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What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Crowwe(f): 8:07pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
I want to carryout an experiment to know whether cum can really make women fat or thick. So I want to call on 5 different members of this useless gender to start drinking a teaspoonful of the cum in the morning, afternoon and night. Please I need your advice. Should I carry out the experiment with just 5 useless vigina people as subject matters or I should involve more of them? Vigina people will do anything for money so I'll pay them to start drinking the cum ASAP. I'll proceed once I contact my lawyer and they'll sign the papers needed to be signed. |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Nobody: 8:11pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
I'm curious to know the outcome of your experiment, heck I will like to dump cum into this broads as my own contribution to this ground breaking experiment. 3 Likes |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Crowwe(f): 8:11pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Any fellow of a useless vigina possessing gender should send a PM to signify interest in drinking my cum. |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Crowwe(f): 8:13pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
justscorchone: I've seen 7 girls that are interested. But 4 of the work in offices and they may not be available for afternoon dosage of cum. I don't want any fuckup so I'm looking forward to the jobless ones that are interested. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Crowwe: Thank you for your swift response ,Please let me know what part I can play or how I can assist, what method do you intend to extract the cum though. Regards |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by garriAndsugar: 8:22pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
The ratio of mad people to normal people in Nigeria is 90 :10.. 14 Likes |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Crowwe(f): 8:24pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
justscorchone:I'll keep you updated. ![]() |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Mexzy4sho(m): 8:34pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
garriAndsugar: Seconded. The internet just gave us a platform to display our madness on a larger scale. 7 Likes |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by chris259(m): 8:39pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Wtf
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Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Ritzybeauty(f): 10:51pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Nigeria as a country really need prayers.. Just look at what possibly a youth with a future is saying.. God help you |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by FutureHNDRxXx: 11:15pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
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Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Nyascobar1414: 11:29pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Una mumu dey like 5 and 6 |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by daewoorazer(m): 7:10am On Oct 26, 2021 |
Probably the op with another account tagging and replying himself… S.media has been a source of laughter…. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Generalwoodz(m): 9:22am On Oct 26, 2021 |
This OP wants to waste his Oluwa given sperm on people that won't appreciate it... Why not pour it into the sea? Yes. If you develop the habit of dumping your daily release of sperm Into the water bodies, the daughters of the sea and oceans, the mermaids of the 7seas would bless and replenish you in unimaginable and unquantifiable ways. The Atlantic ocean for example is in high need of sperm donors from young NIGERIAN men like you. Instead of wasting it on one mumu case study, deposit it into the sea. The mermaids have so many eggs but very few men to fertilize them... Alaye, the information I gave is gold use it wisely. I'll be right back to share my testimony with you all. Stay tuned I'm back...I am a freelancer hopping from one site to another to see if I could get my feet wet and a break-in. I've pitched a lot, dropped a lot of proposals, and chased a lot of gigs but nothing. These clients would always ghost me and take to their heels whenever our flag, the Nigerian green, and white color flashes. I denied Nigeria and shifted to being a South African online. At first, it looked like things gonna change for good, but it was short-lived like the ogbanje children of the Olden Days. I only got meager 10$,5$,15$ and at most 50$ gig. I wanted more cause I got bills to take care of. I asked people around my circle for help because I was gradually losing it and getting frustrated by the day. The came through for me and listed different ways one could make big money on foreign sites as a Nigerian and flying the Nigerian flag. One of the ways; visiting a Babalawo. Made the 4hrs trip to the Babalawo's local government in Akwa Ibom, and narrated my ordeals. He was happy to render help. Because from the looks of things my hustle seems legit, unlike the gee boys that visited his shrine in the past. Babalawo had mapped out plans for me. Not one, not two but three options. He explained their implications, rules, what, and whatnot and said I should go ahead and select the one that is the best fit for me. The other two have to do with me spilling blood. Not humans but animals like cows, chickens, monkeys, and goats. They seemed all diabolical and all-around fetish and I didn't want that. I took a heavy breath and dreamily went for what I'd call THE SPERM WAY. Babalawo briefed me on the full instructions and gave me fresh new calabash adorned with white, black, and