My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

Hello father,

Did you say you don't know what to do?

My friend, will you c'mon go and start pricing and buying napkin and baby wears...you are here saying you don't know what to do.

If you don't know what to do, do what you know new fathers do.

Las las, know say una two don automatically graduate from school. I shall not mince words.

Abstain from premarital sex, you no hear.

Shey you put mirror dey look your face when you were busy penising up and down in acrobats and during the climax baa? The imbecilic face? The akwukwu baa? The energy? Use am go price napkin for triplets.

Update: For those advising you to abort the child to remove the “you are now a father” thing, you are wrong. Whether he aborts it or not, he is still a father...the only difference when he aborts it is that he is a father ....but a father to a dead child.

What God cannot do doesn't exist.

Make una dey wear paper bag during lashing,una no dey hear . Now see the kind headpan of wahala wey you don use your preek buy

Well,op,I no get any advice to give you, because I wasn't the one who held torch for you people when lashing....Even if I had begged you to allow me do small,I believe say you for no gree .

But mennnnnnnn,the rate at which baby things take dey expensive these days dey very alarming

Congratulations

Drop out off school.


Get a bricklayer job.


Start saving for the child birth and baby food.


Sheath your penìs.


No more fūckery.

Did you ask for our help when doing the do?

lilvicky68:
Congratulations

It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

Daddy twins congrats in advance.

This is the result of "Baby I like it raw"



Protip:
*Start saving for baby kits and hospital fee(after delivery) now.9 months is not far again.

When you dey knack wet or probably dry pussy you call us ?


Abeg it's your cross carry it.... invite me to come and spray money on the naming ceremony we move

Easylion3569:
It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

But you don't consider that when fuccking pussy.. lmao hahahaha

Wetin eyes no go see

Please what can i do now? We're the only one that knows about it

Easylion3569:
It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

But your penis refused to be under your parents naw. Your penis was busy penising up and down. What is penised cannot be unpenised. Congrats, dad.

Easylion3569:
It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

Na people like you wey dey make mouth say them get the best pull out/withdrawal method..

Congrats once again at least you've shown you are very fetile..

Go play rain drop by 2face

Congratulations in advance

Congratulations baba bomboy

Please can someone put himself in my condition and tell me what to do?

Lalasticlala, Dominique, come and see this uncle from Penisula.

This thing just happen to me at the very wrong time.. I need to do something before people find out

You kids always think that fornication is a sign of big boy or you're bigger than your mates.
Na responsibilities go humble Una

You Will know that taking care of an infant is not a child's play

E be like say baby milk don reach 10k come join diapers and other things you go know what's up

Easylion3569:
Please can someone put himself in my condition and tell me what to do?

Okay.

If I were in your condition, abortion is not an option.

She will keep it.

The highest I can go if I didn't want to bring reproach to my family is sponsoring the mother and child without much ado and attention from my family ....but for how long can it be kept secret?

Begin to work harder to create an income for your new family because you will have to marry her and take full responsibilities someday. Her parents may agree you do so before she is delivered of the baby!

Action Plan:

Hibernate your penis.

Start working hard.

In her condition, she needs money. Work hard! Do menial jobs.

Stop seeing it as a curse! There's nothing like a wrong time in it. It was the right time when you were doing it, abi?

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You can save yourself all the stress above by telling your mom..or parents per se. It is hard but you have to. Your parents and hers will reach a consensus which will likely end you both in a conjugal winding up...or sth that will reduce the tense.

Be a man!

Fatherhood isn't that hard.

Yours has begun.

Wife your girlfriend.

Turn the shame to blessing.

Enjoy!

Anyways, I am available for research writing services....including removing plagiarism from a Turnitin report.

Righteousness2:
Well done!

You dont understand. I cant let people get to kno about this. My friends will laugh me

Godada:



Drop out off school.

Get a bricklayer job.

Start saving for the child birth and baby food.

Sheath your penìs.

No more fūckery.

lmao kolo full this forum!
drop out? get a bricklayer job? da iska

@op,go and meet the person that taught you how to fvck,he'll tell you what to do.

If only i had know. Now everything i have worked for is trying to fade away

Easylion3569:
If only i had know. Now everything i have worked for is trying to fade away

It has happened. Depending on how long it truly is, some OTC meds could help. Why didn't she go on the pill instead or you using protection if you both don't want babies?

If you’re both not ready then abort it. The problem will be finding the money and a qualified doctor who’s willing (because it’s illegal)

But I’m pretty sure you’d be able to find some NGO’s on Twitter who do it(for free I think). If it’s not far gone, there are abortion medications available.

Don’t allow illiterates make you feel like a child is a punishment for having premarital sex. Children need love and care and a stable environment. If you’re not ready to offer that, don’t add to the millions of struggling kids. Sentiments aside.

Next time make sure you’re well protected to avoid it.

Ps: if anyone tries to guilt trip you and make you keep the child, y’all should have the baby and give it to them to adopt since they’re pro life.

Vanilla4:
It has happened. Depending on how long it truly is, some OTC meds could help. Why didn't she go on the pill instead or you using protection if you both don't want babies?

please what is OTC med. Please reply