Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?

you can either have friends of friends from 9ja to start hanging out with OR be open minded and friendly andstart to make friends, have a group of friends to hang out, meet their friends and the friends of their friends.....and in no time you will have a bunch of people that you can meet for a chat/drink etc.
dont you have neighbors where you live? if you studying, isnt there some other students to hang out with? or if you are working, go out with colleagues etc

if you cant casually approach people and mingle with them, then its gonna be a very lonely time in the UK for you!

Calm down learn English fess later all go follow, u hia?

You better come back to Naija and enjoy yourself.

udomma1005:
Calm down learn English fess later all go follow, u hia?

WICKED SOMEBODY

udomma1005:
Calm down learn English fess later all go follow, u hia?

Bro, I totally concur!

When them reach abroad na there them dey realise say their social skills na zero.

Go to the park, or the mall.

udomma1005:
Calm down learn English fess later all go follow, u hia?

Tell am o

@OP, u no sabi english how u wan take dey communicate with oyibo. You should have gone to Cambodia

Noshitboi:
Tell am o

@OP, u no sabi english how u wan take dey communicate with oyibo. You should have gone to Cambodia

How he take pass IELTS?

Fake.

Pumpumking come and help your brother.

morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?

Why are you complaining? Abeg enjoy the serenity, na so e dey be

You no want naija and you no want UK, where you come want? Abi you go go Yankee and test the place too?

If e worse, go approach a girl especially for that club jux the way it's done here in naija and let's see the outcome. You fit dey lucky.

Ire o.

Vanilla4:
Go to the park, or the mall.

Na Yankee you dey or naija?

bro i know where we can hang out, wicked wicked places to catch fun to ur fill.

where to catch fun no scarce, na money be koko.

i know places in ikeja, surulere, new places now have sprung up in gbagada, when u are ready let me know

since the UK is boring, come lagos chief

morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?

UK is boring?? Omo the fault is you not the UK.. UK way be the USA of Europe.. different people, culture, activities..

Go to the library.. church... Park.. conference.. seminars .. streets.. club.. restaurant... Gym... Occasions ... Party ... Approach and interact with people in these places.. don't wait till they come to you, cos no one might ..

Na naija babes abroad dey complain of loneliness and boredom.. guyman no get that problem..

morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?

Join dating apps.

morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me Does in uk how una dey do amam?

Eya them no play Dorime for you

Next time wear masquerade costume

You can meet babes on social media like POF, tinder, Instagram etc or go to a bar or leisure places with a friend. Everybody is indoor so socialising is done online.

morinto:
...because nor girl[i]or boy even[/i] notice me.

What is this one saying

morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?

see yor head like potato sand whiches.. why u takenadvise from thise homebase immmigrants who never steeped outter Nigeria..they dont even have passport. Am a true Londonder, born & bread & i will help u:


Rule number 1:
what location u stay in the UK will detemine the kinda fun u will have:
are u in North, East, Soutth, west or outside london: what location are u?

RUle number 2:
wot are u loooking for: White women, black women, jamaica women, polish women (they always have big yansh), South africa women, Somali, Gay men, Cougars (Old women lookin for young blood), Gay clubs, white men,Nigerian restorant... worrrrrrrrrever...

Rule number 3
if u in London, then there is thousands of joints...depends on wot kinda music u wanna here.

Rule number 4
Quit wearing that gadddem Ankara in london coz insted of babes comin at u...immmigration will ship yor azzz back to Calabar state!! (TRUE STORY)
Answer the questions & i will recomend were u can get babes or gay mans tonight sir!!!! ((((THANK ME LATER)))

Pumpumking:



see yor head like potato sand whiches.. why u takenadvise from thise homebase immmigrants who never steeped outter Nigeria..they dont even have passport. Am a true Londonder, born & bread & i will help u:


Rule number 1:
what location u stay in the UK will detemine the kinda fun u will have:
are u in North, East, Soutth, west or outside london: what location are u?

RUle number 2:
wot are u loooking for: White women, black women, jamaica women, polish women (they always have big yansh), South africa women, Somali, Gay men, Cougars (Old women lookin for young blood), Gay clubs, white men,Nigerian restorant... worrrrrrrrrever...

Rule number 3
if u in London, then there is thousands of joints...depends on wot kinda music u wanna here.

Rule number 4
Quit wearing that gadddem Ankara in london coz insted of babes comin at u...immmigration will ship yor azzz back to Calabar state!! (TRUE STORY)
Answer the questions & i will recomend were u can get babes or gay mans tonight sir!!!! ((((THANK ME LATER)))

I stay in derby town. Do u have idea about the place?

udomma1005:
Calm down learn English fess later all go follow, u hia?

Guy I was multitasking such as I was working in my company at the same time typing that why

idu1:



How he take pass IELTS?

Now God do am for me

morinto:
Am in the uk for pass three months. No friends and my social life is zero. Most of my friends think say I dey ball but am fucking boring over here. Went to night club to catch fun but I regretted of wasting my money because nor girl or boy even notice me. Does in uk how una dey do amam?

Where you dey stay?

sharpwriter:

Na Yankee you dey or naija?

Explain please

Pumpumking:



see yor head like potato sand whiches.. why u takenadvise from thise homebase immmigrants who never steeped outter Nigeria..they dont even have passport. Am a true Londonder, born & bread & i will help u:


Rule number 1:
what location u stay in the UK will detemine the kinda fun u will have:
are u in North, East, Soutth, west or outside london: what location are u?

RUle number 2:
wot are u loooking for: White women, black women, jamaica women, polish women (they always have big yansh), South africa women, Somali, Gay men, Cougars (Old women lookin for young blood), Gay clubs, white men,Nigerian restorant... worrrrrrrrrever...

Rule number 3
if u in London, then there is thousands of joints...depends on wot kinda music u wanna here.

Rule number 4
Quit wearing that gadddem Ankara in london coz insted of babes comin at u...immmigration will ship yor azzz back to Calabar state!! (TRUE STORY)
Answer the questions & i will recomend were u can get babes or gay mans tonight sir!!!! ((((THANK ME LATER)))

@the bolded, seriously Abeg give us the full gist

morinto:

I stay in derby town. Do u have idea about the place?

Chaiii sorry oo

If you're religious, look for a black church or mosque.

Go online dating , but this will work only if a guy is very good looking

Socialise with your colleagues at work

Volunteer in your local area

morinto:

I stay in derby town. Do u have idea about the place?

Derby? Bro London is were the action is unless u interested in white women or gay mens. in derby, u will only see rabbits, squiirrels & antelope ..but of u come to london, u will see big yansh: Lightskin, half cast, yellow & dakskin. Best thing to do is find a place to stay in London for yor weekend then I will show u the MOINEY!!!!!!

Pumpumking:


Derby? Bro London is were the action is unless u interested in white women or gay mens. in derby, u will only see rabbits, squiirrels & antelope ..but of u come to london, u will see big yansh: Lightskin, half cast, yellow & dakskin. Best thing to do is find a place to stay in London for yor weekend then I will show u the MOINEY!!!!!!

Cant you accommodate me just for a weekend?