red pieces of rags. There were also eagle feathers. I listened with rap attention but had dint of doubt hovering like dark clouds on my mind. For instance, this Babalawo is one-eyed, heavily bearded, and looks all around unkempt. His shrine too wasn't exempted. My fears, how could someone like this help me bang more dollars? Nonetheless, I stretched out my hands and collected what I'd call "working tools" and ventured back home. Before stepping out of his enclave, he strictly instructed I should not talk or reply when been spoken to. In other words, I should act dumb. That 4hrs journey back was hell! I couldn't talk because he said things won't work as planned if I did...I couldn't even collect the phone number of the gorgeous heavily breasted, caramel, and hourglass lady that sat next to me. I managed the dumb trip and made it home safely. Deaf and dumb pass through hell I could relate. Before I could enter that bus, I had to wobbly scrib words into a rough paper and give the driver to read. Got home and awaited for Sunday morning like the Babalawo instructed which speedily came like the breeze. I shunned church activities, went ahead to carry out THE SPERM WAY libations in the best possible way because I desired greater outcomes. I did it in a sea in Akwa Ibom. I barely sent 10 proposals when I got a client from Cincinnati willing to pay me 500$ for a gig that took me only 3days to complete. The Joy was massive. The feeling was breathtaking and anybody that saw me that particular week was sure to notice the glow in their eyes. Money is a spirit. That was how my winnings started. Jobs on Jobs. Booked like I'm a Haldely chase of some sort. Success was my new name. There was this particular week I onboarded 1500$ client, I was quite overboard with joy which made me head over to the club later in the Saturday evening to celebrate. The late time I clubbed like that was when the girl I was chyking, who was forming hard to get got impregnated by the Hausa man selling suya down the street. Mai suya said he must Marry her because he loved her. I took two call girls home that very day. I was visibly drunk. Bleeped them like a wounded Samaritan lion, and had multiple hearty reliving thick cums. Tired AF. I slept off with relief painted on my sweaty face. Woked up to realize that I couldn't produce enough sperm for the libations into the Sea. It was funny. What's funny here is that all this while I noticed that when I go with thick sperm, there'd be good fantastic client overflow, and when it's watery stupid, low paying client rears their ugly head. And this particular morning wasn't near to watery sef! There was entirely no more sperm in my tank. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by IvarDboneless: 9:25am On Oct 26, 2021 |
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Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Unlettered: 11:39am On Oct 26, 2021 |
Do you have a project supervisor for this project? I can manage such projects with great enthusiasm. Are we going to have an analysis on both the useless toto crew and the working class? Because you need t work on where and how you want to base your research. |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by B11la2b: 2:57pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Front page please .. This is front page worthy .. and we need more of such ground breaking research in Nigeria . 1 Like |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Blacklion3: 3:18pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
B11la2b:Now I understand who you are |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by B11la2b: 3:20pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Blacklion3: FatherChristmas or whatever u call urself .. stay clear from me and go sort ur mis*serable life out .. |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Blacklion3: 3:22pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
B11la2b:The awaiting billionaire-begger |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by tivhador: 4:15pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
WHAT THE HELL.......................... ![]()
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Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by brosom(m): 6:16pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Sorry I don't follow ![]() What kinda cum u talking about? Clue cum, aboki shoe maker cum, shewing cum, or wtf u even mean? Oh I see virgina people in ur mention, Hmm, I think I get it now. |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by BeardedMeat(m): 6:17pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Crowwe:Seun pls stop allowing this. Absolute freedom corrupts absolutely. Cc. Rocktation farano. |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Nobody: 6:30pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Another heartbroken alpha male |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Wahalaperson: 8:10pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Wahala, dis people Don make me laugh tire. E be like say everybody Don mad finish for naija o. |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by anthonyuncle(m): 5:28pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
crazy things are happening... |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by anthonyuncle(m): 5:30pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Generalwoodz: is this a joke? |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by ExtremeDot: 5:32pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Joblessness and Boredom na your mate? |
Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by Crowwe(f): 3:56am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Generalwoodz: You're a good writer. I may be hiring you for some stuffs. ![]() |
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