrol. ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) 5 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:52pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
kanuisagoat:
Once people are paying you for a service, they are unnecessarily entitled.
Helping riders carry their luggage is at the discretion of the driver. If he wants to fine, if he doesn't also fine. He's not under any compulsion to help.
The funny thing is, most drivers start out really nice and courteous then you start meeting all manner of people and you just tell yourself that these people are not worth it.
I've had a rider tell me to come down and open her gate that they don't have a security man and anyone driving in has to open the gate himself.
I've had another tell me I'm an ordinary driver and not on her level and can't be talking to her.
One even said I saw the door closing as she was trying to enter with her luggage and can't hold the door for her. You would think common sense will tell her to either put the luggage first and enter or enter then bring in the luggage.
Then after dropping these kind of people, the next rider expects me to come down and help her carry her luggage?
You'll understand why the driver drove off. When in that kind of mood, you will have to either put it yourself or look for another driver. After all, I didn't help you bring it from your house. Put it it in the trunk same way you brought it to the vehicle.
This is the best read I've ever read from you... Come you sure say na u write am abi somebody borrow your account write am? |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:54pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
mejai:
Cc: low mileage BAZ001, report for duty. Pls call ikeja man to help him out. They won’t read previous post before asking same question. When people are using Volvo, Benz and Jeep’s And still making profit. He’s asking about toyota 2 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:54pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nexttpage(m): 10:31pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Idaytesj29(m): 10:34pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
chillex8:
If you love offline trips, camry muscle issagoal. Especially during this yuletide season.
But, if its for #65/km trips, I won't touch it.
Engine 2AZ FE is over 400k. Transmission is almost 400k. OEM Ac compressor is about 180k.
I don't wanna see u sweating in traffic looking for trips cos you are trying to conserve petrol. ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) Can a driver rely on offline trips? Do they come often? |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Idaytesj29(m): 10:35pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Nexttpage: are you trying to abuse me or something?! ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Ova Nexttpage, pls give me insight abeg. You sound like you are currently using a Camry for the job. You contribution will be highly appreciated. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Idaytesj29(m): 10:37pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
BAZ001:
Pls call ikeja man to help him out. They won’t read previous post before asking same question. When people are using Volvo, Benz and Jeep’s And still making profit. He’s asking about toyota Oga, you know you cannot know more more than you know if you don't ask. 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 10:50pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Idaytesj29: After months, I mean months of searching for an Hire Purchase deal, I think I finally got one. As usual the deal is in millions and the vehicle is Tokunbo. The reason for this post is that, the car is Toyota Camry muscle with a 4 cylinders 2.4L engine.
Do we have people who use it here? Is the car okay for the hustle? If you are using it, how is the experience maintenance and fuel economy?
Experts help your person with info. Thanks
How much is the millions, as in total package? 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 11:03pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
I booked a ride for someone today, I noticed that the fare breakdown on the rider app is different from the one sent to my mail.
1. App receipt
2. Mail receipt
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 11:17pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
chillex8:
If you love offline trips, camry muscle issagoal. Especially during this yuletide season.
But, if its for #65/km trips, I won't touch it.
Engine 2AZ FE is over 400k. Transmission is almost 400k. OEM Ac compressor is about 180k.
I don't wanna see u sweating in traffic looking for trips cos you are trying to conserve petrol. ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) Best Advice |